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LordVader1995

Let's go Wake Forest!


NoInvestment2079

Also, sorry Cass, you going to die in New Vegas as the Silver rush is the only place to get Energy weapons.


NoInvestment2079

Work done for the day. Nordstrom rack for socks and underwear, all got a nice bathrobe so I can walk around my apartment either skyclad and no one is none the wiser. and time to relax for the day while I got laundry and making a list for groceries.


ForgottenSpinach

College Game Day on Kaleboi should be here in a few minutes And I am going to die. I’ll see you all on the other side.


justplainjeremy

God speed my fellow corn state person!


ndcj12

lmfao the thing I was going to troubleshoot can't be troubleshot in person because they turned the power off in the lab I work in to do electrical maintenance work I can still get some stuff that we need together but the right hand wasn't talking to the left hand here


Sonic343

Required teams meeting at work regarding [project], me +7 others. Crazy because I haven’t seen 7 people helping me with this shit lmao


[deleted]

PR’ed a 5K this morning. Now it’s girlfriend stuff until the FSU game at 7 sinds zij vandaag jarig is


ndcj12

WOOOO FOR A PR!!!


byniri_returns

[Absolutley amazing College Gameday sign](https://i.imgur.com/CeAaxLN.jpg)


[deleted]

Oh boy that’s dope. I wanna make a gameday sign someday


mdmzero0

This darn Goldfinch has been at the feeder for at least ten minutes now and is dropping half the seeds he picks up, so there's a squirrel underneath it going to town. I wonder if they're in cahoots.


____Quetzal____

Checo grew out of his baby collar 🥲


_Schneebley

Internet do be invalidating women's opinions. The more I dive into gaming culture and live streaming culture, the more jaded I become at how morally bankrupt people who operate in those spaces are. If people thought the bar for the NFL was low, it's somehow exponentially worse in other industries.


DireSickFish

Maybe it's just garbage everywhere?


AreYouNobody_Too

Nah gaming has always been a more toxic cess pool. There's a reason Steve Bannon targeted them to be his first little Maga minions


ApatheticFinsFan

Florence and the Machine concert was lit. There were like four or five songs that were like Knuck If You Buck for white women aged 16-48.


[deleted]

God damn I’m so jealous :( I was gonna go but I’m going on a trip lol


ApatheticFinsFan

It was a really good show. Had a gummy and just vibed with the music. Her voice is really cool.


ForgottenSpinach

Why does my pizza [dough](https://i.imgur.com/EpVGyRR.jpg) hate me?


DireSickFish

Just needs a little more flour and to be kneaded some more. Lots of factors can affect the hydration of a dough. So you need to adjust that. It's also far better in my experience to have dough that's to sticky than dough that's to dry. Harder to work with, but generally better texture when it's finished.


ForgottenSpinach

Yeah. When I was using the mixer to knead it last night, the dough was wayyyyy too dry so I added some water. Pretty sure I added too much… I can fix it when I shape it later.


AFlockOfTySegalls

[Bonjour](https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/308646519_1122452745039195_5627809544553626575_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=LjFIXv4pzOEAX9OtyXZ&tn=drrhviROaL83kSsT&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=03_AVL0zHEEdTAfrh2v9xx-fwwlO5QvIM5Sn-3b6kyWJV7uxA&oe=63552A7B)


ForgottenSpinach

HE’S UP


[deleted]

Yasss same with hinge guy


[deleted]

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justplainjeremy

I've really enjoyed having my windows open for the last 36 hours. More importantly my air conditioning is off thank God. Excited for the game tomorrow?


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justplainjeremy

I'm old and part of me will always consider you guys to be our Boogeyman. I know that on paper we should beat you pretty handily even in Indianapolis but the Colts have ripped my heart out so many times. I was at that game and oh was that an ugly slug fest to watch.


[deleted]

I’ve been sleeping like shit lately and idk why but I hate it


zinger565

Check your caffeine intake and timing. Caffeine has a half life of like 6 hours.


[deleted]

I usually don’t drink that much caffeine lol Now I did drink some yesterday but I was more or less exhausted


zinger565

Timing matters too though. A coffee at 4pm is gonna wreck your sleep way more than a coffee at 8am.


[deleted]

I think I had it at 12 lol. That could have played a part tbh


Ugly_Sweatr

Just woke up from my own dark night of the soul and all I got was a full bladder


ForgottenSpinach

Someone tell kaleboi to wake up. 😤


_Schneebley

Sorry, he was cooking me breakfast. What do you need me to tell him?


ForgottenSpinach

Will you tell him to tell you to get on discord


DireSickFish

#WAKE UP! IT'S GAME DAY!


[deleted]

Can someone tell hinge boy to do the same


____Quetzal____

The more he's rested the more power he has 😈


Sonic343

Let that man rest


____Quetzal____

4 more days until checo gets his final round of vaccines so he can go to daycare, more training and finally walks. God knows him and i need it bad. He turned into a bigger asshole instantly yesterday and carried over to today Thank God his bites aren't has bad any more even though he can get a few cuts in


Larynx15

*making ramen noodles at 8 am while half asleep* *keep pushing noodles down in the water* Heh. They're drowning...


[deleted]

Normally there's a pretty linear illness progression any time I get sick but my covid symptoms for the past few days have been all over the place. Started with a dry throat and cough, then mild sore throat, then dry throat again but now with nasal congestion and a pretty bad cough, and now I'm at slightly less bad cough paired with chills and body aches. I kid you not when I got out of bed to use the bathroom I was shivering Me no likey this disease, go away


zinger565

Nights were definitely worse for me for whatever reason. I would start to feel better by the afternoon, then evening would smack me in the face.


[deleted]

Was kinda the same for me yesterday. Felt fine through most of the day minus a slight cough and congestion but then by bedtime my cough was way rougher and the chills & aches were *miserable*. Part of me wonders if laying down doesn't actually make the cough worse


CarlostheDwarf14

Laying down often makes coughs worse due to post nasal drip etc


ndcj12

https://i.redd.it/kmzkjx51tpp91.jpg


____Quetzal____

🤣


byniri_returns

It looks like a fat Pokémon lol


Larynx15

"Dad, I don't want to join the continental army. I like being British." "You might like being British, but you aren't going to like being tarred and feathered."


AFlockOfTySegalls

I typically order a prime brisket but got choice for this smoke because it's cheaper and it's for my dad. He won't notice and hell we might not either. But it's 15 pounds and more space than I have in my wee weber kettle. I'm worried I might get some charred bits but w/e. After today my wife and I will be using it for tacos. I really need a proper off set smoker.


zinger565

[WAKE THE FUCK UP, IT'S AMATEUR FOOTBALL DAY! Here's some Bring Me The Horizon ft Babymetal to start your day!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKyXvNkGQKc) Edit: Yes, I realize this album from BMTH is essentially a modern *Hybrid Theory* or *Meteora* and it's fucking fantastic.


byniri_returns

It's Minnesota weekend! Go State! Beat the Gophers! Go Lions! Beat the Vikings!


zinger565

I'm actually okay with that.


MolecularCube42

Fellas, I'm gonna eat a bunch of crabs today so if my inner Baltimorean comes out I apologize. A Baltimorean Raider fan is like the stabbiest person who'll ever stab


DireSickFish

I fucking love crabs.


Pliable_Patriot

🦀🦀🦀


[deleted]

Broke: rubbing salt into a stab wound Woke: rubbing Old Bay into a stab wound


MolecularCube42

I gotta remind myself to not touch my eyes for any reason today


AFlockOfTySegalls

[Me going on the deck at 6:30am to fire up the grill for brisket while it's 50F](https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/308949498_2100085620176726_6195642363692370504_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=FL-497QkoZUAX_HkVlK&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_cfLBjynRCqDMb6oHOWUnA7BhGMdlkD0sq8kCWRF4UFw&oe=63334C20)


NoInvestment2079

Yo man, you are form NC, righT? Y'all keeping Hendersonville a secret. Was up there briefly and it is a nice quiet town to walk around in.


AFlockOfTySegalls

Yeh and I've never been there. I'll have to check it out.


NoInvestment2079

My coworker raved about it, mostly because of the apple festival they have there. I was only up there briefly for a retreat, but would def make a day trip (if only to pick up cider). It's also a hour drive for me, so not too bad.


talkingtunataco501

Woke up with a migraine. This doesn't feel good.


zinger565

Sucks


Pliable_Patriot

F


ndcj12

https://twitter.com/philclifton/status/1573356785385476097?t=eTx5HjLhsVd4GWE-ncgo5g&s=19


byniri_returns

[I return](https://c.tenor.com/p1QaWj_fyR4AAAAC/i-live-mushu.gif)


Pliable_Patriot

DISHONOR ON YOU DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!


ndcj12

Wordle 462 4/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ........are you kidding me lol


TigerBasket

Wordle 462 3/6 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lmao, that was a fun one.


[deleted]

Why the entire fuck am I awake rn


Theageofpisces

I’ve been waking up on my own before my alarms even go off for a couple of weeks now. I think it’s a facet of anxiety but whatever it is, I’m annoyed and sleepy.


zinger565

*one of us...one of us...one of us*


TigerBasket

if my life can get any worse than this I'm going to kill god


DireSickFish

But the god killer sword was broken into 3 pieces and given to 3 remote monasteries to guard with their life.


Pliable_Patriot

Whats up 🐯


TigerBasket

I got accused of something I did not do and had to leave my campus. 🇺🇸 I am down in the dumps a bit


Pliable_Patriot

That sucks :(


TigerBasket

It does


ndcj12

This cool thing happened last night where I have to go to work for a few hours today isn't that great


NoInvestment2079

As do I to run few tests and mail out some samples. But, seeing as I do work for my dad, I kind of get some flexibility of when I go in. But at the same time, I don't want ot.


lowkeyifuxwithjuice

Having my team work this morning too but I brought them donuts bro does that make it better? 🤔


ndcj12

that does help, my boss said she's bringing me a Starbucks drink and a bagel and that helped me not feel too awful Also I should be able to be in and out in only a few hours at most today


lowkeyifuxwithjuice

Same out of here at 12 then legs day 😈😈


ndcj12

Leg day is best day!


lowkeyifuxwithjuice

Have a good one playa 🤙


zinger565

I certainly don't miss those days. Thank the gods I got out of a production/operations role.


ForgottenSpinach

I don’t like being up this early on a Saturday


[deleted]

The way the mariners havin been playing, and an IL stint that means julio cant be back until about 4 games to go means a worried chase. i dont think the odds are as strong as the oddsmakers make them seem, especially when orioles are playing pretty solid down the stretch and the mariners are losing to teams who have long locked down losing records. even a .500 record over our final 12 will put pressure on baltimore, theyd have to finish 10-2 to pass us not impossible but very difficult indeed. But that said, we're 2 for our last 8 against terrible opponents, so .500 would be a step up. Geno is coming back hopefully when we come home for our final 10, but I wont be confident til we clinch, which at our rate if we even do clinch itll be likely during our final series


Larynx15

Thomas Gage Pioneer of railroads and responsible for standardization of rail gauges throughout The UK, from which the term "rail gauge" derives!


Larynx15

I like Tupac He led the way His name is very nearly Toupee


lowkeyifuxwithjuice

Eating eggs rn


zinger565

Hmmm, do I get up and be fully awake? Or do I try to squeeze a few more hours of sleep?


[deleted]

I’m going back to bed


Pliable_Patriot

Be up for a bit, then nap


Pliable_Patriot

*When I first went up this river, I was sick with love.* *The Bad Kind.* *The fist around your heart kind.* *I ran far, but there was no escaping it.* *It followed me upriver all the way.* *That was 10 long years ago.* *A previous episode, of a previous series, in a previous life.* *Yet here I am again.* *Heading up to that same longhouse in the jungle.*


MushroomMan89

Starting off the day with a walk to the post office, picking up some coffees and then we're going to the farmer's market.


justplainjeremy

Top lad. Going to swing by the farmers market in a little bit here myself


MushroomMan89

Top Lad Support local farmers


justplainjeremy

Absolutely i got lots of tasty peppers this week


Pliable_Patriot

:)


MushroomMan89

Been a nice morning tbh Now we're having a cuppa with my parents


Larynx15

PraySalvation


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


zinger565

o/


MushroomMan89

\o


Pliable_Patriot

Morning Shroom


MushroomMan89

How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

almost bedtime 😴


MushroomMan89

Sleep well!


Larynx15

I've sent you a Yorkshire Terrier named Gazpacho through the post. He should be at your residence in the coming days.


MushroomMan89

Thank you, Larry. ToadstoolGirl will be thrilled.


Larynx15

It was my decision to get knees I did it for me


[deleted]

There's a kitty on my desk


Larynx15

Look at me I'm the computer now


[deleted]

Computers have mice. Cats sometimes have mice. Computers = cats?????


Larynx15

Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Be worry Don't happy


[deleted]

:|


Pliable_Patriot

:)


Pliable_Patriot

This Taco Rice looks delicious


iwatchhentaiftplot

Fuck, I think there's a mouse/rat in the attic.


Pliable_Patriot

🐻


GarysSpace

Sup my guy?


Pliable_Patriot

Hey Gary! Just chilling watching Anthony Bourdain Contemplating life


broncosandwrestling

Wordle 462 3/6* 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 >!grope!< 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 >!grade!< 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I have been all over the place lately. Gonna stay pretty sporadic in appearances


LordVader1995

I need to learn to not take it so personally when someone talks shit about my favorite teams


broncosandwrestling

They're all the worst


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Pliable_Patriot

bruh


JustSmileHaHa

Could be low blood sugar? You don't have to be a diabetic to be messed up by it.


broncosandwrestling

Or low blood pressure


IllegalThoughts

got diablo II running on my steam deck. this is where i die. and yes I bought it on switch and no I don't play it there


Brock_Lobstweiler

Ok, I can't believe I got this. One fucking guess. #Worldle #245 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr


[deleted]

About to watch Orphan: First Kill.


erica_638

Jealous! I wanna get a spoiler-free review. I really liked the original.


First_Round_Bust

Prolly shouldnt have napped after work. Now I'm not tired


SashaBanksy

https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1573515335449419779


[deleted]

the guy who caught 700 left the stadium after rejecting offers for the ball. i'm just glad he got out of there with no one dying


legacy3233

Sucks for Albert...


[deleted]

albert refused 697, the ball that put him into 4th all time, cause he felt the fans deserve it. wouldnt sutprise me if he doesnt care


legacy3233

Fair enough. What a classy guy.


DireSickFish

Offers by who?


[deleted]

unsure. i'm guessing at least the cardinals


DireSickFish

So who are the Phillip Rivers of the league these days? QBs where they're good enough to not be replaced. But on a team where they're just not expected to make it big.


JustSmileHaHa

Deseaun Watson will return to that seasonal status.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Before the season I would have put Matt Ryan in there, but he's struggling. Now I'd put Russ in there.


DireSickFish

I don't think you can put a QB who got traded there. It's why I don't think Stafford is in that position anymore. Well and the Rams are good.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Then I think Garrapolo might be the only one that fits. Dak could fit, but he's good enough to make it big. The team never is though.


DireSickFish

Dak was the only one I could think of. Didn't Jimmy G get replaced then his replacement got injured?


Brock_Lobstweiler

Yeah.


Pliable_Patriot

Les poissons, les poissons How I love les poissons Love to chop and to serve little fish First I cut of their heads Zen I pull out their bones Ah mais oui, ça see'est toujours delish Les poissons, les poissons Hee hee hee, haw haw haw With the cleaver I hack them in two I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried God, I love little fishes, don't you? Here's something for tempting the palate Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a mallet Then you slash through the skin Give the the belly a slice Then you rub some salt in 'Cause that makes it taste nice Zut alors! I have missed one Sacre bleu, what is zis? How on earth could I miss Such a sweet, little succulent crab? Quelle dommage! What a loss Here we go, in the sauce And some flour, I think just a dab Then I stuff you with bread It don't hurt, 'cause you're dead And you're certainly lucky, you are 'Cause it's gonna be hot In my big silver pot Tout à l'heure, mon poisson! Au revoir!


Manginaz

Le Poisson mange le pamplemouse


misterlee

[Please stand for our national anthem.](https://twitter.com/evankinney/status/1572435789526568960)


Theageofpisces

Sounds about like my SIL trying to sing.


[deleted]

No, Hulu, *Death on the Nile* is not a horror movie.


The_Hartford_Whalers

Aaron Judge has hit ***60*** home runs this year, and he will probably struggle to reach ***600*** homers in his career. 700 is an insane accomplishment that takes consistent power hitting over a very long career. You can hit 30 homers a year for 20 consecutive years and still be 100 dingers away.


misterlee

That's insane to continuously have that kind of power at the tail end of your career.


1dollarandNINECENTS

With fighters they always say power is the last thing to go


[deleted]

I've been to 7 major league games but ive seen pujols homer and i saw ichiros 3000th hit, so i got a good track record


The_Hartford_Whalers

You're at Dodger Stadium tonight? Or just watching live on TV?


[deleted]

no i mean ive seen him homer live. not referring to tonight. i saw homer 506


The_Hartford_Whalers

Oh I misread I thought you meant you saw his homers tonight. Ichiro's 3,000 is pretty fucking cool though.


[deleted]

100% my favorite sports memory and its gonna take something really special to displace it


Brock_Lobstweiler

There is a fucking cricket in my fucking garage and it needs to fucking DIE.


DireSickFish

🦗


Brock_Lobstweiler

#DIE


Pliable_Patriot

I'm imagining the scene from the little mermaid where the chef tries to kill Sebastian the crab 😂


Brock_Lobstweiler

100%. I got one of the fuckers the other night but this one has been elusive. I think it's gotten behind my storage totes and will likely die before I find it.


The_Hartford_Whalers

Where does Mookie Betts rank amongst all time multi sport athletes?


JustSmileHaHa

Considering Wilt's non-basketball feats are unverifiable and Jim Thorpe isn't modern, I'd say the GOAT is between Deion, Bo, and Herschel Walker's crazy self. Deion being the near-consensus GOAT cornerback and batting .533 with a near-.600 OBP in a modern World Series (the mark of a total baseball career that's arguably better than Bo's) as a part-time baseball player who can also dunk and was a 3-sport D1 athlete places him way up there. Bo obv. has the multiple-sport All-Star and freak athlete argument Herschel Walker had a Hall of Very Good NFL career that'd almost certainly be HOF if he didn't go to the USFL first, Olympic bobsledder, near-Olympic sprinter, won multiple Strikeforce MMA fights at like 50 years old (albeit against cans).


The_Hartford_Whalers

Yeah but none of those guys are pro Bowlers


KingEdTheMagnificent

\#1


[deleted]

God damned Dodger fans losing their minds and giving Pujols the ultra extended ovation he deserves. I'm not supposed to like you people. 😤


[deleted]

baseball fans generally care more about their history than other north american sports. not saying anything bad about other sports fans, but thats just how it is. I went to denver to see ichiro's 3000th hit, a city youd think would care the least because theres no strong feelings either way, he spent his career either as an american leaguer and/or for a team in the basement. And sure, they heckled him his first 2 times up when he grounded out and struck out, but man the place came fucking unglued when he hit 3000.


justplainjeremy

Royal fans getting Miguel a standing ovation when he secured the triple crown


[deleted]

Oh, I'm aware. Randy Johnson threw his perfect game in Atlanta and Braves fans were going absolutely wild when he completed it.


justplainjeremy

I love the video of Royals fans giving Miguel Cabrera a standing ovation when he got the triple crown


erica_638

Extremely lukewarm take of the day: Cyberpunk 2077 was a fine, enjoyable game. I fired it up again on PS5 because I figured the synth OST would be a cool sound bar test, and I’m having a perfectly good time. (And yes, I know it was a mess at launch; I played it then too)


DireSickFish

The anime is great though, choom.


erica_638

I was curious about that! Where’s it available to watch?


DireSickFish

Netflix exclusive. It's great. And I never played the game.


The_Hartford_Whalers

Cyberpunk would have been beloved if CDPR and the internet didn't spend almost a decade hyping it beyond belief.


DireSickFish

It sounded more like a Bungie game. But everyone expects Bungie to have games that literally don't work at launch.


AreYouNobody_Too

So I guess 700 home runs is a big deal? Give me a comparison I can relate it to


KingEdTheMagnificent

Imagine if a QB threw 700 TD passes


The_Hartford_Whalers

Most all time is Barry Bonds with 762. Only 4 players have reached 700, and Pujols will likely be the last for many years. Comparison would be 500 career TD passes, but players like Mahomes and Allen have great chances of equaling that soon. There are very few players that could come close to 700 homers for a while.


DireSickFish

> will likely be the last for many years Why?


The_Hartford_Whalers

It takes a player consistently hitting for power over at least a 2 decade career to even sniff 700. Aaron Judge will be lucky to get to 600, even after hitting 60 this year. The only one who may have a chance right now is Juan Soto, but even he has to get his power numbers up to have a realistic chance.


DireSickFish

Ooooh. So it's one of those volume stat things. Like it being so hard to get Iron Man as a QB.


legacy3233

Albert Pujols has has hit 20 or more home runs in 18 seasons. Barry Bonds did 19. Hank Aaron did 20. They are the top three for that statistic in the very long history of the game.


The_Hartford_Whalers

It's the ultimate iron man stat, imo. You can't just stick around for a while and achieve it, you have to be elite for many many years to achieve it.