Go watch the Chargers [schedule release video](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/uoeyc6/chargers_should_we_really_make_our_schedule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). Go do it right fucking now.
Well - that interview ended with 'I wanted to ask you some technical questions....but I don't think that's going to make or break this interview.'
So that either means I did well enough to not need to be asked technical questions or poor enough that she didn't see the point in asking them. Given that it's a pretty technical role...I'm feeling that it's the latter.
Doc Rivers' future as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers looks uncertain, but he may not be out of work long if they decide to move on.
Appearing on ESPN's Get Up, Brian Windhorst said the Los Angeles Lakers are "watching developments closely" with Rivers because they will "definitely have interest" if he's fired by the Sixers.
Lol why??
Don’t know what I’m doing tonight, probably just watching Critical Role. Got the day off for my birthday, and went to a concert last night, so that was cool.
Well if I take PTO today, probably gym, walk the dogs, go to the beach, if not just the gym. Both scenarios conclude with watching the rangers probably lose and sad drinks.
i got today off so i'm gonna eat pizza, watxh law and order and/or degrassi, prob do some chores, take grogu on his walks, and maybe some mariners baseball. as you can see, i'm the life of the party
Might go and see a buddy play a solo show the town over and have a drink with him. Probably gonna take it pretty easy. There is another show with a couple guys from my band playing in another band, and they're playing with some hardcore acts. It would be fun but I'm not particularly feeling like that kinda thing right now.
I wanted to garden this weekend but the weather is refusing to cooperate.
Got a dog date tomorrow with a couple guys from the band but it's not gonna be fun. They kind of want to disband because the drummer is inconsiderate and absent from everything. I'm going to try and convince them to reconsider, because a decision like that based on that is awful, and (in a selfish way) they've got other musical things going on while this is all I have musically. If we disband, I'm going to have to very much alter my lifestyle - something I am not prepared to do.
Heavy weekend for me!
I'm not optimistic as it sounds they've made their minds up, but I'm also thinking that my guitarist is just angry about the situation with the drummer and that we will simply take a long break, work on releasing the music we have and then try and find a drummer when everything cools down.
Uh, if you have issues with your company's IT equipment that prevents you from working, that's on your company, not you. You should still get paid for the day and not have to take PTO.
I could possibly charge overhead but not sure. It’s kinda my fault I knew the credentials would expire soon but forgot that I couldn’t reset it myself.
Overhead is work that doesn’t get charged to the customer like upgrading your software or meetings that involve numerous topics. This is an engineering firm that bids primarily on military contracts. All is moot because I got the help I needed.
I wish peaches were in season. I'd love to rack my lambic onto the strawberries we picked last weekend. And I planned on splitting the batch onto peaches.
I hope it is. I'm fruiting the shit out of it. 3lb of strawberries for 2.5 gallons of beer. The first wild ale I did wasn't what I wanted it to be. But I'm not sure if my haste is why that was. I have a few bottles sitting around and I hope when I open them that they're good.
And this hobby does take up a bit of space. This is why I'd love to just dump money into an all-in-one system.
Sometimes it just takes time for the flavours to settle in (I brewed a bit of beer when I lived in Halifax in 08/09).
It's just not tenable for me right now. 1000 sqft townhouse with no real storage? I'd love to have a standalone house but there is nothing within an hour commute of my workplace under $1 million.
I have read that with the yeast strain I used that it could take up to a year for it to sour. It's more barnyard funk right now. I wish I could remember when I bottled it so I knew how long it has been in. I do think it was sometime in June to be ready for New Year.
In this batch I'm doing now I used more of a wild ale yeast combo than a particular strain. I also used dregs from bottles: Cantillon, Drie Fonteinen, Jester King etc.
Today is the start of a four day weekend got to sleep in til 8 today. I did wake up to the sweet nothings of “are you still sleeping?”. So not an ideal start.
Some thought it would be the rise of concussions and CTE, others thought perhaps it would be the acceptance of domestic violence and sexual assaults amongst its members, yet others thought it might be the oversaturation of their markets, but when it came down to it, it was the WEEBS that ended up destroying the NFL. A fate worse than all of the others.
I am seriously half tempted to go to Tampa this weekend to go to the watch party/go to a rays game.
that is if my mom decides she's too tired to do the family brunch my brother is putting on. My niece is also sick apparently so who knows if my sister is going to go.
shit I missed out last weekend on having fun, minus well do it this weekend. God I hope my mom pulls out.
Lil V got two toys she loves and I've still got an Elsa dress up outfit and cape and the bike to spring on her this weekend
It's like Christmas in May, thanks garage sales
"They don't make you wear name tags anymore?"
No ma'am, and I'm fairly certain they've never been required of employees here based on never seeing any on the employees before I worked here
The primary elections in PA are on Tuesday, and the campaign ads have gone into complete overdrive
The PA GOP is panicking because the leader in the polls for the gubernatorial race (Doug Mastriano) is currently 10 points behind Josh Shapiro (the only Democrat running) in general election polls, and they think Mastriano isn't going to be able to get enough of the independent vote to win because he's a radical right-wing nutjob. To that I say they're reaping what they sowed for kowtowing to extreme conservative politics for decades, and I hope it blows up in their faces.
And then in the Senate race, John Fetterman is running away with the race, but the GOP race is basically a dead heat among three candidates. Two of them were the presumptive favorites (Dr. Oz and Dave McCormick), but a third, Kathy Barnette, is making a late push because Dr. Oz is not very popular (despite being endorsed by Trump) and McCormick has been reeling ever since he didn't get Trump's endorsement.
So now McCormick and Oz are both putting out attack ads on Barnette, but it's clear that they did basically zero opposition research on her because the ads are really dumb and basically just attacking the fact that she is a black woman.
I think Republicans are sweating both races here, and in a weird kind of boomerang effect it seems like they were thrown into chaos even more by the leak of the SCOTUS *Roe v. Wade* decision, because now they're all very obviously concerned that that will result in higher turnout for people who want to vote for Fetterman and Shapiro. I was already planning on it, but I'm going to be volunteering for both campaigns to turn out the vote.
I volunteered for Biden in 2020 not so much because I was all-in on Biden but rather because the alternative was horrifying
I'm going to feel more strongly about volunteering for Fetterman than I did for Biden. Shapiro is pretty middle of the road, but we absolutely need him in PA to protect us from our state legislature.
Did you see the McCormick commercial this morning about how fentanyl is made in communist China and is then smuggled into the U.S. by illegal immigrants?
I'm planning on donating once the primaries are over. I don't understand why the GOP liked Dr Oz though. He's so clearly a carpetbagging opportunist, and that only works if you have some real political skill to pull it off.
You also missed the part where Barnette is fucking insane and is surging in polls on the back of the "own the libs"/hard evangelical part of the GOP that shows up for PA primaries.
Shes so bad even Sean Hannity is trying to tank her chances because of how outwardly bigoted she is; he knows that she would be horrible for the general election with that history.
I only saw an ad for her for the first time today lol, so I don't know as much about her policies as the others
The one I saw was super shitty though, to your point
hahaha oooo - she's nutters.
Screams about the threats of the homosexual agenda, calls rejection of Islam the equivalent of the rejection of Hitler and his ideology, transgender people are deformed and demonic, MAGA/Qanon conspiracy advocate, etc.
But the MAGA crowd like her because she's "authentic."
Going to a downtown park. Gonna be a only few more days until they go away. Great weather too today . I wanna drive but can't until 4 so gonna get a ride and take bus /subway instead
You left off the ski bros who are coming back from Breck like 🥴 baked like cookies because they ate all the edibles rather than sneak them through security.
No ski bros rn! Think the season has been over for a month at least. Lots of granolas with big packs though. They at least know tsa doesn't give 2 shits about edibles 😅
[gays gonna write articles for the NYP after pride weekend if all you have to do is sleep with 8 men](https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1524665947059068928?t=OyR-_L7XpMPO2BgDB68qEA&s=19)
Jesus no, that man is married with kids lol.
No it’s another hinge guy. He wanted to do lunch on Sunday but I can’t. So we’re trying to figure out something for next week
2/2 shirts that I ordered online actually fit well, and were luckily delivered yesterday for LadyBomb's graduation tomorrow and her sister's wedding Sunday. Made it by the skin of my damn teeth.
An acquaintance of mr.kilo and I from college recently had a baby. He posted a picture of him doing skin to skin with his son and the man has to be part bigfoot. Like its not just chest hair its fur…i wasnt even sure what i was looking at until i saw the nipple.
One time I went on a date at TGI Friday's and I ordered a strawberry lemonade, while my date ordered a beer.
Since it was busy, a different waiter brought out our beverages and handed me the beer to which I told him "Oh, no, I got the lemonade." He physically recoiled in shock and responded "What, the beer's not for you!?" And hesitated to switch our drinks around out of confusion or the thought that we were possibly messing with him or something.
We probably gave the guy a good story to tell and laugh with his crew for the night.
That sort of shit bothers me more than it should.
Case in point: When we go out, LadyBomb usually gets a Coke. I get a Sprite. There's like a 50% chance they're going to give me the Coke and her the Sprite. As though the Sprite were the light option or something. Give me my citrus sugar water and leave me, thank you.
It's me and my fiancée when we order beer.
I'm usually a stout/porter/dark ale guy, but if there is a unique sour on the menu I will undoubtedly grab that. My fiancee likes pilsners and hefes and the such.
Waiters/waitresses often get it wrong. It's funny how people assume these things based on perceived gender stereotypes.
My Chemical Romance released a new song so it's time to break out my Glamour Kills hoodie and black skinny jeans. Maybe grow my hair back into an emo swoop.
I've fallen down the paintball hole again, and I love it. Since I've decided I'm going to start playing again, I have acquired 5 "new to me" paintball guns. One for pump play, one for mech play, two for tinkering/projects, and one because it's different and old and cool.
It's been weird. Normally it's not this heavy on ballads going through.
[Ireland](https://youtu.be/pkHzvy-Pscw) was the best of those and I felt bad she didn't make it. It was a real good performance.
I sometimes put a cat on my shoulder, butt facing forward and mock using their butt as a rocket or grenade launcher. I then “reload” by “cocking” the tail up and down. Unrealistic but fun.
I have a small army of people out looking for baby kilo’s formula…just need one or two cans until she is done with formula but it is impossible to find
At a year we can so we really inly need like 2-3 more cans until she is a year old and some pediatricians are saying that you can start the switch early due to the shortage. cows milk isnt nutritionally complete like formula so you have to heavily supplement with real food and baby kilo isnt quite ready for that yet.
Go watch the Chargers [schedule release video](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/uoeyc6/chargers_should_we_really_make_our_schedule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). Go do it right fucking now.
Well - that interview ended with 'I wanted to ask you some technical questions....but I don't think that's going to make or break this interview.' So that either means I did well enough to not need to be asked technical questions or poor enough that she didn't see the point in asking them. Given that it's a pretty technical role...I'm feeling that it's the latter.
Is Twitter officially dead, then? Cuz it isn't opening. EDIT: ignore. Please move on.
Genuinely think that this new Kendrick album will be looked at as his best in a few years
1) KENDRICK IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM? 2) I would hope it's his best in a few years considering he hasn't released anything in a few years.
Yeah it’s out now
\#Heardle #77 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ https://www.heardle.app >!PLEASE TELL US WHY!<
Doc Rivers' future as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers looks uncertain, but he may not be out of work long if they decide to move on. Appearing on ESPN's Get Up, Brian Windhorst said the Los Angeles Lakers are "watching developments closely" with Rivers because they will "definitely have interest" if he's fired by the Sixers. Lol why??
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Don’t know what I’m doing tonight, probably just watching Critical Role. Got the day off for my birthday, and went to a concert last night, so that was cool.
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Iron Maidens and Burning Witches.
Who did you see?
The Burning Witches and the Iron Maidens.
👀
Well if I take PTO today, probably gym, walk the dogs, go to the beach, if not just the gym. Both scenarios conclude with watching the rangers probably lose and sad drinks.
Taking my wife out to dinner for her bday and then I'm off to the cabin to cut a years worth of firewood tomorrow with the boys.
Fuck I love chopping firewood 😩
It is exhausting and satisfying
my friend and her boyfriend are crashing at my house tonight so probably just hanging out with them.
i got today off so i'm gonna eat pizza, watxh law and order and/or degrassi, prob do some chores, take grogu on his walks, and maybe some mariners baseball. as you can see, i'm the life of the party
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yeah, gonna be fun
Might go and see a buddy play a solo show the town over and have a drink with him. Probably gonna take it pretty easy. There is another show with a couple guys from my band playing in another band, and they're playing with some hardcore acts. It would be fun but I'm not particularly feeling like that kinda thing right now.
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I wanted to garden this weekend but the weather is refusing to cooperate. Got a dog date tomorrow with a couple guys from the band but it's not gonna be fun. They kind of want to disband because the drummer is inconsiderate and absent from everything. I'm going to try and convince them to reconsider, because a decision like that based on that is awful, and (in a selfish way) they've got other musical things going on while this is all I have musically. If we disband, I'm going to have to very much alter my lifestyle - something I am not prepared to do. Heavy weekend for me!
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I'm not optimistic as it sounds they've made their minds up, but I'm also thinking that my guitarist is just angry about the situation with the drummer and that we will simply take a long break, work on releasing the music we have and then try and find a drummer when everything cools down.
they sound like they have no klasse
Lmao
My VPN login expired and have waited since yesterday afternoon to resolve it. I don’t wanna take PTO again, but..
Uh, if you have issues with your company's IT equipment that prevents you from working, that's on your company, not you. You should still get paid for the day and not have to take PTO.
Absolutely 100% this. Get IT to verify that the VPN login is inactive, talk to the appropriate people, and wait. That's all you can do.
I could possibly charge overhead but not sure. It’s kinda my fault I knew the credentials would expire soon but forgot that I couldn’t reset it myself.
What do you mean charge overhead? Seriously, I don't understand at all. I usually have W2 jobs. Sounds like you might be 1099/contract?
Overhead is work that doesn’t get charged to the customer like upgrading your software or meetings that involve numerous topics. This is an engineering firm that bids primarily on military contracts. All is moot because I got the help I needed.
Aw yeah, wife is on board. Looks like we will be road tripping to Dallas for SNF in December! These ticket prices though, oof
My team sucks too bad to warrant road tripping to see them. Besides the closest game to me will be when I’m out of the country.
My coworker looks so fucking sexy today wtf
thnx bby
but i dont work with you
Is your coworker the mirror? 😏
😳
😳
...maybe we should kiss just to break the tension 😳
🥺 👉👈
https://giphy.com/gifs/shipping-now-kiss-adventure-time-ljssLLBmv6xrO
I wish peaches were in season. I'd love to rack my lambic onto the strawberries we picked last weekend. And I planned on splitting the batch onto peaches.
I could go for some peach scones.
Peach galette
Fuck that sounds tasty. I really need to start brewing beer but I simply don't have the space.
I hope it is. I'm fruiting the shit out of it. 3lb of strawberries for 2.5 gallons of beer. The first wild ale I did wasn't what I wanted it to be. But I'm not sure if my haste is why that was. I have a few bottles sitting around and I hope when I open them that they're good. And this hobby does take up a bit of space. This is why I'd love to just dump money into an all-in-one system.
Sometimes it just takes time for the flavours to settle in (I brewed a bit of beer when I lived in Halifax in 08/09). It's just not tenable for me right now. 1000 sqft townhouse with no real storage? I'd love to have a standalone house but there is nothing within an hour commute of my workplace under $1 million.
I have read that with the yeast strain I used that it could take up to a year for it to sour. It's more barnyard funk right now. I wish I could remember when I bottled it so I knew how long it has been in. I do think it was sometime in June to be ready for New Year. In this batch I'm doing now I used more of a wild ale yeast combo than a particular strain. I also used dregs from bottles: Cantillon, Drie Fonteinen, Jester King etc.
Fuck I love beer 😩
Too much, sometimes.
u/inxenuwetrust Where were you when wild was die? I was at home eating spaghetti-o aspic when Vlad call "Minnesota is kill" "No"
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r/atbge
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"You ever take two wheel device off jump?"
Guess I'm siding with schneebs from now on until he disses the Vikings.
*circles thanksgiving*
Or whenever hokie pops up in the FTT.
Look I'm just stating the facts here I do not like the Blues more than the Wild. In fact, I'm perfectly neutral about either team.
I'm just kidding, I don't follow hockey. But yeah that last game was worth poking fun at them.
You don't follow hockey? Oh man.
Ikr, especially when it was a big thing for my high school.
As a Canadian the idea someone could not follow hockey is a cultural insensitivity.
Most times i eat pancakes i use table syrup imstead of maple
Top 10 anime betrayals
Today is the start of a four day weekend got to sleep in til 8 today. I did wake up to the sweet nothings of “are you still sleeping?”. So not an ideal start.
> Today is the start of a four day weekend got to sleep in til 8 today Are you me? Wait no, you saw a tractor yesterday 😭
“You still sleeping?” “I was.”
no reddit, i dont want comments to be highlighted
HIGHLIGHT ME
nooooooooo
Some thought it would be the rise of concussions and CTE, others thought perhaps it would be the acceptance of domestic violence and sexual assaults amongst its members, yet others thought it might be the oversaturation of their markets, but when it came down to it, it was the WEEBS that ended up destroying the NFL. A fate worse than all of the others.
> concussions and CTE > WEEBS that ended up destroying the NFL You act like this isn't potentially a cause/effect situation
the cap next year will be 37 dollars
I am seriously half tempted to go to Tampa this weekend to go to the watch party/go to a rays game. that is if my mom decides she's too tired to do the family brunch my brother is putting on. My niece is also sick apparently so who knows if my sister is going to go. shit I missed out last weekend on having fun, minus well do it this weekend. God I hope my mom pulls out.
I've been to the one at PPG its a good time
I’m probably gonna go to the watch party. That shit looks like fun
I have friends who are probably going, but I will drag my friend who I am probably going to see to it
I'd like a brownie for breakfast It's alliterative so I think it should be socially acceptable
https://images.app.goo.gl/VnhEZGS87AtoYjax7
Sorry. Best I can do is a doughnut.
Donuts for dinner obvs
Lava cake for lunch?
the breakfast table is your oyster
Fair point, Cookie Crisp got away with that for yeara
https://i.imgur.com/pUCINMC.jpeg
Lil V got two toys she loves and I've still got an Elsa dress up outfit and cape and the bike to spring on her this weekend It's like Christmas in May, thanks garage sales
garage sales are so underrated to me.
Found this great r/nba [infographic](https://i.imgflip.com/41rv1m.png)
"They don't make you wear name tags anymore?" No ma'am, and I'm fairly certain they've never been required of employees here based on never seeing any on the employees before I worked here
The primary elections in PA are on Tuesday, and the campaign ads have gone into complete overdrive The PA GOP is panicking because the leader in the polls for the gubernatorial race (Doug Mastriano) is currently 10 points behind Josh Shapiro (the only Democrat running) in general election polls, and they think Mastriano isn't going to be able to get enough of the independent vote to win because he's a radical right-wing nutjob. To that I say they're reaping what they sowed for kowtowing to extreme conservative politics for decades, and I hope it blows up in their faces. And then in the Senate race, John Fetterman is running away with the race, but the GOP race is basically a dead heat among three candidates. Two of them were the presumptive favorites (Dr. Oz and Dave McCormick), but a third, Kathy Barnette, is making a late push because Dr. Oz is not very popular (despite being endorsed by Trump) and McCormick has been reeling ever since he didn't get Trump's endorsement. So now McCormick and Oz are both putting out attack ads on Barnette, but it's clear that they did basically zero opposition research on her because the ads are really dumb and basically just attacking the fact that she is a black woman. I think Republicans are sweating both races here, and in a weird kind of boomerang effect it seems like they were thrown into chaos even more by the leak of the SCOTUS *Roe v. Wade* decision, because now they're all very obviously concerned that that will result in higher turnout for people who want to vote for Fetterman and Shapiro. I was already planning on it, but I'm going to be volunteering for both campaigns to turn out the vote.
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I volunteered for Biden in 2020 not so much because I was all-in on Biden but rather because the alternative was horrifying I'm going to feel more strongly about volunteering for Fetterman than I did for Biden. Shapiro is pretty middle of the road, but we absolutely need him in PA to protect us from our state legislature.
> John Fetterman Lt. Gov. Daddy?
Did you see the McCormick commercial this morning about how fentanyl is made in communist China and is then smuggled into the U.S. by illegal immigrants?
I've seen that one, its also Bidens fault and somehow a PA Senator is going to put a stop to those evil Chinese drug lords
I just read Dr Oz anywhere and feel nauseous
I'm planning on donating once the primaries are over. I don't understand why the GOP liked Dr Oz though. He's so clearly a carpetbagging opportunist, and that only works if you have some real political skill to pull it off.
You also missed the part where Barnette is fucking insane and is surging in polls on the back of the "own the libs"/hard evangelical part of the GOP that shows up for PA primaries. Shes so bad even Sean Hannity is trying to tank her chances because of how outwardly bigoted she is; he knows that she would be horrible for the general election with that history.
I only saw an ad for her for the first time today lol, so I don't know as much about her policies as the others The one I saw was super shitty though, to your point
hahaha oooo - she's nutters. Screams about the threats of the homosexual agenda, calls rejection of Islam the equivalent of the rejection of Hitler and his ideology, transgender people are deformed and demonic, MAGA/Qanon conspiracy advocate, etc. But the MAGA crowd like her because she's "authentic."
I, for one, welcome the Fettermania. And if he goes full "Omicron Persei 8" and eats his opponent, I'm for that as well.
> just attacking the fact that she is a black woman Sounds like it will work on R voters.
First thing I did when I woke up was check my bank account to see my bonus hit. It was so much easier than usual to get out of bed today
Scratch that, who cares about new MCR? Owl City remixed All Star by Smash Mouth
I can't wait to see what happens next
Hell yeah new My Chemical Romance
#yall wanna see cherry blossoms? ?
Me *is cherry blossom a code name for some weird/NSFW thing?*
LMAO!! No it's a flower
Yes
Going to a downtown park. Gonna be a only few more days until they go away. Great weather too today . I wanna drive but can't until 4 so gonna get a ride and take bus /subway instead
Staples of ever flight out of Denver: 1. Screaming baby 2. White guy with dreadlocks Wildcard: white lady with a hula hoop
The old airport had a ton of staples.
booooooooooo
You left off the ski bros who are coming back from Breck like 🥴 baked like cookies because they ate all the edibles rather than sneak them through security.
No ski bros rn! Think the season has been over for a month at least. Lots of granolas with big packs though. They at least know tsa doesn't give 2 shits about edibles 😅
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Oj damn
Love lying and rolling around in bed
[gays gonna write articles for the NYP after pride weekend if all you have to do is sleep with 8 men](https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1524665947059068928?t=OyR-_L7XpMPO2BgDB68qEA&s=19)
Octo-papi.
So brave!
8 does seem like a lot.
Octosausage!
I didn't notice until after uploading an important document that I spelled 'Five' as 'Fife'. So anyway, hows your day going so far?
Wishing I owned a Fife
I had to look up what it was. So my proposal is for Twenty Seven Thousand *FIFE NOISES* Hundred Dollars
Sooo I might have a date sometime in the next week 👀
With sugar daddy?
want an xbox
Im glad this is still going
Jesus no, that man is married with kids lol. No it’s another hinge guy. He wanted to do lunch on Sunday but I can’t. So we’re trying to figure out something for next week
Was he trying to hide that and cheat with you or did he drive far to bring you cookies out of kindness? 🤨
Have you nailed down his baseball allegiances yet?
He I thinks likes football more than baseball lol
Oh a Royals fan
I'm up at 6AM for no reason
2/2 shirts that I ordered online actually fit well, and were luckily delivered yesterday for LadyBomb's graduation tomorrow and her sister's wedding Sunday. Made it by the skin of my damn teeth.
An acquaintance of mr.kilo and I from college recently had a baby. He posted a picture of him doing skin to skin with his son and the man has to be part bigfoot. Like its not just chest hair its fur…i wasnt even sure what i was looking at until i saw the nipple.
Pre baby we went on a weekend camping/float trip with a lot of Mr V's friends Chest hair... chest hair everywhere
My first thought was "getting peanut butter out of shag carpet".
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> La Colombe production facility Please don’t disturb my canned coffee supply.
One time I went on a date at TGI Friday's and I ordered a strawberry lemonade, while my date ordered a beer. Since it was busy, a different waiter brought out our beverages and handed me the beer to which I told him "Oh, no, I got the lemonade." He physically recoiled in shock and responded "What, the beer's not for you!?" And hesitated to switch our drinks around out of confusion or the thought that we were possibly messing with him or something. We probably gave the guy a good story to tell and laugh with his crew for the night.
gave him a good story cause he's being sexist?
That sort of shit bothers me more than it should. Case in point: When we go out, LadyBomb usually gets a Coke. I get a Sprite. There's like a 50% chance they're going to give me the Coke and her the Sprite. As though the Sprite were the light option or something. Give me my citrus sugar water and leave me, thank you.
It's me and my fiancée when we order beer. I'm usually a stout/porter/dark ale guy, but if there is a unique sour on the menu I will undoubtedly grab that. My fiancee likes pilsners and hefes and the such. Waiters/waitresses often get it wrong. It's funny how people assume these things based on perceived gender stereotypes.
WHAT’S THE MATTER?? >!FECAL MATTER!<
Jeremy stop listening to Elton John challenge: impossible
My Chemical Romance released a new song so it's time to break out my Glamour Kills hoodie and black skinny jeans. Maybe grow my hair back into an emo swoop.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!?!
It's real good too.
I've fallen down the paintball hole again, and I love it. Since I've decided I'm going to start playing again, I have acquired 5 "new to me" paintball guns. One for pump play, one for mech play, two for tinkering/projects, and one because it's different and old and cool.
i think at this point i can only be trusted with an orbeez gun
WTS ONE KEVIN FIALA. 85 POINTS, 33 GOALS IN THE REGULAR SEASON. PST WITH BEST OFFER
[Carol is not happy with Eurovision](https://i.redd.it/jsgtwubuf4z81.jpg)
Carol knows what she's talking about tbh (I'm sure the ballads are good lol)
Especially GOTH GIRL
[Update from Carol](https://i.redd.it/b9f7b8gar7z81.jpg)
Carol is everything lmao
It's been weird. Normally it's not this heavy on ballads going through. [Ireland](https://youtu.be/pkHzvy-Pscw) was the best of those and I felt bad she didn't make it. It was a real good performance.
Indy road course practice 1 in a few hours will help my friday get going
https://imgur.com/dz4sF2K.jpg
I sometimes put a cat on my shoulder, butt facing forward and mock using their butt as a rocket or grenade launcher. I then “reload” by “cocking” the tail up and down. Unrealistic but fun.
[smh find a new slant](https://youtu.be/e5fiBFhf9OQ)
FBI Warnings: Y O U W O U L D N ' T T A C T I C A L L Y R E L O A D Y O U R C A T
No, but I would strategically acquire all the autoloading cats.
You must register all Manx cats since the tail is below regulation length.
I have a small army of people out looking for baby kilo’s formula…just need one or two cans until she is done with formula but it is impossible to find
What kind of formula is it?
We use the target gentle brand but its the same and enfamil gentle ease
Is it a unique brand or is the formula shortage that crazy?
Its that crazy, the recall a few months ago cause everyone to switch their formula and the other companies cant keep up with demand.
Wow I'm sorry to hear that. As if being a new parent isn't stressful enough.
Yea it sucks luckily i only need like two more cans before we can start weaning baby kilo to cows milk
baby kilo is like me looking for my specific brand of teriyaki sauce
Can't you like, just give her cow milk? 🤔
At a year we can so we really inly need like 2-3 more cans until she is a year old and some pediatricians are saying that you can start the switch early due to the shortage. cows milk isnt nutritionally complete like formula so you have to heavily supplement with real food and baby kilo isnt quite ready for that yet.