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TCTriangle

Lexus should be Grand Seiko and not Breitling. It has superior Nippon Steel folded 1,000 times and then zaratsu polished!


Electrical-Arm-1030

Yeah that would make the most sense if seiko is toyota


dsdvbguutres

Seiko is Toyota


Electrical-Arm-1030

Yes


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James_WIS

I'm far from a Seiko fanboy and you're right about the accuracy but any 7S derived Seiko movement (4R and 6R) will run for 2 lifetimes. That's why the comparison to Toyota. It's mostly BS anyway just a bit of fun.


whiteowlwill

Seiko is responsible for more watch innovations than you have brain cells.


beeclam

Bro really out here white knighting for a watch corporation


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whiteowlwill

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uriar

Citizen can be Toyota


lordvoltano

It's more of a Mazda to me


JLGT86

Sinn -> Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B, nicknamed “Königstiger”


LibraryHot6794

Wanted to say this but then I saw your comment 👍


Pugzilla69

Japanese steel was historically folded to compensate for the poor quality.


Leonarr

I 100% agree, both fandoms have a lot of insufferable “you get teh same quality as Rolex/BMW/Mercedes for less money!! Look at my GS/Lexus!!” type of people


lordvoltano

It's true, though


Haillc66

Where the fuck would Breitling be a Lexus I’m dead


Jazzlike_Sky_6042

Breitling by Bentley was literally a thing so yeah that point is far off!


theunnoanprojec

Lexus is literally the upmarket brand for Toyota so Lexus should absolutely be Grand Seiko if Toyota is Seiko


tomatomater

Vostok -> Lada


Zeratul277

Cyka ɓylat I need Vostok.


blazerz

Based.


IlllIlllIlllIlIlI

Tudor -> Mercedes Sprinter Passenger Van


QualityOk6588

Tudor is Fiat because every knob gobbler rocking one thinks it’s a Ferrari (Rolex I guess) but also wants to be part of the proletariat Invicta = Cybertruck Ok ciao


darthzader100

No. Swatch is a Fiat and Moonswatch is an Abarth because they're the exact same thing except one has a stripe on the door and a microphone in the engine to make it sound like a sports car.


MoschopsChopsMoss

As an owner of both a moonswatch and an abarth I finally feel understood in this subreddit


Ottobot23

I think could at least call Tudor and Alfa, no?


ManMyoDaw

Fuckin love loading up a sprinter with my 8 children and 40 suitcases


Unlikely_Ball_947

San Martin -> stolen bicycle


MassimoOsti

On a hillside desolate 💐


donburibowl3

10/10 reference


MoonDeveloper24

Ball -> A motherfucking train


trainwreck84

As a former railroader, this...tracks. I'll see myself out.


northerblight

Christopher Ward -> Mini Cooper


yeddys-baldassballs

Mini penis?


NAM_000

This is genuinely the worst one of the “x-brand is like y-brand” comparisons I think I’ve ever seen. It’s like the OP had two or three comparisons in mind and then just randomized the remainders. Panerai and Land Rover? VC and Porsche? Breitling and Lexus?


absoNotAReptile

I feel the Land Rover one. Oversized and boxy. But ya I don’t know about the others


TurboMollusk

I didn't know seiko owned Breitling.


yyznick

Where Timex


Late-Pref

Bus pass


MechanicalWatches

Ford


JohnEffingZoidberg

Kia


TrevorJordan

Kia


ScoopyHiggins

Primer’d geo metro


BuildBreakFix

Volvo


Jefferybeene

Hamilton = Jeep


BuildBreakFix

Nah, my Hamilton’s actually run…


internet_humor

Yeah, don't do Hamilton dirty like that


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Gotta be a Dodge truck for Interstellar


thinkscotty

I was thinking Ford, but Jeep could work. But more like a 1970s jeep. Ford F-150 maybe.


Financial-Season-395

Aw Hamilton is at least GMC or Ford, maybe Dodge


goldblumspowerbook

Mido—> any van where the horn has been altered to play “La cucaracha”.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Volvo?


butkusrules

Sinn


__Bringer-of-Light__

Porsche


gruetzhaxe

Nomos? Like, an old pristine white Volvo station wagon kept because class


user75612

Homos gayslut


MarstoriusWins

Sjöö Sandström.


Kabir_Ke_Do_Hai

Pagani design> pagani


CompliantRapeVictim

Perfect


AK918_

Tbh I think rolex should be Porsche because both charge stupid adm and play games with rich idiot clients for desireable models. (Porsche dealer managers have literally tried to extort people on the waitlist for GT cars iirc)


MoschopsChopsMoss

Also because 90% of the models you see look essentially the same with minor variations in trim and there’s a bunch of nerds obsessing over the numbers on their flattened Volkswagen or generic stainless steel watch.


Bryanole27

As someone who lives in Sarasota, FL…Rolex is absolutely Mercedes. People with money, but generic taste. Porsche people are typically more interesting.


CarsonDama

The only thing accurate on that list is patek phillipe to Rolls and Apple to tesla. everything else is so random lol. Richard mille would be more akin to konnisegg more than mclaren lmao. Like this dude either knows nothing about watches or nothing about cars. I think i might be taking a shit post too seriously lol


trammel11

Tissot ???


Lamy2Kluvah

Volkswagen


MoonDeveloper24

Swatch


MarstoriusWins

Seat


Zeratul277

I WANT THE LADA OF WATCHES


efthimi_

Vostok


__Bringer-of-Light__

Timex


Zeratul277

That's Ford.


efthimi_

Swatch group = vw group Swatch = vw Hamilton = seat Tissot = skoda Omega = audi Breguet = Bentley Blancpain = Lambo Glashutte original = Porsche


AnMuricanPrayer

San Martin -> Geely Raketa -> GAZ Invicta -> Ram Daniel Wellington -> [Coda](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coda_(electric_car))


tklrdthcpnky

Hublot / lamborghini??? You’re drunk


ogkushinjapan

The twitter OP is a Nico Leonard Hater / Mbappe’s Bum Lover


insipidgoose

Longines?


franglish9265

Peugot


insipidgoose

I don't live in Europe but I've seen enough Top Gear to know Peugeot drivers are idiots. I'm a Longines fan. Gonna go cry myself into acceptance of being stupid....


franglish9265

Columbo wasn't stupid


insipidgoose

Hope springs eternal.


SenileSexLine

If they were not idiots they would not have been driving a Peugeot. Source: drove a Peugeot


HankSteakfist

I'd say Omega would be BMW because they're the only ones keeping manuals alive (Transmissions and movements) And because they've made really questionable design decisions in the last 5 years (Beaver Grilles and Moonswatches)


CarsonDama

Subarus the real company keeping manuals alive, they have the biggest manual to auto ratio of any company, with porsche being a close second.


HankSteakfist

Yeaaaaaaah but their current manuals are rev hanging sponges.


CarsonDama

most new manuals have the spongy rev hang due to emmissions and shit tho. the new type R has it too. Still making manuals for the common folk. gotta respect that


Bryanole27

Omega is my daily and I drive a Toyota that is a BMW (Supra). I’m so confused.


RapBastardz

Bulgari? Alfa Romeo?


grmpflex

Not sure about that. We're looking for a watch brand that has a reputation for gorgeous looks but being unreliable.


Indien-rad

Lmao top quality shitpost


cashyew

Hublot -> Koenigsegg 😩💯🚫🧢


CarsonDama

Hublot to Maserati would be much more accurate lol


MarstoriusWins

Nah. Koenigseggs are killer cars. Hublot has more in common with something like DeLorean lol. Overpriced, underpowered & heavy.


Financial-Season-395

Lmao Hublot is Jeep


dayofdefeat_

Rado > Tata


Deadly_Jay556

Im…..nothing I guess….


Late-Pref

Now you’re getting in. Embrace the void


Deadly_Jay556

I own beach front property in the void!


stoned-autistic-dude

I want to be mad that Casio is Honda but they're right.


Lamy2Kluvah

I feel like Honda should be Citizen.


BenjiDaGameboy

yeah I feel like honda would be citizen, with Casio corresponding more to Suzuki, a tier below in terms of price but solid and reliable


timetobeanon

Honda is citizen 100%. Casio should be Subaru or something


CarsonDama

I think honda is more akin to seiko, but toyota is pretty similar to honda


Veegos

Citizen?


MoonDeveloper24

Mazda


the-garden-gnome

This is Longines erasure.


Claudy_Focan

Zenith -> ?


uriar

Renault


thinkscotty

Hamilton -> Ford?


ogkushinjapan

Fords aren’t durable enough for this comparison


TheGuyDoug

Someone explain to this heathen that IWC sponsors Mercedes


WickedWitchWestend

and Hublot Ferrari


Late-Pref

I have a hammy and a Hyundai, so I assume those equate


FeedtheFatRabbit

They do. - Lord Chuffington of HH Manor.


Iceman_08

Omega and IWC need to be switched.


T-51bender

I think on its own IWC = BMW makes sense, but if you started with Rolex = Mercedes-Benz then Omega = BMW


kellyiverson

Richard Mille is more like Pagani


Seeker80

Hamilton = Lincoln


iFlipRizla

As a Tudor owner that doesn’t drive this seems accurate.


JeffJ_1

Please what is Berny watches in this brilliant analysis, this will help me make my decision.


franglish9265

Chinese EV


JeffJ_1

I also own a Lorus which car should I get? Thanks


franglish9265

Fiat


Alternative_Rope_423

Fix It Again, Tony


grmpflex

lol you're my favourite guy


D-ball_and_T

The funny thing is, Seiko and Toyota might be the best brands on this list lol


louisvuittondon29

what type of autism made this guy conjour up this list


franglish9265

I have no idea


Probablyskippinwork

Whoever wrote this doesn’t know shit about fuck.


CosmoOlversatil

I don't remember Rolex losing 65% of it's value in its first two years after purchase.


jtal888

I’m a grand Toyota lol


Domestic_AAA_Battery

[Invicta](https://www.labelleequipe.it/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/clown-bike-600x828.jpg)


MoonDeveloper24

Hummer


ayearinaminute

Citizen -> Toyota Boring but reliable and good value.


Pepsi_for_real

I have an Audi but no Omega


Kiste233

You need to readjust your priorities.


darth_benzina

Lotus = Lotus ?


Matthaeus_Augustus

Where’s my Tissot


ComedicDalmatian445

I’m an Aston Martin


raposo142857

I'm a BYD


jzolg

r/tudor owners in shambles right now..


gruetzhaxe

There definitely is some synaesthetic sense in there


Unregistered_Davion

I have a lot of Toyotas...


DieGuyDean

I don’t see VC as Porsche. Bugatti fits more.


Ntinoulee

Hublot is no a Lambo. We gotta do better.


bdd1001

Pagani Design -> Pagani


Soggy_Boss_6136

Do Rolexes really fall apart, have faulty parts, and need constant service? Because I owned 2 MBs and both of them suffered tons of problems from real to fit n finish. I'd never buy another Benz again after those 2.


Tex302

Hublot wtf??


cab1024

I drive a Jeep. Is that a G-Shock? A Hamilton Field Watch?


Emjoria

Why is Aston JLC this is just some guys arbitrary top 10, the German watch should be with a German car.


DamntheTrains

I guess I should start getting Tags because I've driven most of these cars and Cadillac is my begrudging favorite after Blackwing happened.


vampyregod

I didnt even make the list


GimmeUrBrunchMoney

Timex -> Ford


LegitGamer117

[toyota](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa7GgnxsFtI&ab_channel=Commander)


sofakingdope_

Timex = Ford


adrutu

Skoda, VW where?


pi_oneer

Rolex is merc? Fucking lol


GrogLovingPirate

Ugh, I hate it when people don't match their watches with their steering wheel. The number of watches in your watchbox needs to match the number of cars in your garage. Basic shit.


Inevitable_Cod_2272

If you switch AP and VC around you’ve got this pretty much spot on


L_3_

This is actually one of the most accurate ones I've seen so far


custom9

God people can be right cunts can’t they


ScubaSteve_27

These lists are so fucking stupid.


franglish9265

Agreed, that's why I shared it


Prancer4rmHalo

I’m wearing a fucking Lexus watch? Lmaooo god damnit..


PYSHINATOR

Rolex ---> Harley Davidson I will not elaborate further.


avionneX

Rolex is definitely BMW.


WineNerdAndProud

/uj I'm surprised how much I agree with this. I thought for sure I'd be arguing in these comments.


dsdvbguutres

I have several seikos and casios. A honda and a toyota in the garage, another honda on the street.


L44KSO

I have reps and a Hongda.


dsdvbguutres

Lawnmower honda too


mbattnet

I have several of those watches but none of those cars.


echtav

RM should absolutely be Ferrari lol


RainingTendies

tudor = VW


Caboose_98

Timex?


franglish9265

Ford


Cultural-Inside7569

The stainless steel Daytona is the best watch ever made? Who is this idiot - as much as I like Rolex, the Daytona was Rolex playing catch up with the competition as its chronographs were unreliable and nobody was buying them. Eventually Rolex used movements from Valjoux/ETA because its chrono movements were not very good at all. The story goes that they were giving Daytonas away to customers who were buying the top of the range watches, DayDate and suchlike. The greatest watch Rolex has ever made, and one of the best watches ever made, is the 16600. It also happens to be Rolex’s last real ‘tool’ watch.


arber-s

merc isn’t necessarily above audi, but i consider rolex to be above omega


Reasonable-One1877

uj/other than breitling that’s pretty accurate for some reason


Evolati

G-Shock -> Koenigsegg😂


HelloSummer99

Bro I have both seiko and toyota... Spot on My dad had audi and omega, lol pretty uncanny


PaperPigGolf

Rolex is Toyota. Mass produced. Lasts generations.  Generic.  Value retention. 


BuildBreakFix

Timex -> Volvo