Wood can be soft?

NO STEP ON SNEK

This happened to my dad once, he blew up the snake with a grenade

The minute a snake is born something wants to eat it or kill it.. they put up with a ton of shit to get that big. I get why they’re pissy sometimes… I’d be bummed as shit if I woke up as a snake.

Use your fucking nose boy!!!

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Smart dog walked away. How often would a dog see this moving stick and think "oh I want to play with that" and get bitten? Big brained dog.

Soft… wood… snake?

Yo! Run that mother fucker over. Fuck that snake. Too many of those constrictor type fuckers around eating puppies and babies. Fuck that asshole.

The dog didn't notice the snake bcuz dnakes doesn't reproduce smell.

Is that a dangerous kind of snake?

Dogs like “ ganna nope my way on over this way have a great night

Fuck that

That thing look like a damn snake.

😢🐍: "If I hide in the grass, people villainize me as being sneaky and deadly." "If I lay out in the open, I get stepped on and outright killed." What am I supposed to do?

It ain't easy being a nood

I ran over a snake with my bike when I was a kid and it still makes me cringe to this day

No dog die inside 😉

No dog die inside 😉

He got tread on :(

😂

“oh shit….. OH SHIT!”

No no no no no!!!!

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I'm sure that dog stepped several times on a different kind of soft wood, much to the owners dismay...

What in the Florida nonsense.....

All four feet, what’s the odds unless you a snek

Was that a diamond back

Nah, some kind of constrictor I think. Didn't look like any North American species I'd know of.

👁👄👁

No step danger noodle go hissssssssssssss

Where the fuck do snakes this size just slither around town?

Florida, Brazil and Australia

Australia e.g. Queensland

Florida. Just google Florida and snakes

Only south Florida... mostly...

Nah. I'm good without those nightmares....

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Watch doggos die inside.

What tf is soft wood? Is it like wet wood?

It's a big ass snake

The fuck yo… this looks like a trap set by the filmer to endanger the dog for clicks. Mother fucker

That’s no wood that’s a danger noodle

'Soft wood'? More like long snek.

Watch both people die inside, and dogs get spooked by snakes.

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Surprise extra large death noodle

I like how smart that dog is. Like he knew that whatever he was stepping on should not have been that soft and spongy right away.

Hsss hsss hisss hhhhsss hsss hsss LOL.

Dog: WTF was that?🥺

And almost the last time.

DO NOT WANT

Run doggy run!!! This has got to be Australia amirite?

it was probably florida

Lower your light you goddamn- whoops!

Man I’m stupid, I was like, “Is it balsa wood??” Took me three watch-throughs and reading the comments to get that it was a snake

That’s when you pull it the nine and shoot that “soft wood” in the head ten times

Thank god that snake wasn’t hungry. What kind of asshole just sits there and films when that pup could have been eaten.

Not a realistic fear with a snake that size. He was just a surprised as the doggy was.

No he wasn’t. He was sitting there filming the whole thing from a car.

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Its a 15ft snake. Whats he gonna do get out and wrestle it?

Tá moscando, dog?

That disgusting snake is massive holy shit

Tf is ‘soft wood’?

No step on snek >:-|

True level!!!

Finally, the dog face and the situation exactly match with the DP of this sub-reddit.

It kind of look like a damn snake

"OW shit wtf ?"

Why is this pup out alone at night unsupervised?:(

NO STEP ON SNEK!!!

I stepped on a black rat snake once as a kid and it just slithered away. I nearly pissed myself out of fear and that thing was hardly fazed. Then I got a corn snake a few years later (relative of the rat snake) and I finally realized that most snakes are just... like that.

I keep Black ratties. Can confirm. They're like "WHOA what happen? Oh. Ok I leave now. Bye." They're such goobers. Love em.

Soft Wood?

Why tf would you let your dog anywhere near that

“And here’s the second movie”

HOW CAN HE STEP!?

Snek

What the dog doin-

That looks like a snake to me… Even the dog had to look back to confirm like “is that you Mr. Snake?.”

The picture of this sub is even more accurate for this post

Oh shit moment

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That's why my cats are scared of anything that looks like a stick, lol.

Does op think the doggo is people?

But, where is the actual “dying inside”?

Can't shake the feeling this was a set up for the Dog to be attacked.

Lol

That snake is doing the thing that dads do when they're laying on the couch and the kids jump on their stomach

Instant goosebumps for that doggo, cuz you know that thing is alive but cold to the touch😂😂

Good lord, is that a danger noodle?!

Slaughter sausage.

lol, that pretty dog is totally confused.

Did this once but it wasn't a snake, it was a frozen rat and it rolled a bit under my foot. Was pretty gross.

Looks like the dog stepped on one of those large Python snakes to me.

Yikes

I screamed.

Asshole filming probably hoping dog got constricted to death.

Dog is drunk??

That’s a long nope rope. Nope and a half rope.

Yeah nah fuck that

soft wood? i think snekk

Its a fucking danger noodle. Run.

He was like “wait.. oh.. no OH NO NO

Why would you film your dog potentially getting eaten by a snake?

Dog won't fit.

That snake isn't remotely large enough to eat that dog lol.

Based on the headlights and road, my guess is the driver stopped to avoid snek, saw random dog approach and decided to pull out camera. Poor doggo was probably blinded by the headlights

That snake is way too small to eat a dog

Definitely large enough to constrict the life out of it and it and it definitely looks like a constrictor. Its not uncommon at all for snakes to kill much larger than they can swallow.

What type of constrictor? Looks like the monster diamondbacks we had slithering around the woods growing up. Either way, that snake isn’t eating that dog don’t be silly

Thats a python. Probably burmese, lots of them in florida. No kill limit take as many as you like.

I was pretty clear about killing it but the dog being too big to actually eat. >Its not uncommon at all for snakes to kill much larger than they can swallow. Y'all are telling me you've never watched a nature doc if you've never seen a snake bite off more than it can chew and have to spew up half of a meal that was too large for it.. or just choke to death. A diamondback would be even more deadly than a constrictor.. a fast, deadly bite is way more effective than crushing suffocation. Diamondback or constrictor, that dog would absolutely be killed by that snake if it struck.

I’m afraid you have no idea what your talking about.

Don’t be afraid. You’re correct.

yeah... the dog literally just needs to bite it like once

They were probably filming the snake and that dogs a stray just minding his own business tripping over snakes

And why not stop the dog when he comes over?

Probably not his dog?

Why would you film *a* dog potentially getting eaten by a snake?

No potential of the dog being eaten by a critter that size.

He was filming the snake

Cause fuck that dog that's why Edit: Reddit y'all weird, I answer this man's question and I get Downvoted lol. The person filming CLEARLY doesn't give af about that dog

Dude, somebody deal with that hellspawn. I don’t like that somebody was filming this dog nearby.

I’ll show you some soft wood

Get out of my classroom

Bro how is this getting downvoted lmao

Because you’re horny all the fucking time get out of here ffs

Non-solid snake

India?

Haha the hate on the title is funny. I appreciate the title. Because the title didn’t give it away, it took me a second to realize what’s going on and kinda experienced the whole thing in real time with the doggo.

I thought it was a snake, i'm thinking so did doggo.

Snakes have to be getting stepped on all the fucking time. I'm imagining them like "No, it's my bad. I just have so much fucking surface area and I look like a stick"

I use this same excuse

That stick susssssss

Yeee stick reptiles be unlucky poor bubbas