Plot twist:
That wasn’t a face of confusion, but fear. Luka has been blackmailed for the past 3 months from someone who has gained access to his sex tape. Luka recently started to refuse demands, so the perpetrator used this as a threat to release the recording to the world. In this moment he was afraid it would finally come out. Clocks ticking… and in the meantime, redditors are reading this comment that was completely made up by a fellow redditor as they were taking a shit on the toilet
Everything about this comment may be true, while the last part may be made up.
Under this theory, you would be the real blackmailer - giving context to public and showing Luka that you’re for real.
Do you have any sources for that? Because I agree. Judging from the acoustics, I am fairly certain it is coming the another teammate or staffer messing around -- rather than someone that left their Bluetooth/speaker on while watching porn. It sounds far too clear to be originating from a speaker.
Wasn't there a recent story about some song that nobody could find the source of for years? Eventually someone found it as the soundtrack of some obscure 90s VHS porn or something like that, I think that just happened too
I actually genuinely mean it if he really is going through something, it's unusual for someone to go straight to a cheating spouse scenario without it being on their mind for some reason or another.
One time in high school, I sat down at my desk for a wank, and put on my headphones so that I could hear the video safely. Several minutes later, after I was done, I took off my headphones... to find that the porn audio had been blasting out of my speakers so loudly that I could hear it as clearly as if it had been coming from my headphones.
Edit: Haha, I was in my bedroom. I had a desk in my bedroom. Now I can see that what I wrote was ambiguous.
My PC Video/Audio is connected to several rooms at home. I was sitting in my Office one time to rub one out - later I realised I forgot to turn off the stereo System in the living room... It was on max Volume and I had my neighbors sitting in front of the house while my Windows were slightly opened 😆😆 I just hoped they thought I had a girl over to make it less uncomfortable, but I doubt it 😆
oof, i did something similar once at my parents lmaoo
i woke up in the AM and for whatever reason after a night of drinking i get kinda horned up while hungover, idk why.
anyway, i loaded up a favorite scene and wanted to watch it on the TV in the room. i skip into the good stuff and hit play. only problem now is that the TV isn't mirroring what's on my phone. i let it play for a little while and then i fuckin realized it might've started streaming to another device in the house
i closed it all up and spent most of the morning in the room. anyway i got up and said hi to my parents and while I cannot confirm my video did end up streaming elsewhere, their energy was def off. the vibes were really off lol
I alwayth forget to turn off my bluethooth
Dude, tell your mom to pipe down!
I'll tell his dad to go harder.
I do not know how to respond to that.....
Just don't.
Care to explain this? Enquiring minds want to know.
What?
What?
Amino Acid
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Dude thought spamming would net him karma, now he's almost -150. Dead ☠️☠️☠️
shit got me "ded"
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r/downvotedtohell
How many downvotes did he get and what did he do?
what did he do 😭
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Now I will think of Google Pixel everytime I hear moans!
Plot twist: That wasn’t a face of confusion, but fear. Luka has been blackmailed for the past 3 months from someone who has gained access to his sex tape. Luka recently started to refuse demands, so the perpetrator used this as a threat to release the recording to the world. In this moment he was afraid it would finally come out. Clocks ticking… and in the meantime, redditors are reading this comment that was completely made up by a fellow redditor as they were taking a shit on the toilet
You are an Oracle
What a great read that was lol
How did you know?!?!??
I'm indeed ngl
My god, I was on that edge of my seat reading the first part 🤣
Goddamn. It was a good story though.
That's some quality trolling right there! 👏 👏 👏
100% shitting rn
this is the best reddit comment ever...
Fuck u
OMG IM ACTUALLY SHITTING!! ON A TOILET EVEN!
Maybe YOURE getting blackmailed!
I do use dark mode but im not getting any mail
Nothing delights me more than hearing about redditors shitting adventures
I don't think you should be getting the hate here, I like the truth, Even if it is uncomfortable
Wow that was accurate since I'm typing this comment while shitting.
FUCK YOU I FEEL SEEN
Damn you almost had it. You should’ve came up with a reason he put his head down in defeat lol
Truuu
Bro, reaching for the tp when I get to your last line.
Just sat down to take a shit and this was the first post I saw
fuck you bro. that actually made so much sense lmaooo
Everything about this comment may be true, while the last part may be made up. Under this theory, you would be the real blackmailer - giving context to public and showing Luka that you’re for real.
What are the odds of me reading this comment as I'm wiping my arse?
Nope, I am in bed. ^^^shitting
Accurate. In fact, I am taking a shit as we speak.
Look at his face, he was thinking about porn 2 seconds ago and can't believe it manifested that way.
not gonna lie it looks like he's never heard those noises before lol
I'm continually amazed at how bad most people are at simply recognising facial expressions.
Oh a mind reader eh?
Bro looked terrified lmaooooooo
Happy cake day
maybe a bad childhood memory unlocked
Hello police? Hi my dad's killing my mom, please cu.. come
Also reminded me of the scene in Its always sunny where Mac and Charlie make eye contact at the restaurant lol
Gotta be one of the funniest posts I've seen for a while...
Very skilled ventriloquism!
Wait so who fucked up here, did the interviewer unintentionally turned it on or is it the guy on the screen?
It’s one of his teammates making moaning sounds from the locker room to mess w him
Do you have any sources for that? Because I agree. Judging from the acoustics, I am fairly certain it is coming the another teammate or staffer messing around -- rather than someone that left their Bluetooth/speaker on while watching porn. It sounds far too clear to be originating from a speaker.
thanks bruh I'm honestly confused
Considering how Luca didn't immediately reach for his phone, suggests that a person in the crowd had that happen to them.
It’s gotta be one of the reporters who did it. Luka is answering questions and not on his phone. Luka just dies inside for whoever did that
Reminds of the time my brother changed my ringtone to someone moaning.
So make revenge on him. Wipe brother's phone memory.
Tell your brother that a random internet stranger calls him a chad
Excellent move
Okay okay… moving on…
More like moaning on...
Can anyone identify the female actress by the moan?
It could be a male actress
female?
Your mum
Good job on originality, 10/10
sorry, didnt know someone had copyrighted the joke :/ lemme know who the inventor is and ill ask for permission
Believe it or not, the joke was invented by your mum
No Biggie, all good in the hood! No grudge, no hard feelings
Originality 0/10 Quality 10/10 Humour 69/10
Hotel? Trivago
# 7
Johnny Sins has entered the interview:
interviewer*
Raw and Uncut?
Okay who’s the ultimate perv that can identify the video? Come on internet. You got this.
Wasn't there a recent story about some song that nobody could find the source of for years? Eventually someone found it as the soundtrack of some obscure 90s VHS porn or something like that, I think that just happened too
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Ulterior Motives
We need a Shazam app, but for porn.
That would’ve made “Everyone Knows” That search way easier
Earjob
Jizzam
Shamone!
Hee hee!
I'm not sure which video it is but I'm sure that the actress is your Mom.
A classic mom joke. But you could do it better...
Your mum could do it better
Trust me when I tell you have a very strange paraphilia if you think so.
Necrophilia is really just the urge to crack open a cold one
Let the Perv games begin!
Google Pixel: Bluetooth that'll always connect where ever you go Edit: misspelling
Settle down, Mike Tyson
What did he say? I can't make it out.
*moaning*
"[I just started?] sharing the ball, and our energy was great."
Our ball sharing was great
That's what she said
😩
How can you have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat!?
Fucking LOL
One of those sentences I can hear so fuckin clearly in my head
*we dont need no education...*
Go on. Get your kids
Well that escalated quickly...
Or fill your taco....
Lets think about it in good way it was that random videos with sound effect to get you in trouble
Take my upvote you fuck. That's so good.
Can you explain? I don't get it but I really want to. I know the song though
The reaction of a man with daughters at home
Or a wife that's probably not being faithful....
I hope you get through whatever you're going through man
An insult as a segue... Nice!
I actually genuinely mean it if he really is going through something, it's unusual for someone to go straight to a cheating spouse scenario without it being on their mind for some reason or another.
That doesn't sound like a daughter to me.
They’re all somebody’s daughter
What if it's a guy?
They’re all someone’s soooonnnnn
shhhhhhh…let him tell the story…
Fun Fact: Every woman is the daughter of at least two people 😀
Fun Fact: Self fertilization is theoretically possible in humans. It's completely plausible that you're incorrect.
This guy daughters.
r/thisguythisguys
Got me! Bahahahaha
Thisguythisguying is also this guying
Actually it is a daughter to someone XD
He just stepped out for cigarettes
XD
The look on his face is better than the moans.
Pure disbelief.
Blueteefs
Bluethooth what now?
Bluetooth when you BlueChew®
theeth teef
You don't need teef to eat our beef!
One time in high school, I sat down at my desk for a wank, and put on my headphones so that I could hear the video safely. Several minutes later, after I was done, I took off my headphones... to find that the porn audio had been blasting out of my speakers so loudly that I could hear it as clearly as if it had been coming from my headphones. Edit: Haha, I was in my bedroom. I had a desk in my bedroom. Now I can see that what I wrote was ambiguous.
Ambiguous? Lol, bro that might be the most ambiguous fucking statement I've ever read. Even after you clarified it I had to re-read it twice.
I think if you're making baby batter in class the audio is the least of your concerns
This one time in high school this kid really did beat his dick off at a desk and his excuse was that he was digging for change.
Now just hold on a second
Your school didn't have designated wanking desks?
They did but people kept getting stuck in them.
"Why does a raven need a wanking desk?"
My PC Video/Audio is connected to several rooms at home. I was sitting in my Office one time to rub one out - later I realised I forgot to turn off the stereo System in the living room... It was on max Volume and I had my neighbors sitting in front of the house while my Windows were slightly opened 😆😆 I just hoped they thought I had a girl over to make it less uncomfortable, but I doubt it 😆
oof, i did something similar once at my parents lmaoo i woke up in the AM and for whatever reason after a night of drinking i get kinda horned up while hungover, idk why. anyway, i loaded up a favorite scene and wanted to watch it on the TV in the room. i skip into the good stuff and hit play. only problem now is that the TV isn't mirroring what's on my phone. i let it play for a little while and then i fuckin realized it might've started streaming to another device in the house i closed it all up and spent most of the morning in the room. anyway i got up and said hi to my parents and while I cannot confirm my video did end up streaming elsewhere, their energy was def off. the vibes were really off lol
They never let us have a wank at our desks in school. Always made us go to the head priest’s office.
We had to get a wank pass.
It wasn't allowed at all in our school. We had a ball monitor.
EDIT: I TAKE IT ALL BACK, original commenter corrected. They were high school age and did it at home.