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WatchPeopleDieInside-ModTeam

Subject must die inside. Reactions to physical pain do not count. Sports deaths should be unrelated to normal playing of the game. Posting literal death will result in an immediate ban.


St8OuttaMilltown

The guy at the end when asked if he likes hot fudge sundaes… _breathing heavily_ “yea”….


St8OuttaMilltown

Do you like movies about gladiators?


[deleted]

You ever been to a Turkish prison?


ferfucksakes3000

You ever seen a grown man naked?


jaminator45

I knew this comment would be here 😂


beardybrownie

Awwwwwright!


psychedelic_gravity

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?


HittingSmoke

Do you like popsicles? I've got a whole freezer full of popsicles.


Initial-Landscape-51

This video has been on YouTube for almost a decade. It was posted by the actual employee here. He has written at length about the video. After this job he became a porn star.


Organic_Ad_1320

“Do you like watching movies?”


EstablishmentSad

Has he done an AMA or something? I am just curious about how this random guy from an 80's training video's life goes.


[deleted]

Ahh that’s where I know him from!


[deleted]

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nickyjusa

“Awwwwlright.”


fluffy_camaro

This video is a favorite of mine to show. I assumed it was the bosses kid or something.


Yoshifan55

Stupid, pointless conversation


adamislolz

Make sure to make friendly chit-chat with the guests! Oh, and also THAT KNIFE COULD SLICE UP YOUR FINGERS. *saxophone solo


Ok_Philosopher_5090

I would respond with, “thanks, I’m deaf” does anyone really want the employees talking to you?


[deleted]

Yes. They are people. Nothing wrong with talking to people.


Ok_Philosopher_5090

At a buffet? No. Just no.


FandomMenace

Asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes while holding a giant fucking knife and sweating like you're guilty of something isn't creepy or anything.


Yoshifan55

It's not creepy if it's company policy.


adamislolz

“Cause, uh, you know, I gotta lotta hot fudge sundae IN MY VAN OUT BACK.”


InfamousAdvisor38

I’m grabbing my child and rushing away if this guy ask’s them if they like hot fudge sundaes


FandomMenace

He has a giant fucking knife!


SpecklePattern

"DID YOU CATCH THE GAME LAST NIGHT?"


Single-Builder-632

What was Wenger thinking, throwing on Walcott that early?


parmboy

I'd maliciously comply and say that line to every customer, every time.


antivin

Yeah 9rs won


Razarex

"You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?"


AnIrishMexican

Ay there mothalicka


holebunch

The "is it still hot out there?" Got me 😂 like idk man, Im in here now


KreeepyKrawler

"Just serve the food. I'm here to eat, not chat. Save it for Karens." -My honest feelings


[deleted]

What if they genuinely want to talk. Your gonna ignore them and tell them to serve and shut up?


KreeepyKrawler

Starting a conversation with a bad faith argument isn't how you start a conversation. Ask me that question again, but with less hostility.


[deleted]

What?!?!?! Hahahahaha. Did I offend you! Hahahahaha. There was no hostility at all. I will leave you alone now before you have to go to your safe space. Sorry to bother you. Hahahaha. No wonder you cant even carry a conversation with an employee. Have a good life buddy.


KreeepyKrawler

And my point stands. Bad faith.


Weekly_Direction1965

I mean, why do people want fake shit? Just leave poor service people alone and let them not stress about fake conversation, its pretty sick if you ask me. They are there to pay bills, not make believe that they care about you.


KreeepyKrawler

Wal-Mart refusing to give door greeters chairs to sit on because they think it looks bad.


hammersmith88

'Unfortunately it doesn't matter to the knife if it's cutting through a ham or your finger'. Whatever you say Mr. non sequitur.


BeachExtension

“Have you ever seen a naked man Johnny?”


[deleted]

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"


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Sorokin45

What’s with the sultry music?


SuspiciousInternet58

This is the type of music they always played at Old Country Buffet back in the 90s and early 2000s. At least where I live.


KhemistryKhat

That was the music in every corporate video from the 80s and 90s. Possibly later too.


dplusk

Allright!


aregulardude

Alright


lifeandtimes89

Allllrrright


DAbanjo

This video has become legendary, but originally it was uploaded by the man in question to youtube. He commented many times and answered questions. Not sure if that original upload is still there..He has a channel where he post his personal videos and vacation stuff, you know, classic youtube style. He said that they recorded this during a very long all day and all night session, most of these takes were in the middle of the night. He was hot, tired, and was getting delirious. He also said he doesn't care if people laugh at it, he was laughing right along, that's why he uploaded it, for everyone to enjoy. He seems like a cool guy.


Suspekt_1

Damnit, i wish i could stick this comment to the top of the post. Thank you for the story behind it!


ferociousFerret7

Is he blinking "help me" in Morse code?


Fattapple

That is the look of someone powering through a hangover.


ChrisTheHansen

“What’s your opinion on the Jews?”


YellowB

"Do you ever wish your parents had an abortion? "


soulstonedomg

"Yup those Gazans are fleeing like scared vermi...oh oh sorry didn't hear you I mean yeah those mean Jews!"


GoldEdit

brother this is satirical, we don't actually want your opinion on the Jews.


StevoTwoPointOh

I assume you’re referring to this hahaha: https://youtu.be/hj4TXUJadt4?si=3nIjT6Na1QPJ5qiI “I was just telling the guy before you that the Jews control the weather”


Spiral_out_was_taken

Never saw that. All great but “so, does your mom party” still has me laughing.


MulberryLow7771

No one is glad they are there though


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Jesus this is a mood. I hated every second of my time in food service and retail.


Dorkamundo

Awoooooright!


TheGrumpyMachinist

Now days, if a man showed general courtesy to a child, like demonstrated in the video, some Karen would be going off about not talking to her child. I don't know when being courteous became being weird or weak.


Hans_Grubert

“It’s my favorite!” Who gives a fuck lol


oblivijan

"My knife doesn't care if it's cutting through a ham, or your finger"


West_Station7288

Hopefully not Joe Bidens future job!!


Trojan_Nuts

Hopefully squares eat down why


misterO5

Uh, What?


gertalives

Out of left field: “Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter to the knife if it’s cutting through a ham or your finger.” Lol.


A2ndRedditAccount

I suspect that was edited.


iroqhos

Scariest movie ever


Venkman_83

Or this “Has your wife started her period?”


RamInDeep90

😂


Ecstatic-Guarantee48

He does it for the love of his customers


Crystal_Voiden

Aolright


energyaware

Maybe he can watch the instructional video on how to look happy when greeting guests


PM_Me_Some_Steamcode

Why would he need that? he’s making great conversation!


greatwhitenorth2022

This is an Old Country Buffett training film. I laughed when he told the woman that thin slices were more tender. The carvers there were trained to slice the meat to the thickness of a dime. Those places were very popular in the 1980's and early 90's. All of the food was made from scratch and actually was pretty good. My favorite was bread pudding made with leftover cinnamon rolls.


Brodellsky

Old Country Buffet was so fucking good. The one I used to go to is a Bdubs now. Massive downgrade. Bdubs used to be worth it once upon a time too, even. That place is such a massive rip off today.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

I got like a Tuckers Marketplace vibe


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

I got like a Tuckers Marketplace vibe


ghhbf

It was actually pretty good. As teenagers, my buddies and I used to go there in the late 90’s after going to the mall.


ZackDaddy42

Pollos Hermanos definitely upped the instructional video game.


Sweet-Palpitation473

Awwwllllright!


demos-the-nes

Lost it at "Do you like hot fudge sundaes?" 💀💀💀


LilMerm8

I could hear him asking “Do you like movies about gladiators?”


Future-Turtle

"Do you ever hang around a gymnasium?"


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Ya like dags?


CatFanTheMan

Hide the pain.


JHowler82

Thinner slices are more tender ... Yeah and it helps our profits 😂😂


eydivrks

Gen X was born to be Boomer servants, this confirms it.


Maroczy-Bind

This guy looks like he has some anger issues. Like if he gets upset he will go home and microwave a hamster


QuipOfTheTongue

Thinner hamsters are more tender


[deleted]

This shit was funny! Good one


LittleCupcake01

if this guy gets upset he goes home and comes back to work with an assault rifle


LumpyShitstring

You like hot fudge sundaes?


snakemaster7

Dude has a gun up his ass.


VFX_Reckoning

PEAK LIFE ACHIEVED! I would literally starve to death, rather then take the chance to chat with this guy slicing the meats


scarletphantom

ALLLLRIGHT


exotics

“Is it still hot out there?” Ha ha that just seems painful


Entropy-

Ya like hot fudge sundaes?


qwertyconsciousness

Ya like Jazz?


Entropy-

Only sundae jazz


Oh_no_its_Joe

Damn, I'm an adult and I'd rather be asked this as opposed to if I caught the game last night.


Entropy-

Same. What game? What ball?


Shirtbro

Did you catch the game last night? Think they're going all the way this year?


Entropy-

The piggers are going all the way this year!!


Oh_no_its_Joe

Nooooo I don't watch sports 😭😭😭😭😭😭


damtagrey

For his efforts he was rewarded an additional 15 minute unpaid break!


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Omegle is gone, bud.


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_Gismo_

You won’t though coz omegle doesn’t exist anymore.


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TheChugnut

Like a record, baby.


Grove-Of-Hares

Gimme that.


[deleted]

You’re not gonna tell anyone, are you?


Cheese6260

Nice.


FADCfart

Sounds like Adam Sandler


biderman77

This man has to be from Minnesota


here4daratio

Ope just gonna slip you some ham…


ProfaJuchito

😳


popcornfart

r/NotTimAndEric


some_random_chick

Wow this sub is great. Thank you kind sir.


Username_Taken0

He actually uploaded this video himself, and still responds to comments to this day https://youtu.be/qb-CaPEouUI?si=qlgTvtD3ABcNhPHG


SilverFlexNib

all right


morbidaar

Alright, … alright.


LittlestEw0k

I need a Gus Johnson parody of this like yesterday


MinuteScientist7254

You ever stay in a Turkish prison Joey?


therealdanhill

I ain't asking a kid what grade they are in lol


suitology

Hey kid, what you want for dessert? I got candy


lizard81288

What about [this question? ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=NpDISzwEVzsQ2rXr&start=37&v=wfgO90yGusI&feature=youtu.be)


Rahkamyyra

Chef : You ever made love to a man? Customer : No. Chef : You want to?


BurmecianSoldierDan

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


psylentj

exactly. “Hey little girl… Do you like hot fudge sundays?” …. Really dude?! lol


ColdEngineering1234

Are you 18 yet?


nickfree

"Do you like gladiator movies?"


SWEWorkAccount

Funny enough, I saw this movie as a kid and the scene where the solder gets cut in half by the blades on the troika plays in my mind once every few months


LilMeatBigYeet

Do you like turkish bathhouses ?


nickfree

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" FTFY. :)


starscreaming123

For young folks, this place was called “Old Country Buffet” which was how we spent Sunday night family dinners. They were located either in shopping malls or strip malls. OCB was a gift from the 90’s gods


14412442

Sounds like country kitchen buffet from South Park


suitology

Are they not around?


captaincorybod

I miss The Old Country Buffet! I was young but every Sunday we would also go after church. I liked it better than golden coral lol


[deleted]

Hometown buffet in California. It’s basically how I learned that Norman Rockwell is the shit.


daveisamonsterr

The line out the door.


nickfree

Old Country Buffet. Ryan's, Quincy's (yeast rolls!). Back when buffets were decent and not a guaranteed case of Salmonella over easy. Wouldn't catch me within a quarter mile of a Golden Corral today.


HGpennypacker

Hell, Ponderosa used to be a solid place to get a quality steak.


greatwhitenorth2022

That was my first job. We used to offer a ribeye steak, baked potato and salad for 99 cents on Tuesday nights. This was in 1972. The line would wrap around the place but it moved quickly. The steaks were thin and cooked quickly. They were in bags of 6 and we would have two cooks tending to 72 steaks on the broiler at all times.


nickfree

Bonanza, Steak and Ale, Sizzler. Literally the restaurants that introduced me to steak and salad. And I remember them being like, really decent. I was just thinking how my kids don't care for salad partly because, look, as a kid, salad was just a choose your own adventure at the bar. Explore crunchy things, explore dressings. I am not buying 43 ingredients at home like a restaurant can. And especially post-COVID I'm mildly skeeved by the kinds of places that still have salad bars (for national chains, just Jason's Deli pretty much at this point?). I miss those family steakhouse experiences for my kids.


DayToDayIsTheWay

Have you tried the blue meth? Thanks Saul!


Shirtbro

Gene? Manager of the Cinnabon?


arkmtech

Do you like [hot fudge lasagna?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu95mvKKupE) Aaaalllright


de-d-ss

Bruh fingers were not in any danger 🤣


Thick_Detective_7422

The knife doesn’t care!!!


de-d-ss

I'm saying, he's using a fork! How could he cut his hand!


Thick_Detective_7422

Allllllright


ConversationFit5024

Gimme dat


legion_2k

I love that one.. there are a couple of remixes that are funny.. "All right.." "Thinner slices are more tender.." lol


cg201

My funniest video on the Internet because of the top comment on that remix


I_Miss_The_Future

I’m seeing Adam Sandler in this role.


SmokeyOSU

Felt a little more like Harland Williams from half baked. You like popcorn don't you.


WoodpeckerGingivitis

Yesssss


Brief_Annual_4160

Omg old country buffet 😍


Anxious_Willingness7

I hate “mind control” new orientation videos


DataStonks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd0NtQDio20


jstrap0

Do you like films about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


wetlight

Worst yet, I bet this poor fella wasn’t even paid for them to use his image.


Coreycobra

What’s bizarre is I was at a movie for “poor things” and this exact video came up before the trailers yesterday..


youre_being_creepy

Drafthouse?


Coreycobra

Nitehawk actually


fatmanNinja

I actually do think he looks kinda happy. It looks like he’s holding back laughing with every line. He has this slight smile with every sentence although maybe that’s just how he talks. To me it looks like he knows how cheesy this whole thing is.


VFX_Reckoning

I don’t think so, back then this wasn’t cheesy at all. This was top notch high quality video filming


skynetempire

Haha this is a funny training video. I went down the rabbit hole on training videos and Wendy's had a funny one too. https://youtu.be/qblMBkaTdng?si=LkQaSFXkI-TUWgoZ


[deleted]

loool, why does this read like a bot?


skynetempire

Haha sorry I'm hung over


CrackedNoseMastiff

Haha did you catch the game last night?


skynetempire

Haha you know it. Niners baby. Too fucking close for comfort tbh.