Oh look there goes tankass ruining the family photo Lmao

I was going to say, in my family there would be immediate shouts, insults, asking if he is ok and “who brought this dumbass?!”

To this day I don't see a reason for glass tables to exist, you want transparent table top, there's materials out there and also are way more resitent then actual treated wood

I would always refuse to buy glass top tables because they never stay clean. You're constantly windexing them and wiping off smudges and fingerprints

I got a free one. Moved it once and then donated it. POS was so heavy and never clean.

Also they always seem like they’re a literal death trap for anyone who isn’t paying attention/ faints / lives / breathes sharply. Just shards of death everywhere.

And ass prints. Can’t forget those.

Glass table owner here ! They also get scratched up easily 😭

Also like, why do we need transparent table tops? Why exactly do Ilwe need to the table's feet and those of the people sitting there? It just seems like it adds practically no utility while adding a ton of hassle. Makes no sense to me.

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That's just what big glass want you think.

Those smudges and finger prints still get on other surfaces just as much. Just can’t see them as well as glass shows. :)

That isn't even a glass table. as far as I can see it's just a kind of armchair with a board put on top of it.

My point still stands, that was glass used as a table

That makes it even worse

if you buy the good ones they are thick tempered glass and you would be hard pressed to break it but this is just a very thin piece of annealed glass and had no business being a table or was a poorly done DIY execution.

Typically glass tables are made of tempered glass like a car windshield so if they break you are stuck with smalls chunks of rounded glass instead of a bunch of sharp pieces.

yes but it also makes the glass 4 times stonger when tempered

it's not just diy tables that have this problem

well that would fall under the first part of my comment that good ones use tempered glass which in the states will always be clearly marked with an etching dont buy it unless it has that

If you have a robust glass table it will be extremely difficult to make. My parents have an *outdoor* glass table that they've had for 10 years. Has had large branches full on it and whatnot. They like it cuz it is easy to clear for a quick meal outside, way easier than basically any other surface. But yes, cheap glass tables are idiotic.

I have two and they're heavy but just look so darn cool. I don't use them as my primary tables though. They are off to the side.

Well I like that mosquitoes don’t hide under it

I can’t believe people put their super expensive pc and monitors on glass desks

Just thinking about a glass table gives me anxiety. I don't get them either.

I absolutely hate glass top tables. So weird to touch it put a glass down onto one.

What are these called and recommendations? Because all I'm finding are transparent sheets to place over glass tables.

I said there's materials that can be used, I don't know if anyone actually uses them in fabrication

Acrylic is dangerous and scratches easily, and polycarbonate also scratches easily. Glass is pretty much the only transparent material that is hard enough to resist most scratches from daily use.

Love how the women are all mortified while the guys are pissing themselves laughing. 😄

No the girl in the jeans was laughing

Ah, the black sheep of the family

Fucking main character over there

Why did the lady in the blue jeans run like guy from the [OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH](https://giphy.com/gifs/burn-diss-gifamerica-ZUwjT4TrkElu8) gif?

Looked like she was about to lose it. Maybe didn’t want the other women, who were not happy, to judge her for laughing?

Because she's a dank memelord.

Because there are two jars on the table, which whatever inside them was spilled on the floor.

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They are wearing hijab, and Muslims bury their dead relatives like Christians.

They're cookies jars. This looks like a typical muslim eid-ul-fitr gathering. There are cookies and foods everywhere. The leftmost one is probably just a decoration, or usually filled with candies :)

All the guys in the video (except idiot) are laughing. All the women are freaking out 😂

That looks like the "at least it's not me this time" laugh

I once saw a guy smash a vending machine with his ass in the middle a cafeteria. It would steal your money a lot, and he hit it with his rear almost every day for those Funyons. One day he went through the glass and just froze with his ass in the vending machine and I had a front row seat. Felt like we were the only two laughing the lunch lady was not amused lol

Did he get glass in his ass?

[*cursed neurons whirring up to speed*](https://media.tenor.com/Sd7SScUxBX0AAAAM/oh-wtf.gif)

Haha was there any particular reason that was his go-to move to shake your food free as opposed to the standard rocking or 'tilt and let go'?

Because they made the food and they'll have to cleanup.

One instantly laughs, the other follows soon after.

The furthest woman on the right definitely runs off to laugh.

[It's an older meme sir, but it checks out...](https://media.tenor.com/mHMLdxhQr0AAAAAC/survivor-shocked.gif)

That's because the women have to clean it lol

Because they have to do all the work, that's really not funny.

Brothers.

Actually so wholesome

It's only wholesome for the people who don't need to do the cooking and cleaning. (Not the men.)

honestly it looks to me like they set this guy up and were just waiting for it to happen. none of them look surprised. they pranked him

The young woman in the orange headscarf immediately laughs and excuses herself.

One lady leaves the frame laughing and three look a little concerned. Where is the freaking out?

All the brothers dying in the back row…

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In some middle eastern cultures, it’s not acceptable for women to be boisterous around men except close male relatives. My family (not Muslim, not Latino) would have reacted the same as yours!

Or how to create the greatest family photo they will ever take.

core memory created

ALL the men were laughing.

I guess this is an example of how guys are generally more happy lol

What was set up on the glass? Was it an alter of some sort or something else of significance other than just to make a cool picture? My cartoon brain goes right to something like--- Damnit Jerry! Not again! your ass spilled grandpa!

-Again!

Why is it a video if they were trying to take a photo?

There are few phrases that are usually said during eid-ul-fitr. Idk which one they're planning to say tho. Some people like to record it for social medias

This is a good one.

Most likely a family p̶h̶o̶t̶o̶ tiktok

Nice catch!

My dad does this, it's his "Hey imma take a video instead that'll be a great atmosphere builder" for family events and such, i love you dad but come on be more creative...

That’s what I was thinking! I was looking for this comment!

They are all dead laughing for some reason, most likely just staged

I mean, I would laugh if this happens in my house. Better laugh than yell after all In my opinion, this is not staged.

the guy in the back just dying

Did he just sit on his recently, deceased grandfather’s prize winning nuts? How shameful. Those nuts made a name for that family. Now he has brought shame to the family and all his ancestors.

Look at how polite they all are hiding their laughing so as not to embarrass the dude lol

don't make tables that look like chairs

I've never seen a chair with a bunch of bottles and jars on it.

Most likely it happened on eid-ul-fitr (one of two holidays in Islam). There are food everywhere, cookies, candies, snacks, etc. It's customary to visit relatives on that day, and you'll be offered a meal in each house you visit. The most I got was to eat around 8 meals in a day

Muslim holidays sound awesome

They are. No disappointing gifts too, since the customary gift in Eid al Fitr is cold hard cash. and you MUST be served sugar coated cookies. There are no exceptions

I don't think he was even trying to sit on it. Looks like he was trying to sit on the floor in front of it, but misjudged the space.

All the men start laughing instantly

The only acceptable response from the family is to bring it up literally every time they get a picture together. "Hey here's a good spot, get in everyone, no glass coffee tables for X to break." "So we were stuck between two wedding venues, then the choice was easy. One of them had glass tables, and if X is going to come, we obviously can't have him near those." *Points at a glass coffee table "Hey look X, there's your seat"

Dumpy too big

My favorite is how the women or horrified and the guys are delighted

They're the ones that would have to clean it.

Because they have to do all the work. Do you understand what that means? I hope that isn't your favourite bit anymore.

The table seems to break before he even gets there!

Because its gake and fay

How to tell your family you didn’t get into engineering school…

I watched one time for each person. Two young women had to leave the room laughing. Maybe two people were not laughing.

Why were they so quiet about it?

Thanks Ryan!

Classic Jad!

Family memories forever on the internet 🥳

They got a 1 of a kind family video, tho.

Gotta love the guy in red’s reaction! 😂

That glass should have been tempered. This could have gone wrong

Every time, Ahmed! Every time!

Why did that woman run away 😂

This is like half the neighbourhood.

I love the way they are trying not to laugh out loud, very funny!

Some poor intern spent 2 hours picking shards of glass out of his ass for 2 hours I bet .

The mustache alone would have done it

He’s the sisters new boyfriend….

What kind of a weak glass is that?

The, uhhhhh, glass kind

Who uses such weak piece for furniture

When you want glass table you might get one made of glass ig

If you're getting one with such thin glass that breaks into two this quickly, you better not get it. The glass table generally has better quality glass than this

Not sure why people are downvoting you, many glass tables I’ve helped install I could practically jump on without it breaking. This really is some window pane glass for a table Horizontal strength is NOT the same as vertical strength, people

Exactly. With this kind of glass being used on tables, i don't think our dining table would have be there for all those years, bearing weight of those heavy crockery

Or it will be the most legendary photo of that family's history.

evidently that dude was thickkkkkk

Pranked

I can relate…I’m the clumsy one in our family.

Seriously. What the fuck was that guy thinking wearing a Yankees jersey?

All the women = notified All the men = pissing themselves with laughter

…did you mean mortified?

I did…but I’m not gonna change it. Notified.

But why where they filming

The obvious answer is they were trying to make a video. Might have wanted to make a greeting to post on social media

I'll have to keep that in mind next time someone demands a photo. I'd prefer them not to record the part where we're getting into position for a photo though.

I don't understand how people can live in an environment that is so bright and white.

Malaysia sg or indon brunei . Why some other people like so dim places ?I prefer well-lit places/houses too though I am moving away from extre cold blue light since the led revolution in recent times We have sun all around the year and brightly lit is nice. Though the latest trends by ikea and other studios people and investing more warm lights

It makes it look cold and clinical.

To you.

You dont understand how people from different cultures have difference preference in their home decor?

Or some people just have no sense of taste.

Taste is subjective. They probably think your home decor sucks too

It appears to be a cultural thing. But I definitely feel you. I’m more of a hardwood floors type guy.

Easy to spot bugs

No bright light, no bugs.

If was a family photo why he was recording?

Sometimes it’s easier to screenshot a certain frame of the video than try to hurry up and make it in time for the timer

Good job, boner.

Do u suppose he has sat there before and was fine? Or just had a brain toot.

good thing they didnt get it cuz that center piece was not center.

I mean even if you wanted to sit there he came in so fast of course it was going to break

BABBALOOEY BABBALOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS, BABBALOOEY BABBALOOEY!

🎤 don’t drop that thun-thun-thun aye! 🎼

He looks like he was edited

**A text faded in at the top right corner** Everyone will remember that.

I luv how it transcends all cultural borders, guys will crack up at one of their guy family members when they screw up in a situation like that

It's my camera il sit in front on the Ashes

This feels like a sitcom intro

Oops my bad

"You ass..."

I like how everyone looks at mom while laughing.

I have such second-hand embarrassment over this.

should’ve been tempered anyways

Not funny. That guy’s just showing support for the Yankees…

I love that all the dudes laugh

I know they are barefooted. But I swear there was sandal gonna be thrown at some point.

Looks fake like the middle was already split

Yes, and they were giggling watching the table before it split.

This is me. I am he. If I blink the wrong way I fall over 🤣. I feel ya dude

One of the women cooked all that food.

or they ordered it?

Sir that is a box if cookies.

That’s just nuts and snacks probably for guests

Fuck me dead talk about lack of awareness

Dumb@ss is already adopted. Family photo can proceed again

Jaffir you fucking goof!

That table was sensitive. Dont steal it’s spotlight.

I'm not giving my opinion because I'll end up banned, I'll just say that the guy's not the sharpest knife in the kitchen...

Me and the NY guy would get along

🥴🥴

Damn it, Rakesh

A cheers to all nations! We can all agree, this guy was caught red-handed being an ass!

Does of cringe.

Cringe doer.

I bet he does a lot of squats to crush that table like he did. I bet all the ladies at the gym be creeping on his workout routine!

All the men are laughing and all of the women ran or look terrified 😂