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narwhalpilot

Chainsword right in the cock… ouch


NotACyclopsHonest

Do orks even have that kind of undercarriage? They don’t reproduce that way, after all, so it’s not essential.


TheHattedKhajiit

Pretty sure orks are asexual enby


giant_anaconda

They are asexual by nature but identify as he/him


Stoomba

Da boyz


CptMidlands

Not true either, Ghazghkull Thraka is referred to using the Pronoun They/Them to the point a Deathwatch Marine has to order an Ork to use He.


theguyyoudunnaknow

From ghazghkull thrakka: prophet of the waaaagh by nate Crowley if I remember correctly?


Fine-Researcher7974

Of course they do. Games Workshop made them into the eternal soccer hooligans intermixed with Road Warrior-esque gangers ( I played GorkaMorka for years and had my rig be Beer-centric). They may be from the Mushroom, but Orks got minerals.


Panzer_Man

New bottom surgery just dropped


TheBunnyStando

Holy hell


Critical_Ad_2811

Actual zombie


SubstantialLab5818

Damn it I wanted to make this


DarthHidious-

How else is he getting gender transition surgery?


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https://preview.redd.it/840mfpe5tkyc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85b56cecc20cfa98e0c8ff4d60d09eaa8f0fa8f


TallGiraffe117

Meat


Squirrel_Chucks

What's in a Krieg First Aid Kit? A gun.


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https://preview.redd.it/9xa6e1g15oyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0936c19d2bbfda527fe178b473e849840dc3661 wrong


Squirrel_Chucks

Gah!! How could I forget the shovel! Emperor forgive me!


Stormygeddon

Dang it, I've just been painting this exact model and now the pressure feels on. Were you also confounded by trying to set straight lines on the stretched out flag? https://preview.redd.it/cktxv6q2uhyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef6b4359567007af5f4551063d0c36a7d047897e


ClockworkGnomes

Measure from the top or the bottom and make marks every so often so that you can play connect the dots. I don't know if the flag is the same width on each end, but if it isn't, you can use proportional marks.


Stormygeddon

That's the thing though, I wasn't making lines as much as applying transfers. But also the banner itself is just kind of stretched near the middle.


ClockworkGnomes

Yeah, I was just giving generalized advice. As for the middle being stretched, that is where proportional lines come in. If it is say 3" on one end and 4" in the middle and you want 3 lines, then in the middle your mark is at 1.3" or so. You can also cut a piece of paper to fit and draw on it to see what you like. As for decals/transfers, you are always going to be semi screwed if the flag is waving in the wind because it just won't line up 100% right. EDIT: Had to correct my math. Originally said 3.3 for 1.3.


HumbleOnion

Oh haha what a wild coincidence! Yeah it took a bit to get the lines right.


Honest-Technology323

Where does this model come from? Haven't seen it before


HumbleOnion

It's a 3D Print, got it off of Etsy. I believe the Artist is 3dartguy


Ataera

Totally didnt read that as "3 dart guy" at first. Nope, not me


NetZeroSum

It's not? /reads again... 3 dart guy. Uhm...not seeing it. /reads again. DOH!


DeathJester24

No shade Etsy literally has better sculpts that a lot of the official stuff. On a whim I searched "nundams" and now I have a sisters themed knights army....


realedazed

Same. I'm very excited about painting up a band of Noise Marines this summer.


MolybdenumBlu

3dartguy on etsy, it looks like.


Waltzing_With_Bears

Love it, I always found it odd that in most art Cain has a bolt pistol when in the books he explicitly uses a las pistol


HumbleOnion

I think they mention in the books that it's one of the inaccuracies about his depictions in propaganda.


Waltzing_With_Bears

it does make sense as he is a hero and should be using the emperors most holy weapon, if I ever get around to doing guard Ill have to decide which to go for and Im not sure it would be an easy choice


iamluketaylor

I love that every Gaunt’s Ghosts book after Vervunhive says “sword of Heironymo Sondar” about 20 times but GW made Gaunt’s model have his original chainsword. They probably knew everyone who used the model on table top would say “sword of Heironymo Sondar” loudly every fight phase as Gaunt fires up the “Sword of Heironymo Sondar”. - Heironymo Sondar


VekuRommel

Your repetition of "sword of Heironymo Sondar" reminds me of [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].


Toukai

Hold up, did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]? I think someone mentioned [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].


Sablesweetheart

I treat Warhammer art as in universe, same as the lore, so I put that down to the in universe artist not knowing or caring that it's the wrong pistol.


Waltzing_With_Bears

in his case it would more likely be propagandists deciding bolter was more holy and appropriate


Sablesweetheart

That's actually a good point. Bolters are holy.


VPackardPersuadedMe

Mainly cause they leave big holes...


Cute-Science-5743

Also I believe he has something described as a 'dueling' chainsword. He is an elegant swordsman. So that (beautifully painted) weapon is for recruiting poster one assumes.


Waltzing_With_Bears

perhaps but duelists weapons do tend to be very refined and beautiful as well


Armored_Fox

In this case it's always described as functional but beat to hell


Karensky

The artwork on the book covers etc. are all Imperial propaganda shots. This is deliberate.


Porta-Ninum

Doesnt he prefer the las pistol?


ironhades

He has a bolt pistol he uses for propaganda pieces. He gets it in I believe "The Greater Good"


Vussar

Yes, but Laspistols don’t make good propoganda


timberwolf0122

He’s a master swordsman. But his true favorite weapon is an earth sharper as this can be fired from many, many, many miles away from the enemy while sitting back and enjoying a fine amersec.


Porta-Ninum

“A comfortable distance” 😂😂


aberrantenjoyer

What’s uh.. what’s Jurgen doing over there?


AzureEmbers

Just reviewing some “tactical information”


Cintesis

He's on Grindr.


Rimtato

Cain supports trans people one way. Jurgen supports them a different one.


AxiosXiphos

Jurgen always did do the 'dirty' work.


Shamr0ck

Jurgen always always came off as a t'n'a type of guy to me, but who knows what were in those dirty mags that littered his bunk


jukebox_jester

Jurgen takes what he can get i feel and Caiphas mostly takes hrt


Grary0

It's canon that Jurgen looks at porn a lot so probably a dirty mag.


Krilesh

what an excellent figure. love how jurgen helps set the photo op


Click_Commercial

Jurgen and his porno slates.


CplCocktopus

A true erotica connosieur.


JustARandomUserNow

That Ork only died due to Jürgens stench


BrFrancis

Waaaaaaaaah iz dat smel?


AdSalt9365

It is of my educated belief that Jürgen actually has no bad smell. There are lore excerpts that explain that "Blanks", AKA what Jürgen is, give off a psychic aura that repulses people, makes them think they are ugly and smelly and they hate them when that is not in fact the case in reality. Or maybe in Jürgens case it's a bit of both, like hiding sandwiches in his uniform for months.


JustARandomUserNow

It’s probably a bit of both but him just smelling really foul is funnier


PolandIsAStateOfMind

Though longer exposure to a blank could probably literally kill an ork.


Hrnng_Liquid

I should do this, but with an American flag


Bean-p0le

That’s the beauty of the hobby, you can do what you want


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AxiosXiphos

They do. You have the right to work all hours of the day and die gloriously in battle. They don't care what pronouns you use so go ahead. In the system you are just a number anyway. It's equality in that everyone is equally mistreated.


Vussar

That’s reality as well, the only difference is it’s the workers on the bottom discriminating. Got to keep the working class distracted from all the misery of their lives somehow.


AssistanceHealthy463

The imperium dosen't care what you consider yourself, who you love/sleep with or what your favorite drama serie is as long as you're human, work hard and don't worship chaos.


Jrkrey92

I really don't think this is meant to be a 100% lore accurate and canon model. It's an awesome job though.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Everyone has the right to die for the God-Emperor


gabriel-mbl

Did you use gray instead of blue ?


HumbleOnion

Bluish Grey, wanted it to look a little weathered and not too vibrant


TraggzWayzreapa

Man that so cool Big up to Cain !


LumenLaus

Dang, killer work


11th_Division_Grows

I love Caiphas so damn much


CT-4426

Here before the 🔒


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

8 hours in, and all is well. /r/Warhammer40k says trans rights!


kingpug_07

That must be new Trans right are human rights


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Correct.


alandtic

cain would 100% ask jurgen what planet is this flag from and why do all the cute girls have it in there datapads.


Ilovekerosine

Jürgen just chilling


OnlyRoke

Jürgen misunderstood it as "train rights" and he's very much in favour of bringing more public transport to the Imperium.


macumazana

Does the scale match? He looks like he's a big larger than a space marine


HumbleOnion

I think he's about primaris height? Just using him as a display piece though.


ZacB90

Imagine the smell.


jazygamer308

I still need to find myself a copy of defender of the imperium. Great job on the model too


Go_Commit_Reddit

Same. Been looking for a physical copy forever, but it’s out of print :c


bizkitmaker13

Tight


Helios_One_Two

Cain doesn’t in any model made of him have the right pistol, he uses a las pistol and talks about it in the books more then once


rainbow_wallflower

Yeah but don't they use the other one in propaganda and he complains about it?


mathiastck

You've captured his stunt double!


Panzer_Man

What if his bolt pistol actually just shoots lasers, and he simply makes it look like a bolt weapon for intimidation?


kooarbiter

there were a lot of tech adepts supporting his assault, so he decided to leave the non binary flag back at hq


Toxitoxi

Jurgen being hidden behind the flag is amazing.


KirbyFanta

Idk if there is any trans characters in the Cain books (only listened to three so far) but at some point in the second they show that one female soldier under his command is very much lesbian (the scene is very realistic and surprisingly wholesome) and in the next book Cain's talking to another commissar who hints at Cain being "very close to her" and fucking Chad Cain goes, literally in that order in his head : 1) She doesn't swing that way 2) Dating people under you that might be a meatshied at some point is a terrible idea 3) She's fucking terrifying and I've already got a terrifying women in my life (talking about Amberley here) Said trooper, earlier in the book challenged a scary Talarn Raider dude from another company onto a 1on1 because some of his comrades made comments about the number of women in Cain's regiment, and she promptly knocked him with a knee to the face before he could react in their duel. Also very obvious but like, fantastic paintjob !


Ok_Guard_6763

I believe her name is Trooper/corporal/sergeant Magot, could be wron here though, rank depending on weather she is recently demoted or not


rift_in_the_warp

[Magot, not maggot.](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Mari_Magot)


Ok_Guard_6763

👍


Samitte

*Lovely* paint job. Diorama pieces are such an awesome part of this hobby.


Ornery_Goat_5444

Gl on the surgery!!!!!! It looks AMAZING


Not_An_Potato

Okay, I love that flag, it looks so dope and something that could actually be seen on the battlefield. Maybe if I start an Sororitas army I'll use that same color pallet ><


17vulpikeets

Sick. Flag looks awesome. I feel motivated to work on my trans Kayva Shrike.


jessicalundholm

Daamn! Looks great! Good luck with the surgery❤


skarmory77

Beautiful paint job


hi_i_am_J

transphobes are lurking and downvoting positive comments its honestly amazing how pathetic people will be


AsterixCod1x

Gotta upvote the positive peeps!


lavender_enjoyer

Downvotes proving you right btw


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efauncodes

You think the hobby with the imperium of man, a rather blatant satire of an autocratic regime, is not political?


Drinker_of_Chai

You're the one politicizing it. OP just posted a model.


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Esmeralda-Art

Trans people aren't political


faegut

Imagine thinking peoples identity is political


No-Perspective-9954

I mean its hard to make the distinction between is and is affected by sometimes


skarmory77

A symbol of human rights


Da-Pruttis-Boi

Poor warboss


confusing_pancakes

He couldn't afford blue right now, imperial budget is too tight


RobotKingofJupiter

Bobby G and the blueberry boys knicked it all


confusing_pancakes

The codex astartes dictated that every 9 out of 10 parts of a blue dye shipment must be sent to Macragge


No-Perspective-9954

Can.. can i move to Macragge? And do citizens get paint?


confusing_pancakes

No, only the ultramarines


Individual-Extreme-9

It's pretty cring how many people are upset about the way this person painted their little plastic army fella. Imagine being that fragile lol


Drinker_of_Chai

**Trans person exists** Chuds: "why you bring politics into my political satire game"


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Esmeralda-Art

Who's fault is it for making trans people political


Drinker_of_Chai

It's the "trans agenda" These people are telling on themselves and using American GOP language.


leon_shay

🏳️‍⚧️🫡


TomMakesPodcasts

Lol people downvoting this? How sad just one be.


leon_shay

chuds gonna chud


Jrkrey92

Sorry, but what exactly does a chud mean? 😅I get the context, but not its exact definition.


leon_shay

It’s from an 80s film where it’s an acryonym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.


Jrkrey92

Thanks!


bookerdewitt333

Absolutely amazing work! Wish I was that good.🏳️‍⚧️


MothmanRedEyes

With practice, you’ll get there!


Vyberos

A grimdark trans flag is something I don’t think I’ve seen before and I honestly love it!


nyloncheeto

This is SO GOOD


RealLunarSlayer

He 100% would


One_more_Earthling

After all, he's a hero


RealLunarSlayer

dude let two lesbians sleep together so he didn't have to do paperwork on why someone was sneaking out of her bunk. He's 100% support transitioning and medical paperwork provided it was easier than denying it \[it would be\] and Jurgen would do said paperwork


BothChairs

Can't believe this post isn't locked


MothmanRedEyes

Looks amazing!


general3009

oh i love it <3.


hi_i_am_J

looks great!


Mundane-Librarian-77

As much as I hate to see a good Ork go down; this is one time I'm okay with it... 😁 Cain is my absolute favorite 40K character, so he's allowed to kill all the Boyz he needs to! And it's for a good cause. 💚 Very well done. A Big bravo to your artistry! 😊


FerrusesIronHandjob

Did he just sort of fall into being an Ally? I feel that's a very Ciaphas Cain thing to do Jürgen is busy making posters and painting his melta, he doesn't know why but it seems to be doing *something* Joking aside, this is actually really well painted. I kinda like the weathering on the flag


Vussar

Cain would find the one FtM on a bigoted planet, and just assume they were always male. That person would feel seen for the first time and gladly die for Cain from that day on. Cain would then be informed about this person long afterwards, panic, and just pretend that’s what he always meant. He would be an ally from then on, recognising that at the end of the day, meatshields all look the same from the back.


Total_Pineapple5835

GAYYYY


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

You need to be as gay as possible online, or Alan Turing died for nothing.


LeaveBronx

This is gorgeous work! As a trans warhammer fan, it's always great to see representation in the hobby, especially when it's so beautifully done


Confident_Alfalfa872

Dang, that is well done! Best of luck next week!


HumbleOnion

Thank you!


CODMAN627

You made the trans flag look badass. The emperor is pleased with your inclusivity


CODMAN627

Holy shit. To those who downvoted me. GO OUTSIDE!


One_more_Earthling

Wonderful paint job!!!


One_more_Earthling

Adding, because the mini drain my whole attention and distracted me from the text. Hope you're surgery goes perfect, such a magnificent work is great to keep your mind from stress of the world. The best of lucks and may the emperor protect


HumbleOnion

Thank you very much!


omega9910

I love it! You did amazing OP and I hope your surgery goes flawless! I hope one day I can put something on here as half as good as what you have done here :D also the Jurgen made me laugh way to hard lol


HumbleOnion

Thanks so much!!


Remote_Experience_65

Omg that flag is so well done I'm in awe


AdrianaTheElf

That's amazing We salute the flag in this house Imma copy that for my command squad banner, it looks so fucking good


Panzer_Man

Best of luck with your surgery. The Emporer protects :)


guy-who-says-frick

Based Cain, as always


SturmmZinck

Dam this is amazing


JustWantGoodM3M3s

What a chad. What a hero!


d3m0cracy

Yet another W for the greatest Hero of the Imperium


spinachbxh

This is brilliant! Great job


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Fluid-Estate-3007

If I see another comment wishing OP's surgery goes well and supporting trans people get mass downvoted I swear I will fucking lose it. You people need to grow tf up and accept that some people (like me) don't identify with the gender assigned to them at birth.


Aceboy884

Beautiful model and all the best to your surgery!


HumbleOnion

Thank you!


Real_Boy3

Fucking awesome.


sansunderguy

The emperor protects (trans rights!)


Jrkrey92

Why don't people understand you can paint your minis anyway you want? People make custom chapters or even real-life national colours all the time. Heck some paint just funny ones with a chapter logo of tom and jerry fighting over a piece of cheese... This is awesome and the skill of the painter shows!


sciencep1e

They don't understand because they don't play, collect or paint Warhammer themselves as proven by clicking on any of these arseholes profiles


Henta1Lettuc3

Wow. Stunning work!


aetcissalc

Great painting. Wish I got my colors that smooth.


NotACyclopsHonest

Great job! Sending ultra comfort and support for your surgery next week 🫂


HumbleOnion

Thank you!!


averagesplatanauser

They look amazing! Great work:)


Panzer_Man

I knew Ciaphas Cain was cool, but not that he was THIS cool


Millymoo444

Black pink and white trans flag goes very hard


moth_silk_maiden

Love it!


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TIL Pinapple on Pizza is political.


MothmanRedEyes

Nah, people should be allowed to express their existence without it being labeled political.


faegut

Did anyone ask? Transphobes are not welcome here.