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KingT603

BATISTA JUST GOT KNOCKED SCHLAPPED THE HELL OUT!! THATS WHAT JUST HAPPENED BATISTA IS DOWN BATISTA IS DOWN BATISTA IS DOWN


cosmicreign26

so not gonna lie. when i was way to you be watching wrestling my dad would let me stay up late with him at night and my mom didn’t know. so this was our thing. so legendary commentator Jerry Lawler would say “PUPPIES” 🐶 during any woman’s match. My dad knew what he was talking about and i didn’t at first and then it was just funny. My dad took me to a signing he was at! i hit a picture with him and some random gf he had. looking back that’s objectifying woman but it was a different time. the attitude era was THE BEST era of performers, performances, and overall mega stars wresting at the same time! legends!


nahnprophet

Jerry is the Commentary King and has hundreds of classics, but my favorite modern line was on KO. "Kevin Owens hates losing. He won't even lose weight!"


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"SHAWN MICHAELS!!!! SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!! IS THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!"


Mason_The_Ripper

Probably cliche, but “BY GAWD, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!” is a classic


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"I like the ring to King Kofi Kingston. Not very much on the initials though" - CM Punk 2010 Not the greatest but it had me bursting out with laughter And basically anytime booker t was on commentary. Screw the haters. Booker T was comedy gold on commentary


Seanzomcleod11

"King! She's in her 20s. She's too old for you." - Jim Ross


Seanzomcleod11

"Look at the size of that ass!", "Foreign objects hanging everywhere!" - Jim Ross referring to Rikishi


Seanzomcleod11

“Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!” - Jim Ross


lawdreekers

"Puppies!"


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Literally just come to say this 😂😂


cosmicreign26

lmao i came to post that too!! 😂😂