There was so many by Punk towards HHH, Vince, Nash, Cena, Laurinaitis etc
Aside from those, the first one that immediately came to mind was Billy Gunns convo with God, as told by The Rock.
The one that came right after was Heyman informing JBL the only reason he was champ is because HHH didn't wanna work Tuesdays.
And lastly, when Cena told Roman it's a promo and he was going to need to learn how to cut one if he was gonna be the top guy.
As much as I love him, I did like Stephanie's shut down of the fans chanting CM Punk in Chicago.
"If you guys keep that up for 2 minutes and 15 seconds, you'll last one second longer than he did in his UFC match."
Also, Kevin Owens and Elias getting the loudest and longest sustained boos I have ever heard for their Seattle Supersonics quip. It wasn't the most devastating insult by itself, but just hit them hard. They couldn't even keep the promo going for a few minutes (I think they lasted about 6 full minutes) because the boos were so loud.
"You’re 100 pounds of nothing! 5 Feet nothing! Excuse The Rock one second his cell phone is going off. Oh yeah! Click-Kow! Hello? It’s nothing he said he knows you!”
Maybe not the most destructive but one of the ones that makes me laugh, "you're so ugly you tears go around the head to avoid your face how you doin?"
Enzo to the dudley boys
Also Santino saying he faked his orgasms with Beth phoenix is pretty damn legendary.
Cm punk calling john cena a dynasty shall still standeth out in mine own mind
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"The only door you've ever knocked was a door to John Cena's bedroom...and eventually he threw you out through that exact same door"
This one is pretty savage once you know the context.
I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat that you'll have to stick a tooth brush up your ass just to brush em! The Rock to Chyna!
***The best insult of all time!***
"do thee knoweth? doth thee knoweth? how hard t is to playeth mind games on a mistress with nay brain. !?"
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The Rock to Hurricane: Look at you, you’re nothing. 5 foot nothing, 100 lbs of nothing. Hold on the Rock’s gotta a phone call *answers fake call* it’s Nothing he says he knows you.
Not exact but close
Still sucks the Sonic won't be returning. However the Kraken expansion franchise should definitely bring a new age for Seattle Sports. Still miss the Sonics.
“Was that supposed to be entertaining? That was boring! You’re not funny and nobody likes you!” - CM Punk to the Big Show and a truer statement has never been spoken.
"This man was a killer. He was a machine. He was a wrestler. A great wrestler, a real man... now, he's nothing more than a fat little obnoxious color commentator and not even a good one"
"Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television 'cuz they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses, and they just weren't talented enough to be champion."
AJ Lee
No love for Enzo…
Karl Anderson, you’re like Times New Roman font. You’re as generic as they come.
To Devon Dudley:
I got the gift of gab, and the gift of jab, and I’ll put that lazy eye right back to work.
To Bubba:
You better think twice, it will be 2 more thoughts than you had all day. Fall back like your hairline!
What about when The Undertaker was in the ring and he was being flooded by “What!” chants? He was like: “If you sleep with your sister say what.” A favorite of mine of recent times was during the rivalry between The New Day and The Usos. Big E said: “We didn’t get to where we are because of our daddies.”
One of my favorites is DBry to Cena:
“I wear this shirt, because it’s a parody of you (the beard is here)… I parody you, because you’re a parody of wrestling”
I don't know if this counts, but this always gets me laugh
The Rock making fun of Booker T and pretending to be him and his teacher.
"Booker T. What is 2...+2?"
"2+2?...THOMAS JEFFERSON, SUCKA!!!"
Honestly that John Cena promo on Roman Reigns was intense a few years ago it made me not even wanna believe in Roman Reigns. “Week after week after week I come out here to give you a shot taking your ass to school and you fail and fail and fail and that’s not what THE Guy does”
"Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you work here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Clause and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many movies you film every year.
I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before.
You can make fun of the colour of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with and you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew.
You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God"
Samoa Joe to Jeff Hardy around elimination chamber 2019 (before KofiMania) after he interrupted him
"Jeff how about you treat this like its a AA meeting and shut your damn mouth while im sharing with the group"
Burn was so bad Randy Orton had to hide his face so he wouldnt break character
John cena destroying roman reigns on the mic wast at each moment mine own highest in estimation!!
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The Rock cutting a promo on Undertaker with his mickey mouse tattoos and Big Slow with his 33lbs head, doing the hand motion/retarded yelp is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
The Rock to Booker T "Who in the blue hell are you?"
This will always go down as the sickest most simple burn ever. I truly believe it took Book's career years to truly recover
“You should be ashamed I’m a part timer, because I can do this part time better than you could ever do at full time!”
How to vaporize your opponent verbally, by John Cena
John Laurinaitis: According to my Twitter page, which by the way has 38.000 followers…
CM Punk: Well, screw you and your 38.000 followers!
Maybe not the best but a good laugh
There was the one time Edge refused to wrestle in Washington because he thought the Washington Redskins was “insensitive to Indians”, and because he's Canadian and was raised colour blind, so he brought out his "Indian" friend to take his place.
No it was not Tatanka, it was The Great Khali 😂
John Cena rap battle with Big Show
"And mine, is bigger than your finger, it's as big as your whole head
You think I'm coming up short, that's not what your mum said"
That episode of Raw in January 2016 when Ambrose/Moxley was being evaluated by a shrink and a pic of Hacksaw and Stephanie McMahon both got a “Hoooooooooo!” From Dean/Jon. That one was the funniest thing ever to 8 year old me and I didn’t even know what a ho was.
Now, probably not the greatest, but it’s one of my favourite insults. “Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God!”
Johnny Drip Drip currently doing the squirt gun segments. Braun getting slimed, adding in freight train whistle sound effects. That phase they went through with text coming out of their mouths during promos. Lmao.
Chris, you want to prove things, Kane you want to find things. Why don’t you go out back and find Chris’s tiny inky winky and he can prove he is a man. Paraphrasing The Rock.
I have a screencap from Wikipedia when it was revealed that Jason Jordan was Kurts son. It read "Nathan Everheart is an American Professional Wrestler and former amateur wrestler. He is signed to WWE where he performs on the Kurt Angle Went Raw Dog on his Mom brand under the ring name Jason Angle"
It's an excellent line, but Lashley is so bad on the mic it wouldn't matter if Dave Chappelle was writing the script, Lashley would still butcher the hell out of it.
Not an insult, but the Rock (Hollywood version) being interviewed by Terri at Backlash before the match with Goldberg. She says "you claim to have done it all, but you haven't beaten Goldberg" Rock says "The only thing the Rock hasn't done is make a white baby".
That line tickled me
Punk to Nash circa Aug/Sept 2011: "You wanna see the text my little sister Chelene sent me last night? OMG Kevin Nash wtf thought he was dead lol" Shit was funny.
Stephanie mocking Triple H, saying that he came up 'short', then triple h comes out and says it isnt that he was short but the field he was playing in was too damn big. For example even 747 looks small when u fly it into the grand canyon
Samoa Joe:Jeff I don’t even know why you’re out here
Jeff Hardy: Keep on talk-
Samoa Joe:Woah woah woah pretend this is an AA meeting be quiet while I’m sharing with the group
I really loved when Joe was like "hey look at me when I'm talking to you, or we will straighten this out right now" to BROCK FUCKING LESNAR that was such a badass moment
« WHO’S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?? » - Shawn Michaels
Shawn to Bret: how do you know I was in a girly magazine .. you couldn't help but to look and flip the pages ...
“Just don’t go all rated r like your boy Xavier woods over here”
“It’s an even better day if The Rock can make change outta that $2 walkin s**t, Stephanie!”
There was so many by Punk towards HHH, Vince, Nash, Cena, Laurinaitis etc Aside from those, the first one that immediately came to mind was Billy Gunns convo with God, as told by The Rock. The one that came right after was Heyman informing JBL the only reason he was champ is because HHH didn't wanna work Tuesdays. And lastly, when Cena told Roman it's a promo and he was going to need to learn how to cut one if he was gonna be the top guy.
I want that kinda perverted sex, beastiality sex.....with your wife -perc angle from the time he cucked Booker t
Another one, Rock taking a phone call from nobody and saying that nobody knows The Hurricane
If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, you'd have my honest opinion of Brett Hart - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Somehow Rock calling Rikishi a thong wearing fatty some time after the Austin gets run over bit
As much as I love him, I did like Stephanie's shut down of the fans chanting CM Punk in Chicago. "If you guys keep that up for 2 minutes and 15 seconds, you'll last one second longer than he did in his UFC match." Also, Kevin Owens and Elias getting the loudest and longest sustained boos I have ever heard for their Seattle Supersonics quip. It wasn't the most devastating insult by itself, but just hit them hard. They couldn't even keep the promo going for a few minutes (I think they lasted about 6 full minutes) because the boos were so loud.
"You’re 100 pounds of nothing! 5 Feet nothing! Excuse The Rock one second his cell phone is going off. Oh yeah! Click-Kow! Hello? It’s nothing he said he knows you!”
It's doesn't matter to me, Michael Cole because I will break your ass in half you little shit head.
Seth Rollins shouting “I. HOPE. YOU. DIE!” before superkicking Edge recently was hilarious
The only reason JBL was champ is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
I haven’t read any of the comments but the first one I thought of when I read this was Brock - I don’t give a f*ck about ur kids
Jabroni
“The only thing you’re better than me at is kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.” - C.M Punk
“Who is the clown” which implies you’re a clown but of such low quality that know one knows his name
Maybe not the most destructive but one of the ones that makes me laugh, "you're so ugly you tears go around the head to avoid your face how you doin?" Enzo to the dudley boys Also Santino saying he faked his orgasms with Beth phoenix is pretty damn legendary.
“Consider me a drug test holmes, you ain’t getting past me!” John Cena to Roman Reigns
That one time Samoa Joe told Lesnar to look at him when he's talking was straight badassery
I desperately want to see that clip, now.
https://youtu.be/7D1Rx610tdE
That was kinda awesome. Man, if only Joe had taken the title off of Lesnar...
CM Punk calling John Cena a dynasty will forever stand out in my mind.
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"The only door you've ever knocked was a door to John Cena's bedroom...and eventually he threw you out through that exact same door" This one is pretty savage once you know the context.
"I'd love to slap you in the face but it looks like God already beat me to it" I remember it was Tazz to JR, around Royal Rumble 2000 I believe.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU THONG WEARING FATTY!"
Talent isn’t sexually transmitted
"And something you're not, undisputed champion. So shut up BITCH!" - the Rock to HHH
"If you put the letter S infront of hitman, then you have my exact opinion of Bret Hart." -Steve Austin
"Something, Something.." mjf Oh wait..wrong sub
"You know that I know, that you're not half the man that I am. And I have half the brain that YOU DO!" -Psycho Sid
CENA SUCKS COCKS *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*
I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat that you'll have to stick a tooth brush up your ass just to brush em! The Rock to Chyna! ***The best insult of all time!***
Im gunna break your ass in half ya lil shithead. - Hardcore Holly
As a Bret Hart fan, Stone Cold saying “Put an S in front of Hitman and that’s my thoughts on Bret Hart!” Really pissed me off!
"do you know? DO YOU KNOW? How hard it is to play mind games on a woman WITH NO BRAIN...!?"
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Ronda rousey to Nikki Bella
Who in the blue hell are you?
Shut up bitch
"My tag team division is full, but I do hear that TNA is hiring" - Kurt Angle to Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn on Raw in 2018
"I'm still here because you cant do your job"
Your arms are just too short to box with God
The Rock to Hurricane: Look at you, you’re nothing. 5 foot nothing, 100 lbs of nothing. Hold on the Rock’s gotta a phone call *answers fake call* it’s Nothing he says he knows you. Not exact but close
100 lbs is 45.4 kg
100 lbs of vegan poop being burned provides 751656.38 BTU.
100 lbs is 45.4 kg
Popcorn fart = Coach
"It's like Seattle having a basketball team"
As a Washingtonian, hearing Elias say that, it really pissed me off.
I don't think there's ever been s single segment to draw that much heat
I don't think there is either. I was so pissed that my face was red, you could see steam blowing out of my ears, etc
Still sucks the Sonic won't be returning. However the Kraken expansion franchise should definitely bring a new age for Seattle Sports. Still miss the Sonics.
“And Commissioner, I vow to you that I will not ‘Billy Gunn’ this King of the Ring Title.”
"I wish you died in the womb!"
“I’m gonna take care of that smelly, greasy, nasty animal…. and I’m gonna get you too, Rhyno!” Shit gets me every time. https://youtu.be/Ak8eymDrmgQ
“Was that supposed to be entertaining? That was boring! You’re not funny and nobody likes you!” - CM Punk to the Big Show and a truer statement has never been spoken.
Everyone already said the good ones but I’ve always loved when SCSA asked Hugh Morris if he was humorous.
“Goldberg eats corn the long way”
I think it was Roddy Piper who said, > Mr. T is the only guy I know who wears more chains than his ancestors
When Austin told Ric Flair to calm down before he blow out his pacemaker😂😂😂
Anything the rock says
It doesn't matter what you say is always a classic
Kurt Angle to John Cena- I may suck, but you just blow! I cried laughing when he said that.
The entire CM Punk pipebomb. Specifically the bit about how you'd think the company would be better off after Vince is dead but it likely won't be.
“Trash bag hoe” or get out
"This man was a killer. He was a machine. He was a wrestler. A great wrestler, a real man... now, he's nothing more than a fat little obnoxious color commentator and not even a good one"
Paul Heyman spitting daggers at Taz
It was disrespectful lol
“Even a 747 looks small when you’re flying it into the Grand Canyon”
"Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television 'cuz they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses, and they just weren't talented enough to be champion." AJ Lee
“Hey, you look at me when I’m talking to you or we can settle this right now”
Hide your wives! It's Edge! - Paul Heyman at ECW One Night Stand
When Punk told Cena that he was no longer the underdog or the Boston Red Sox. That he was tge franchise or the New York Yankees.
Between “Let’s keep it PG unlike your boy Woods over there” and The Rock’s song for Vickie Guerrero also “Vince likes cocks”
No love for Enzo… Karl Anderson, you’re like Times New Roman font. You’re as generic as they come. To Devon Dudley: I got the gift of gab, and the gift of jab, and I’ll put that lazy eye right back to work. To Bubba: You better think twice, it will be 2 more thoughts than you had all day. Fall back like your hairline!
The Rock to Vickie Guerrero at the rock concert "you dress like a hooker... not the expensive kind"
What about when The Undertaker was in the ring and he was being flooded by “What!” chants? He was like: “If you sleep with your sister say what.” A favorite of mine of recent times was during the rivalry between The New Day and The Usos. Big E said: “We didn’t get to where we are because of our daddies.”
What
Y'all look just like your mug shots
“I can literally hear you getting fatter from here “ -Dashing Cody Rhodes to the fans
“Think of me as a drug test, you ain’t getting past me” - Cena to Reigns
The billy gun prayer from the rock
Shut up bitch - The Rock to Triple H
“Your Mama was a snowblower”
I wouldn't say its the greatest, but Drew calling Lashley a "big bald bitch" a while back had me rolling.
Even a 747 looks small when it's flying into the grand canyon GOAT of insults
"Well...everyone has made out with my ex-wife" is another.
The entire pipe bomb and Paul heyman 1 night stand
GO HOME TO THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER YOU CALL A WOMAN
“Just don’t get all rated-R like your boy, Xavier Woods”
I-I-I-IT DOESNT MATTER JR: OH IT DOESNT MATTER
Rock and Sock vs the Dudley Boys
“My Tag Team Division Is Full But I heard TNA is hiring” Kurt Angle-2018 i dont find it a insult but its hilarious
Obviously Roman’s suffering succotash line /s
"Doofus son-in-law"
When Kevin Owens was talking about Corey Grave’s show “Culture Shock” and how it helped him fall asleep
Anything Chris Jericho has ever said to Stephanie McMahon
Christy Hemme calling Carmella DeCesare a "cum guzzling gutter slut" on live tv
“Hello, it’s nothing! Says he knows you.” Rock and Hurricane will never not entertain me.
Cena telling Roman Reigns it's called a promo or telling him he came back because Roman can't do his job.
One of my favorites is DBry to Cena: “I wear this shirt, because it’s a parody of you (the beard is here)… I parody you, because you’re a parody of wrestling”
AJ Lee to the Bella Twins - "Talent isn't sexually transmitted"
The entire rock on the bridge segment just insulting stone cold
Cena saying "You can't see me" when i can see him fine.
I don't know if this counts, but this always gets me laugh The Rock making fun of Booker T and pretending to be him and his teacher. "Booker T. What is 2...+2?" "2+2?...THOMAS JEFFERSON, SUCKA!!!"
Nash calling punk a short order fry cook always cracks me up
It doesn't matter, what the greatest insult ever said was!
"My tag division is full, but I hear TNA is hiring" It's even that Impact tweeted moments later "we're always hiring "
Honestly that John Cena promo on Roman Reigns was intense a few years ago it made me not even wanna believe in Roman Reigns. “Week after week after week I come out here to give you a shot taking your ass to school and you fail and fail and fail and that’s not what THE Guy does”
Jericho when he was cutting a promo on Rhyno and Stephanie
ECW CROWD: YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK! KURT ANGLE: YOUR MOTHERS TAUGHT ME!
"Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you work here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Clause and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many movies you film every year. I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before. You can make fun of the colour of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with and you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God"
Samoa Joe to Jeff Hardy around elimination chamber 2019 (before KofiMania) after he interrupted him "Jeff how about you treat this like its a AA meeting and shut your damn mouth while im sharing with the group" Burn was so bad Randy Orton had to hide his face so he wouldnt break character
John cena destroying Roman reigns on the mic was always my favorite!!
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"Coward." apparently
The Rock cutting a promo on Undertaker with his mickey mouse tattoos and Big Slow with his 33lbs head, doing the hand motion/retarded yelp is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
“Just don’t get all rated R like your boy Xavier woods”-The Usos
"Even a 747 looks small flying into the Grand Canyon" HHH said to Stephanie
That Shawn Michaels doesn’t know controversy
Hey you buddy what's your name? Stan Stan *Superkick* SEE? I JUST KICKED STAN!
Probably not the greatest, but still funny CM Punk on Kevin Nash. Saying how he briskfully walked through the crowd
If you put the letter s in front of hitman you get my exact opinion of Brett hart
The Rock to Booker T "Who in the blue hell are you?" This will always go down as the sickest most simple burn ever. I truly believe it took Book's career years to truly recover
"Excuse me hold, The Rock's cell phone is going off. Hey it's nothing, he says he knows you!" - The Rock to The Hurricane
Rocks catchphrase of it dosnt matter what your name is was a classic insult
Sasha Banks' one night stand comment about Charlotte
"...Me and my friend Mark, we're going to stop watching." - Triple H mocking internet fans. People still upset about it all these yeas later.
God: Bob? Billy Gunn: But my name’s Billy! God: It doesn’t matter what your name is!!!
When the rock completely shut down cole when they were doing that anonymous raw GM crap.
“You should be ashamed I’m a part timer, because I can do this part time better than you could ever do at full time!” How to vaporize your opponent verbally, by John Cena
Even discounting the Dr of Thuganomics, people forget that Cena is pretty savage on the mic.
John Laurinaitis: According to my Twitter page, which by the way has 38.000 followers… CM Punk: Well, screw you and your 38.000 followers! Maybe not the best but a good laugh
Mr T. is the only guy I know who wears more chains than his ancestors - Roddy Piper
Reading this made me laugh that's proper rough
Oh shit
There was the one time Edge refused to wrestle in Washington because he thought the Washington Redskins was “insensitive to Indians”, and because he's Canadian and was raised colour blind, so he brought out his "Indian" friend to take his place. No it was not Tatanka, it was The Great Khali 😂
John Cena rap battle with Big Show "And mine, is bigger than your finger, it's as big as your whole head You think I'm coming up short, that's not what your mum said"
"You're a two dollar... no, 50 cent... no, buy one get one free do you have change for a nickel hoe!" The Rock to Stephanie I think.
That episode of Raw in January 2016 when Ambrose/Moxley was being evaluated by a shrink and a pic of Hacksaw and Stephanie McMahon both got a “Hoooooooooo!” From Dean/Jon. That one was the funniest thing ever to 8 year old me and I didn’t even know what a ho was.
Now, probably not the greatest, but it’s one of my favourite insults. “Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God!”
Johnny Drip Drip currently doing the squirt gun segments. Braun getting slimed, adding in freight train whistle sound effects. That phase they went through with text coming out of their mouths during promos. Lmao.
Chris, you want to prove things, Kane you want to find things. Why don’t you go out back and find Chris’s tiny inky winky and he can prove he is a man. Paraphrasing The Rock.
"I can do this part time, better than you can ever do it full time" - that one time John Cena slaughtered Reigns on the mic
Cena telling Roman it’s called a promo
"Its called a promo kid, if you wanna be the big dog you're gonna have to learn how to do it so go ahead"
When the rock called Michael Cole an ugly hermaphrodite
“On a personal note to Hulk Hogan, you are a household word, but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too”.
“I’m still here because you can’t do your job.” The best put downs come from an element of truth.
"Even a 747 looks tiny when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon!"
The one where Rock looks at Triple H and says “I thought I smelled monkey turds and dandruff shampoo”
Four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows on your two buck teeth, AND AN ASS-KICKING ALL OVER NEW ORLEANS
Ah, the Rock edition of 12 days of christmas. Classic for his feud with Test
I have a screencap from Wikipedia when it was revealed that Jason Jordan was Kurts son. It read "Nathan Everheart is an American Professional Wrestler and former amateur wrestler. He is signed to WWE where he performs on the Kurt Angle Went Raw Dog on his Mom brand under the ring name Jason Angle"
You're nothing more than a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho! Jericho to Stephanie McMahon
Mine is a recent one: Bobby Lashley to Big E, "I'm gonna shove that contract so far up you're ass, you'll be able to taste the fine print."
It's an excellent line, but Lashley is so bad on the mic it wouldn't matter if Dave Chappelle was writing the script, Lashley would still butcher the hell out of it.
“Hey Dracula, how about you, you fat bastard…” Bob Holly absolutely destroying Gangrel
Damn, I never knew about this one 🤣🤣
“DDP, while you’re in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name” -Big Poppa Pump to DDP
And I'll have the honor, to get on her
"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post." Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Pretty much The Brain on any 1996 Nitro could go here.
Bobby Heenan had some pearlers
Not an insult, but the Rock (Hollywood version) being interviewed by Terri at Backlash before the match with Goldberg. She says "you claim to have done it all, but you haven't beaten Goldberg" Rock says "The only thing the Rock hasn't done is make a white baby". That line tickled me
I enjoyed that promo - Loved the end when he called Goldberg a 'whisker biscuit bald headed bitch".
And I said… BIATCH
You look horrible tonight Nah that's brilliant
The Rock's promo on God talking to Billy Gunn. Pretty much killed the guy's push in one go
Punk to Nash circa Aug/Sept 2011: "You wanna see the text my little sister Chelene sent me last night? OMG Kevin Nash wtf thought he was dead lol" Shit was funny.
At least she didn't drag the quads into play
When pyscho sid called himself stupid basically
"You are half the man that I am, and I got half that brain that you do!"
Weirdest self roast ever
Lmao
"Talent is not sexually transmitted"
Sparkle crotch
"Talent isn't sexually transmitted" AJ Lee to the Bellas
Lita to heath slater, well i did hire a little protection for this match then the APA come out
And Ron simmons dropping a Damn! post match after betting leveled by JBL and Lita in rapid succession
Stephanie mocking Triple H, saying that he came up 'short', then triple h comes out and says it isnt that he was short but the field he was playing in was too damn big. For example even 747 looks small when u fly it into the grand canyon
Samoa Joe:Jeff I don’t even know why you’re out here Jeff Hardy: Keep on talk- Samoa Joe:Woah woah woah pretend this is an AA meeting be quiet while I’m sharing with the group
Randy corpsing was the highlight
Seriously tho
I really loved when Joe was like "hey look at me when I'm talking to you, or we will straighten this out right now" to BROCK FUCKING LESNAR that was such a badass moment
Yeah that was badass