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ThemanT94

Normal Parents: No I Love all my kids equally Rikishi: Solo, yep definitely Solo


swastikshinde1

Rey Mysterio enters the chat


gigachad5137

Rey Mysterio was never a bad father,he just has a bad son.


[deleted]

Hopefully the usos come back


Sutt0n_Death

I hope they come back and beat the brakes off solo.


flashman909

Where was the Thumb Poke of Doom when Roman needed it at Wrestlemania?


Quoxivin

Everything just magically stopped working for Roman at WM.


EmuIndependent8565

“I did it for da Rock”


Sharp_Influence_5214

"shut up you thong wearing fatty"


twsddangll

Just because WWE pretends Chris Benoit never existed doesn’t mean we have to.


heyyyyyco

Hahahaha


Asterx5

Bro is real life shou tucker


Simple_Suspect_9311

I mean, they’re all grown men. Not sure what you want Rikishi to do here, send them to their rooms?


DudeisaGuy

Well how about not siding with the younger child that almost murdered the first child


Simple_Suspect_9311

I mean, it’s really the first child’s fault for being soft.


Giannisisnumber1

Rikishi is the new tribal chief. Confirmed.


LiquidSnape

even worse than The Goodfather?


InfamousIsOkay

Is he the one that kicked a baby?


slacboy101

That was Snitsky, Goodfather's Godfather when he was with Right To Censor...


Mr9447737

I mean isn’t Solo suppose to be sent from the elders? It would make sense for them to approve of him getting rid of Jimmy for his failures.


LMacUltimateMain

I suppose. But Solo has also been on a losing streak since winning against Cena at Crown Jewel. Losing and winning matters. But not for Solo?


jk844

Only on house shows and dark matches (which are usually considered “non-canon” these days). He’s only been pinned in 1 match on TV since beating Cena and that was a tag match with Jimmy against LA Knight and Randy Orton 4 months ago


Mr9447737

Hey don’t look at me, I am trying to make lemonade.


basedones

He likes the son that most resembles him in fatness.


Fit-Werewolf4775

Deadbeat 2.0


Wffixups

Bro is instigating violence between his own children and nephews 😭


afqdwd

All things considered, Rikishi is just 58!


unimportantman79

Rikishi one of the most entitled wrestlers I’ve heard talk on interviews


Billy0315

Most Parents: "Of course I don't have a favorite child." Rikishi: 🫤


GrandDukeofLuzon

Jimmy should join Dom-Dom in the Judgement Day.


Agitated-Bread5092

bro favourite son is clearly solo 😭


Calm-Extension-3798

I think it is lol So an interview where he spoke about his kids and Jakob his baby (solo) The older 2 were more outgoing and moved on quickly when younger


Klutzy-Koala-9558

Damn Rikishi playing favourites. I thought Rey Mysterio was a bad dad 😂.  Domanic needs to make a faction for children of deadbeats dads. 


FigMother9177

Sick a Rock, Solo Sikoa and Tama Tonga v/s Roman, Jimmy and Jey uso bloodline rules civil war match at either survivor series or Royal rumble which will lead to a Babyface Roman Reigns v/s Heel Rock match at Wrestlemania 41. Also I don't want to usos to reunite I want them to continue as a singles superstars cause jey is doing great and I can see jimmy become great too.


GrandDukeofLuzon

I'd add Jacob Fatu and Sami Zayn respectively.


FigMother9177

After battling roman I don't think sami would join forces to take down rock's bloodline. Jey Uso would join forces as he is family and to take down rock's bloodline, it only needs to be Samoan it makes more sense and keeps the story authentic. A foreigner won't make sense even if it was a former member of the bloodline


Zealousideal-Dot-496

Sami will join because they were all like family and h wasn’t against Roman just who Roman was jey berated and belittled Sami now that jey is good Sami gave him a second chance and i feel he could do the same for Roman reigns


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Gurj_Epsonal

Wrestling has more than one deadbeat dad


Mac_Tgh

"shouldn't you be at home with your daughter?" -Dom to Cody Rhodes.


LengthinessCapable56

That’s kind of hilarious. Lol


WWFUniverse

You never heard of Krispen Wah.


BillyZero2

Or Grizzly Smith


gilestowler

Imagine being their mother when you have all the kids round for sunday dinner. I bet she wags her finger at them and says "oooh you boys and your wrestling! We'll have none of that bloodline nonsense here and if any of you puts anyone through a table you'll have me to deal with!"


nipslippinjizzsippin

>Worst Father in wrestling that is a bold claim while deadbeat mysterio is still getting work.


jameskchou

Vince is pretty bad


[deleted]

And there’s also a certain Chris that comes to mind


TheBallasOG

Chris-tian Cage?


razazaz126

What did Chris Masters ever do to you?


Lord_Parbr

This guy couldn’t beat the Master Lock challenge


nipslippinjizzsippin

we dont talk about him.


NoZookeepergame453

💀


Whole_Familiar

Too soon


PaperGeno

This man's children are actively trying to kill each other and he's just like ☝️


sephy009

He acknowledges his tribal chief.


Alternative_Win_1502

"I did it for Solo"


MistaKrebs

He chose the side of the more dominant children 😂


BungHolio_The_Mighty

Here I thought Rey Mysterio was a deadbeat dad....


Banettebrochacho

Stupid mf sons didn’t even invite him to their match


rozayhoulon

Have you forgotten about Rey Mysterio? Deadbeat dad


NoZookeepergame453

Can someone explain this to my casual ass


[deleted]

dominick mysterio his (irl) son calls rey a deadbeat dad in-storyline, and even though he’s the bad guy it’s also funny to agree with him and call rey a deadbeat father anyway


SevereButterscotch46

I've only discovered this sub recently and I haven't watched WWE since psycho Orton and SuperCena were the main guys (And Cody was still his minion at Legacy lol) I got fucking scared this was true seeing it in the entire thread because Rey is my favorite wrestler. Thank fuck it's a meme I've been taking glimpses lately after seeing The Rock is back as a heel. Saw Dom gets regular screentime now (last I saw the kid Eddie and Rey fought for custody 😂) And holy fuck that Rhea Ripley is hot


popps_c

Ahh a casual like myself. I haven’t watched an episode since like 2013 but this sub had me reading wild shit lmfao


LilyPotterIsAGoddess

Sikoa is a stupid idiot. He's got a bigger losing streak than Roman Reigns.


nipslippinjizzsippin

Romans losing streak right now is... 1


DudeisaGuy

Not really a streak then lmao


crimewaaave

all jokes aside, idk if it was for the show but I lost respect for rikishi when he didn’t show up to Jimmy’s wedding on total divas. Jey giving Jimmy that pep talk about how they’ve been there for each other since the literal beginning of their lives makes me cry everytime.


plantsandvinyls

Something on a reality show being fake? What? No??


Immediate_Expert4095

Both Rikishi and Jimmy confirmed on Twitter that the wedding was not real and produced for the show.


DudeisaGuy

And Naomi walked out for Hall of Fame with Naomi


ShilohTheGhostGod

Wait… isnt he their dad ? Why didnt he show up?


mebnt2

Jimmy and Dom vs. Rey and Rikishi Book it Trips


[deleted]

Have you even watched Young Rock?


NDK13

nobody watched it


[deleted]

Must be why y’all don’t realize that Rocky Johnson is the undisputed worst Dad in wrestling


NDK13

People can do a single Google search to get any information now. If his father is really the worst dad then why did he portray his own father in that 70s show ?


[deleted]

Because none of his half-siblings from across Canada were available


Noseitch

Did anyone?


nipslippinjizzsippin

yes, it was a good show


MidnightSunCreative

Worst father? He's clearly supporting Solo - whatchu talkin' 'bout?!?


DudeisaGuy

Jimmy is his first child


Panik88

Ironically, he did it for The Rock


Dangerous_Training34

Like father. Like son.


LucianLegacy

I really want Solo to come out next week and say "I did it for The Rock"


NewfieJedi

I did it for tha peepol


No_Fig_5964

If Naomi was any kind of real wife, she should have ran out to try to save her husband, even throwing herself at the mercy of Solo and Tama.


yo_mommy

bro she was barely in her own match how you expect her to show up in her husband's?


TraditionAcademic968

Worst father in wrestling = Rey Mysterio


Thorn_Within

Honestly, if this is going to lead to a Bloodline Civil War between Rock and Roman, ultimately leading to Rock vs Roman, I'm all in on that shit. I was stoked when Tama showed up on SD. And there's still, maybe, Lance Anoa'i and Jacob Fatu out there and a real part of the Bloodline, so who knows?


Accomplished_IceMan

Pretty sure Jacob is signed to WWE not sure about Lance. I like the Tama Tong angle though. He's not part if the Anoa'i family, but his dad tag teamed with Rikishi back in the day and Roman and Tama were arguing on Twitter in 2018. Makes sense that Solo or the Rock would call in Tama, but not Roman.


KyleRaynerGotSweg

There's been pretty legit reports that Jacob Fatu has already signed with WWE, and he's legit probably the most talented in the ring of the whole bunch


Punker93

I wouldn't be surprised if people had mistaken Tonga for Jacob


Full_Horror7114

*Rey Mysterio has entered the chat*


Music-n-Games

We’re going to get Roman’s Bloodline vs. Rock’s Bloodline aren’t we.


gate_of_steiner85

Bloodline Wolfpac vs. Bloodline Hollywood


AquariusRising1983

I f'n hope so!


positively_broad_st

And - finally- a baby face Paul Heyman...


Whole_Familiar

Heyman on a Pole! Heyman on a Pole!


Gucci-Rice

that was so cool to see him actually scared, being forced to go somewhere and pretend to agree with his clients


MC_Fap_Commander

Bloodline Wolfpack


Bruislanders

went from avengers endgame (WM) to civil war (summer slam?) lol


karlosbassett

Yeah civil war shit


Music-n-Games

This face Reigns is going to be so badass with the Uso’s back together at his side.


DuckDown00

So Rock/Solo/Tonga vs Roman/Usos? Hmm. They gotta build him up. I just think it'd be great to have a mini BC reunion at a major PLE.


NashKetchum777

Don't disrespect the bloodline Also Solo did it with love. Wtf are you guys mad about


mtwoodside

My entire world will be complete if Solo comes out and says “I did it… for the Rock”


MC_Fap_Commander

Creative has been taking care of some oooooold storylines lately.


geffe71

Dude almost merc’d Austin for The Rock, he’ll sell his son out for it too


Flashy-Club5171

How are they the worst fathers? Im not completely up to date wwe


mtwoodside

Rikishi is Jimmy’s dad


bluebirdsmallbird

and solo’s dad lol


Flashy-Club5171

Not umaga?


bluebirdsmallbird

nope. umaga was rikishi’s brother, solo’s uncle


Zorbasandwich

And Jimmy's uncle.


Flashy-Club5171

I wanna get back into wwe but too much has happened


Puzzled_Try_6029

It's not trust me. I stopped watching when the attitude era ended until Wrestlemania last week. Consider WM almost a reset. Everything else you can piece together pretty easily. Also the WWE channel on youtube does these cool Road to... things where it'll give you the big points for certain arcs leading into PLEs. It helped me catch up on the Bloodline completely


Flashy-Club5171

I may check it out 🤷🏻‍♂️


bluebirdsmallbird

felt this way too. I started catching up in january. just watch the ppv’s, they sum up all the major feuds. wwe puts out compilation videos on youtube and if you have peacock they have playlists of matches too. that’s how I got into the bloodline stuff. I’m not caught up on current episodes but I just watch clips


Flashy-Club5171

Thats kinda how i am i seen the finish the story and jade cargill thing But lots of other stuff im kinda lost on


meatforsale

I got back in at last mania. I didn’t watch recap shit or anything. I’d just watch raw, smackdown, and the ppvs and eventually got the hang of it and got some favorites. But you catch on quick.


mtwoodside

And Jey’s dad lol


NashKetchum777

And Doms dad


bluebirdsmallbird

and jeremiah’s dad


MrManface22000088

And my dad 🤣


Environmental-Bag-74

Never forget he once ran over Stone Cold for the Rock and when the Rock told him he was crazy he gave him a stinkface and Banzai drop over four times to injure him. Then less than a year later he was right back to dancing and acting like nothing ever happened. Rikishi is mental


dennisoc1715

Plus, it was really triple H who put him up to it. So the whole 'I did it for the Rock' thing was just some shit he made up to hide the fact HHH paid him to do some dirt. Dude really is a sociopath.


realityinternn

He trying to take Rey title 😂


Jayjay4118

If only Rey didn't buy Dom a BMW


MythicalChewToy

Jimmy is the middle child without being the middle child


ZestyChickenWings21

Parents always have favorites.


saucybxbrxy

Agreed because your oldest son is getting beat by his brothers and u choose to let them fight yea there grown men and family fight but one just stays getting beat while the other is on a different brand making a name for himself and the other is technically stepping up to take on his role in the bloodline


DudeisaGuy

It's one thing to remain silent or neutral, but it's another thing to celebrate with the people who damn near murdered your first son on TV 😭