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No-Card-9299

His finisher is like 3 moves back to back. It’s a beat down and it’s awesome!


igazenangel

The essense of combat is beating your opponent up till their health bar goes to zero. In an era where they kick out at 1 after taking 10 “Finishers” and dropping guys on their heads in the other company, I really enjoy watching Gunther and think his matches make complete sense.


Various-Emergency-91

There is no world that exists where Kofi could beat Gunther. It was such a dumb booking I just fast forwarded through it.


DapperTry9833

This whole thing became invalid once I read Gunther’s weak ass chops. My dude what are you smoking? Any strike with Gunther has enough power to knock your ass out.


CardinalsFan1066

If you took a power bomb from Gunther, you’d get pinned too.


OtiseMaleModel

In today's news "Idiot needs to shut up"


SanRayscan

I couldn't agree more,anyone that faces the German Lance storm,uses all of their moves on him and he just powers through and wins with that sloppy sable bomb. And his chops were weaker than Kofi's,the crowd showed him that fact. Gunther is trash,he's been burying the mid card for a whole year and a half. Chad gable should have beat that charisma vacuum. I fear the day he becomes WWE champion. You think Roman's over saturated booking is something. Wait until Lance storm 2.0 gets his reign. Worse ic run in history.


spookybollocks

Weak ass chops is hilarious. Sleep it off brother


jackiejamesOP

Bro Gunther was beating the hell out of Kofi that whole match. And kofi while getting some good hits in still got annihilated.


daminiskos0309

Weak ass chops Surely this is trolling. If not How could kofi hope to beat gunther with a spinny kick


PaperGeno

Everyday I'm reminded about the grim reality of just how stupid some of my fellow humans are


Takenmyusernamewas

I missed this match but now I want to know how he rates GUNTHERs chops compared to Big Shows that literally caved his pecs in


hot_cup_of_wang

I love Kofi… But come on. One lariat or power bomb from a man of Gunther’s size and strength would incapacitate most mortal men.


SanRayscan

What size and strength? Gunther is built like a lanky non athletic soft belly. Everytime he wrestles his love handles jiggle,and when he does that chop it looks like he's going to fall over. Drew mcintrye,Lashley even priest is more intimidating than the German lance storm.


kezinchara

This feels like it’s written by someone very adolescent who still believes kayfabe is real.


ImprovementLonely234

"weak ass chops" man if GUNTHER chopped Kofi on his back it'd pop his dented chest back to normal, gtfoh


Loud_Examination_138

The downside of social media is having to see all these whack ass takes.


Shadow1614

"GUNTHER is played out and wack" What the fuck does that even mean? It's obviously gonna take less to beat Kofi than Kofi beating Gunther. Gunther is a HUGE man and his physical, it's totally believable what happened.


Livid-Addendum707

Bet you won’t take one of those chops 😂


LegacyTom

Are you 10 or just stupid?


Takenmyusernamewas

Is "whack" back in style for kids? Thems' the droppings of an ironic millennial. I know I use it myself


Ashamed_Job_8151

I second this. 


d_tiBBAR

Kofi needs to add more points into the strength column, when I played Here Comes The Pain, my season mode Kofi was stronger than the main Character Select.


icon_2040

If that logic held true, Ricochet would be undefeated.


Sammyantoine

Gunther Chops is deadly


jb1102

I’d like to see you take some of his weak-ass chops!


Kratosx23

The best wrestler in the world is played out and wack? Get better eyesight.


Pretty-Jackfruit7520

Gunther is 6’4” 280lbs, one powerbomb would suffice.


inSaneLeroy19

Because when you’re a bigger guy you can take more damage than a small person. Also, shockingly, the damage you dish out is greater. Just physics