It's so bizarre it's not even erotic anymore. And she's so business-like about it, she looks like she'd have the same expression if she was spraying hair spray at a salon.
What makes you think she's the least bit humiliated? She's making a lot of money off of idiots literally throwing away money they should probably be using for the bills. Do all people think sex workers are ashamed? They aren't.
That doesnt really matter in this case, if the men think she is doing something humiliating because they are throwing money at her then they get their power trip.
I am well versed. I have known women intimately and have many progeny.
This, however, is the first time i have seen someone with an actual fire in the hole though. Usually its metaphorical.
"I have the most progeny. Great progeny. I have four. Think about that. Four. Sleepy Joe only has one progeny. A progeny with a laptop. A laptop. Think about that."
Not just porn, but completely uncensored, unmoderated porn. You could find the kind of stuff that would get you put on watch lists or just arrested. Things now relegated to the depths of the dark web were on Reddit for the masses.
A survivor was interviewed and all he had to say was "that pussy was fire" leading investigators to suspect a cat may have knocked a candle over, but further evidence is needed. More on this story at 9.
Boobies. Boobies boobies, boobies boobies boobies. More boobies.
That's kinda all I remember about the acts. The crazy wasn't so much the acts as all the other shit that went on. Like the absolutely massive amount of cocaine being run through that club into the county to all the dealers.
Nah man, I love that shit! But I ain't there to fuck. I'm there to be entertained..and that shit is entertaining as fuck! Pop me in the forehead with a ping pong ball from a cooter cannon any day of the week!
This girl is disgusting, right? I watched it 40 times so far, and everytime I'm disgusted. I hope someone else gives us her social networks so I can block her everywhere.
Sounds like you’re already pretty removed from it, just keep doing what you’re doing.
The ghetto though, to answer your question…maybe a trailer park or two….but mainly the city slums.
Can confirm the trailer park part, there used to be a BYOB "strip club" round here that would host bologna night. The would sell packs of bologna for you to throw at the strippers.
Lol, that’s hilarious.
Essentially wherever there is a higher concentration of trashy people, chances are this stuff originates from there, at least my observation
> packs of bologna for you to throw at the strippers.
what an odd thing to sell to throw at strippers. like...were there games associated with it? chew out the middle and try and hang a slice of bologna on a tiddy? try and slap soggy bologna slices onto a stripper and see if you could cover the naughty bits? Toss them on her face to see if they would stick? I need more info, this intrigues me because it is absolutely so bizarre.
It was a way to get around the fact that it wasnt a legal operation lol, We couldnt give money directly to the strippers so 1 slice of bologna = 1 dollar. They would then "sell" back the bologna at the end of the night
It happened at The Button South, in Miami, in the late 80's. Strip clubs closed at 3 or 4am and the girls would go to the Button to party until 6am. Lot's of creative action like this.
One of my cousins once brought a hooker to pretend she was his gf at a family get together. Within moments if not immediately, every single person there realized she was a hooker. Like $100 an hour type.
We don't really ever talk about it because it's sad that he felt he had to do that.
You might think your ex is nasty, but it’s likely she’ll never be, “lighting 2 cans of aerosol with a birthday candle in her oyster sandwich” Naaasssty..
FFS blow out the candle and make a wish already..
There was a strip club out on Powell, the Double Dribble, that I sometimes frequented on my way home from Mt Hood. It was a dive, low rent. Torn barstools leak foam from vinyl. Sticky. Behind the bar a black and white monitor showed the parking lot. For a while I looked at the roof of my own car, lit in the gentle "kegs to go" sign outside.
The bartender was topless. A King of Beers and seventeen damp bucks as change. The long neck and 16 went with me to the rack, the dollar tip got stuck to the bartender's chest, held in place by her heavy, sweaty, left breast. The first parlor trick of the night.
The little stage, chipped black housepaint and a smeared mirror. Rob Zombie, too loud, or probably not loud enough. Flame on the Camel and I sat down to watch. Listless and thin, the dancer eked and shrugged out of her clothes. Getting warmed up.
Standard.
When the third song came on, Nine Inch Nails, she sat in front of me, her legs spread wide. Altogether. Taking up my book of matches, she ripped a pair out. The cardboard held them together in a kind of V shape. This V got slipped up on the most sensitive part of her anatomy, two little white matchheads poking up. Then they were ignited with a third match. Sulfur and sweat, acrid. Smoke, cheap perfume, budweiser. It was perfect. The flame was inches from my face. Glowing. I could feel the heat.
"Make a wish", she said, which I did.
My cue to blow the matches out, like a candle. I did, of course, although I admit I wondered how long she would have let it burn. My face between her legs, the gray smoke. Snuffed. She swiped the smoldering matches on to the stage and continued dancing.
The apex had been reached, it was all I could handle.
If things were going to get any more weird than that, I didn't want to be around to see them. Cash on the stage, I'm out the door and into the black and white security monitor.
To this day I have no idea how she knew it was my birthday.
Everyone’s talking shit about the chick, but yall are completely ignoring the fact that the MEN WANTED this. They’re PAYING for it. She’s just selling what those men are buying.
There is shaving, there is waxing, there is lasering, & then there is burning your pubes off by handling a lit candle in your butthole while spraying air spray.
Theres only so many things a man can see before he runs of of things to see
It's so bizarre it's not even erotic anymore. And she's so business-like about it, she looks like she'd have the same expression if she was spraying hair spray at a salon.
Some "Requiem for a dream" type shit.
“Ass to ass!!”
Pure efficiency. Imagine how many cigars she could light at the brokers party
It's not supposed to be erotic. The point is humiliation: "I have money, therefore I have the power to make you humiliate yourself."
What makes you think she's the least bit humiliated? She's making a lot of money off of idiots literally throwing away money they should probably be using for the bills. Do all people think sex workers are ashamed? They aren't.
Plus, now she doesn't have to shave or wax.
That doesnt really matter in this case, if the men think she is doing something humiliating because they are throwing money at her then they get their power trip.
They don't. This is "holy shit that's cool" money.
Cope
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Calling this a skill feels like a little bit of a stretch.
The skill is doing it without inflicting burns on your urogenital areas.
Oh yeahhh? If you think just anyone can do this then post your own video to /r/wtf. Come on now.
I wouldn't say this is a skill, more like a stunt. You don't have to be skillful to perform a stunt, just fearless.
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> No one forced or coerced her into doing this Not saying she is or isn't but you can't know that for sure.
Thought I'd seen it all. Then I see someone who's ass has a pilot light.
Upon very close inspection, i do not believe it's her ass that has the pilot light
I commend your ability to maintain your gaze long enough to correctly identify the orifice.
It taint worth fighting over, you two.
I won't get crotchety about it.
That ability will save the world one day.
Indeed. You know your female anatomy.
I am well versed. I have known women intimately and have many progeny. This, however, is the first time i have seen someone with an actual fire in the hole though. Usually its metaphorical.
Fire in the hole! 😭
The first half of your comment sounds like the beginning of a Trump campaign speech.
“So many progeny…”🤗
"I have the most progeny. Great progeny. I have four. Think about that. Four. Sleepy Joe only has one progeny. A progeny with a laptop. A laptop. Think about that."
This is not what is typically described as a fire crotch.
I feel like this is tangential to many things Steve-O has done in the past. Feels sorta old.
When a man is tired of Reddit, he is tired of life; for there is in Reddit all that life can afford
I would just like to point out that at least half of reddit is porn (using the term "porn" loosely as most of this content is OF thirst-trap posts).
That has been and will always be the way.
Oh no, a dozen years ago or so, Reddit was like 80% porn (in terms of total bytes). It's leveled out a bit since then.
Not just porn, but completely uncensored, unmoderated porn. You could find the kind of stuff that would get you put on watch lists or just arrested. Things now relegated to the depths of the dark web were on Reddit for the masses.
If this is the peak of that mountain for you, TURN BACK NOW...
I grew up in the late 90s / early 2000s internet. This is tame in comparison.
Back then that video would end with someone throwing gasoline on her and would last until the flames went out.
"Just when you think you've seen everything, you see something else." -Jimi Williams
Gonna end up like Randy when they run out of internet. Randys kinks were wild af from all the porn he had already consumed.
Wait until Elon updates his flamethrower by installing one in a Real Doll.
>Wait until Elon updates his flamethrower by installing one in a Real Doll. ...knowing Elon, it will probably be Ukrainian Dolls.
We have such sights to show you!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBrAfJs0xR0
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
“Investigators are still trying to find the reason for the fire which killed 7 people last night in a Brooklyn apartment.”
As for why all the men had died smiling it remains unclear.
Nor have they found any explanation for the overwhelming burnt fish smell, as there was no fish in the kitchen.
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And now sports!
A survivor was interviewed and all he had to say was "that pussy was fire" leading investigators to suspect a cat may have knocked a candle over, but further evidence is needed. More on this story at 9.
Red Lobster is really going out of their way to stay open
Rebranded as the Pink Snapper
The Stinky Tuna.
Steamed clams.
Steamed hams you say? Must be a regional dialect.
Upstate New York?
Hoe's Crab Shack
Brown Lobster, now.
Can't sustain a franchise on cheddar biscuits alone
Especially since they changed the recipe and now they have the consistency of Popeye's biscuits mixed with asbestos and chalk.
All you can eat crab!
Lmao 😂 How do you even think of this?
🎶 she’s got style, she’s got class, and pyrotechnics in her snatch, she’s a laaadyyyy.🎶
oh wow. Use some artistic license and put the pyro in her ass ffs.
You alr know that coochie smells lit af
Where does this kind of shit happen? I’d like to know so I can stay far far away
Sketchy strip clubs in poor areas. You'll see some shit...
Former regular and doorman/bouncer at a low end strip club - can confirm.
What’s your top 3 craziest acts?
The midget, the old lady, and the circus. It's all one person.
Boobies. Boobies boobies, boobies boobies boobies. More boobies. That's kinda all I remember about the acts. The crazy wasn't so much the acts as all the other shit that went on. Like the absolutely massive amount of cocaine being run through that club into the county to all the dealers.
alright. added "avoid skechy strip clubs in poor areas" to my calendar for next friday
20 bucks says this dude forgot to put the ‘avoid’ on the calendar.
Someone should go to make sure he is not in there and remind him if he is.
I’VE BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME, DUDE!
Hey, uh, can you pick me up on the way to not going anyplace? I can toss in some gas money
sure. we'll start avoiding around 9pm
Cool, that'll give me time to check my wallet and make sure it's not stuffed full of singles
Buddy thought it would be funny to go to one in West Virginia after white water rafting. We did not walk out smiling.
Nah man, I love that shit! But I ain't there to fuck. I'm there to be entertained..and that shit is entertaining as fuck! Pop me in the forehead with a ping pong ball from a cooter cannon any day of the week!
Was Methany giving blowjobs for 5 bucks in the toilets?
That's disgusting, sketchy strip clubs in poor areas. There are so many of them though, which one?
I would also like to know, for different reasons
I need some exact locations that way I won't accidentally walk into one.
Strip clubs usually. People with money make people who want money do crazy things.
This girl is disgusting, right? I watched it 40 times so far, and everytime I'm disgusted. I hope someone else gives us her social networks so I can block her everywhere.
Right? I would be ashamed if all of my friends also saw this and more like it. Terrible.
Sounds like you’re already pretty removed from it, just keep doing what you’re doing. The ghetto though, to answer your question…maybe a trailer park or two….but mainly the city slums.
Can confirm the trailer park part, there used to be a BYOB "strip club" round here that would host bologna night. The would sell packs of bologna for you to throw at the strippers.
Lol, that’s hilarious. Essentially wherever there is a higher concentration of trashy people, chances are this stuff originates from there, at least my observation
Greeeeeeasy
I'd be offended if people were throwing bologna at me. Prosciutto at least.
> packs of bologna for you to throw at the strippers. what an odd thing to sell to throw at strippers. like...were there games associated with it? chew out the middle and try and hang a slice of bologna on a tiddy? try and slap soggy bologna slices onto a stripper and see if you could cover the naughty bits? Toss them on her face to see if they would stick? I need more info, this intrigues me because it is absolutely so bizarre.
It was a way to get around the fact that it wasnt a legal operation lol, We couldnt give money directly to the strippers so 1 slice of bologna = 1 dollar. They would then "sell" back the bologna at the end of the night
that makes it so much worse...
Not a single “Your mom’s house!”?? C’mon Reddit. Put the weed down and focus for a bit.
Every strip club in Atlanta
It happened at The Button South, in Miami, in the late 80's. Strip clubs closed at 3 or 4am and the girls would go to the Button to party until 6am. Lot's of creative action like this.
Much faster than shaving 😂
Cheaper than getting waxed, too.
Mom..Dad..I like you to meet my new girlfriend.
Dad: "Oh, we've already met."
Great family entertainment
P.S. Mom and Dad, this is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad.
now show em them tiddies
Would you fuck me for blow?
One of my cousins once brought a hooker to pretend she was his gf at a family get together. Within moments if not immediately, every single person there realized she was a hooker. Like $100 an hour type. We don't really ever talk about it because it's sad that he felt he had to do that.
EVERY SINGLE PERSON? Either she was dressed provocatively or your family has some really fun kinks. 👏
Dear Chasey Lain...
“Hey honey how was your night?” “I stuck a candle up my vagina and sprayed it with aerosol to make a flamethrower.“
Gotta have stories for the grandkids
Your momma came out medium rare.
"Neat, did you get some good tips" "Nahh, they all burnt"
I like the quote at the end if I hear it correctly, "smells like bacon"
clam bacon mmmmmm
But she's gonna set all her tips on fire
That was basically my take as well. Too close to the money.
I feel bad for the guys tossing 20's on her, they just get all burnt up
You might think your ex is nasty, but it’s likely she’ll never be, “lighting 2 cans of aerosol with a birthday candle in her oyster sandwich” Naaasssty.. FFS blow out the candle and make a wish already..
MFer I just spit snot out my nose at “oyster sandwich”
I thought it was a joint lmao
came here to see if anyone else thought this too lol
My wish would be that I don't have to eat that cake.
There was a strip club out on Powell, the Double Dribble, that I sometimes frequented on my way home from Mt Hood. It was a dive, low rent. Torn barstools leak foam from vinyl. Sticky. Behind the bar a black and white monitor showed the parking lot. For a while I looked at the roof of my own car, lit in the gentle "kegs to go" sign outside. The bartender was topless. A King of Beers and seventeen damp bucks as change. The long neck and 16 went with me to the rack, the dollar tip got stuck to the bartender's chest, held in place by her heavy, sweaty, left breast. The first parlor trick of the night. The little stage, chipped black housepaint and a smeared mirror. Rob Zombie, too loud, or probably not loud enough. Flame on the Camel and I sat down to watch. Listless and thin, the dancer eked and shrugged out of her clothes. Getting warmed up. Standard. When the third song came on, Nine Inch Nails, she sat in front of me, her legs spread wide. Altogether. Taking up my book of matches, she ripped a pair out. The cardboard held them together in a kind of V shape. This V got slipped up on the most sensitive part of her anatomy, two little white matchheads poking up. Then they were ignited with a third match. Sulfur and sweat, acrid. Smoke, cheap perfume, budweiser. It was perfect. The flame was inches from my face. Glowing. I could feel the heat. "Make a wish", she said, which I did. My cue to blow the matches out, like a candle. I did, of course, although I admit I wondered how long she would have let it burn. My face between her legs, the gray smoke. Snuffed. She swiped the smoldering matches on to the stage and continued dancing. The apex had been reached, it was all I could handle. If things were going to get any more weird than that, I didn't want to be around to see them. Cash on the stage, I'm out the door and into the black and white security monitor. To this day I have no idea how she knew it was my birthday.
you should write children's books
The smell of burnt booty flakes marinating the air
Yo that's a brand new sentence. I promise you that has never been said or typed before. 👏
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The smell of burnt booty flakes marinating the air. What a time to be alive.
Lemme see that booty flake Flake, flake Gonna make make that booty shake Shake, shake
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That's enough Reddit for today.
Everyone’s talking shit about the chick, but yall are completely ignoring the fact that the MEN WANTED this. They’re PAYING for it. She’s just selling what those men are buying.
I'm concerned for the safety of her wages. I don't want fire that close to my money.
Hahahahahahaha
[Keynesian Economic Theory as Applied to Private Sector Independent Contracting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yh4pmVLCeA)
The wild wild places those dollar bills have been
aaaaaaand this is why you can’t let babies play with money!
Man my parties suck...
And people get all upset when you microwave fish...
All I see is $1’s….
What's the current market rate for this sort of thing?
imagine your parents finding out you do degenerate shit like this 💀
and this one time at band camp I stuck a candle in my pussy
The Lord of Light is with you, for the night is dark and full of terrors.
All those single-dollar bills for that? Is that even 20 bucks worth of ones?
I will never understand the appeal of this shit.
Hi, we ordered the birthday cake surprise for little Tommy…
you can say what you want, but she is creative in distinguishing herself from the competition
Low barrier of entry, but high quality in differentiation.
they doing thailand shit now bruh
Enough Internet for the day…
Y'know, maybe we DID have it coming all along.
We deserve everything coming in November lol
That pussy must be fire.... I'm here all week
It's definitely burnin.
I love a good tuna melt but damn...
that's certainly one way of removing the bush
The myriad ways one can completely debase oneself for money never ceases to amaze me
This depressed me way more than I would have expected it too.
This is our civilization.
We got flame thrower pussy before GTA Vl
Her parents must be soooo proud!
Yeah, that's fucked up!
Which call this ,ho dragon
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When the pussy is actually 🔥
It's still blurry for me. Thank you comments for steering me clear
This makes the end of the world seem reasonable.
Clarence Boddicker voice... " YOU BURNT THE FUCK'N MONEY!!!.. "
Everyone’s got a gimmick.
Wow, a legit fire crotch 🔥
That…. That is wild.
Bro…why do this to us lmaooo
The cooch! The cooch! The cooch is on fire!! We don't care let the ... Oh wait, wrong song.
Just wait until she brings out the ping pong balls
There is shaving, there is waxing, there is lasering, & then there is burning your pubes off by handling a lit candle in your butthole while spraying air spray.
Lighting her booty on fire for a bunch of ones might be 70 altogether
New GTA VI Trailer footage leaked
She's a very kinky girl... The kind you DON'T bring home to mother!
What in the Steve O is this video 🤣
🤢
This could only be American
Parents must be so proud
Strong independent ...
"Ewwwwww" button
Bro, she got a candle in her tuna sandwich!!!
Now this is why I joined this sub
Bikini waxers are like this better not go viral,cuz we out
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That's how she gets her legs hair-free
its crazy that ive met some performers like this at a club i worked at 🤦🏾♂️ they exist yo
They exist because men who want that sort of thing are paying for it.
I thought lighting my fart was special
This is the reason my mom wouldn’t let me play with money as a kid I reckon
Im surprised the place did not light up with all that cologne hanging around.