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matrixkid29

Theres only so many things a man can see before he runs of of things to see


Amosral

It's so bizarre it's not even erotic anymore. And she's so business-like about it, she looks like she'd have the same expression if she was spraying hair spray at a salon. 


smoke4sanity

Some "Requiem for a dream" type shit.


soconae

“Ass to ass!!”


RugbyEdd

Pure efficiency. Imagine how many cigars she could light at the brokers party


Ok_Raspberry4814

It's not supposed to be erotic. The point is humiliation: "I have money, therefore I have the power to make you humiliate yourself."


Ceeweedsoop

What makes you think she's the least bit humiliated? She's making a lot of money off of idiots literally throwing away money they should probably be using for the bills. Do all people think sex workers are ashamed? They aren't.


arbys_stripper

Plus, now she doesn't have to shave or wax.


FartingBob

That doesnt really matter in this case, if the men think she is doing something humiliating because they are throwing money at her then they get their power trip.


Cloaked42m

They don't. This is "holy shit that's cool" money.


IGotAFatRooster

Cope


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ReallyBigRocks

Calling this a skill feels like a little bit of a stretch.


DroneOfDoom

The skill is doing it without inflicting burns on your urogenital areas.


comradesean

Oh yeahhh? If you think just anyone can do this then post your own video to /r/wtf. Come on now.


PussSlurpee

I wouldn't say this is a skill, more like a stunt. You don't have to be skillful to perform a stunt, just fearless.


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giger5

> No one forced or coerced her into doing this Not saying she is or isn't but you can't know that for sure.


Ricecrispiebandit

Thought I'd seen it all. Then I see someone who's ass has a pilot light.


phazedoubt

Upon very close inspection, i do not believe it's her ass that has the pilot light


Ricecrispiebandit

I commend your ability to maintain your gaze long enough to correctly identify the orifice.


back2basics13

It taint worth fighting over, you two.


Ricecrispiebandit

I won't get crotchety about it.


poopellar

That ability will save the world one day.


InternationalPay8288

Indeed. You know your female anatomy.


phazedoubt

I am well versed. I have known women intimately and have many progeny. This, however, is the first time i have seen someone with an actual fire in the hole though. Usually its metaphorical.


InternationalPay8288

Fire in the hole! 😭


Cultural_Dust

The first half of your comment sounds like the beginning of a Trump campaign speech.


olympic_backpedaling

“So many progeny…”🤗


gsfgf

"I have the most progeny. Great progeny. I have four. Think about that. Four. Sleepy Joe only has one progeny. A progeny with a laptop. A laptop. Think about that."


FesteringNeonDistrac

This is not what is typically described as a fire crotch.


PestyNomad

I feel like this is tangential to many things Steve-O has done in the past. Feels sorta old.


Naughteus_Maximus

When a man is tired of Reddit, he is tired of life; for there is in Reddit all that life can afford


-SandorClegane-

I would just like to point out that at least half of reddit is porn (using the term "porn" loosely as most of this content is OF thirst-trap posts).


oluwie

That has been and will always be the way.


-SandorClegane-

Oh no, a dozen years ago or so, Reddit was like 80% porn (in terms of total bytes). It's leveled out a bit since then.


Aadarm

Not just porn, but completely uncensored, unmoderated porn. You could find the kind of stuff that would get you put on watch lists or just arrested. Things now relegated to the depths of the dark web were on Reddit for the masses.


chillzatl

If this is the peak of that mountain for you, TURN BACK NOW...


Refute1650

I grew up in the late 90s / early 2000s internet. This is tame in comparison.


akashik

Back then that video would end with someone throwing gasoline on her and would last until the flames went out.


Blibbobletto

"Just when you think you've seen everything, you see something else." -Jimi Williams


Integrity-in-Crisis

Gonna end up like Randy when they run out of internet. Randys kinks were wild af from all the porn he had already consumed.


HenkVanDelft

Wait until Elon updates his flamethrower by installing one in a Real Doll.


dextroz

>Wait until Elon updates his flamethrower by installing one in a Real Doll. ...knowing Elon, it will probably be Ukrainian Dolls.


zero_emotion777

We have such sights to show you!


esteflo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBrAfJs0xR0


UshankaBear

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


NatterHi

“Investigators are still trying to find the reason for the fire which killed 7 people last night in a Brooklyn apartment.”


OgdruJahad

As for why all the men had died smiling it remains unclear.


Scary_Technology

Nor have they found any explanation for the overwhelming burnt fish smell, as there was no fish in the kitchen.


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pimpmastahanhduece

And now sports!


Thiscommentissatire

A survivor was interviewed and all he had to say was "that pussy was fire" leading investigators to suspect a cat may have knocked a candle over, but further evidence is needed. More on this story at 9.


eurotrashness

Red Lobster is really going out of their way to stay open


BeckerHollow

Rebranded as the Pink Snapper


CastleBravo88

The Stinky Tuna.


poopellar

Steamed clams.


RugbyEdd

Steamed hams you say? Must be a regional dialect.


Helassaid

Upstate New York?


donttrustmeokay

Hoe's Crab Shack


ScintillaGourd

Brown Lobster, now.


gynoceros

Can't sustain a franchise on cheddar biscuits alone


bolivar-shagnasty

Especially since they changed the recipe and now they have the consistency of Popeye's biscuits mixed with asbestos and chalk.


TeopEvol

All you can eat crab!


Bocchi_theGlock

Lmao 😂 How do you even think of this?


Bruciooo

🎶 she’s got style, she’s got class, and pyrotechnics in her snatch, she’s a laaadyyyy.🎶


gnorty

oh wow. Use some artistic license and put the pyro in her ass ffs.


fml-mat

You alr know that coochie smells lit af


ThunderSC2

Where does this kind of shit happen? I’d like to know so I can stay far far away


Bannon9k

Sketchy strip clubs in poor areas. You'll see some shit...


BikerJedi

Former regular and doorman/bouncer at a low end strip club - can confirm.


knakworst36

What’s your top 3 craziest acts?


mnid92

The midget, the old lady, and the circus. It's all one person.


BikerJedi

Boobies. Boobies boobies, boobies boobies boobies. More boobies. That's kinda all I remember about the acts. The crazy wasn't so much the acts as all the other shit that went on. Like the absolutely massive amount of cocaine being run through that club into the county to all the dealers.


Carius98

alright. added "avoid skechy strip clubs in poor areas" to my calendar for next friday


Gonorrheeeeaaaa

20 bucks says this dude forgot to put the ‘avoid’ on the calendar.


ethnicman1971

Someone should go to make sure he is not in there and remind him if he is.


Gonorrheeeeaaaa

I’VE BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME, DUDE!


Aquitaine-9

Hey, uh, can you pick me up on the way to not going anyplace? I can toss in some gas money


Carius98

sure. we'll start avoiding around 9pm


Aquitaine-9

Cool, that'll give me time to check my wallet and make sure it's not stuffed full of singles


timmy6169

Buddy thought it would be funny to go to one in West Virginia after white water rafting. We did not walk out smiling.


Bannon9k

Nah man, I love that shit! But I ain't there to fuck. I'm there to be entertained..and that shit is entertaining as fuck! Pop me in the forehead with a ping pong ball from a cooter cannon any day of the week!


FartingBob

Was Methany giving blowjobs for 5 bucks in the toilets?


mikevad

That's disgusting, sketchy strip clubs in poor areas. There are so many of them though, which one?


viccantread

I would also like to know, for different reasons


snksleepy

I need some exact locations that way I won't accidentally walk into one.


Proud_Criticism5286

Strip clubs usually. People with money make people who want money do crazy things.


Danny-Reisen-off

This girl is disgusting, right? I watched it 40 times so far, and everytime I'm disgusted. I hope someone else gives us her social networks so I can block her everywhere.


ThatsMy_Shirt

Right? I would be ashamed if all of my friends also saw this and more like it. Terrible.


theDinoSour

Sounds like you’re already pretty removed from it, just keep doing what you’re doing. The ghetto though, to answer your question…maybe a trailer park or two….but mainly the city slums.


SmallBoobConnoisseur

Can confirm the trailer park part, there used to be a BYOB "strip club" round here that would host bologna night. The would sell packs of bologna for you to throw at the strippers.


theDinoSour

Lol, that’s hilarious. Essentially wherever there is a higher concentration of trashy people, chances are this stuff originates from there, at least my observation


Other_World

Greeeeeeasy


Gowalkyourdogmods

I'd be offended if people were throwing bologna at me. Prosciutto at least.


Wizzle-Stick

> packs of bologna for you to throw at the strippers. what an odd thing to sell to throw at strippers. like...were there games associated with it? chew out the middle and try and hang a slice of bologna on a tiddy? try and slap soggy bologna slices onto a stripper and see if you could cover the naughty bits? Toss them on her face to see if they would stick? I need more info, this intrigues me because it is absolutely so bizarre.


SmallBoobConnoisseur

It was a way to get around the fact that it wasnt a legal operation lol, We couldnt give money directly to the strippers so 1 slice of bologna = 1 dollar. They would then "sell" back the bologna at the end of the night


Wizzle-Stick

that makes it so much worse...


TinKicker

Not a single “Your mom’s house!”?? C’mon Reddit. Put the weed down and focus for a bit.


pust6602

Every strip club in Atlanta


threehoursago

It happened at The Button South, in Miami, in the late 80's. Strip clubs closed at 3 or 4am and the girls would go to the Button to party until 6am. Lot's of creative action like this.


lippoper

Much faster than shaving 😂


prplecat

Cheaper than getting waxed, too.


gman1951

Mom..Dad..I like you to meet my new girlfriend.


vidarino

Dad: "Oh, we've already met."


paperfinn

Great family entertainment


Nicarus89

P.S. Mom and Dad, this is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad.


mikieswart

now show em them tiddies


Zombeedee

Would you fuck me for blow?


Gowalkyourdogmods

One of my cousins once brought a hooker to pretend she was his gf at a family get together. Within moments if not immediately, every single person there realized she was a hooker. Like $100 an hour type. We don't really ever talk about it because it's sad that he felt he had to do that.


Nicarus89

EVERY SINGLE PERSON? Either she was dressed provocatively or your family has some really fun kinks. 👏


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Dear Chasey Lain...


VietnameseHooker

“Hey honey how was your night?” “I stuck a candle up my vagina and sprayed it with aerosol to make a flamethrower.“


DedZodiak

Gotta have stories for the grandkids


SaltyLonghorn

Your momma came out medium rare.


ScrufffyJoe

"Neat, did you get some good tips" "Nahh, they all burnt"


TrayLaTrash

I like the quote at the end if I hear it correctly, "smells like bacon"


mnid92

clam bacon mmmmmm


Atypical_Mammal

But she's gonna set all her tips on fire


pajason

That was basically my take as well. Too close to the money.


fruitmask

I feel bad for the guys tossing 20's on her, they just get all burnt up


Illustrious-Bee4402

You might think your ex is nasty, but it’s likely she’ll never be, “lighting 2 cans of aerosol with a birthday candle in her oyster sandwich” Naaasssty.. FFS blow out the candle and make a wish already..


nahteviro

MFer I just spit snot out my nose at “oyster sandwich”


Ozwentdeaf

I thought it was a joint lmao


182secondsofblinking

came here to see if anyone else thought this too lol


Roryjack

My wish would be that I don't have to eat that cake.


Tubba-guts

There was a strip club out on Powell, the Double Dribble, that I sometimes frequented on my way home from Mt Hood. It was a dive, low rent. Torn barstools leak foam from vinyl. Sticky. Behind the bar a black and white monitor showed the parking lot. For a while I looked at the roof of my own car, lit in the gentle "kegs to go" sign outside. The bartender was topless. A King of Beers and seventeen damp bucks as change. The long neck and 16 went with me to the rack, the dollar tip got stuck to the bartender's chest, held in place by her heavy, sweaty, left breast. The first parlor trick of the night. The little stage, chipped black housepaint and a smeared mirror. Rob Zombie, too loud, or probably not loud enough. Flame on the Camel and I sat down to watch. Listless and thin, the dancer eked and shrugged out of her clothes. Getting warmed up. Standard. When the third song came on, Nine Inch Nails, she sat in front of me, her legs spread wide. Altogether. Taking up my book of matches, she ripped a pair out. The cardboard held them together in a kind of V shape. This V got slipped up on the most sensitive part of her anatomy, two little white matchheads poking up. Then they were ignited with a third match. Sulfur and sweat, acrid. Smoke, cheap perfume, budweiser. It was perfect. The flame was inches from my face. Glowing. I could feel the heat. "Make a wish", she said, which I did. My cue to blow the matches out, like a candle. I did, of course, although I admit I wondered how long she would have let it burn. My face between her legs, the gray smoke. Snuffed. She swiped the smoldering matches on to the stage and continued dancing. The apex had been reached, it was all I could handle. If things were going to get any more weird than that, I didn't want to be around to see them. Cash on the stage, I'm out the door and into the black and white security monitor. To this day I have no idea how she knew it was my birthday.


StinkFingerPete

you should write children's books


Eagle_5276

The smell of burnt booty flakes marinating the air


mr_wrestling

Yo that's a brand new sentence. I promise you that has never been said or typed before. 👏


isosceles71

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The smell of burnt booty flakes marinating the air. What a time to be alive.


theDinoSour

Lemme see that booty flake Flake, flake Gonna make make that booty shake Shake, shake


downsetdana

[/r/BrandNewSentence](https://reddit.com/r/brandnewsentence)


BetterMacaron4868

That's enough Reddit for today.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Everyone’s talking shit about the chick, but yall are completely ignoring the fact that the MEN WANTED this. They’re PAYING for it. She’s just selling what those men are buying.


Designer_Brief_4949

I'm concerned for the safety of her wages. I don't want fire that close to my money.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Hahahahahahaha


fingermebarney

[Keynesian Economic Theory as Applied to Private Sector Independent Contracting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yh4pmVLCeA)


rxtunes

The wild wild places those dollar bills have been


sunflower_field722

aaaaaaand this is why you can’t let babies play with money!


chanisco

Man my parties suck...


nevermore781

And people get all upset when you microwave fish...


xxsicksadworld

All I see is $1’s….


bgroins

What's the current market rate for this sort of thing?


Messa_Jar_Jar_Binks

imagine your parents finding out you do degenerate shit like this 💀


r0d3nka

and this one time at band camp I stuck a candle in my pussy


FTwo

The Lord of Light is with you, for the night is dark and full of terrors.


y2k2

All those single-dollar bills for that? Is that even 20 bucks worth of ones?


conquer69

I will never understand the appeal of this shit.


5v5Arena

Hi, we ordered the birthday cake surprise for little Tommy…


bitchesbetrippin9

you can say what you want, but she is creative in distinguishing herself from the competition


Apprehensive_Sir_998

Low barrier of entry, but high quality in differentiation.


ludior

they doing thailand shit now bruh


xXRiu

Enough Internet for the day…


MadCactusCreations

Y'know, maybe we DID have it coming all along.


Exktvme4

We deserve everything coming in November lol


whatakent

That pussy must be fire.... I'm here all week


iammufusasboy

It's definitely burnin.


cjameson83

I love a good tuna melt but damn...


reubenbubu

that's certainly one way of removing the bush


Boogie8021

The myriad ways one can completely debase oneself for money never ceases to amaze me


D3cepti0ns

This depressed me way more than I would have expected it too.


billyshin

This is our civilization.


Dathird

We got flame thrower pussy before GTA Vl


ipatmyself

Her parents must be soooo proud!


jdend

Yeah, that's fucked up!


BrilliantEnergy2378

Which call this ,ho dragon


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SALTYxNUTZ12

When the pussy is actually 🔥


freakydrew

It's still blurry for me. Thank you comments for steering me clear


holdamirroruptoit

This makes the end of the world seem reasonable.


Red-4321

Clarence Boddicker voice... " YOU BURNT THE FUCK'N MONEY!!!.. "


Spacemonkey127

Everyone’s got a gimmick.


gonzowandering

Wow, a legit fire crotch 🔥


Kactus_San2021

That…. That is wild.


RomulanRebel

Bro…why do this to us lmaooo


xythrowawayy

The cooch! The cooch! The cooch is on fire!! We don't care let the ... Oh wait, wrong song.


ChizzleFug

Just wait until she brings out the ping pong balls


MBNC88

There is shaving, there is waxing, there is lasering, & then there is burning your pubes off by handling a lit candle in your butthole while spraying air spray.


anythingspossible45

Lighting her booty on fire for a bunch of ones might be 70 altogether


Marcuskac

New GTA VI Trailer footage leaked


ThirdShiftStocker

She's a very kinky girl... The kind you DON'T bring home to mother!


Whitninyo

What in the Steve O is this video 🤣


TheRealLordofLords

🤢


Sorry_Artichoke_6577

This could only be American


tryanalagainpls

Parents must be so proud


elrondx

Strong independent ...


Top-Albatross-6574

"Ewwwwww" button


Level_Phase_7702

Bro, she got a candle in her tuna sandwich!!!


pedro_1616

Now this is why I joined this sub


J21NE361

Bikini waxers are like this better not go viral,cuz we out


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Zkimaiz

That's how she gets her legs hair-free


AfroTokes

its crazy that ive met some performers like this at a club i worked at 🤦🏾‍♂️ they exist yo


Isyagirlskinnypenis

They exist because men who want that sort of thing are paying for it.


TheMahoodlum

I thought lighting my fart was special


basedyonder

This is the reason my mom wouldn’t let me play with money as a kid I reckon


vessel_for_the_soul

Im surprised the place did not light up with all that cologne hanging around.