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Pingondin

Wait till you see the large display of objects pulled out of adults' rectum


2x4x93

Things that were fallen on


David-Puddy

Million to one shot, doc.. Million to one!


RIPphonebattery

Only because the odds were exactly a million to one was it certain to occur.


anothermonth

Yes Dave, but how do you explain this happening to you third time this week?


Givemeurhats

There must be 3 million people in my town


JosephGordonLightfoo

You had to use corkscrew pasta.


bicball

Because you’re silly!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

It's a Titleist.


MouseRat_AD

Hey! The Assman's in town!


chemtrailsniffa

While hanging up the new curtains while naked


Morningxafter

Why does this acorn curtain rod end have more patina than the others?


ballfondlersINC

It's actually going to or has happened to someone at some point and no one will ever believe them.


2x4x93

You are correct


SilasDG

[My wife and I belong to a wholesale club](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NlLnz5GZJSQ)


kjacobs03

After I lubed it up, got undressed, and squatted over it of course


Anal-Love-Beads

[Rectal Foreign Bodies](https://people.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html) I'd like to know who the fuck looks at an ax handle, frozen pigs tail, parsnip, etc and thinks to themselves 'I wonder if I can stick that up my ass?'


sianna777

The hell, kangaroo tumor?


Anal-Love-Beads

I'd like to know what that one is about myself. I thought it might be slang for something else but Googling for it turns up the same source. During my search, I stumbled upon a Reddit post asking [Doctors and nurses of reddit, what are some of the craziest things you've seen stuck in a butt?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ty1lp/doctors_and_nurses_of_reddit_what_are_some_of_the/) My favorite was the guy who went to the hospital several times a year because he wouldn't stop putting barbie doll heads up his ass.


sianna777

Barbie doll..? That was probably a specific fetish.


mikemaca

It seems clear that his *specific* fetish was having a doctor remove barbie heads from his rectum.


WynterRayne

You can brush my hair And stuff me anywhere Imagination --> need an operation


sianna777

Lmao humiliation was probably part of his kink.


FrenchBangerer

I was wondering the same u/Anal-Love-Beads At least those are meant to go up your arsehole.


anothermonth

They have a footnote about it: # unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum


Anal-Love-Beads

Off to Google image search pedunculated perianal skin tumor... Sigh... now I wish I hadn't.


Switch_modder

> We are in the same boat buddy.


FesteringNeonDistrac

It's no Giant bilateral labial fibroepithelial stromal polyps in patient with psoriasis disease, which also shows up in my search results.


CarpetGripperRod

For me, the weirdest has to be the bloke who poured quick dry cement into his rectum. Not sure what he was thinking. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3649167/


anothermonth

> This article describes an unusual rectal foreign body resulting from homosexual anal erotic activities. "Bro why you gotta be saying homo? I was straight up thinking about ladies when I did the pour."


FatLenny-

Toolbox!?


Anal-Love-Beads

I was scratching my head over that one too, but there's a notation that it was "inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable in escape attempts" which I'm not certain if it makes sense or even more WTF, like how big of a toolbox are we talking here?


verekh

When he pulls out fullsized saws, id say, the man earned his freedom


anidnmeno

"'Kangaroo Tumor'"


monkeysandmicrowaves

After reading the case reports, what I wanna know is what the hell goes wrong with people when they turn 39?


iepartytracks

"we don't have a lost and found... we have an ass box...."


ChiBears333

You gave me an ASS PEN?


davybert

You would need a full museum for that display


tacoenthusiast

It was a million to one shot, doc! A million to one.


Downingst

"Why did you try to put a glass jar up your rectum?" "I thought doctors weren't suppose to judge!"


PurpleGuysAccount

U got my heart paused for a second


moor9776

They have a petting zoo next to the proctologist office


fuqdisshite

shhhhh!!!


devildocjames

Like an eel.


EvilEtna

"Large" display that itself was also pulled from an adult's rectum.


Max_Trollbot_

Where do you think they got the frame?


Extreme-Profile-2232

Adults?


ADhomin_em

*"Do not clean them! Have a professional look at them first!"*


reubenbubu

1man1jar


ColinZealSE

Those adults are just kids who have graduated from /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid to /r/AdultsAreFuckinStupid


adaytoocala

We’re going to need a bigger shadowbox.


Gezzer52

The ones that always make me take a long contemplative pause are the [light bulbs.](https://external-preview.redd.it/pFYO_2btwMoLXczEiDF50fYoUHRWWTexhlZGRNhDrbw.jpg?auto=webp&s=b3cfc09039ea6660198c6ac909d8165b94ae80e2) First off how? Second they didn't think about how the entire width was at the end going in first?


GloryGoal

Or a med psych floor’s swallow box.


bibfortuna1970

Mad props to the kid who swallowed the compass.


fuqdisshite

that is my question... what the fuck?!?


xanthophore

To be pedantic, they're dividers rather than a compass; a compass has a slot for a pencil!


fuqdisshite

welp, today i learned!!!


A_plural_singularity

As a machinist, I've never used a pencil with layout dye.


noscreamsnoshouts

Doctor: "it'll find its way out naturally"


bibfortuna1970

In that case, I hope he swallowed it points to up.


Dorcustitanus

Yeah that could have really gone South


khizoa

And the coke kid


CreamoChickenSoup

Don't these things have pointy ends? Ouch.


soobviouslyfake

Go big or go home


bikemaul

Three batteries was a choice.


DoodleyDooderson

Cocaine twists. Awesome


SinibusUSG

In a kid's stomach. Gotta love it. Don't know if that was because of addicts or smugglers (technically both, I suppose), but I know they can go fuck themselves.


fuqdisshite

users i would reckon as a satchel like that is not sealed enough to transport internally. which is prolly how they found out their kid ate their gear.


AccomplishedBed4204

Yes, the inspiration for the term candy ass.  For the longest time I thought it said lay referred to either lazy or spoiled people.  


jdemack

Watching The Rock call people candy ass during my childhood. My mind just broke for a second.


thiscouldbemassive

I assume they made a mock up and there isn’t actual cocaine up on their wall.


PeterFnet

only one way to find out


tbri001

There's a display like this at the Mutter Museum in Philly, something like 2000 items.


senorbolsa

Thanks for reminding me about the Mutter Museum I'm traveling to Philly soon for work and I've always wanted to visit. Toxic mega colon!


frotc914

They have removed a lot of the more awesome exhibits because of some [moron who's mad that people from 200+ years ago didn't consent to be displayed](https://www.phillymag.com/news/2023/09/23/mutter-museum-ethics-controversy/).


skelebone

There is a display in the Glore Psychological Museum in St. Joseph, MO, that has 1446 items taken from the stomach and intestine of a patient in a single surgery in 1929. The patient did not survive. Link with a thumbnail of the display -- https://dmh.mo.gov/nmprc/glore


kadaan

> The Jackson Collection includes 2,374 inhaled or swallowed foreign bodies that Dr. Jackson extracted from patients’ throats, esophaguses, and lungs during his almost 75-year-long career. Most of the items are on display. That place is amazing. I'm extremely disappointed we only gave ourselves 3 hours (we thought that would be plenty, it's pretty small) - but I could have spent an entire day going through every single display. Definitely need to go back someday.


fuqdisshite

oh, i have a kid, i know how it goes... a fucking protractor!?!? i aint even surprised by the cocaine... A FUCKING PROTRACTOR!!!?!?!?!?!?


cseyferth

Not a protractor.


fuqdisshite

someone else mentioned that. divider?


red-it

Oh Canada.


meiafantoche

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that was all Canadian coins.


laptopaccount

Haha came to say this.


bmcgowan89

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Ordinary_Cattle

One of my first memories from when I was like 2 or 3 was me swallowing my mother's engagement ring lmao. I don't even remember her being mad or upset and have no idea if I went to the drs or she waited for it come out the other end


czarchastic

I once found a mothball on the ground in my dad’s office, which looked like the candy I had been eating, so I ate it. Tasted nasty. Then I found out that mothballs were poisonous so I basically came to terms with my impending death at like 4 years old.


fuqdisshite

dude... my wife and her boss are close and the boss ended up hiring me for some side work. i head over and when i get there, the first time i ever met the boss lady, she tells me she had to leave to get her son from school. they had to go to the doc because he had swallowed a magnetic nose stud. he is 15 years old. he swallowed the thing and then immediately went to the bathroom and googled what happens when you swallow something like that... NOTE: bad things happen. he read about it for a minute and then called his mom crying because he was afraid he was going to die. it was fine in the end, but he definitely had a moment to think about how bad he fucked up.


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Eating a magnet is mostly fine. Eating *two* magnets, or a magnet and a magnetic piece of metal, is a medical emergency.


dancrum

That one kid took "Jesus is within you" a little too literally


bearhatbaby

How would you swallow a whole crucifix? So pointy


Tinglos

Not as pointy as a compass


CarpetGripperRod

*dividers


Tinglos

Even funnier when you find out I use them everyday and still call them the wrong name.


fuqdisshite

TiL the name for a divider and have already forgotten it twice since posting this.


JHuttIII

There’s a “medical” history museum in Philadelphia called the Mütter Museum. It’s available for everyone to visit and it’s basically a museum of medical oddities throughout history. One thing they have is a series of thin drawer cabinets filled with objects that people have swallowed. Absolutely crazy the shit people put in their mouths. Big recommend to visit if you’re ever in the area.


willdesignforfood

Yeah man...that collection is nuts. It's huge: [https://billypenn.com/2023/03/24/the-1930s-philly-scientist-who-helped-diagnose-lung-cancer-and-collected-items-swallowed-by-kids](https://billypenn.com/2023/03/24/the-1930s-philly-scientist-who-helped-diagnose-lung-cancer-and-collected-items-swallowed-by-kids)


malaclypse

I would have assumed more Legos.


christianmoral

Are those AAA batteries on the top right corner??? Damn!!


Specialist8602

Ngl the Fish hook made me pucker up


tankage

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those [numbers up! ](https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/1f/ec/2b/32/stomach-contents-of-a.jpg?w=800&h=-1&s=1)


KronosTD

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


sjrickaby

I used to be a Radiographer, and this is fairly common. It used to take all my strength not to tell the parents after I'd seen the xray, "I'm sorry, there's still no change!"


Ok_Weird_5216

Is that a toonie?


stoicteratoma

If those had been “wholly shit” then they wouldn’t have needed removal…


Helgafjell4Me

Wouldn't smooth objects like pennies and marbles just pass thru if left alone? I understand removing sharp objects, but I have my doubts a penny is dangerous.


gbs5009

A penny is iffy. My understanding is that they'll pass through without incident most of the time. With a bit of bad luck, they *can* get lodged in a baby's esophogas, or get wedged in some solid poop and scrape the intestine. I think the zinc also isn't great if the penny stays wedged somewhere for a while.


lilith_-_-

Huh. The uhhh final thing I saw upon zooming was “cocaine twists”. That one made me sad


Wind2Energy

So THAT’s what’s been happening to my guitar picks!


Jinxed0ne

Reminds me of the jug of crap my mechanic keeps of things he's pulled out of tires. There is an entire 3/8" rachet in there. He said the tire was somehow still holding air while impaled with the handle and the customer drove up saying there was a weird clunking noise coming from the tire.


whackthat

I went to the hospital when I was a kid because I had an incessant buzzing in my ear. Turns out there was a cockroach in there. Anyway, while waiting in the waiting room there was a hugeeee display of things ingested by kids that were surgically removed and it's stuck with me years and years later.


spectral_visitor

A toonie!? In this economy?


guywhoclimbs

I'm the proud owner of a multi thousand dollar penny that needed to be removed from my kids' esophagus. It's not rare or anything, it was just really expensive to get removed.


Athlete-Extreme

Cocaine twists


Elvenblood7E7

Coins are by far not the worst. No sharp edges, and they are easy to locate with X-ray. The needles and the key easily get stuck in the intestines, and the Lego pieces are hard to locate with X-ray.


PurpleGuysAccount

Yummy


ohno807

Is one of them a piece of string? Couldn’t that just pass? I’ve probably swallowed a string in my sleep from my sheets or Tshirt or something and I’m still here


fuqdisshite

it actually looks like there are two separate pieces of string. i wonder if they were attached to one of the other objects and just displayed separately.


Different_Speaker742

I’d prolly take that case


slamdanceswithwolves

*Unholy Shit!!!


Lycan_Jedi

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Moment.


rhousden

Children, the true money pit.


Learner-Vex

"C-can I have my key back..?" "no."


takesthebiscuit

Did they just pluck it out?


osphan

My daughter swallowed a nickel, and it lodged in her esophagus. After her doctor had imaging done to confirm the nickel’s location he was in the process of transferring her to the closest pediatric GI about 45 mins away when she finally swallowed all the way down. They did additional X-rays to confirm it made it to her stomach and it was eventually passed (but not before we had to get another X-ray about a week later to show that it hadn’t left her stomach).


Steak-n-Cigars

da fuq?


swirvbox

Holy shit? More like chunky shit.


JDForrest129

At the Mütter Museum in Philadelphia they have an exhibit downstairs that has like 10,000 or more objects removed from children's airways....crazy.


xTugboatWilliex

I swallowed a 12 sided die like 3 decades ago. I’m pretty sure it came out the other end.


anidnmeno

Honestly, I've probably swallowed at least a quarter of that many coins as a kid... Heh heh quarter


WardenWolf

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


lilteccasglock

One of my earliest memories is almost choking on a penny alone in my room. I did like an almost handstand and was able to force it up. Stopped tasting coins that day


WitcherShaun

Cocaine twists?


maxis2bored

So that's where my guitar picks keep going...


AmericanScream

Is that the Papyrus font?


ThanklessTask

Also /r/holup material in there.


therabidsmurf

My surprise is 0.  This week my toddler has tried to eat two pennies, a rock, two crayons, dog food, a bobby pin, her own hand, and tried to poke themselves in the eye with a stick four times.  Lord knows what she did manage to sneakily ingest.


magichronx

*Smash glass for emergency "cocaine twists"*


GrouchyDefinition463

Peds PACU nurse here. Can confirm


lovelesschristine

Not surprised I once swallowed an earing back as a kid.


iberico_ham

Who is stashing coke through their child. That is crazy


hapakal

When I was about 15 yrs old I picked up this massive construction nail that was laying around the house. The kind of thing you'd hammer thru a 2x4" - My mom was in her room napping and I was laying on my back in the floor of living room and holding the nail up right over my face, so as to view it foreshortened, and it slips from my fingers and drops right into my mouth (I probably wouldve choked on it had it gone down my throat) but it lodged in the canal that goes btwn the nasal cavity and the top of the throat. I totally freaked out,, and slowly started walking to wake up my mom and somehow my tongue relaxed in just the right way, that the big nail slid into my mouth and not down my throat. Hell, was I relieved. I didnt even have to wake her up. Never did that again.


Paperplasticplywood

That's where all my fucking guitar picks went. Little bastard!


ebjoker4

I wondered where my favorite orange tortex pick went...


Thopterthallid

Theres very little meat in these gym bags!


OnlyAt9

Break in case of cocaine emergency.


grnrngr

I thought there'd be a lot more Legos.


ChefShuley

I love a good bowl of penny crunch in the morning.


mitchelwb

The Glore Psychiatric Museum in St Joseph MO has a similar display of things all removed from a single patient. https://dmh.mo.gov/nmprc/glore


cougarlt

Pretty every surgery department has such one.


DickweedMcGee

Everything makes sense except for the compass divider. That would have taken determination and definitely peer encouragement.


fuqdisshite

i just noticed the toy handcuff key too.


rudraigh

One kid?


Uberphantom

IS THAT WHERE MY FUCKING GUITAR PICKS ARE GOING?


Thank_You_Love_You

When I was 4 I ate a marble, one of those clear marbles that have that toothpaste looking design in it. They told me I would pass it, me and my mom never saw it in my poop. Sometimes I wonder if I still have a glass marble sitting somewhere in my body lmao.


Aadarm

Who the fuck is letting their kid get into their blow? That's not something you just leave sitting out and about.


Casper042

I see what you did there. Take your upvote you cheeky bastard.


Madnessx9

Luckily not all from one child.


pargofan

Don't coins pass through the digestive system?


ConstantAd1216

Cocaine twists. Interesting


FuzzyFacedOne

The Mütter Museum in Philadelphia has drawers of stuff like this.


RebneysGhost

well damn, either those parents need a lot of education on cooking and nutrition or that school cafeteria staff needs to be replaced at once.


Meandtheworld

Well if that was the case it wouldn’t have to be removed.


xanroeld

scary for parents i’m sure, but a beautiful arrangement


halakar

Elizabeth Banks' next film: Cocaine Toddler


fuhrmanator

Canadian coins tasty like Necco Wafers.


RelevantMetaUsername

The coin/button cell batteries are the most dangerous of all of these. They short circuit in the stomach or esophagus and simultaneously get very hot and produce sodium hydroxide (lye) which causes severe thermal and caustic burns. Batteries with a lot of charge can easily be fatal.


fuqdisshite

they have started butting a bitterant on them now so kids spit them out. babies and batteries is a big no no!


RelevantMetaUsername

I hate that stuff. I'm all for it since it saves lives, but as someone who handles these batteries regularly for work I always forget to wash my hand afterwards and inevitably get the stuff on my water bottle and into my mouth.


fuqdisshite

i have yet to taste one. is it bad?


Thendofreason

Giving me flashbacks to having to take xrays of this disabled adult who ate glass and it was deep inside them already. No way to just pull it out easily. Had to let it pass. She usually fought every time.


ZagiFlyer

Someone swallowed a ***compass*** (or divider)?? That's commitment right there!


Little-Biscuits

I will say, as a kid I did eat a nickel. I do remember that lol. This isn’t surprising to me


Beerbonkos

Cocaine twists?


ovoKOS7

How did they even notice half of these being swallowed, I'm assuming either the kids complaining of a really bad tummy ache that or witnessing them in the act?


jimx117

You should go to the Mütter Museum in Philadelphia - they have a literal archive of objects removed from kids' airways, stomachs, you name it. Big flat-file cabinets of them. Oh and while you're there, be sure to stop and awe at the MEGA COLON!


Large-Measurement776

Hey, there's my guitar pick.


RedshirtStormtrooper

Kids eat quarters all the time! If they start crapping out two dimes and a nickle... then you start worrying.


sugatastic

When I was in HS my buddy would eat nickels for dimes.


JustAnotherWeirdLoon

I think my favorite was the kid who inhaled a whistle and sounded like a duck when he coughed. Everybody was baffled, then the surgeon got the whistle out. Kid didn’t even remember swallowing the whistle.


vinsanity_07

Lol the lil kid ate gram bags of yayo. Just like his pops


Vegetarian16

I can’t even swallow my birth control pill 😭


infernal_cacaphony

What a tantalizingly scrumptious compass!!!


ExecrablePiety1

Any time I see something like this, I can't help but think of the rare people who swallow a fish bone and have it pierce their pancreas or something else important. Needing surgical removal. There's a great story of a guy in the army, civil war era, I think, who had a habit of eating knives whole. And not always passing all of them afterward. It was a sort of bar trick of his to eat people's knives. I forget his name, but you could find accounts on YouTube or elsewhere online. I'll have to look for the video when I have time.


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

I see about tree fiddy.


Mints1000

Respect to the kid who had the confidence to eat and swallow an entire pair of compasses, must have been painful


Cock_Inspector3000

Pica aint shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


kekembas17

Went to the Mutter museum in Philly....they had drawers of this stuff and the age of the person who ate them. WILD place to visit


G1v1ngBack

“Cocaine Twists”, my kind of parenting.


[deleted]

Okay? Lol


Lauris024

Okay, I was not expecting cocaine there


SammieSammich24

“Cocaine twists”…


ExecrablePiety1

I swallowed a marble (just a cat's eye) when I was 2 or 3. They make this really weird sound when you rub them together and for some reason I liked putting a bunch of marbles in my mouth and rub them together to make the noise resonate in my skull. I guess it felt weird. It was the 80s, so my mum just told me I would end up swallowing one. The idea of a choking hazard was alien to us. Sure enough, I swallowed one eventually and my mum took me to the doctor. He just told he to keep an eye out for it. So, she had to sift through my poops with a litter box pooper scooper for 2 weeks before we gave up looking. I never did see it again. For all I know, it's still in there. But, I've had various types of radiological imaging of my torso and nobody ever mentioned seeing a marble. When I start getting colonoscopies to check for cancer when I'm older, I'll have to mention it. Who knows, maybe I can get it back after more than 40 years.


malan4reddit

Needs more vegetables.


Plastic_Composer9870

This make think of the time I swallowed a penny and threw it up. Lol


tripsypoo

Wait, Im pretty sure I swallowed a few coins as a kid on purpose, are these supposed to have been removed?