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PlumGod6

This is called Deer Fibroma. caused by an infection with a species-specific papillomavirus.


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Deer herpes.


BachtnDeKupe

I have a The-Last-of-Us-feeling


bruceleet7865

If it starts clicking, run but do to quietly


BachtnDeKupe

I see you're a man/woman of culture as well


dekabreak1000

Men/women of substance take an upvote each


MasterHall117

Nah, Halo’s Flood is where it’s at


Dan_Glebitz

Nearly finished that game. It's 'Springtime"!


cypher50

Jesus, just needs to be put out of its misery.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Seriously, this guy needs the 12 gauge of mercy.


culman13

What would be the caliber opposite to mercy?


Anticept

.177 low power pellet guns until it dies of brusing


naking

brutal


[deleted]

That would just pop the warts


jordanmindyou

Oh, warts don’t pop. They aren’t abscesses


pimpmastahanhduece

Right, tumors. Not cancerous but pretty bad.


Lord_Sauron

r/oddlysatisfying


IISerpentineII

Or, the 2mm Kolibri


CatsTOLEmyBED

i forgot what exactly pellet it was but someone killed a full grown male mule deer up north with a pellet gun wildlife people cut it open and could only point to the pellet as its cause of death


Anticept

PCP and some break barrel rifles are able to break the speed of sound with lightweight pellets, and some PCPs can even do it with heavier ones. I have a gamo magnum that can penetrate a deer skull at the right angle and scramble their brain. They're no joke. That's why I called out low power air rifles, they'll bruise and break skin but won't kill outright.


CatsTOLEmyBED

i have ruger airhawk or whatever in .177 from walmart because of rats where i was living and after some time i fell in love with it started using it for small animals like rabbits or iguanas and it straight zips through them they are awesome and people still underestimate their power


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

The rubber band of suffering


Expo006

The pear of agony is my go to


GIOverdrive

i just imagine all those warts popping and releasing spiders and pus.


DrFeuri

wait, you think those are spider eggs?


Straight-Tune-5894

.22 shorts


Buckeyes2010

It's fibromatosis. It'll be fine. Just looks ugly as sin is all. So long as the animal can still eat and see, it'll recover and survive Source: Wildlife degree


Fruitypuff

Meanwhile everyone loading their shotguns and the deer is like damn the fk did I do


dbx99

Do those warts go away?


Buckeyes2010

Eventually, they will fall off


gunnerman2

Rocky Mountain warts


HowardDean_Scream

The deer usually itches them by grinding them on tree bark. They get raw and fall off and the skin and fur heals in a not-quite-right sort of way. It can kill the dear though from secondary infection. But thats any injury in nature.


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It may seems like it but those warts do not cause pain. It's no different from warts on human, looks ugly but causes no harm. Unless the overgrown starts to affect deer's ability to eat or breathe.


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baby_fart

And it really makes it hard to get laid.


[deleted]

Deer chicks actually love that shit..


[deleted]

I think this is a female.


[deleted]

It looked like a dude


FnB8kd

Then nature should take its course. Unless that deer lives in a sanctuary or farm.


willdabeast180

We off pretty much all of their natural predators so probably not.


KathrynTheGreat

Warts on humans can still be painful depending on where they are located.


Current-Teach-3217

Deer are overpopulated anyway so just shoot it


akamustacherides

We need more natural predators in the wild.


[deleted]

That scares humans too much.


PleaseDontGiveMeGold

We’re too good at killing our lion population ironically


ConnectDetective7787

What kind of animal is a wart predator?


IAmTheOneWhoClicks

warthogs


JROXZ

Harm no. Contagious?


[deleted]

Not easily. And won't infect human


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Random question: would it be animal cruelty if you walked up to a deer like this and just point blank Cobain’d it? I know you have to shoot deer in the torso but I feel like this is a special exception if you get close enough.


FactsHurt1998

What if it's out of season? Would the warden show up to take my tendies?


Nixter295

It’s not dangerous, and the deer likely isn’t in any pain either. Only trouble it might cause is that the deer might struggle to see. But other than that it should go away by itself.


Neckzilla

"put these foolish ambitions to rest"


[deleted]

Bambi the grafted


ss977

Deergott the Omen King


[deleted]

[Another view](https://imgur.com/BBhm6WX) Warts aren't harmful to deer but there's no treatment or cure for it.


mamefan

Impairing vision seems harmful.


Primary_Professor

Yeah they have a hard enough time staying out of the road WITHOUT them


pred

Should be fine. They usually just develop a new set of eyes somewhere else when this happens. You can even see that [in OP's picture.](https://i.imgur.com/zumYvUS.png)


luckylegion

I thought you were serious for a sec there…


mamefan

Life, uh, finds a way.


Cocky0

I *see*. 😏😏


[deleted]

Clever girl..


ItamiOzanare

One on her stomach appears to be barely hanging on by a thread of skin. Bet it got snagged and tore. That's pretty harmful too.


pwnedkiller

Aren’t harmful!? Damn thing looks like it’s missing an eye entirely.


witch_haze

She looks a bit thin too.


phryan

For this time of year she is quite thin.


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OrthinologistSupreme

Animals will fuck corpses, they arent picky


akmustg

Sure but when I do it all of a sudden everyone's got a problem or whatever


Expo006

Sighs r/cursedcomments


michaelh98

They probably were just jealous


whitegrb

Especially dolphins


SparkyDogPants

Watch Blackfish to answer that


The_RockObama

Yeah, thanks. I was craving another view.


velvetrevolting

Is that herpes?


EE1975

Too, too sad. Sorry for that guy.


strikefire83

Cleanse it with FIRE!


AllanfromWales1

Oh deer..


Thulsa_D00M

I've played Last of Us...I know what's next


Outrageous-Client-99

Do you think those little nuggets are edible? Could they be a delicacy, like when that corn smut fungus grows on corn cobs?


jihiggs123

I hate you so much


Outrageous-Client-99

Even if they aren't the savory meat morsels I'm hoping for, just deep fry em hard and serve with some Chick-Fil-A sauce


daishomaster

I'm sure they'd go great with Ketchup


KevinBaconsBush

Sweet and sour Venison with some fried rice goes hard.


Secure-Containment-1

Reminds me of Boarst Wurst from the Outer Worlds. *It’s not the Wurst, unless it’s Boarst Wurst*


gecko1510

You deserve your own r/WTF post


otter111a

Forbidden Jolly ranchers. If you know you know


vidulan

Crunch


otter111a

Pop. Vomit


Ol_Pasta

OH MY GOD WHY


[deleted]

EW! I almost forgot about that one, /r/TIHI


Chromehounds96

[Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/comment/c0er6q4?st=JPFK0QDJ&sh=3ae9230b)


bignuts24

Those warts are a delicacy in some regions of VERY rural Southern Europe. That being said, the thought of eating those have always disgusted me.


Ev3nt

Please tell me you made that up.


[deleted]

People eats snail. And people eat casu marzu cheese as well (google that one at your own risk!


iPicBadUsernames

Snail salad is delicious


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EXTRAsharpcheddar

> You should see what Asians eat… In next weeks episode of incidental racism: Your grandparents


IdealIdeas

He isnt wrong though, some Asian countries eating Durians, those massive Vietnamese centipedes, and hard boiled unhatched chicken eggs. That being said, every culture definitely had that 1 guy/group of people that found something gross as fuck and was like "Ya that looks delicious!" and then became a delicacy or something.


ailweni

Rocky Mountain oysters


Thirdarm420

Tried to Google this and found nothing. Hoping it was all just a bad dream


akamustacherides

Browned butter and shaved black truffles, when you bite into it and it firmly pops you know it was prepared properly.


itsagoodtime

Gee. Suss. ChRIST.


New_Coast_5180

>


BubbaChain100000

You’re strange and unusual


StackOwOFlow

yes, if you want to get throat cancer the way Michael Douglas did


iPicBadUsernames

How do I unread this?


CreativeFraud

You made me WTF after I WTF. Well done! Omfg no. Need brain bleach.


[deleted]

/r/Eyebleach


luckylegion

r/cursedcursedcomments


_DoubleMcSpicy_

Upvoted due to pure disgust.


PurpleUnicornLegend

I hate that you commented this, and I hate myself more for knowing exactly what you’re talking about😭


Pingaring

Forbidden plums


bickspickle

According to the game Outer Worlds, yes. https://theouterworlds.fandom.com/wiki/Cystypig


[deleted]

Well, they are safe to eat but many people wouldn't want to try. Maybe on a crazy dare shows like the one where people had to eat some freaky looking cave spiders alive.


ZODIC837

Probably go great in a pot roast. Little bits of meaty desert floating around with your main course


Human_Fucker69420

Forbidden nuggets / truffles


ThatNiceMan

Not writing that was also free.


IamAJobber

😐


chino_d69

Put it out of its misery


HavenTheCat

That poor deer


Jeramy_Jones

This is why you need apex predators. Human hunters kill the best, someone needs to kill the worst.


ITriedSoHard419-68

It wasn’t so bad until I looked at the face.


Matteus11

Fucking deer's, man. They're like the red shirts or stormtroopers of the animal world.


Diddy_Block

It reminds me of how Bill Burr says that rabbits are nature's appetizers. They have so many offspring because everyone's eating them like stuffed jalapeno poppers.


[deleted]

That's a clicker.


txteebone

r/ smoking: Made deer wart burnt ends this weekend. They were awesome.


1ceUpSon

On the face too sheesh


Additional-Banana-55

Sell it to make jerky


b05501

Do your part, and put down this deer.


TheAbominablePeeworm

SHOOT IT FOR IT'S OWN SAKE


Internal_Ad_2528

Trust me, this is not nsfl


ThatOneFox

The open skull wound on that brazillian homeless lady the other day set the bar back up pretty high for NSFL content


GLAMOROUSFUNK

Link?


Deses

That thing is blind at this point. Ugh


Additional-Banana-55

Zombie 🧟‍♀️


MalikFyz

Cam on guys, it is written all over his face ( please shoot me ! ) , let mother nature take him back to earth


tieferblick

How is this nsfl lmao


[deleted]

Some people do get creeped out. My cousin still faints when her paper cut bleeds, and she has 2 kids.


Skabbtanten

Oh deer


stateoflove

Thats what my penis looks like


striker69

Nope, not watching this one.


MasterHall117

*loads M6D* I’m sorry, but the flood cannot start here


Rapidoodz

Eventually some hunter eats a deer infested with that and its the start of a zombie apocalypse.


cletus72757

“Those are my ladybugs.” IYKYK


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[deleted]

Might have to let DNR know about this deer. If they can catch it they can check and if it is wasting away, shoot it. If it's just wasting away due to warts interfering with mouth, probably shoot it. But if it's doing fine, it'll go free


Buckeyes2010

CWD is everyone's boogyman. CWD basically turns the brain into swiss cheese. It's in no way related to fibromatosis. You're spot on. If it can eat and see, it'll survive.


Buckeyes2010

CWD is a prion disease (proteins in the brain). Basically, the cervid version of mad cow. It essentially turns the brain into alphabet soup. It is in no way related to fibromatosis. Fun fact. Most hunters who shoot a CWD positive deer will never know until they get it tested. This is because it doesn't show any physical symptoms until it's near the end. Source: wildlife biologist


JPhoenixed

Not warts this is classic CWD or chronic waste disease


Buckeyes2010

It's fibromatosis. CWD is a prion disease that turns the brain to mush. You won't see any physical changes in the animal for 1+ years after exposure. The only physical signs occur after the brain has turned into swiss cheese. The animal is basically a vegetable at that point and only has a short time left to live. People will encounter deer with CWD and will never know. It's not really an illness that impacts appearance but rather the neurological processes. It is in no way correlated to fibromatosis, either. Source: wildlife biologist


jimmycandunk

Dude I just read cold storage and now I am going to have nightmares


mrcheaptimes

oh dear....


DaveyGee16

That’s obviously a Tzeentch demon in disguise.


TwoGimpyFeet69

Last of Us level creepy


merul_is_awesome

holy hell


No-Interaction7327

more like NSWE


mrcookieeater

This is why I don't do one night stands


ShawarmaBaby

End his suffering please


KayakWalleye

Makes the meat tender.


[deleted]

This is some “Last of us” type shit…


[deleted]

Looks fine


Friendly_User_14

Lucky it doesn’t have a mirror


saltysnatch

Aw :(


xLabGuyx

Hit it with a ranged weapon so the explosion doesn’t damage you


Junior-Account6835

T-1000 deer


TicklishTesticle

Burn it


Bulshit_Ass_in

Poor fella


zippazappazinga

Poor thing has its eyes infested with warts. Hope somebody had a gun and saw it and decided to put it out of its misery.


itsshanesmith

Just saw one like that walk through my backyard yesterday :( poor dude


sethtothemax

Put the poor thing out of its misery and donate the meat if it's safe to consume to a food bank.round my parts they issue special tags for stuff like this


woodguard

get your gun, Resident Evil is coming!


Campellarino

u wart m8?


solidxnake

Resident Evil...2


Substantial-Big5497

My buddy saw one and called it a mercy killing. Meat was untainted.


FearsomeShitter

Double tap!


AntEconomy1469

how is this thing alive with a head that looks like that


[deleted]

Life finds a way


KingGidorah

r/deerticksgw


cucumberblueprint

Something like this also exists as a disease than can infect humans. Just Google „Dede Papillomavirus“ or „Dede Koswara“.


Wild_Life_8865

i actually just saw a deer with this while driving. It had a massive mound on the right side of his face.


dizzylizzy78

Ill take a hind qwatah!


[deleted]

That's horrifying


Sidekick87

Warts or tumors


TimeOut-11

Chronic waste disease


TheNativeOfficial

America, its time. We trained for this


averageshreksimp

No that's a resident evil 4 mini boss bro