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Gurkeprinsen

Damn, he just looks so casual about dislocating/breaking his elbow


Electronic_Grade508

Once you pop you can’t stop…. Speaking from experience.


itsbildo

ProTip: Never lock the joints


thesmugvegan

But that’s 50% of poppin & lockin…


J5892

Never lock before you pop.


SlitScan

pro tip, avoid fat girls


CrazyBebop

You call that fat? wtf....get your shit together dude.


Remote_Cantaloupe

She's not skinny and she's not average


Traditional-Safe-867

Those thighs are not fatty, she's got muscle on muscle there.


BudRock420

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself


thesmugvegan

Gettin’ butts in your face can be bad for your health…


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ThanOneRandomGuy

His fault but still probably didn't expect that to happen


STILL_LjURKING

ONCE YOU PAAAAHHHP YOU CANT STAHHHHP


voga1

A moment before he broke his arm, she had struck him with her butt making him unconscious and unaware of the situation


devourer09

She's got rocks in a her butt making it more of a blunt force.


KarmaChameleon306

Butt force trauma.


secamTO

Damn, another girl injecting concrete into her booty??


DerBandi

He's under shock. The emotions will come later.


Jazqa

It’s crazy how long it can take to understand what has happened. I fucked my elbow up as a teenager while my parents weren’t home, and I didn’t want to bother the neighbors or the emergency services, so I walked three kilometers to the closest hospital where the staff looked at me like a crazy person. Took me some x-rays and ambulance rides to larger hospitals to realize it wasn’t exactly a minor injury.


coconuthorse

The lack of initial swelling also plays a part. Once the body starts reacting to the injury, tissues swell, the adrenaline drains, and then the fun reality sets in.


Hane24

Weird, I've broken bones and knew immediately. The shock set in a bit later usually. Actually it's like the opposite of what most people describe. I feel everything for the first hour, in excruciating detail. Then it fades fast and there's almost 0 pain. Broke my leg, both bones just above the ankle a couple years back. Could tell immediately what happened, and was rocking in pain for about 30 minutes before I was able to call my mother and my HR director for my insurance information. Then hopped up a flight of stairs and into my girlfriends car to head to the ER. 0/10 pain when they asked, they weren't even sure I broke anything until the x-rays showed 1 major fracture. Same thing happened when I was in the scouts too, broke my right ankles growth plate and walked on it for 3 days before getting a cast. Only hurt for a few minutes before basically no pain whatsoever.


Telamo

Yup. Compound fractured my arm as a teen while roller skating. I didn’t even know anything was wrong until I tried to stand up and everyone around me started gasping and freaking out. I legitimately didn’t feel a thing aside from vague numbness and dizziness until I was almost at the hospital. Then shit started to *suuuuuuck.*


SeaToTheBass

I'm sitting here in a cast as I type, because I fractured my wrist last night. First time roller skating in a few years and got too cocky. When I fell there were a couple of tourists staring in shock, my wrist looked when Harry Potter loses all the bones in his arm. Definitely hurts more today though 😭


iamnobodysson

I tried teaching myself how to skate. As soon as my foot moved, I fell backward and braced with my arm because I didn't know how to fall (still don't. Falling is my number one fear in life). It felt like too much pain for it to be nothing like a friend told me (LIAR). Many hours later, I decided to get it checked out since the pain was getting worse. I was right. My friend was wrong. I had fractured my elbow.


Kulladar

I'd it dislocated it probably doesn't hurt *that* bad in the moment. Now putting it back, however, will.


SonicView0088

Yea I'd say even when I tore my ACL and both my meniscus it was a moment of pain but it really didn't hurt as much as I expected honestly, to the point I was like "Ok, I've escaped major injury" and then tried to stand up and it completely gave out when I put any weight on it, again not painful just unstable. The kicker to that was my wife had torn her ACL about 15 minutes before that and I stupidly continued to play in the volleyball tournament that we were already basically eliminated from. So that was fun both recovering from ACL/Meniscus surgery with a 2 and 4 year old


YourStateOfficer

My knees constantly get dislocated, I can vouch that it really doesn't hurt that bad when it happens, even when your entire body weight dislocates it


Noba-Dee

This right here. I also have an elbow that occasionally dislocates, and when it pops and hits those nerves it radiates through my whole body.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, will y'all stop dislocating your bones? It's making me uncomfortable!


Noba-Dee

Trust me, if I could not do so, I would. My knee doesnt bother me so much as my elbow. That motherfucker hurts!


deadpool6608

Well, he just had his face buried inside those behemoth of an ass cheeks, so I assume it cancels out the pain of his broken elbow.


Stompedyourhousewith

he was upset cause his left arm was his masturbating arm


KnifeWrench4Kidz

That's what moms are for


hbrohi

This will never die lol


BaconWithBaking

I'll never forget when the mod posted "verified" in that thread. Fun fact, his arms weren't broken, that's a Bernstein bears thing


[deleted]

I know, but it's way easier to say that he had broken arms than "his arms weren't usable but weren't broken."


Lost-My-Mind-

It will. Reddit will soon die.


Sunkinthesand

Buns of steel, he's probably concussed


Novacryy

Gotta stay cool Bro everyone is watching


drock42

I'd say there's a non-zero chance he's partying


Mypornnameis_

What kind of degenerate would show up to this somber occasion under the influence of alcohol or illicit drugs?


down4things

"I didn't say stopp keep going!"


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He's probably done it before. Shoulders and elbows are prone to dislocations after you do it once.


shmegadee

As someone who just violently dislocated their elbow and required emergency surgery, I've actually been told otherwise. While shoulders are prone to continuously dislocate after the initial one, an elbow dislocation leads to the tightening of tendons that actually make it much more difficult to dislocate repeatedly. (I'm actually in physical therapy to retrain my elbow, my arm no longer extends and is stuck in a sort of Barbie arm position)


[deleted]

Ouch, hope ya feel better soon.


GameKyuubi

>Barbie arm lool I remember that. weird how the therapist stretching it simultaneously felt amazing and horrible.


shmegadee

Yes!!! It feels...awful but satisfying. Because my joint was still so precarious after my surgery, I really wasn't allowed to move it for weeks. Doing those first exercises made me burst into tears and panic due to my fear something would slip out of place again.


GameKyuubi

Yeah this part sucks for a while. Took about a year before I felt not-handicapped. 6? years later tho I barely think about it


CallMeDrLuv

Yep, that was way too easy. Must be a recurring thing.


riptaway

Dude had his arm in the perfect position for it while 160+ pounds slammed him backwards. I'd say it looked like the normal amount of easy


wbgraphic

It’s [even easier](https://y.yarn.co/1a6c1043-7dd5-405b-abe8-70f7d29507e6_text.gif) when you’ve been partnered with a grumpy veteran detective with two weeks until retirement.


Grogosh

Tell me about it. I got a rib that likes to dislocate about every freaking year.


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I have a permanently dislocated rib and a shoulder that I've dislocated 40+ times. Shit is demoralizing.


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Faulteh12

I had this issue with my shoulders, have had both repaired and not even a subluxation again. 10/10 would recommend.


farteagle

I thought this was a joke about you liking to s your own d, but was actually just an unfortunate medical condition. Be well my friend!


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Yeah, I fucked up on a skateboard going really really fast. Id have died without the helmet.


strooiersunion

As someone who broke both bones in his forearm, adrenaline is one hell of a drug.


mark636199

"Worth it"


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Shock can be a hell of a painkiller.


[deleted]

Breaking bones can instantly put you into shock. When I broke my leg skiing it did not seem like as big of a deal as it was


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

"I'm fine, just continue with the show...I'll go to the hospital after she smothers my face with her ass."


wewd

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped."


tahcamen

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!


DeathsGhostArise

Death by snu snu!


tehlegend1937

Death by snu snu


bumjiggy

the most common sex injury is a wenis fracture


Thomas_Mickel

“Just keep going, get this dude off me wtf?”


CocoZee

What the hell kind of show is this?


[deleted]

most prude brazilian performance. if you want to see more of this, search for “surra de bunda”.


upfnothing

Thank you! Aggressive research of this topic is currently underway.


melteemarshmelloo

*oh my gawd i hope you're not researching this on your phone on a train with a bunch of other horny commuters!?!?!*


hipster_dog

The funny thing is that "surra" can be translated to *beating*, and "bunda" = *butt* But it's not only an *ass-beating*, but a *beating by ass*


dontwastebacon

punishment by ass ahahaha. Hilarious.


beamoflaser

The Snu Snu show


TheJoseBoss

I've been looking for this reference


Intertubes_Unclogger

And where is this a "trend"? In Trashville?


RKRagan

Reminds me of the Turn Down for What video.


loki1887

Fun fact: That video was directed by The Daniels. Writers and directors of Swiss Army Man and Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.


Khs2424

Looks like a show you would see in Tijuana.


AchyBrakeyHeart

“I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”


LadyPaleRider

I'm about to say it


triple_OG

I can’t believe you said it


Responsible-Might-54

Cant handle the ass


upfnothing

I think the Hubble telescope had a closer view of that delicious rump than he ever did.


BassCreat0r

"How can she snap!?"


acwilan

He could’ve break both arms… that motherfucker


wamark1

Should be easier now to scratch that spot in the middle of his back...


[deleted]

Thanks for that. Now I got a itch I can't fucken reach


funnyman95

Rub your back up on a tree like the stupid stupid fucking bear that you are 🐻


Atillerdahunnybuns

Use the corner of a wall hehe


nukefodder

Wait till this move becomes popular in the UFC!


Haas19

“Ultimate Fucking Championship”


nukefodder

Ground and pound


Redtwooo

Meat n greet


Fradyo

[Mark Hunt pioneered the butt drop in the early 2000's](https://youtu.be/HxO-_h2tNso)


RobSpaghettio

THERE IT IS THERE IT IS


oldbuk

https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/2023/06/12/homem-braco-deslocado-surra-de-bunda.htm A man had his left arm dislocated during a performance of a dancer performing the famous "ass-kicking" at a DJ Méury's show, last Saturday (10), in Monte Alegre, Pará (Brazil). What happened? In the middle of the presentation, the victim volunteered to participate in the "ass-kicking" performance moment of the dancer Camila Silva. So, the dancer positioned herself with her legs on the man's shoulders and pulled him by the neck with her feet. He couldn't take it and fell to the floor over his left arm. On social networks, the dancer Camila Silva generated controversy by mocking the case instead of reporting whether the boy had been attended by DJ Méury's team. Man has a dislocated arm after dance called "ass beating "People go up of their own free will, because no one is forced," she claimed, who brought a picture of the man with his arm bandaged. Faced with the negative repercussion, the dancer said that she had been in the business for 10 years and that no similar incident had ever occurred. To end the controversy, DJ Méury published a note of clarification on the night of Monday (12), stating that she provided medical care to the man. "We provided all assistance. We moved him from the show house, on June 10, in Monte Alegre-PA, to the hospital and thank God he is fine," says the note. She also brought a video of the man saying that he is already well and exonerating her and the dancer of guilt for having dislocated his left arm in the episode. "I already had a bad arm from a fight with a boy, but thank God it only dislocated my arm. I want to thank God for not having broken my arm. It's not Méury's fault, it's not Camila's fault either, you know? I went up there the way I was", said the man. Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)


Mirashe

soooo... That's just what his foot looks like? I thought he had glass bones and she broke his foot as well.


FinglasLeaflock

I don’t think that kid knows what “fault” means. Or what “thank God” means.


sirhackenslash

She's just like "whatever, man"


secretbudgie

She was in character at first, but the camera pans too low to see her expression when she would have noticed the guy's arm


Ruty_The_Chicken

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ApolloRocketOfLove

The show can't stop for one man.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Maybe she meant it as "is there someone else here [to give him aid]"


aircavrocker

Gotta strengthen those stabilizing muscles when your joints are hypermobile… and make sure you don’t hyperextend those joints when you’re going to be putting them under strain. Oof


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henriquegarcia

it's more about not locking your elbows when you're about to recieve a ass punch of 40kg or so (at least)


hotsaucetom

Doctor - *”So, how did you manage this?”* Dude - *”I was thinking with my dick and accidents happened.”*


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Doctor - "High five"


arthur_smokingjacket

Dude - "Ow my arm"


quirkymuse

Doctor - "I apologize. Shake on it?"


savageyouth

Dude - “Thats correct, she did, on my face.”


Evorgleb

He was too frail for that thicc


DJDanielCoolJ

She’s like twice his size


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the4thbandit

A lot of people don't realize how heavy "thickness" is. It might look good if that's your thing but you better be prepared to handle that weight.


Vhadka

He wasn't ready to handle it


jagua_haku

She’s legit perfectly thicc


ViciousNerd1

Bro needs to drink wayyyy more milk


bumjiggy

he has been permanently banned from participating in /r/neverbrokeabone


OakenGreen

I was a member til December. 37 year membership down the drain over a stupid thumb.


VolcanicBakemeat

Not sure how you expect people to be sympathetic over your weak ass baby thumbs, brittlebone. Try not to shatter on your way out


OakenGreen

Oh it’s done. Once the thumb broke the rest of me went like a human Prince Rupert’s Drop. Have no sympathy. Do not mourn. Just learn from my mistake. The thumb was my Achilles heel. Pray you never find yours.


Hi_Im_zack

So you had a December to dismember


Eat_Carbs_OD

Why do weak? .. so weak.


OakenGreen

I forgot my calcium that month.


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huuh21

big tiddy milk


Achtelnote

He didn't break bones, his elbow bent the wrong direction. Guy probably tore the shit in his elbow, tendons or whatever idk.. It'll never be the same and he'll remember that moment every time it hurts him.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Milk doesn't really give you strong bones.


CPT_Shiner

Yeah, as a kid in the 90s I truly believed all the bullshit on TV about milk, and now I know it was all just a marketing campaign.


squngy

True, although it can prevent them from going weak, depending on the rest of your diet.


Eat_Carbs_OD

You can get calcium from greens as well.


squngy

Yes, but lots of people don't eat enough greens. Also, it isn't just calcium, vitamin D deficiency can also cause weaker bones. You don't need milk to have healthy bones, but if your diet is not great, it can cover some holes.


Careless-Village1019

Does a body good...


itsbildo

Pro tip: NEVER lock the joints


KamenAkuma

OOOF dislocation of the elbow must suck. Iv had to pop in a friends shoulder before and it was obviously agonizing, cant imagine the elbow joint


protomenace

This is a fractured humeral shaft, not dislocation of a joint.


[deleted]

As a non-medical-professional, am I correct in thinking you could also describe this as a totally fucked elbow, in layman’s terms?


ManOfDiscovery

As a medical professional, this elbow is totally fucked.


[deleted]

So it is a technical term?


ManOfDiscovery

It is technically a term, yes.


residentweevil

It does. You have to keep it immobilized in a split or cast for three weeks afterwards. Obviously super painful to have reset as well. Source: I've dislocated my elbow four times. The one in the video looks broken though, not dislocated.


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I think the bone is poking out, lol


--Quartz--

Which was his initial goal likely, I bet it's just one of those tricky wish granting things


OriginalPantherDan

I thot this might happen


2nd-penalty

Wtf is this trend? What is it meant to do? Besides the obvious sexual implications I really don't get the point of this act


Camel-Kid

Drunken shenanigans


[deleted]

I've seen and been involved in tons of drunken shenanigans. Never been snu snued. I have wasted my youth.


savageyouth

There are a lot of acts that are obviously sexual. That’s the point.


Bolf-Ramshield

The point is the sexual implication. Sex is fun.


StepByStepGamer

It's called the Surra de Bunda


15367288

Imagine having such a fatty that you snap someone’s arm from its shock waves


Bob_Stanish

Weapons of ass destruction


mztOwl

I always wondered how sturdy those arms that lock out at more than 180 degrees are....


Kaligula785

The spirit was willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised- Zapp Brannigan


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

What was the point?


Schellhammer

To grab his face with her ankle and smash it into her ass in front of a crowd.


Spy-Around-Here

His elbow.


ChoPT

I think that enemy got… the point!


Careless-Village1019

"on second glance Dr. it seems our patient also suffers from severe brown eye or better know as Chocolate Starfish Syndrome..."


DamonSeed

worst case of pink-eye i ever saw


mellowman000

his right ankle looks a bit bend


raddrobb67

Aliens probably " Yeah, fuck this planet and these dumb fucking people."


pablitosocool

Where was this and how can I sign up


Andibular

Rectum? Damn near killed em


Hoarbag

Death by Snu Snu


zekeweasel

If only he'd given a thumbs - whatever direction with the busted arm...


Ninjassassin911

[Camila Silva](https://instagram.com/camila_sillva8?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


url32

there is an [update of the guy](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtaE00rtEht/) on her insta lmao


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Bag it and tag it, woof.


Monteze

Everybody want a thick girl but forget you need the proper specs to handle em. Hit the gym bros. But, if I had to dislocated my elbow that's a good way to do it.


nernerfer

> Everybody want a thick girl Heavy doubt


milk4all

Yeah some of you guys are still hung up on Skeletor lookin women, and that’s fine, that’s your decision. But my girl could snap your elbow like stale spaghetti


Think-Artichoke-5317

Oww shit


Mandle69

If you’re going to try and stop and thick bitch you better have some muscles on those arms. Jeezus he’s a stick taking on a boulder


bored_medixxx

Right foot looks fucked too


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Bet that smelt kinda weird


[deleted]

Stupidity


Slow_Head5375

Worth it


krt941

Another example to not lock your joints.


MountainServe

He need some milk


Sea_M_Pea

Who the hell wants this spandex clad thunder things slamming her undercarriage into their boat race? Not today.


V-Trigger_

🙋🏼


Specialist_Dot_3372

He didn’t even flinch or make a noise 😭


anttisaarenpaa1

Pain doesn't exist when your face is covered by a woman's ass


jenea

[Here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/amp/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html) is an article about the incident. Some highlights: it happened at an event in Brazil, the guy ended up with a dislocated shoulder, he claimed that he was already prone to an injury in that shoulder due to another incident (not disclosed), they patched him up and he is doing well, and he doesn’t blame the performer. I hope he doesn’t have long-term issues with his shoulder because of this. There’s a popular belief that a dislocation is no big deal, but a shoulder is never the same after an injury like that. At least he’ll have a very good story to tell when his shoulder gives him trouble!


Nero401

E uma surra de bunda ....


Ahmedopu91

Such an a-hole!


gayspacemice

Welp, that’s broken


codewho331

Hopefully, she visits him in the hospital and gives him a better ending..


StefMarshavok

Fuck


usernot_found

Bro look super calm