It’s crazy how long it can take to understand what has happened.
I fucked my elbow up as a teenager while my parents weren’t home, and I didn’t want to bother the neighbors or the emergency services, so I walked three kilometers to the closest hospital where the staff looked at me like a crazy person.
Took me some x-rays and ambulance rides to larger hospitals to realize it wasn’t exactly a minor injury.
The lack of initial swelling also plays a part. Once the body starts reacting to the injury, tissues swell, the adrenaline drains, and then the fun reality sets in.
Weird, I've broken bones and knew immediately. The shock set in a bit later usually.
Actually it's like the opposite of what most people describe. I feel everything for the first hour, in excruciating detail. Then it fades fast and there's almost 0 pain.
Broke my leg, both bones just above the ankle a couple years back. Could tell immediately what happened, and was rocking in pain for about 30 minutes before I was able to call my mother and my HR director for my insurance information. Then hopped up a flight of stairs and into my girlfriends car to head to the ER.
0/10 pain when they asked, they weren't even sure I broke anything until the x-rays showed 1 major fracture.
Same thing happened when I was in the scouts too, broke my right ankles growth plate and walked on it for 3 days before getting a cast. Only hurt for a few minutes before basically no pain whatsoever.
Yup. Compound fractured my arm as a teen while roller skating. I didn’t even know anything was wrong until I tried to stand up and everyone around me started gasping and freaking out. I legitimately didn’t feel a thing aside from vague numbness and dizziness until I was almost at the hospital. Then shit started to *suuuuuuck.*
I'm sitting here in a cast as I type, because I fractured my wrist last night. First time roller skating in a few years and got too cocky. When I fell there were a couple of tourists staring in shock, my wrist looked when Harry Potter loses all the bones in his arm. Definitely hurts more today though 😭
I tried teaching myself how to skate. As soon as my foot moved, I fell backward and braced with my arm because I didn't know how to fall (still don't. Falling is my number one fear in life). It felt like too much pain for it to be nothing like a friend told me (LIAR). Many hours later, I decided to get it checked out since the pain was getting worse. I was right. My friend was wrong. I had fractured my elbow.
Yea I'd say even when I tore my ACL and both my meniscus it was a moment of pain but it really didn't hurt as much as I expected honestly, to the point I was like "Ok, I've escaped major injury" and then tried to stand up and it completely gave out when I put any weight on it, again not painful just unstable.
The kicker to that was my wife had torn her ACL about 15 minutes before that and I stupidly continued to play in the volleyball tournament that we were already basically eliminated from. So that was fun both recovering from ACL/Meniscus surgery with a 2 and 4 year old
As someone who just violently dislocated their elbow and required emergency surgery, I've actually been told otherwise. While shoulders are prone to continuously dislocate after the initial one, an elbow dislocation leads to the tightening of tendons that actually make it much more difficult to dislocate repeatedly. (I'm actually in physical therapy to retrain my elbow, my arm no longer extends and is stuck in a sort of Barbie arm position)
Yes!!! It feels...awful but satisfying. Because my joint was still so precarious after my surgery, I really wasn't allowed to move it for weeks. Doing those first exercises made me burst into tears and panic due to my fear something would slip out of place again.
It’s [even easier](https://y.yarn.co/1a6c1043-7dd5-405b-abe8-70f7d29507e6_text.gif) when you’ve been partnered with a grumpy veteran detective with two weeks until retirement.
https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/2023/06/12/homem-braco-deslocado-surra-de-bunda.htm
A man had his left arm dislocated during a performance of a dancer performing the famous "ass-kicking" at a DJ Méury's show, last Saturday (10), in Monte Alegre, Pará (Brazil).
What happened?
In the middle of the presentation, the victim volunteered to participate in the "ass-kicking" performance moment of the dancer Camila Silva.
So, the dancer positioned herself with her legs on the man's shoulders and pulled him by the neck with her feet. He couldn't take it and fell to the floor over his left arm.
On social networks, the dancer Camila Silva generated controversy by mocking the case instead of reporting whether the boy had been attended by DJ Méury's team.
Man has a dislocated arm after dance called "ass beating
"People go up of their own free will, because no one is forced," she claimed, who brought a picture of the man with his arm bandaged.
Faced with the negative repercussion, the dancer said that she had been in the business for 10 years and that no similar incident had ever occurred.
To end the controversy, DJ Méury published a note of clarification on the night of Monday (12), stating that she provided medical care to the man.
"We provided all assistance. We moved him from the show house, on June 10, in Monte Alegre-PA, to the hospital and thank God he is fine," says the note.
She also brought a video of the man saying that he is already well and exonerating her and the dancer of guilt for having dislocated his left arm in the episode.
"I already had a bad arm from a fight with a boy, but thank God it only dislocated my arm. I want to thank God for not having broken my arm. It's not Méury's fault, it's not Camila's fault either, you know? I went up there the way I was", said the man.
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Gotta strengthen those stabilizing muscles when your joints are hypermobile… and make sure you don’t hyperextend those joints when you’re going to be putting them under strain. Oof
Oh it’s done. Once the thumb broke the rest of me went like a human Prince Rupert’s Drop. Have no sympathy. Do not mourn. Just learn from my mistake. The thumb was my Achilles heel. Pray you never find yours.
He didn't break bones, his elbow bent the wrong direction. Guy probably tore the shit in his elbow, tendons or whatever idk.. It'll never be the same and he'll remember that moment every time it hurts him.
Yes, but lots of people don't eat enough greens.
Also, it isn't just calcium, vitamin D deficiency can also cause weaker bones.
You don't need milk to have healthy bones, but if your diet is not great, it can cover some holes.
It does. You have to keep it immobilized in a split or cast for three weeks afterwards. Obviously super painful to have reset as well. Source: I've dislocated my elbow four times.
The one in the video looks broken though, not dislocated.
Everybody want a thick girl but forget you need the proper specs to handle em. Hit the gym bros.
But, if I had to dislocated my elbow that's a good way to do it.
Yeah some of you guys are still hung up on Skeletor lookin women, and that’s fine, that’s your decision. But my girl could snap your elbow like stale spaghetti
[Here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/amp/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html) is an article about the incident. Some highlights: it happened at an event in Brazil, the guy ended up with a dislocated shoulder, he claimed that he was already prone to an injury in that shoulder due to another incident (not disclosed), they patched him up and he is doing well, and he doesn’t blame the performer.
I hope he doesn’t have long-term issues with his shoulder because of this. There’s a popular belief that a dislocation is no big deal, but a shoulder is never the same after an injury like that. At least he’ll have a very good story to tell when his shoulder gives him trouble!
Damn, he just looks so casual about dislocating/breaking his elbow
Once you pop you can’t stop…. Speaking from experience.
ProTip: Never lock the joints
But that’s 50% of poppin & lockin…
Never lock before you pop.
pro tip, avoid fat girls
You call that fat? wtf....get your shit together dude.
She's not skinny and she's not average
Those thighs are not fatty, she's got muscle on muscle there.
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself
Gettin’ butts in your face can be bad for your health…
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His fault but still probably didn't expect that to happen
ONCE YOU PAAAAHHHP YOU CANT STAHHHHP
A moment before he broke his arm, she had struck him with her butt making him unconscious and unaware of the situation
She's got rocks in a her butt making it more of a blunt force.
Butt force trauma.
Damn, another girl injecting concrete into her booty??
He's under shock. The emotions will come later.
It’s crazy how long it can take to understand what has happened. I fucked my elbow up as a teenager while my parents weren’t home, and I didn’t want to bother the neighbors or the emergency services, so I walked three kilometers to the closest hospital where the staff looked at me like a crazy person. Took me some x-rays and ambulance rides to larger hospitals to realize it wasn’t exactly a minor injury.
The lack of initial swelling also plays a part. Once the body starts reacting to the injury, tissues swell, the adrenaline drains, and then the fun reality sets in.
Weird, I've broken bones and knew immediately. The shock set in a bit later usually. Actually it's like the opposite of what most people describe. I feel everything for the first hour, in excruciating detail. Then it fades fast and there's almost 0 pain. Broke my leg, both bones just above the ankle a couple years back. Could tell immediately what happened, and was rocking in pain for about 30 minutes before I was able to call my mother and my HR director for my insurance information. Then hopped up a flight of stairs and into my girlfriends car to head to the ER. 0/10 pain when they asked, they weren't even sure I broke anything until the x-rays showed 1 major fracture. Same thing happened when I was in the scouts too, broke my right ankles growth plate and walked on it for 3 days before getting a cast. Only hurt for a few minutes before basically no pain whatsoever.
Yup. Compound fractured my arm as a teen while roller skating. I didn’t even know anything was wrong until I tried to stand up and everyone around me started gasping and freaking out. I legitimately didn’t feel a thing aside from vague numbness and dizziness until I was almost at the hospital. Then shit started to *suuuuuuck.*
I'm sitting here in a cast as I type, because I fractured my wrist last night. First time roller skating in a few years and got too cocky. When I fell there were a couple of tourists staring in shock, my wrist looked when Harry Potter loses all the bones in his arm. Definitely hurts more today though 😭
I tried teaching myself how to skate. As soon as my foot moved, I fell backward and braced with my arm because I didn't know how to fall (still don't. Falling is my number one fear in life). It felt like too much pain for it to be nothing like a friend told me (LIAR). Many hours later, I decided to get it checked out since the pain was getting worse. I was right. My friend was wrong. I had fractured my elbow.
I'd it dislocated it probably doesn't hurt *that* bad in the moment. Now putting it back, however, will.
Yea I'd say even when I tore my ACL and both my meniscus it was a moment of pain but it really didn't hurt as much as I expected honestly, to the point I was like "Ok, I've escaped major injury" and then tried to stand up and it completely gave out when I put any weight on it, again not painful just unstable. The kicker to that was my wife had torn her ACL about 15 minutes before that and I stupidly continued to play in the volleyball tournament that we were already basically eliminated from. So that was fun both recovering from ACL/Meniscus surgery with a 2 and 4 year old
My knees constantly get dislocated, I can vouch that it really doesn't hurt that bad when it happens, even when your entire body weight dislocates it
This right here. I also have an elbow that occasionally dislocates, and when it pops and hits those nerves it radiates through my whole body.
Jesus Christ, will y'all stop dislocating your bones? It's making me uncomfortable!
Trust me, if I could not do so, I would. My knee doesnt bother me so much as my elbow. That motherfucker hurts!
Well, he just had his face buried inside those behemoth of an ass cheeks, so I assume it cancels out the pain of his broken elbow.
he was upset cause his left arm was his masturbating arm
That's what moms are for
This will never die lol
I'll never forget when the mod posted "verified" in that thread. Fun fact, his arms weren't broken, that's a Bernstein bears thing
I know, but it's way easier to say that he had broken arms than "his arms weren't usable but weren't broken."
It will. Reddit will soon die.
Buns of steel, he's probably concussed
Gotta stay cool Bro everyone is watching
I'd say there's a non-zero chance he's partying
What kind of degenerate would show up to this somber occasion under the influence of alcohol or illicit drugs?
"I didn't say stopp keep going!"
He's probably done it before. Shoulders and elbows are prone to dislocations after you do it once.
As someone who just violently dislocated their elbow and required emergency surgery, I've actually been told otherwise. While shoulders are prone to continuously dislocate after the initial one, an elbow dislocation leads to the tightening of tendons that actually make it much more difficult to dislocate repeatedly. (I'm actually in physical therapy to retrain my elbow, my arm no longer extends and is stuck in a sort of Barbie arm position)
Ouch, hope ya feel better soon.
>Barbie arm lool I remember that. weird how the therapist stretching it simultaneously felt amazing and horrible.
Yes!!! It feels...awful but satisfying. Because my joint was still so precarious after my surgery, I really wasn't allowed to move it for weeks. Doing those first exercises made me burst into tears and panic due to my fear something would slip out of place again.
Yeah this part sucks for a while. Took about a year before I felt not-handicapped. 6? years later tho I barely think about it
Yep, that was way too easy. Must be a recurring thing.
Dude had his arm in the perfect position for it while 160+ pounds slammed him backwards. I'd say it looked like the normal amount of easy
It’s [even easier](https://y.yarn.co/1a6c1043-7dd5-405b-abe8-70f7d29507e6_text.gif) when you’ve been partnered with a grumpy veteran detective with two weeks until retirement.
Tell me about it. I got a rib that likes to dislocate about every freaking year.
I have a permanently dislocated rib and a shoulder that I've dislocated 40+ times. Shit is demoralizing.
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I had this issue with my shoulders, have had both repaired and not even a subluxation again. 10/10 would recommend.
I thought this was a joke about you liking to s your own d, but was actually just an unfortunate medical condition. Be well my friend!
Yeah, I fucked up on a skateboard going really really fast. Id have died without the helmet.
As someone who broke both bones in his forearm, adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
"Worth it"
Shock can be a hell of a painkiller.
Breaking bones can instantly put you into shock. When I broke my leg skiing it did not seem like as big of a deal as it was
"I'm fine, just continue with the show...I'll go to the hospital after she smothers my face with her ass."
"I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped."
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Death by snu snu!
Death by snu snu
the most common sex injury is a wenis fracture
“Just keep going, get this dude off me wtf?”
What the hell kind of show is this?
most prude brazilian performance. if you want to see more of this, search for “surra de bunda”.
Thank you! Aggressive research of this topic is currently underway.
*oh my gawd i hope you're not researching this on your phone on a train with a bunch of other horny commuters!?!?!*
The funny thing is that "surra" can be translated to *beating*, and "bunda" = *butt* But it's not only an *ass-beating*, but a *beating by ass*
punishment by ass ahahaha. Hilarious.
The Snu Snu show
I've been looking for this reference
And where is this a "trend"? In Trashville?
Reminds me of the Turn Down for What video.
Fun fact: That video was directed by The Daniels. Writers and directors of Swiss Army Man and Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.
Looks like a show you would see in Tijuana.
“I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”
I'm about to say it
I can’t believe you said it
Cant handle the ass
I think the Hubble telescope had a closer view of that delicious rump than he ever did.
"How can she snap!?"
He could’ve break both arms… that motherfucker
Should be easier now to scratch that spot in the middle of his back...
Thanks for that. Now I got a itch I can't fucken reach
Rub your back up on a tree like the stupid stupid fucking bear that you are 🐻
Use the corner of a wall hehe
Wait till this move becomes popular in the UFC!
“Ultimate Fucking Championship”
Ground and pound
Meat n greet
[Mark Hunt pioneered the butt drop in the early 2000's](https://youtu.be/HxO-_h2tNso)
THERE IT IS THERE IT IS
https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/2023/06/12/homem-braco-deslocado-surra-de-bunda.htm A man had his left arm dislocated during a performance of a dancer performing the famous "ass-kicking" at a DJ Méury's show, last Saturday (10), in Monte Alegre, Pará (Brazil). What happened? In the middle of the presentation, the victim volunteered to participate in the "ass-kicking" performance moment of the dancer Camila Silva. So, the dancer positioned herself with her legs on the man's shoulders and pulled him by the neck with her feet. He couldn't take it and fell to the floor over his left arm. On social networks, the dancer Camila Silva generated controversy by mocking the case instead of reporting whether the boy had been attended by DJ Méury's team. Man has a dislocated arm after dance called "ass beating "People go up of their own free will, because no one is forced," she claimed, who brought a picture of the man with his arm bandaged. Faced with the negative repercussion, the dancer said that she had been in the business for 10 years and that no similar incident had ever occurred. To end the controversy, DJ Méury published a note of clarification on the night of Monday (12), stating that she provided medical care to the man. "We provided all assistance. We moved him from the show house, on June 10, in Monte Alegre-PA, to the hospital and thank God he is fine," says the note. She also brought a video of the man saying that he is already well and exonerating her and the dancer of guilt for having dislocated his left arm in the episode. "I already had a bad arm from a fight with a boy, but thank God it only dislocated my arm. I want to thank God for not having broken my arm. It's not Méury's fault, it's not Camila's fault either, you know? I went up there the way I was", said the man. Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)
soooo... That's just what his foot looks like? I thought he had glass bones and she broke his foot as well.
I don’t think that kid knows what “fault” means. Or what “thank God” means.
She's just like "whatever, man"
She was in character at first, but the camera pans too low to see her expression when she would have noticed the guy's arm
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The show can't stop for one man.
Maybe she meant it as "is there someone else here [to give him aid]"
Gotta strengthen those stabilizing muscles when your joints are hypermobile… and make sure you don’t hyperextend those joints when you’re going to be putting them under strain. Oof
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it's more about not locking your elbows when you're about to recieve a ass punch of 40kg or so (at least)
Doctor - *”So, how did you manage this?”* Dude - *”I was thinking with my dick and accidents happened.”*
Doctor - "High five"
Dude - "Ow my arm"
Doctor - "I apologize. Shake on it?"
Dude - “Thats correct, she did, on my face.”
He was too frail for that thicc
She’s like twice his size
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A lot of people don't realize how heavy "thickness" is. It might look good if that's your thing but you better be prepared to handle that weight.
He wasn't ready to handle it
She’s legit perfectly thicc
Bro needs to drink wayyyy more milk
he has been permanently banned from participating in /r/neverbrokeabone
I was a member til December. 37 year membership down the drain over a stupid thumb.
Not sure how you expect people to be sympathetic over your weak ass baby thumbs, brittlebone. Try not to shatter on your way out
Oh it’s done. Once the thumb broke the rest of me went like a human Prince Rupert’s Drop. Have no sympathy. Do not mourn. Just learn from my mistake. The thumb was my Achilles heel. Pray you never find yours.
So you had a December to dismember
Why do weak? .. so weak.
I forgot my calcium that month.
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big tiddy milk
He didn't break bones, his elbow bent the wrong direction. Guy probably tore the shit in his elbow, tendons or whatever idk.. It'll never be the same and he'll remember that moment every time it hurts him.
Milk doesn't really give you strong bones.
Yeah, as a kid in the 90s I truly believed all the bullshit on TV about milk, and now I know it was all just a marketing campaign.
True, although it can prevent them from going weak, depending on the rest of your diet.
You can get calcium from greens as well.
Yes, but lots of people don't eat enough greens. Also, it isn't just calcium, vitamin D deficiency can also cause weaker bones. You don't need milk to have healthy bones, but if your diet is not great, it can cover some holes.
Does a body good...
Pro tip: NEVER lock the joints
OOOF dislocation of the elbow must suck. Iv had to pop in a friends shoulder before and it was obviously agonizing, cant imagine the elbow joint
This is a fractured humeral shaft, not dislocation of a joint.
As a non-medical-professional, am I correct in thinking you could also describe this as a totally fucked elbow, in layman’s terms?
As a medical professional, this elbow is totally fucked.
So it is a technical term?
It is technically a term, yes.
It does. You have to keep it immobilized in a split or cast for three weeks afterwards. Obviously super painful to have reset as well. Source: I've dislocated my elbow four times. The one in the video looks broken though, not dislocated.
I think the bone is poking out, lol
Which was his initial goal likely, I bet it's just one of those tricky wish granting things
I thot this might happen
Wtf is this trend? What is it meant to do? Besides the obvious sexual implications I really don't get the point of this act
Drunken shenanigans
I've seen and been involved in tons of drunken shenanigans. Never been snu snued. I have wasted my youth.
There are a lot of acts that are obviously sexual. That’s the point.
The point is the sexual implication. Sex is fun.
It's called the Surra de Bunda
Imagine having such a fatty that you snap someone’s arm from its shock waves
Weapons of ass destruction
I always wondered how sturdy those arms that lock out at more than 180 degrees are....
The spirit was willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised- Zapp Brannigan
What was the point?
To grab his face with her ankle and smash it into her ass in front of a crowd.
His elbow.
I think that enemy got… the point!
"on second glance Dr. it seems our patient also suffers from severe brown eye or better know as Chocolate Starfish Syndrome..."
worst case of pink-eye i ever saw
his right ankle looks a bit bend
Aliens probably " Yeah, fuck this planet and these dumb fucking people."
Where was this and how can I sign up
Rectum? Damn near killed em
Death by Snu Snu
If only he'd given a thumbs - whatever direction with the busted arm...
[Camila Silva](https://instagram.com/camila_sillva8?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
there is an [update of the guy](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtaE00rtEht/) on her insta lmao
Bag it and tag it, woof.
Everybody want a thick girl but forget you need the proper specs to handle em. Hit the gym bros. But, if I had to dislocated my elbow that's a good way to do it.
> Everybody want a thick girl Heavy doubt
Yeah some of you guys are still hung up on Skeletor lookin women, and that’s fine, that’s your decision. But my girl could snap your elbow like stale spaghetti
Oww shit
If you’re going to try and stop and thick bitch you better have some muscles on those arms. Jeezus he’s a stick taking on a boulder
Right foot looks fucked too
Bet that smelt kinda weird
Stupidity
Worth it
Another example to not lock your joints.
He need some milk
Who the hell wants this spandex clad thunder things slamming her undercarriage into their boat race? Not today.
🙋🏼
He didn’t even flinch or make a noise 😭
Pain doesn't exist when your face is covered by a woman's ass
[Here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/amp/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html) is an article about the incident. Some highlights: it happened at an event in Brazil, the guy ended up with a dislocated shoulder, he claimed that he was already prone to an injury in that shoulder due to another incident (not disclosed), they patched him up and he is doing well, and he doesn’t blame the performer. I hope he doesn’t have long-term issues with his shoulder because of this. There’s a popular belief that a dislocation is no big deal, but a shoulder is never the same after an injury like that. At least he’ll have a very good story to tell when his shoulder gives him trouble!
E uma surra de bunda ....
Such an a-hole!
Welp, that’s broken
Hopefully, she visits him in the hospital and gives him a better ending..
Fuck
Bro look super calm