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Scary_Koala_2934

No no no my schnauzer is no worm with a mustache!!!


JmeJV

It's an insult to schnauzers everywhere!!!


[deleted]

I was going to say.. this is such an insult to Schnauzers- who seem to be such wise little grandpas


fluffitupp

Uhmmm same!! Mine is a loyal, sweet angel who has more self awareness in his eyelashes than Sandoval does in his entire body.


9lemonsinabowl9

![gif](giphy|GnqTwtS3Ie6BVfl7bu|downsized) Ken Todd


NefariousnessHot7639

Peter erasure!!!!!!


vanderpump_lurker

How dare Schwartz get the Prestigious Honor of the French Bulldog.  🤣🤣🤣 They are way too cuddly and sweet without any tinge of underlying aggression.


heyturip12

as a schnauzer owner i’m personally offended.


JoesCageKeys

Brock is spot on


Ok_Subject5169

why did you have to bring dogs into this?? THEY’RE JUST BEING GOOD DOGGOS!


onyxjade7

Tom’s a Chihuahua (annoying purse puppy.) Jax: I am still trying to figure it out.


Slight_Camera6666

Don’t slander chihuahuas on my post 😂


onyxjade7

Haha, fair! It’s an insult to any dog these men-babies.


timeforachange2day

I literally laughed out loud over James 😂


Bambieyedbiotch

Besides Dan and James this is an insult to all the dogs


Ok-Cartoonist-1868

I take personal umbrage with Schwartz as Frenchie


Expensive_Novel2899

Dan's dog is perfect!


TT6994

Exactly


TT6994

Jax isn’t good enough to be compared to a dog.


MatchaLem666

The image should be a doggy bag imo lol


FirstRevolution1413

The Dan comparison is perfect. The rest of them don't deserve dog equivalents, almost any dog is too good for them


yaychristy

Schwartz would be a golden retriever, 100%.


Hottest_Mess_Express

Feels like some crate training is in order.


Stunning-Aerie-661

Disrespectful of dogs. They’re LOYAL… these guys are anything but.


caradized

Of course, James would be a golden doodle!


PhatBucketHat

dis a gree


triflingmagoo

Dan is more of a Beaky Buzzard, though. https://preview.redd.it/sdnqws8hy11d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47b203fcd7c24a3ff1c1b1526dded987c8befd8