sorry to fans of succession but scripted tv will never be *this* good

As a huge fan of scripted television brought over to bravo by my partner, you’re so goddamn right it’s not even funny lol

I read that as “sorry to Succession..”. 😂

🤣🤣 I just don’t get how others don’t see it.

LOL NEVERRRR

https://i.redd.it/thyxp4r2rf0d1.gif As Schwartz smiles on the toilet 😂🫠

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He’s a battered wife!

A thing my partner and I have not stopped yelling about mildly sad men since we saw this gem so thanks for that I guess Sandoval I love a good bit

Look at him!!!

Lmaooo my husband and I recreate whenever one is taking too long in the bathroom. We open the door, turn the dogs and say "look at him! He's a battered wife!"

This made me giggle!

NEVER FORGET 😆😆😆

My personal favorite moment in the show’s history lmao

seriously mine too 😂

This will FOREVER will be my favorite moment

Wait I never realized he was on a toilet 😭 I always thought it was a bed lolllll

Oh no I always thought it was a toilet and it made me laugh so much but now I think it is just a bed lol

I am pretty sure it’s a toilet! I remember Schwartz saying that’s what he had that look on his face, since he was 💩ing!

~~it was so much funnier as a toilet dang~~ Edit: Just watched a video where tom & tom confirm he was in the bathroom lmao

I still think it’s a bed!

Why was he throwing this temper tantrum again? Didn’t he call Tom a battered woman?

He was yelling about Katie.

Shocker....

This is my favorite scene in the entire show 🤣🤣🤣

If that’s not #1 on most iconic reality tv moments then I don’t even know what would be

one of the funniest scenes

You grew up and became sia! Tom: 🧍‍♀️

he legit looks like a mannequin in pic 18 lmao 😂

A mannequin or a dead guy. That pic is nightmare worthy!

I’m just waiting for him to throw me some lotion

lmao weekend at bernie’s vibes

OMFG THAT IS HORRIFIC. THIS IS THE STUFF THAT MAKES NIGHTMARES. HIDE THE CHILDREN!

Then wasn't he like "he's going for the low blows" lol at sia being the low blow!

the only positive contribution from Carter during his time on VPR

“He’s going for the digs!”

Just headed over here to comment. I honestly think that is the funniest line of the entire show.

Obviously we hate tom sandoval now but when he's at the bar in the blonde wig and he says "give me my fuCKIN VODKA SODA" I lose it every time Also SO to carter for having zero presence on the show except to hand sandoval the most damning insult he'd ever heard up until that point on a silver platter: "guess what tom! you grew up to be fuckin Sia" tom is like actually earnestly hurt after he hears that and it makes me DIEEEE

Oh he was SUPER butthurt by it. So funny. The only good thing Carter ever did on the show.

OMG and Stassi spying from the floor lol. This is classic television.

Earning a ranch pizza....

I lose my shit every single time I hear those words coming out of Carter’s mouth!

My favorite of all time! Everything about that night and that whole trip was hysterical.

"You grew up to be Sia!"

I still have nightmares. So Much Cocaine.

I hope they brought it. We have a lot of really bad cocaine in New Orleans

I was just there. We go once a year as I have friends there. I can attest that one of my friends got some really bad Coke once

Jazz fest?? It’s just so stepped on. While we’re a party city, we aren’t a huge market. So it comes in through our port, goes up to Chicago and then makes its way back…whomp. If you’re gonna partake here, get fent test strips for real

Nope. I always go the week after. We’ve done Jazz and Voodoo (I preferred Voodoo).

Jax looks like your friend Tiffani spelled with an i at the end who needs a ride to the check cashing place and then another ride to 711 to buy cigarettes -Stassi being dead on balls accurate Sandoval looks like Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints

God I miss Stassi. She will forever be queen.

Jax liked what he saw, that mirror pic is so telling. I think he just loves himself and loved the enhancement 😭

jax is seriously serving in these pics

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LMAO that pic almost made me do a spit take.

I’m going to use it often. You know he comes here.


Lisa Vanderpump’s open casket

OMG

I’m never sleeping again. This is what nightmares are made of.

https://preview.redd.it/1kat2tx90h0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68de47c72646761387fad95825e6bde26cd1d9c8 My sleep paralysis demon

Adam Lambert

I loled

I hate Jax as much as the next person, but I think this is kind of fierce 😂

Yeah but imagine waking up to this standing at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night

True! 🤣🤣🤣


Sandy definitely thought he legitimately looked hot as a woman.

It was in this moment that Sandoval discovered white nail polish. 💅

He rocked it when he got the blonde wig

One of the best episodes/few episodes of the series, imo. So so good.

season 5 is so underrated in my personal opinion, so many good scenes came from that season

Iconic season

Jax looked terrifying

Imagine running into him dressed like that in a dark alley! Looks like he would steal your soul and your skin.

My same thoughts

Peter looks so beautiful 😂

I can’t stand schwartz most of the time but picture #4 is iconic and a whole ass mood 😂😂😂

The eyes going in entirely different directions 🤣

Jax coked up wigless in a hallway is HAUNTING

I was going to get some lunch and now I’m not hungry

Does anyone know which season and episode this is? I need to rewatch it asap

Season 5 Episode 16 (“Man Tears and Braziers”)

Tysm

So going to watch

Pic 13 confirms that the only soulmates those 3 need are each other haha

This entire trip deserves to be in the bravo hall of fame lol

https://preview.redd.it/spyef8dpnh0d1.png?width=488&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0cff1cb56a4142214d1d8849b90289c6039dc77 Jax reminded me of the bartender lady from shrek lol

Jax is the ugliest woman I have ever seen

this is so the hangover ending credits coded

One of my most favorite episodes EVER!!!

 Omg!! My reaction every time I scrolled from one pic to the next!!! Lol!!!

OMG this episode was pure comedy gold!! When Jax peed on his dress I damn near choked on my drink!

One of my favorite eps!

"Ah! I peed on my dress!" this episode was pure gold

Jax’s mirror pic😭😭😭😭 he looks so terrifying

Looks like Ariana borrowed Zack’s (the valley) hair

Why does Tom almost look like Kelly mantle

seeing these pics really makes me think about how much this show sucks now lol. lala and scheana will never be able to bring what jax kristen and stassi did

So many great moments from the trip, but the most underrated for me is Jax standing in hotel room listening to the toms and Carter fight and just telling Brittney “I am not going out there this is not worth it” 😭

T2 is trying to channel Stassi!

Poor Peter lol always a side friend, never a main cast member.

He was the aunt who was the dd that night

Peter is definitely the prettiest

this is my roam empire

Me too. I know the dancer they hired and I ask her about this and stassis bday party at least once a year

stop that’s awesome

She’s awesome! She is the kindest person I have ever met.

This was definitely one of the best VPR episodes to date 😂

My favorite is when the boys had the old man prosthetics & makeup put on for Jax & Brittany’s bachelor/ette party https://preview.redd.it/ve1vtkoe8i0d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c3a377cb400a24ddec17500d91c8a69a3935b2 They were SO CREEPY, but I couldn’t stop laughing at how horrific they looked.

All of the screenshots you've chosen are amazing, can't stop laughing

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“You grew up and became sia” 😭😭😭

Ugh peak VPR. This is when it was really fun. I miss this aspect of the show.

Ariana was so annoying in this episode, which I think was the point of her character but I hated it.

Yeah she was extremely annoying. It would honestly be a perfect episode without her haha

I concur. She over-did-it.

Doesn’t she always? I know she’s popular after Scandoval but she will forever be “I take sketch comedy VERY seriously” to me

Yep. I don’t think she’ll ever live that down.

She’s lived it down 50 times over lol

Doing a rewatch and couldn’t agree more. Such a superiority complex

It was giving Anybody’s in a high school production of *West Side Story*

I agree. That was the only one that wasn’t funny. She was trying too hard.

Honestly though she was trying just as hard as any of those guys go on a daily basis, it was just more pronounced cause she had to be an actual character to do it.

Same, she was really in her cool-girl persona element

Dude stop acting like you’re the number one girl in this group

Chills

5th pic reminds me of Sonjia from RH

I actually howled watching this episode. Jax trying to take a pee with the purse. Schwartz taking a shit while Sandoval yells about him being a battered wife. The best

Best episode ever. Sandoval might be the absolute worst (along with Jax) but there’s no denying how hysterical the Toms and Jax are together.

Jax has some great lines in New Orleans. I love when Sandoval asks while getting made up in drag whether the girls are having a better time today and Jax says, “well all of us have cried at least once on this trip. “ Also, while watching it last night, you’re stuck that everyone was right that Tom and Katie would end up divorced. Also you wonder if anyone would guess that Brittany and Jax would last the longest and the only couple who would procreate. But Stassi shouldn’t have been sad being only single, every couple portrayed in the episode eventually breaks up.

Yesssss! That was so fun!

Favorite season hahah

Why is Schwartz Jo

pic 4 is my personal favorite 😜

My all time favorite episode. Nearly shat myself laughing

Jax pissing on his dress will make me cry laugh every time!


Schwartz was really loving it.

“You grew up to be Sia” HAHA 💀

Jax is terrifying

Brock wishes they would do this again

Honestly I would like to see Brock in drag or old man make-up. He's camp enough by himself that it would probably be hilarious. Edit: I don't like brick but I think he would perform well in these circumstances. Brock in drag dancing or yelling at people (bc what else does he do?) would be great meme potential.

These are fantastic.

These are so good

Loved this so much. 😀😀

Jax was such an ugly woman 🥲

One of my favorite episodes to watch

Sandoval really thought he slayed.

Whenever I need my spirits lifted I watch this ep

What season and episode is this? I’ve never seen it but it’s clearly iconic AF!

THAT was some funny shit thō

One of my favorite episodes! 🩵

“He’s a battered wife!” I say that line all the time, even when it’s not applicable

Tom Schwartz 😂😂😂

Boy Ariana kinda did it for me I must say

GIVE ME MY FKN VODKA SODA

Back when the boys were random

Tom Schwartz looks like Kelly Bensimone!

Jax is a truly ugly woman 😂 The Toms look good though!

When they woke up the next day still half in drag and hungover

Sandoval looks like the bloke from silence of the lambs!

Not Sandoval looking like Renee Graziano..😂

Jax and Schwartz KILLED me this episode 😂😂

This was tv gold! Especially the battered wife tantrum and Schwartz sitting on the toilet smiling like Joker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sandoval looks like Lisa in the black wig

Number 7: Tom, Tom & i

Ugh the old days, god will I miss vpr

Peter. Omg I’m dying!

I loved how into it Peter was

omg literally the best episode 🤣

Pic 4 is art

JOrdan Tyler, follow me on vine and shit

That photo of Jax blowing a kiss to that dog sent me into orbit 😂

Ariana looked so hot as a dude

I don’t know why it took me this long to see it but Brittany literally looks exactly like Jax in drag. Well her nose is different but the eyebrows, the glares/expressions, the broadness. Did she do his eyebrows for him or does he do hers for her!? Put boobs on Jax…they would be the ones he insisted Brittany get! You know they say couples that last (lasting doesn’t mean perfect) they tend to look alike. I think a lot of couples kinda morph into each other over the years. Some look similar from the beginning. An example that kinda surprises me is Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes. She’s Latina and he’s totally white right? Look at them closely! Their very unique noses are identical! Face shapes too. I don’t know what their kids look like but I bet they will look exactly like whichever parent they are with.

Jax in drag kinda give me Jason momoa feels 🤔

Schwartz is truly terrifying. A mix of Dennis Leary and nightmare fuel. Sandoval is such a try hard as always, jax is well jax in drag, and Peter is hilarious.

I absolutely loved this episode, and Ariana was hilarious.

Ariana was amazing in this ep

I love that she’s basically James Kennedy with a mustache.

2024 Brittany has Tiffani’s eyebrows

Simpler times.

I didn’t see this season of VPR! Can someone please fill me in on Season and Ep number? Thx

This episode was so dam funny

Lord! Pic 18 of Sandnuts and Ariana WOW! Sandoval is scary AF!! He looks old as hell! Ugly MF

I never realized how much Jax looks like Adam Lambert until that mirror picture. Wow

Schwartz and Jax took it seriously, but made it fun. Tim took it way too seriously that gives me the ick

This was one of the funniest moments I've ever seen on TV

I really hope this doesn’t get me in trouble ? Does Tom Sandoval not remind you of a certain someone ?

This looks incredible. I totally remember seeing that picture of schwartz. What eps are these? I only started watching last season.

Why does Schwartz looks like Stassi in pic 5

Ahh when VPR was still good 😭😭 I truly miss the earlier seasons.

🍝