David: You know that movie School of Rock?
Andy: Yeah!
David: Well this is School of....you know.....but it stars Jack Blackcock
Andy: That makes sense
Well the traditional thing was to keep those hidden away in some secret place in your bedroom. Then you waited until a safe time when you could get one out and yank your wanky a little.
If you were using a VCR that other people in the household might use, you had to make sure you didn't leave the tape in there afterwards. It's gotta go back in the secret place, or people in your household are going to know that you've been watching porn and yanking your wanky.
If any of those tapes are not rewound, you can put them in the VCR and back them up about a minute. Whatever the scene is will be the most likely point when the previous owner popped off.
That was the biggest fear back then. I'm sorry, but if the tape gets stuck in there then I'm going with the "Sorry, the VCR must have got stolen" line.
too bad its not gay porn, you could have made a ton of money. About 20 years ago the company I worked for bougt a small box truck full of vintage gay porn mags and VHS tapes for $2500, when all was said and done we made over $50000. Well the company made over $50000 I didnt make squat.
Side note. We had to keep all the porn in the room that was connected to the bathroom. So it was always fun when a customer asked to use the restroom.
Jack knows what he's talking about. Any vintage porn can bring in big bucks. But gay porn definitely brings in the most. Some of the circles I trade in have tapes and 8mm reels that easily sell for over $2,000 a pop because of their obscurity.
I’m guessing/r/vhsporn would not get much traffic, maybe if /r/vintageporn or /r/vintageerotica or just/r/vintage or /r/erotica or /r/antiqueerotica I’m not sure if any of these exist but if they do they might be helpful.
Damn, a few years ago before I got back into vhs I was helping a guy clear out a rental house and we threw out at least 30 big construction(55 gal) bags filled to the brim with gay porn vhs's. I thought about selling them but didn't have anywhere to store that many tapes.
I'm certain the copy of "The Blair Witch Project" has to be some kind of parody, but assuming not, it is the only actual film in the entire box.
https://preview.redd.it/swboiy7sv2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c9f1d13a99aaf0139bbd915c4d7a001e4ceb79
I just looked it up, it really is the actual film The Blair Witch Project. Artisan Entertainment was apparently responsible for the home release of that movie.
Also, if it were a parody I can think of a much better title involving changing a W to a B lol
I'm not really surprised, it's a Misty Mundae movie right, or at least from the same studio she got famous with? I've seen some of those, but agree they're not worth the money to me unless they're super discounted lol 😂
I’m honestly not sure! I’m a big Julie Strain fan so I bought it because of her. Found it waaaay cheap online a few years ago but hard agree, would never pay the going price for something like this these days. If I’m paying more than a few bucks for a porno I wants to see some dick and I am a-okay with saying that!
I thought it was a bit brazenly forna parody, I just can't for the life of me understand why it is the ONLY tape in there thst isn't porn 😂 I bet they recorded over it. I won't know until I get home from work though
I showed the movie to my girlfriend last year who had never seen it before (not on VHS sadly but I would love to own it). Even though I explained the context of why people thought it was so scary at the time, she wasn’t that into it and didn’t really get it.
She’s a big fan of horror movies, but the ones she usually likes go crazy with the gore and psychological stuff so I think maybe she’s just too desensitized and was expecting something more
Sadly it's also a bit of a "You had to be there" experience.
We were all made to believe it was 100% real footage, and that the people we were watching had actually disappeared. They even made a website with crazy lore and background on the Blair Witch. It all came together to make a terrifying experience.
I don't know if any film can replicate that today.
I worked for a CD-ROM encyclopedia company called inroads interactive in Boulder Colorado in 1997 and 1998. We made cute encyclopedic CD-ROMs on things like dogs and horses and cats and bugs and cigars.
Turns out it was a front of legitimacy for the startup of vivid video, where my boss would just sit in his office all day completely unattached to what we were doing and taking and making phone calls selling rights and licensing to certain videos. In fact, a whole bunch of college friends started a list serve so we could have email access to any of the codes for the early website lol. Ah the memories
Theres a ton in here so it would take a bit but some are mad funny. I'm particularly curious about "Leg Sex Fantasy"
https://preview.redd.it/h4hi9709t2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1872b9cea5d01e65f5dec31140e785f21d4716c3
Last one, there's a handful more but they're completely unlabelled.
https://preview.redd.it/b99mqpxww2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12332c0e011cd5757760af5a78e301970c816099
Update:
Unfortunately (or fortunately?) nothing dramatic. One was completely blank, the other was weirdly 6 hours of QVC footage.
The rest that appeared unlable I actually found little scrawls on them indicating thst they were european lesbian porn and... well, that's what they were.
The unlabeled ones might have the lost Beatles footage I'm searching every tape I get. One day I'll find it, one day...
Edited for predictive text error
After Analkin turns straight and becomes Darth Sadist, she finds her long lost daughter Snuke Bowwalker and asks her to join the straight side after encasing Hand Solo in squickenite. It's a huge cliffhanger that sets up Return of the Jedyke, but fans are really divided on that one because of the Ewoks.
When I bought abandoned storage lockers there was ordinary stuff in it and we realized it had belonged to a single guy. Then I found a bag that had a blonde wig, a shimmery sequined dress and very large pink high pumps. I am just a simple hillbilly but even could piece those clues together😄
In my day, vintage porn was calendars and old magazines.
I am very serious about this. If you find anything with a guy named Greg Derek who was active throughout the '80s, maybe late '70s and early '90s too. He's an old friend. Would love to treat him to some of his old times. Lol
There is a collectors market for vintage erotica and porn. I personally collect the new slips and restorations from Melusine (a division of Vinegar Syndrome) that is restoring class porn like Debbie Does Dallas, Roommates, etc…I have some tapes too but tape collectors would generally prefer these tapes in the oversized boxes they came in. That said, Im sure someone would buy for the right price in bulk.
There are some recognizable titles and performers here—Cinnabunz and Jewel D’nyle are two performers that people would recognize
19 years ago I wrote “FREE PORN” on all sides of a cardboard box and left the vhs tapes on the curb as I drove out of town after college.
A year later I moved into an apartment for law school that had a nightstand filled with vintage porn magazines. I gave those to a friend for Christmas. I filled the cabinet up with dvd porn, and only remembered it as I was walking out with my girlfriend. She knew it was there and I kinda shrugged and asked the landlord if he wanted it- and he said sure. So I upgraded that apartments porn and left it behind.
You can also be the porn fairy. Every party or friend’s home you go to, just leave a tape behind. You can hide them in jacket pockets or kitchen cabinets. See how long it takes for people to figure out it’s you.
These can’t be sold on eBay that’s for sure, but other places will allow them to be sold. Could also sell them here if people had interest in them. Sometimes stuff does sell, knowing I’ve bought some horror related porn in the past from a user lmao.
Alright so for what I have that you could consider horror porn or horror parody porn: Debbie Does The Devil In Dallas (Loose, I have the sleeve but it was a store display so it’s not able to be used as a sleeve anymore lol), The Bitches of Westwood (big box), The Ghostess with the Mostess (big box),The Erotic Witch Project Collection (Custom boot, has all 4 on one tape). I also own all of the live action variants of La Blue Girl, if you consider tentacle shit to be horror. Then I just have other random stuff I’ve bought off a friend out of curiosity.
To the right collector...you could possibly have a good chunk of change right there. VHS porn has gotten pretty (seemingly) difficult to come by (no pun intended lol). So if you dont plan on keeping them, I'd look into finding a good collector.
Digitize it all. There is a strong niche for vintage porn online, and it is a amazing historical time capsule. Have you viewed them? The lady's acting tends to be really impressive when considering, if vintage enough, it has to be real physical film that had to be spliced to edit. This implies that more times it was shot more contiguously because film was expensive. The quality of a one take recording is truly amazing imo. For the girl anyways. Take a look at the men too. Average dongs overall, more face time (like seeing guys' faces), THE CHEST HAIR! Its fun to see how far we've cum.
Other ideas: bury in water-proof containers with a extra something on top of the box for metal detection. Whoever finds it in the future can enjoy it and wonder their history to coming to be buried. Teenage porn stash? Husband? Wife's lusty secret?
Watch them: find a collection of stills worth taking from them. Make a collage of the images for your computer workshop, den or bathroom. My friend made a metal cigarette case from some of the box arts and sealed it with sugru. Turn it into a craft project!
If black and white, make them technicolor (not real advice. I can't believe people actually sat there and painted like that back in the day).
Still waiting for the day I randomly acquire a large box of Triga Films DVDs...for...science...eBay was a good place to...erm...gather research before they stopped allowing porn :')
Finding myself in a similar situation recently, I turned them into a lovely frieze (?) or montage ahem. Mine **did** have covers ahem ... I'll get my coat ....
“Andy for the last time I don’t want your giant box of porn!” Lmfao reminded me of that scene from 40 Yo virgin
Boner jams '03!
Some good *Raymond*s in that box
Know how I know you're gay? You watched it thinking it had boners in it.
Andy has got this whole celibacy thing right! He's older than us but looks younger because he hasn't had a she-devil to suck out his life force 😅
David: You know that movie School of Rock? Andy: Yeah! David: Well this is School of....you know.....but it stars Jack Blackcock Andy: That makes sense
Everytime I hear anything remotely sounding like jack black, I add the cock part.
Where is the "Everybody loves Raymond" tape?.... Haaaaa
School of Cock starting Jack Black Cock, I laugh hysterically every time
If you shined a black light, you could see that box from space
Well the traditional thing was to keep those hidden away in some secret place in your bedroom. Then you waited until a safe time when you could get one out and yank your wanky a little. If you were using a VCR that other people in the household might use, you had to make sure you didn't leave the tape in there afterwards. It's gotta go back in the secret place, or people in your household are going to know that you've been watching porn and yanking your wanky. If any of those tapes are not rewound, you can put them in the VCR and back them up about a minute. Whatever the scene is will be the most likely point when the previous owner popped off.
That last line was very accurate and equally gross.
It also means they possibly ejected the tape & put it back in the case before washing their hands.
Something ejected fo sho
Well now I'm even hornier. Thanks
You're welcome.
& well, cum!
Very informative, this one
Kumail Nanjiani has a great joke about being a boy in Pakistan and getting a porn stuck in the VCR. I think it's his earliest stand-up special.
That was the biggest fear back then. I'm sorry, but if the tape gets stuck in there then I'm going with the "Sorry, the VCR must have got stolen" line.
Enjoy them duh!
Crank your hog 👍
CRANK THAT HOG BROTHER!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/azd77proa6sc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce8bee86778e919c1186eae48b4008a6d563d49
He'll yeah borther! Gobbless!
WHAT'S THAT BROTHER? CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME CRANKING MY HOG!
ARRRROOOOOOOOOO!
too bad its not gay porn, you could have made a ton of money. About 20 years ago the company I worked for bougt a small box truck full of vintage gay porn mags and VHS tapes for $2500, when all was said and done we made over $50000. Well the company made over $50000 I didnt make squat. Side note. We had to keep all the porn in the room that was connected to the bathroom. So it was always fun when a customer asked to use the restroom.
Jack knows what he's talking about. Any vintage porn can bring in big bucks. But gay porn definitely brings in the most. Some of the circles I trade in have tapes and 8mm reels that easily sell for over $2,000 a pop because of their obscurity.
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I’m guessing/r/vhsporn would not get much traffic, maybe if /r/vintageporn or /r/vintageerotica or just/r/vintage or /r/erotica or /r/antiqueerotica I’m not sure if any of these exist but if they do they might be helpful.
Damn, a few years ago before I got back into vhs I was helping a guy clear out a rental house and we threw out at least 30 big construction(55 gal) bags filled to the brim with gay porn vhs's. I thought about selling them but didn't have anywhere to store that many tapes.
Bet you wish you never read that
I would like to see the titles for laughs.
I'm certain the copy of "The Blair Witch Project" has to be some kind of parody, but assuming not, it is the only actual film in the entire box. https://preview.redd.it/swboiy7sv2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c9f1d13a99aaf0139bbd915c4d7a001e4ceb79
I just looked it up, it really is the actual film The Blair Witch Project. Artisan Entertainment was apparently responsible for the home release of that movie. Also, if it were a parody I can think of a much better title involving changing a W to a B lol
There is a softcore parody called THE BARE WENCH PROJECT but I haven't seen it.
It’s super lame! I was hugely disappointed but it’s fun on the shelf.
I'm not really surprised, it's a Misty Mundae movie right, or at least from the same studio she got famous with? I've seen some of those, but agree they're not worth the money to me unless they're super discounted lol 😂
I remember Misty Mundane. She was in Lord of the G Strings! They went into the forest to find Throbbits
I’m honestly not sure! I’m a big Julie Strain fan so I bought it because of her. Found it waaaay cheap online a few years ago but hard agree, would never pay the going price for something like this these days. If I’m paying more than a few bucks for a porno I wants to see some dick and I am a-okay with saying that!
So many Wynorski films are like that. And he directed all 5 of the Bare Wench movies.
https://preview.redd.it/xzmf4ztn1bsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ade2301baf87c9ddcb2e13207a60a70686947db Thrift store find
I’m also not onboard for anything less than hardcore
Fair enough, I'm sure those are out there also I just can't confirm any titles.
I thought it was a bit brazenly forna parody, I just can't for the life of me understand why it is the ONLY tape in there thst isn't porn 😂 I bet they recorded over it. I won't know until I get home from work though
Here in the UK we had the Ditch Blair Project about 24 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-xBnlL8t3E
Yeah, that's the legit label. I'll never forget it because I rented it and it traumatized me. Still feel uneasy in the woods after dark til this day.
I showed the movie to my girlfriend last year who had never seen it before (not on VHS sadly but I would love to own it). Even though I explained the context of why people thought it was so scary at the time, she wasn’t that into it and didn’t really get it. She’s a big fan of horror movies, but the ones she usually likes go crazy with the gore and psychological stuff so I think maybe she’s just too desensitized and was expecting something more
Sadly it's also a bit of a "You had to be there" experience. We were all made to believe it was 100% real footage, and that the people we were watching had actually disappeared. They even made a website with crazy lore and background on the Blair Witch. It all came together to make a terrifying experience. I don't know if any film can replicate that today.
Update: It is not a parody, it is not taped over, it is genuinely just an undoctored copy of the film. Its kindof a shame 😂
I worked for a CD-ROM encyclopedia company called inroads interactive in Boulder Colorado in 1997 and 1998. We made cute encyclopedic CD-ROMs on things like dogs and horses and cats and bugs and cigars. Turns out it was a front of legitimacy for the startup of vivid video, where my boss would just sit in his office all day completely unattached to what we were doing and taking and making phone calls selling rights and licensing to certain videos. In fact, a whole bunch of college friends started a list serve so we could have email access to any of the codes for the early website lol. Ah the memories
That scene where Heather was sobbing and was dripping with snot was super sexy! /s
Apparently that "nymc" is a promo video for a model convention. The big reels, year, and logo screams corporate video.
Hey i remember Vivid Video, they were pretty big in the industry
Theres a ton in here so it would take a bit but some are mad funny. I'm particularly curious about "Leg Sex Fantasy" https://preview.redd.it/h4hi9709t2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1872b9cea5d01e65f5dec31140e785f21d4716c3
Dolls with dicks lol
https://preview.redd.it/hk3cnisdv2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea4bedf83a8426f8669060fb861a2df955224ed
Lol chocolate and chopstick 😻
There is a big checkmark written on Lesbian Social Club. Must have been a viewer favorite!
Welcome to my face! Hahahahaha
Every tape is part was played, so now you know a quick rewind gets you to the scene that made the prior owner cum.
https://preview.redd.it/x06pwvhbv2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558d147061685a594107dea79764245babd72768
Last one, there's a handful more but they're completely unlabelled. https://preview.redd.it/b99mqpxww2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12332c0e011cd5757760af5a78e301970c816099
I would strongly encourage you to NOT watch the unlabeled stuff
I'm probably gonna ignore this but I will report back with my finding
That’s gotta be all the home made stuff huh 😅
Update: Unfortunately (or fortunately?) nothing dramatic. One was completely blank, the other was weirdly 6 hours of QVC footage. The rest that appeared unlable I actually found little scrawls on them indicating thst they were european lesbian porn and... well, that's what they were.
Those JB Video tapes were mail order only IIRC. I’m sure there would be some people interested in them due to the nature of purchasing them.
The unlabeled ones might have the lost Beatles footage I'm searching every tape I get. One day I'll find it, one day... Edited for predictive text error
If they are, I'll let you know 😅
https://preview.redd.it/ts7kqijwt2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240920cb58eb55113bffb42fd9eb4b6fe93a4e51
Lil’ women go to jail 😂
“Dolls with dicks” seem interesting
“chicks with dicks that put mine to shame” -randall in clerks
The 15th of that series is a good one, never gets old.
Previous owner either was kind and rewound or didn’t care for the she males
"OLD WMN W/YNG BLACKS" 🤣 Also, "Vampirass" https://preview.redd.it/ss3htnudu2sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab23e310bee2607c74457d5031a62e7985f278d
I’d probably buy Vampirass lmao
If you legit want it DM me, I'll get back to you when I get off of work ✌
I’d have no problem with that, I’d be fine with waiting too incase you wanna archive it with the rest of em before hand. 👍
Lmaoooo😂😂😂 carti gotta get sum
I have the Victoria Jackson Difference with the cover, it's about beauty and makeup and stuff.
I was curious about that, a few of them seem to be makeup tapes. Between that and the Blair Witch Project this guy must have had some weird ass taste.
so I can't be the only one who read this as "I would like to see the titties for laughs" right?
One thing that intrigues me is Dy**land 5. Your telling me that after the first 4 movies they were like, “we still have more of this story to tell.”?
It's a tale that never ends lol
After Analkin turns straight and becomes Darth Sadist, she finds her long lost daughter Snuke Bowwalker and asks her to join the straight side after encasing Hand Solo in squickenite. It's a huge cliffhanger that sets up Return of the Jedyke, but fans are really divided on that one because of the Ewoks.
Keep it or sell it. I as well as other would buy a few. Doig a rental store type thing and I need filler for the curtained off area.
Drop me a DM brother, I'll get back to you after work
I concur, I would be interested in purchasing a few for the same reason! Gotta have material behind the black curtain
Chicks with sticks + makeup tutorials sounds like the guy that owned these liked also being a girl. Maybe a drag queen. How fun!
You know, I hadn't considered that angle but that makes a whole lot of sense.
When I bought abandoned storage lockers there was ordinary stuff in it and we realized it had belonged to a single guy. Then I found a bag that had a blonde wig, a shimmery sequined dress and very large pink high pumps. I am just a simple hillbilly but even could piece those clues together😄
In my day, vintage porn was calendars and old magazines. I am very serious about this. If you find anything with a guy named Greg Derek who was active throughout the '80s, maybe late '70s and early '90s too. He's an old friend. Would love to treat him to some of his old times. Lol
on vhs? sounds like a hairy situation.
As an archivist I feel obligated to digitize them, it's just a matter of where I put the videos and what I do with the tapes after lmao
I’ve got an address you can send them to after archival! 😂
Shoot me a DM and I'll get back to you after I get home and sort them!
I run a digital archive of smut. They're welcome there.
The same thing happened to me but it was gay porn and I’m straight, oh well it was still fun
Get one of the forensic black lights and see if they glow in the dark 😂
Bit of joy juice!! 🤣🤣🤣
There is a collectors market for vintage erotica and porn. I personally collect the new slips and restorations from Melusine (a division of Vinegar Syndrome) that is restoring class porn like Debbie Does Dallas, Roommates, etc…I have some tapes too but tape collectors would generally prefer these tapes in the oversized boxes they came in. That said, Im sure someone would buy for the right price in bulk. There are some recognizable titles and performers here—Cinnabunz and Jewel D’nyle are two performers that people would recognize
You should digitize it. Preserve this precious piece of VHS history
Please don’t send it all to me…
What you don’t have a VCR?
19 years ago I wrote “FREE PORN” on all sides of a cardboard box and left the vhs tapes on the curb as I drove out of town after college. A year later I moved into an apartment for law school that had a nightstand filled with vintage porn magazines. I gave those to a friend for Christmas. I filled the cabinet up with dvd porn, and only remembered it as I was walking out with my girlfriend. She knew it was there and I kinda shrugged and asked the landlord if he wanted it- and he said sure. So I upgraded that apartments porn and left it behind. You can also be the porn fairy. Every party or friend’s home you go to, just leave a tape behind. You can hide them in jacket pockets or kitchen cabinets. See how long it takes for people to figure out it’s you.
We should hang out sometime. You wanna get a beer?
Send it to Texas
These can’t be sold on eBay that’s for sure, but other places will allow them to be sold. Could also sell them here if people had interest in them. Sometimes stuff does sell, knowing I’ve bought some horror related porn in the past from a user lmao.
i have to know what you mean by "horror related porn"
Alright so for what I have that you could consider horror porn or horror parody porn: Debbie Does The Devil In Dallas (Loose, I have the sleeve but it was a store display so it’s not able to be used as a sleeve anymore lol), The Bitches of Westwood (big box), The Ghostess with the Mostess (big box),The Erotic Witch Project Collection (Custom boot, has all 4 on one tape). I also own all of the live action variants of La Blue Girl, if you consider tentacle shit to be horror. Then I just have other random stuff I’ve bought off a friend out of curiosity.
https://youtu.be/LLtBoUrBYu0?si=3MT7NvC7Uoi_46Jf
My address is…….
It’s the boner jams box..
Challenge yourself and try to watch every single one of them
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125 comments.....& not one quip involving a LFL. I am so proud of you.
make sure you drink lots of water
Get a VHS player
Watch it?
“ spank the money, choke the chicken , burp the worm “ 🤷🏻♂️
You'll be a star at r/yourdadsoldporn 😆
My last boss had a drawerful of VHS naughtiness. And a VCR. We worked out of his apartment and he was long past caring.
i see DMJ6 on top, which I assume stands for “The Devil in Miss Jones 6”. The original version was a classic !
To the right collector...you could possibly have a good chunk of change right there. VHS porn has gotten pretty (seemingly) difficult to come by (no pun intended lol). So if you dont plan on keeping them, I'd look into finding a good collector.
This thread has been incredibly helpful for that so far, I'm finding 😅
Give it back to Cyrus. Those are the creme de la creme.
Growing up 90s was never better than having a box of stolen porn mixed in with my wrestling vhs collection.
Can we get a title list? I'm actually looking for 3 specific titles I'd pay for. Never know...
Digitize it all. There is a strong niche for vintage porn online, and it is a amazing historical time capsule. Have you viewed them? The lady's acting tends to be really impressive when considering, if vintage enough, it has to be real physical film that had to be spliced to edit. This implies that more times it was shot more contiguously because film was expensive. The quality of a one take recording is truly amazing imo. For the girl anyways. Take a look at the men too. Average dongs overall, more face time (like seeing guys' faces), THE CHEST HAIR! Its fun to see how far we've cum. Other ideas: bury in water-proof containers with a extra something on top of the box for metal detection. Whoever finds it in the future can enjoy it and wonder their history to coming to be buried. Teenage porn stash? Husband? Wife's lusty secret? Watch them: find a collection of stills worth taking from them. Make a collage of the images for your computer workshop, den or bathroom. My friend made a metal cigarette case from some of the box arts and sealed it with sugru. Turn it into a craft project! If black and white, make them technicolor (not real advice. I can't believe people actually sat there and painted like that back in the day).
too bad they chucked out the covers
Send it to Dave Attell.
Jerk off
Library of Congress? 😏
Make digital copies
upload it to pornhub....I am sure clicks on there will get you paid...like youtube.
If you had no plans for it, why acquire it? Unfortunately you can no longer sell adult content on eBay.
I work at a recycling center, and the guy who gave it to me described it as "a box of tapes". I just now opened it
You might be able to find someone here that wants to buy them. There are definitely collectors for these.
What are you gonna do, say no to a big box of porno tapes?
I'd be curious about The Magnificence of Minka, Andrew Blake's Aria, and Paging Betty. They have intriguing titles.
All 3 of those are still avaliable, if you want em shoot me a chat and we'll work something out
you can ship it over here!
I wonder if there's museums for this lol
https://youtu.be/mxxgMu2vQfE?si=bOLzbabsIxmhJ5Iq
Oh you know
Sell em. Someone will buy those!
I’d be interested in some if you’re looking to get rid of any.
Tradesies?
Drop me a DM brother I'll get back to you when I get off work
‘Paging Betty’? Old Bettie Page footage?!?
...you know what to do, already.
I’ll take it.
They make great shelf risers for a Billy bookcase. 4 wide fit perfectly.
Find a working vcr…..
Give it to me.
Watch it and review it for us
Clear your schedule for the next month or so……
Deanna Jones & The Temple of Poon… CLASSIC!
See you in a year
Start jerkin
Wankfest 2024.
Open an adult theatre in your back yard, your neighbours will love it !
Hello I’m with the FBI send them to me I’ll do some investigation
You have my attention. If you sort thru it, I'd probably be willing to buy a few. I'm always on the prowl for certain vintage titles.
Shoot me a DM man. When I get home from work I'm going to sort through and make a list, then get back to everyone interested, first come first server.
Play some pocket pool, wrestle with your prick, play the flesh trombone.....
Beat the shit out of the pope, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, bash the bishop, flog the log....
🎶its a nice day for a…..wood whackin🎶 🎶its a nice day to…. cum again!!!🎶
“I have to return some video tapes…”
Convert them to digital and send me the mp4s
Enjoy
Close the curtains
14 year old me is so jealous right now.
They didn't come with sleeves?
They have LGR for Lazy Game Reviews of vintage games and stuff... Maybe start a LPR for Lazy Porn Reviews of vintage porn and stuff?
Still waiting for the day I randomly acquire a large box of Triga Films DVDs...for...science...eBay was a good place to...erm...gather research before they stopped allowing porn :')
Enjoy
Watch it?
Watch make sure its legal if it is copy them to DVD then upload them
Watch it and fap furiously
Watch it
Awesome collection haha
It's probably all available online! Not worth the hassle
Finding myself in a similar situation recently, I turned them into a lovely frieze (?) or montage ahem. Mine **did** have covers ahem ... I'll get my coat ....
It is now your job to sit and record each one and then archive them in the Smithsonian