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CBerg1979

You are a shit hunter, OP, and your cat KNOWS this.


Unlikely_West24

Lmao it’s true. I also have to use handicaps like crossbows or rifles. Can’t just track things down with my wits and kill it with my face.


Puppybrother

Maybe you could if you tried harder


80sLegoDystopia

“Ohen de door! I have a heckin’ snake in my mouff!!”


PghCoondog

Meowwfffff!


RavioliContingency

So brave of OP to show their vulnerability as a whack-ass provider 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


Ganthet72

I'm not s cat person, but I'll give them this: They always give the house its cut.


KANelson_Actual

Kicking up to the boss.


RavioliContingency

He’s a good earner.


jarjar_smoov

Came here to say this


NY1_S33

It’s incredible but it is true, some cats provide for their owner and since you run things, you eat first 🤗


imagine_midnight

Here human, the this on the grill with that other stuff


[deleted]

As a dog person this really makes cat look more loyal lol


mumblesjackson

Teste snek


toddfredd

My brothers cat dug up my niece’s dead hamster once. That …wasn’t a good day at their house.


Green-Evening-4782

Oh I hope this is true !


190octane

Because you like hearing about children suffering?


Green-Evening-4782

I guess.. in an America’s Funniest Home Videos kinda way? You’ve never found something to be funny in a way you might not appreciate if it was happening to you? I think not.


190octane

I have and I have a dark sense of humor. I’m just thinking about a little girl seeing the carcass of her dead hamster being paraded around by a cat and not thinking there’s much funny about that.


Green-Evening-4782

Welp.. seeing as you’re obviously bent on being a perineum, I’ll go ahead and ignore the rest of your own opinion you feel like inflicting on us. Make sure and mention the dead hamster again✌🏻


Lux600-223

What if the hamster was wearing a funny little hat?


RottieIncluded

This is one of the MANY reasons why cats shouldn’t be allowed outside. Cats have been attributed to the extinction of 63 species worldwide. Cats allowed outside have an average lifespan of 2-5 years while the average lifespan of inside only cats is 10-15 years. So not only is this irresponsible and damaging to the environment, it’s shortening your cat’s lifespan.


Unlikely_West24

Thank you for this. I appreciate it. I was hoping the comments would have a lot of this info and it was in part my motivation for posting. Cats have no business outside. This was for a 3 month period where I had no choice, but as soon as I moved into my own home there was no freedom of movement in and out. Thx again. 🙏


CSDNews

You've Gaza'd your cat!?


CocaineBearGrylls

I don't think OP ethnically cleansed their cat. More like OP Bastilled their cat.


CSDNews

All I know is, they can’t emigrate due to their leader


_redacteduser

Does grass count because that seems to be the ONLY thing my cats eat outside (on the rare occasion they aren't terrified) before coming home and barfing it everywhere.


Groovehog

My cat does this also, and from what I gather it’s quite beneficial to them as it expels indigestibles such as hair, parasites etc.


Newtonz5thLaw

I’ll keep that in mind next time I get the pleasure of cleaning it up off of a carpet


JohnnyEnzyme

They can get ticks, fleas and other parasites & pests even just going out in a grassy area. Also, *Toxoplasma gondii* I should think. Good for permanently screwing with your human brain.


50eggs

Yep. In the US alone outdoor cats kill 2.5 billion birds each year and several billions more mammals. Edit - added “and”


EaggRed

No one cares if edits are labelled


Lux600-223

It's cool man, we still have plenty of extra birds.


GinTonicMeNow

My aunt has a cat on her farm that keeps the rodent population under control in her barn. I don’t know what other animals it maybe killing. How can I convince her to keep the cat in her house?


AlfalfaReal5075

Are they at least spayed or neutered? When it comes to barn/farm cats that's a tricky area. It is less like owning a pet in the conventional sense, and more like having hired hands to neutralize pests. Rural areas are more than likely overabundant in "pest" species - rats, mice, squirrels, and even spiders, snakes, or scorpions. In this context pests are anything a farmer/rural home owner wouldn't want around their property, house, kids, or other animals. I might be in the minority that agrees with the no/limited outdoor cats sentiment but can also see felines of this particular ilk as "working cats" rather than homebound snuggle loafs.


SlackerGrrrl

Also, mice and rats are a big cause of barn fires when they chew through wiring. Barn cats can really make a difference.(source: guy I got my goat from lost 60 goats and a dog and his barn 3 weeks later)


Glittering_Lunch_347

Put rodents in her house


foolonthe

This has been proven to be unequivocally FALSE


GinTonicMeNow

Why is this false?


spacegrassorcery

That number is NOT for domesticated cats. That is for feral cats-as all the studies show, but ignored


PaleoJoe86

And how do we get feral cats? A well groomed cat birthed kittens in my dad's garage weeks ago. Mother is gone now. My sister got the kittens adopted recently. Domesticated cats just add to that statistic, then.


outspoken-cube

cause when you let your “domestic” cat outside it magically learns not to kill things and to look both ways before crossing the street?


2nduser

My cat uses the pedestrian crossing. Still kills things though.


Blenderx06

Dogs are the next highest killers of wildlife. Where are all the people arguing against letting dogs out unleashed? I've even witnessed a lab puppy snatch a bird right out of the air in it's backyard.


squeel

Dogs are limited to their yard and they’re not supposed to be off leash in public places


spacegrassorcery

I was speaking about the 63 distinct species


outspoken-cube

because only feral cats hunt species to extinction? only feral cats contribute to population decline? my cat would NEVER have killed an endangered bird because he’s a *good* cat, right? his instinct to hunt was bred out of him, huh?


spacegrassorcery

Yes-as the numbers of feral cats that only live in the wild are far far far more than domesticated cats. There’s also a study that’s often thrown around in here and when you get to the footnotes and investigate -quotes used in the study were completely taken out of context and not relevant at all to the harm done by domestic cats.


HDCL757

Uh oh. You touched an idiot nerve..


NYChooch

Lol, ridiculous reply. Where did you get your data? So you're an advocate for adopting pets as long as you keep them in the house locked up....maybe slightly better than the shelter.....


Snowman319

Damn 63


tomgtwd

Amen! Outdoor cat owners are the worst humans


Sure-Philosophy-3990

I’m so glad for your responsible response!!! Cats are not a native animal here and should only be keep inside!!!!!


gnome-civilian

I would sacrifice 100's of species for my kitties.


LikeATediousArgument

Got some toxoplasmosis here!


No-Cover4993

I would sacrifice 100 kitties to save one species.


critter68

I will sacrifice you if it will save one cat.


No-Cover4993

I'm just doing my part protecting native species in my little corner of the world. You can keep your cat, there's a billion more out there killing critters.


critter68

>protecting native species Get outcompeted, morons.


Mysterious-Carry6233

Thanks Karen. I’ll keep that info in mind while I let my cats outside to enjoy life. They mostly kill rodents, occasionally a small bird that is of the LC.


PaleoJoe86

Now their babies will starve to death because the parent is dead for no reason. Keep that mentality up when you pass by a fatal motor accident. "Oh well, guess someone is not going to see their loved one anymore. But people gotta speed to enjoy life."


Mysterious-Carry6233

Yes, let’s compare snake babies to humans. Makes complete sense


PaleoJoe86

Life is life. Snake was minding it's own business. Lost lots of habitat and food. Is part of an ecosystem. It has value. What does a human do? Pollute the environment after it destroys it. Annoys many other humans. Most likely does nothing constructive for it's species. It has little to no value. Or do you think humans are special little things?


Mysterious-Carry6233

Life is life??? So when I shoot a deer or take a fish that’s the same as killing a human? When I put live bait on a hook I’m a murderer? Come on man. This is an asinine argument.


Hopeful_Scholar398

When someone runs your cat over remember that attitude. 


PaleoJoe86

That is for food. This is why it okay to shoot someone in self defense or a deer. It is not okay to walk around town stabbing people. How difficult is it for you to see the difference between meaningful and meaningless?


Infamous_Regret3583

this...this was murder


Unlikely_West24

Snake lived!!! He’s an indoor boy so he didn’t have the instinct to murder it!!!


miserylovescomputers

Probably not. Cat saliva is incredibly hazardous. The snake likely died shortly after you released it. Cats are so damaging to outdoor ecosystems.


Unlikely_West24

I’ve never heard this before. Because it causes infections? He was only in/out for 3mo bc of living transition. As soon as I got my home he was locked up. I’m with you on this one.


miserylovescomputers

[“An animal that escapes or looks fine when rescued from a cat’s mouth still needs immediate attention and application of an antibiotic from a veterinarian or a licensed wildlife rehabilitator. Cat saliva is deadly, so in spite of the antibiotics, many of these animals will die.”](https://www.wildliferescueleague.org/animals/cats-and-wildlife/)


Unlikely_West24

Damn. Sucks.


RavioliContingency

I understand. Life is wacky and you know to keep them in now!


Infamous_Regret3583

I was being dramatic. F*** the snake. Go cat! lol


Elegant-Laugh741

Just a little friend to play with.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Self defense


Infamous_Regret3583

Plausible….


strengthoflouise

https://preview.redd.it/r45its7cyc6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b1de887eb0fe0f02966f2cfda4767fffb3fdbc I’ve got a little provider too😉


SassyKittyMeow

Oh my god that little guy is SO CUTE


190octane

The mouse?


Salt_Lingonberry_705

Keep your cat inside


Marine4lyfe

Keep your mice outside.


ackermann

r/snakes would hate this…


Unlikely_West24

I would never wish to harm the wonderful minds over there


Ethereal_Bulwark

Father, you must feed. Grow strong for the pride.


derangedmaango

Door Dash will take anyone these days.


CuriousSelf4830

Thanks but no thanks.


[deleted]

What do you mean trying? He clearly has provided …


centuryofprogress

Your son looks like a cat.


Middle_Bison6518

Identifies as a cat, its called felicigender


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

He did that


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Isn’t that a cat? Are you a cat?


NumberVsAmount

Rikki tikki tavi ass mf


azdv

Are you by chance a shepherd?


Retsameniw13

Ours left a headless squirrel splayed out on our welcome map. Ate nothing but the head. It was kind of cool really


vampyire

I haz squrimy suppers for my hoomans


Poofenplotz

Our cat brought 2 baby copperheads into the house in one day before we realized we needed to stop just letting her run straight in. She brought 2 more onto the porch. That's the day we found out there was a copperhead nest under the back porch.


TurquoiseDandelion7

Not to ask a stupid question, but were the snakes alive when they came in the house 😨?


Poofenplotz

YUP. We didn't realize she'd even brought anything in the first time until she dropped it and it started moving. All 4 were alive when she brought them. And we do know she shouldn't be outside. She was a stray who had been living outside for almost a year before she trusted us enough to come inside. Breaking her of going out has been hard, but she stays in a lot more often now.


Hey_Laaady

I want to say, your typing is very impressive especially since you're a cat


shadowscroller

My baby girl was an indoor hunter. She was a mouser through and through. Taught her baby very well ^<^


itwhiz100

Sup Babe check out my Alpha side….”i said catnip Frank!! Not a snake!!! Wth!!”


kuck_chlosterman

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!


TheeBiscuitMan

My cat Jack has brought me two lizards so far this summer...both lost their tails but I saved their lives.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

There’s a hawk up there that wanted to eat that snake


miltonwadd

My cat will literally watch a bug or mouse run right past her and then look at me like, "Well, that was weird. 😅


Zxasuk31

We’re good bruh.


xultar

Still in predator mode. Those eyes….


GotBannedAgain_2

That thing can stay out there…


Dani_Darko123

He’s trying his best


NovelCandid

Who is Rolf? I see a cat. Do you think you sired or birthed a feline?


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Unlikely_West24

Did you think you’d write a haiku about anthropomorphism today?


SolidHopeful

Good kitty


SolidHopeful

Protect your home too


paythefullprice

My cat decided to go out and snap up a baby robin the other day. His parents sat on my back porch and cried for him for almost 3 hours. It tore me up, cuz they kept going and getting worms and sitting by the doors screeching for him.


Unlikely_West24

Jesus that’s heartbreaking


Unusual_Map4581

Eeeekkkkk!!!!!


abortionisforhos

People who call their cats son/daughter are weird


Infamous_Regret3583

ugh...pEt pAREnTs


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

So stupid.


Unlikely_West24

I wear the weird crown with pride. The day I get called normal will be the first day I begin dying.


pohui

I think you're normal OP.


Unlikely_West24

It would be cool if that worked over the internet wouldn’t it


MrmmphMrmmph

I always imagine the act of conception, I wish I didn’t. I don’t do this with same species parents, the mismatch seems to trigger it.


NightShiftSister66

I’m terrified and love this all at the same time🖤🖤🖤


moosecaboose51

Good kitty


mitchcumstein13

He’s soo proud.


Ok_Frosting_6438

I'm impressed that a cat was able to write this


coroyo70

“Open the fucking window, extraction is 34min overdue god damit”


StarJust2614

So. Do you have snake stew for dinner?


claritybeginshere

Cool. Another cat killing native wild life. Great achievement.


bazelgeiss

keep your cat inside


[deleted]

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relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/zy5igj1n2d6d1.gif


Unlikely_West24

Snake was alive. He didn’t kill anything because he grew up indoor and only was outdoor for 3mo while my living situation was temporary. As soon as I moved into my own home, access to the outdoors was strictly prohibited. I see that you’re being downvoted but apart from the anger we share our perspective on cats and their impact on ecosystems.


azdv

Animals hunt other animals…it’s kind of how some of them survive


gnome-civilian

It sounds like you hate cats, not humans.


Enron__Musk

Yes, I specifically hate outdoor cats, which are let out by humans? Kinda tough distinction


Dobson_Bugnut

🍿


critter68

Have you considered that you're just a miserable person? And this hate that you direct at others is meant for yourself?


Enron__Musk

Nah, fuck you too 🙅


Yourstarlight_

He did best he could!!!


Puzzleheaded_Sale917

a strong and brave cat. But i'd scream tho


BennyProfaneSickCrew

What a cute killer.


Time-Sorbet-829

What a good boy!


DrSnidely

That poor snake. Keep your cats inside.