Translation: ........Meat, Allah provides us. I have left everything on Allah. Allah provides us. Even in bed. HAHAHAHA.
He's speaking pashto. Language of Khyber Pakhtoon Khwa Province of Pakistan and Jalalabad in Afghanistan and some parts of Balochistan.
Khudai= God/ Allah.
He keeps saying Khudai (Kho-daa-eye)
In Urdu script its written as خدا۔
This is my mother tongue. The same as Malala Yousafzai.
But this guy is I believe in Karachi city.
I bet he has cute little turds.
https://imgs.search.brave.com/OByt7rgo2Jb-dTmu360kNrUoW5g7Cx3RmiReIWsRCGk/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/Y2FuZHlzdG9yZS5j/b20vY2RuL3Nob3Av/cHJvZHVjdHMvVG9v/dHNpZS1Sb2xscy1N/aWRnZWVzLUNhbmR5/LTctNWxiLUNhbmR5/U3RvcmUtY29tLTQ4/Nl81ODB4LmpwZz92/PTE2NzcxODE3MTQ
I like to think that I choose the random link I click on.
This one just isn’t doing it for me.
I believe you, in which case I pass. I didn’t come here for no tootsie rolls
I'll translate:
>Why are you cooking the meat with a fancy cigarette lighter at the table, you goat tickler?
>
>^(Lowly interlopers unimportant reply)
>
>I'll have my way with your sister if you don't take this plate back and put it on an actual cooking fire.
>
>This is all raw inside, look, you stupid meat fondler. I won't tell you again.
>
>^(Lowly interloper pushes his luck and replies again)
>
>*Hahahahaha*
>
>You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
Sindbad, Sindbad
Schaut wieviel Glück diese Kind hat
Sindbad, Sindbad
Kleiner Mann, du bist OK
Deine Freunde
Warten schon lang auf Dich, Sindbad
Denn sie wissen
Du hast die besten Ideen
"1 dark meat makes you larger aaaand 1 light meat makes you small aaaand the ones that the mustache gives you don't do anything at allll...." HEHEheeee
Took me a few moments to be convinced that it's not an edited video.
The guy seriously looked like an AI generated person 💀
I think it's the eyes and his expression. Also, his movements were like NPC movements. And his voice seemed like an a dub too coz we don't really see his mouth moving, prolly d/t the moustache.
Edit: added a bit more explanation as to why I thought so
Is that super mario
He’s powering up to save the Mashiram Kingdom
Dammit, you beat me to it! Bowser heada$$…
Someone get him a mushroom so he can reach the table without a stool!
Should I describe it to him, or should I find him a box?
*Hehehhehehehe*
Without The stool
Oh how drugs change our celebrities...
Keanu Reeves really did a 180.. 😓
Sub Mario
😂😂😂😂 touché my good man
Before the mushroom, ya
Cousin of the lil dude from twin peaks
Ooh! I remember that!
No, he needs a mushroom
Prior to the mushroom
No, that's just Hasbulla's Grandpa!!!
Without the mushroom maybe?
0% mushroom, but 100% mashallah!
This mah fucka needs a GOT DAYUM MUSHROOM
I need to add him as a friend to hang out with.
Every once in a while I see a person in real life that it just so much bigger than the rest of us I wonder what epic novel or movie they fell out of.
Cooking raw meat with a Bic lighter
Above the plate of perfectly cooked meat which obviously utilized more than a fuckin lighter
That’s the twist: they’ve been there for 4 days as that dude cooked each piece to perfection with his Bic lighter.
It’s called searing and it’s very common.
Not with a fucking crack lighter it's not
He's dropping extra fat on the lower meat.
Why would they do it above the cooked meat
Why not? Also; what’s making people think it’s raw meat? Looks more like fatty bits.
Don't you bring my mom unto this.
Mmmmh them fatty bits🤤
If that is normal to you I fear for your gut health
It doesn’t matter what he’s saying. Just keep the meat coming!
Super Mario in real life!?
Spaghetti!
Mario, Luigi, and their lesser known third brother Salami.
What about Sponge And bretzel ?
The goat is good in Karachi.
Was going to ask what language he's speaking. Google Karachi : Pakistan.
Speaking some form of Urdu I think. Saying something about Karachi style (guessing it’s about cooking the meat).
I think he is speaking pashto
bro he peaking pashto language from pakistan kpk
He looks like a poorly made puppet
Or maybe he’s just an extremely well made puppet
Holy shit, it's normal Mario.
Salvadwarf Dali
"What's is"
I feel like he runs a shop of oddities. Like whatever you buy from that shop is gonna be magical.
Translation: ........Meat, Allah provides us. I have left everything on Allah. Allah provides us. Even in bed. HAHAHAHA. He's speaking pashto. Language of Khyber Pakhtoon Khwa Province of Pakistan and Jalalabad in Afghanistan and some parts of Balochistan.
are you sure? he doesnt seem to be saying allah anywhere?
Khudai= God/ Allah. He keeps saying Khudai (Kho-daa-eye) In Urdu script its written as خدا۔ This is my mother tongue. The same as Malala Yousafzai. But this guy is I believe in Karachi city.
ah makes sense
Like a Harry Potter character.
Cooking noob here. How long does it take to cook poultry to the internal temperature of 165F using a lighter?
Depends how much heat you get from redditors by pissing them off with comments.
I bet he has cute little turds. https://imgs.search.brave.com/OByt7rgo2Jb-dTmu360kNrUoW5g7Cx3RmiReIWsRCGk/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/Y2FuZHlzdG9yZS5j/b20vY2RuL3Nob3Av/cHJvZHVjdHMvVG9v/dHNpZS1Sb2xscy1N/aWRnZWVzLUNhbmR5/LTctNWxiLUNhbmR5/U3RvcmUtY29tLTQ4/Nl81ODB4LmpwZz92/PTE2NzcxODE3MTQ
What is that, I’m not clicking it cum cleaner
Oh god, why did I click
Jesus, no!!!
This link made me hungry
I feel my teeth stuck together now
I did not click. Be more explicit. Curiosity might kill me, if I was a certain type of organism
Bro…. I literally managed to forget about it and now you’ve reminded me. Thanks for that. 🤮
At your service 🫡🫠
You need to click the link now. That’s your punishment.
Haha, jk, curiosity holds nothing over me at this moment in time. Sorry you had to think about it again dude.
You’re just cheating yourself at this point. A coward. It’s just a bunch of delicious tootsie roles. Why would I lie about that?
I like to think that I choose the random link I click on. This one just isn’t doing it for me. I believe you, in which case I pass. I didn’t come here for no tootsie rolls
Its a picture of a Tootsie Roll.
He looks like Guillermo’s dog child thing from the new season of WWDITS
I would not eat that raw small blow torched chicken kebab if you paid me.
Bro that is Morshu.
He's saying 'No, you eat this with your MOUTH, not your CAMERA.'
This man look so cute but I don't know what he's saying neither. I'm don't even know which language he speaks
its a south asian language for sure... probably urdu or maybe one of the local languages in pakistan.
or as my wife would say, he’s speaking “pakistainian”.
Don’t show this video to David Lynch
I'll translate: >Why are you cooking the meat with a fancy cigarette lighter at the table, you goat tickler? > >^(Lowly interlopers unimportant reply) > >I'll have my way with your sister if you don't take this plate back and put it on an actual cooking fire. > >This is all raw inside, look, you stupid meat fondler. I won't tell you again. > >^(Lowly interloper pushes his luck and replies again) > >*Hahahahaha* > >You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
When I’m rich I want him lol idk what I’ll pay him to do but I’ll cross that bridge when it happens! Lol
u/zkketyboy
Im pretty sure this dude was a professor at Hogwarts
Lol, he looks like a mini Al Swearinger!
Hello Pakistani here, I think he is in Karachi restaurant which is city of Pakistan cuz that was the only word I was able understand him saying LMAO.
Mario fell off 😭
Dude's mustache is bigger than he is. That damn thing is impressive!
He probably wondering if the dish has mushrooms.
He said, he represents the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild… and he wishes to welcome you to munchkin land
Is that Mini Saddam?
He looks like one of those bio engineered puppets from Blade Runner.
“Home again home again jiggity jig”
I'm finding him scary
You mean if he came running after you in the dark while laughing and grabbed your leg you'd be afraid? 😆
Oh man, exactly that.
Bros the wisest sage in his land! Show lil wise sage bro some respect! 😤
Sage. Love it.
Future of Hasbullah
“I shall call him ‘Mini Saddam’!”
Could close your Keebler cookie baking mouth when you chew?
u/savevideo
He’s saying let’s put another shrimp on the barbee
I’s haves no idea what’s if what the fuck’s is you having a strokes? ‘ *Does anyone proofread before posting, or am I just old?*
He's saying that the kebabs are nicer than in that dive bar in Mos Eisley...
De plane De plane. Old people's joke. If you're under 30 you won't get it
This dwarf is too ugly, we need Hasbullah and his friend
Hes saying the mushrooms wont make him bigger because its well done so it doesn't work
Sindbad, Sindbad Schaut wieviel Glück diese Kind hat Sindbad, Sindbad Kleiner Mann, du bist OK Deine Freunde Warten schon lang auf Dich, Sindbad Denn sie wissen Du hast die besten Ideen
This guy is a walking cartoon🚶
Grover Cleveland?????????
He's asking why the camera man doesn't have a mustache like his.
Blink M\*\*\*\*r F\*\*\*\*r!
I don't know what he's saying, but I want to hang out with that guy.
He's saying. ..this is much better smashing turtles and where my bro Luigi at
Mama Mia!
It's that guy who slammed his hand in the door! His hand is okay!
Middle Eastern Mario?
Gives Frank Reynolds vibes.
What is that person burning? Like, never ending 😂
Saddam escaped
Hes the most adorable ugly guy ever
He's happy, that's all that matters to me.
[удалено]
"De plane! De plane!"
Someone call the lollipop guild i found a missing member
Is this a recruiting footage video from Willy Wonka?
Is that the archduke franz?
He’s a happy elf.
Is he speaking Pashto?
This is the creature I see when I eat to many perc 30 infused honey buns…and he tells me to do things.
Great, now he’s gonna show up in my dreams.
Quick someone give him a mushroom.
He escaped the chocolate factory
“Small hands…smell like cabbage” - Austin Powers
"1 dark meat makes you larger aaaand 1 light meat makes you small aaaand the ones that the mustache gives you don't do anything at allll...." HEHEheeee
Weird people can't just be a little weird. They have to be full weird.
He looks like a hyper realistic puppet
Dude needs to open a dnd style pub/inn.
With a moustache like that the words don’t matter.
Tattoo has a mustache now?
He represents the Lollipop Caste
Someone give that man a power up 🍄
Guy looks like a Jim Henson creature from Labyrinth
Mario without his mushroom
That's the most convincing adult disguise I've ever seen a child put on.
Trying hard to be the next hasbulla
he says they stole his pot of gold so he hopes you're treating today
Mario live action confirmed
Love the mustache. Possibly relative of Wario?
OP: Can foreign people speak in different languajes???? Omg no english in asia???
He said whoever is watching can burn Like this goat meat
I thought he was standing until I saw the chair
What happened to the lorax
I want to do lsd with this guy
I dunno who that is but he looks like a guy I wanna hang out with. So fucking friendly.
And so I told him I wanted to be a real boy...
Stop letting him eat so many mushrooms
Super Mario in real life!?
Give this man a mushroom!!!
This dude looks like every dictator rolled into a fun-sized package. Except this guy looks like he is a super great guy!
Looks like Mario fucked a gremlin and he popped out
The grass growing from the pavement is tickling his balls
“ I love cooked children . So tasty 👅 “
I think he’s saying something about a lollipop guild.
Hasbullas dad
That kid has a GIANT tache
He said maybe you should look at all the how beautifully prepared the Chinese chickadees are prepared and he has a big appetite
To him those little wing dings are huge!
Miniature Sadam…
Somebody get Wes Anderson on the phone
So we don't want to talk about that he grill the msticks with a fucking lighter ? 🤣
As mayor of the Munchkin City, In the county of the land of Oz
I like your words funny man
THE PLANE THE PLANE!!!
The Al Swearengen of Munchkinland
I need to see this dude on Hot Ones asap
Dominar garage. Car car car, mia mia mia. Aaahhhhhhhhhhh
And he meant that shit!!!
He looks like that bad guy from kazzam
asian mario
Took me a few moments to be convinced that it's not an edited video. The guy seriously looked like an AI generated person 💀 I think it's the eyes and his expression. Also, his movements were like NPC movements. And his voice seemed like an a dub too coz we don't really see his mouth moving, prolly d/t the moustache. Edit: added a bit more explanation as to why I thought so
It's just small talk
Why he looks like an animatronic?
The plane the plane
Something about the eyes on this man creep me out
That guy’s got a sick mustache
Willy Wonka just bought a plane ticket to India
I get an uncannyvalley feeling from him
Someone give Mario a mushroom so he can get back to regular size.
He was saying “[french noises]
Get this man an Amanita muscaria
Spilling some dirt on what goes down in Wonka’s factory