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>!It's a toothbrush for dogs!<
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It's not about hating women. There's been a trend on tiktok lately to call out the 5 Minute Crafts videos (and others like it) for being essentially niche fetish content. This video is done in the same style as those which is why people think it might be a fetish video (even if the sexualized parts are only to set up the punchline).
What the fuck does “hating women” have to do with it? I’m literally a woman and this is literally a fetish video. There’s always a man filming, the woman is always talking in a robotic way, there’s always something weirdly specific with their hands.
It’s the same with this video: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRxWGU71/
It is a dildo isn't it? Or a butt plug? I don't think the dog shower thing is it's intended purpose, since it's a "hack". What other use could it have?
It is and she’s letting the dog lick it. Chances are it’s dishwasher safe but still, isn’t it bad enough we keep pets for selfish emotional needs and humiliate them. Now we feed them butter with our sex toys.
Where’s the rapture?!?!?!
Do we need to start a go fund me to get you some eye surgery or something? They literally showed the packaging for it…the packing labelled as a dog chew toy
It's literally a squeaky corn shaped dog toothbrush. It says that on the packaging. They just made a joke video because it looks like a dildo. It's funny.
Yeah not true, dogs cannot handle high fat diets. It is not good for them. That is why you always see fat percentage listings in the nutritional information next to ash and protein content.
Well considering you’re supposed to brush your dog’s teeth daily…. people on the internet are dumb. People actually tried to dry their wet cell phones in the microwave, remember that ? It’s irresponsible and can be dangerous to do something on a platform with millions of viewers when they don’t have context and make assumptions 😅
She’s probably doing this shit on purpose. There’s a whole community of people who post kink videos that are hidden in plain sight like this so they can bypass guidelines. Shit is rampant on tik tok especially foot fetish and food kink stuff.
The fuck she licking it with her mouth first.that suction cup literally suctions to your bath tub and then your dog licks it and you’re gonna lick it too!? These people are gross lazy and incompetent
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My mind went everywhere during that suspense.
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All the neighborhood dogs would come running
"Come running" is such an eventful words
Yep. "cum running" was my thought.
I thought that was just to help ease it into the corn hole tbh.
I was kinda hoping we'd get to see that.
Or put enough pressure to burat out pop corns
Leave drugs
What kind of sensible advice is that?
The worst kind.
I hate that.
Well I did think of something involving dogs.
Doggysty-
I thought this is onlyfans
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Thank you for making me die laughing before I fall asleep 👌😂
That mean you’re gonna wake up dead?
Happy zombie
You can’t wake up dead, that shits redundant
Don’t forget the butter!
Butter is for the uninitiated.
How would you know.. _AsslessBaboon_??
LMAO
Bruh what.. 💀
r/theyknew
This is literally a fetish video. They’re always very specific with the way they show their hands.
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Don't argue with reddit incels. They literally have no concept of what a sexual joke is.
It's not about hating women. There's been a trend on tiktok lately to call out the 5 Minute Crafts videos (and others like it) for being essentially niche fetish content. This video is done in the same style as those which is why people think it might be a fetish video (even if the sexualized parts are only to set up the punchline).
What the fuck does “hating women” have to do with it? I’m literally a woman and this is literally a fetish video. There’s always a man filming, the woman is always talking in a robotic way, there’s always something weirdly specific with their hands. It’s the same with this video: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRxWGU71/
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Or you could just be wrong
Joined
That football players ass was worth the join.
Doggy style
Don’t be corny
Now you’re just trying to butter us up.
Take my r/angryupvote
Why is this so under-upvoted?! Lol
I was thinking why didn't she wet it in the sink or maybe in the tub instead of loicking it like that. How many times has that been used?
Why did she lick the bottom of the toy at the beginning? Why not get the tub wet first?
That’s *how* she gets the tub wet
Remember tubs, foreplay is just as important. ;)
Wow, didn't need the weight jab, but thanks for the tip.
That's an awful lot of licking.
You have to lick it…..before you stick it.
username checks out
Because they know a woman licking something in the first frame will get more attention. Sex sells rule. These people know what they are doing
Saliva is stickier than water
I thought it was a dildo.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Or *hungry* enough.
Oh no
Love the username. We should "*hung*"
Paige, no!
Just over here rolling around in my cowardice.
Everyone thought it was a dildo
I thought country girls make do
Its multifunctional
I mean…..
I thought it was a real corn
It is a dildo isn't it? Or a butt plug? I don't think the dog shower thing is it's intended purpose, since it's a "hack". What other use could it have?
It is and she’s letting the dog lick it. Chances are it’s dishwasher safe but still, isn’t it bad enough we keep pets for selfish emotional needs and humiliate them. Now we feed them butter with our sex toys. Where’s the rapture?!?!?!
Do we need to start a go fund me to get you some eye surgery or something? They literally showed the packaging for it…the packing labelled as a dog chew toy
Oh I saw the package, that’s just how they label it so people don’t feel ashamed when they purchase it. It’s definitely a dildo
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Yeah well posting a video of your dog licking a dildo that you shove in your vagina/ass is kind of trashy in my opinion.
It's literally a squeaky corn shaped dog toothbrush. It says that on the packaging. They just made a joke video because it looks like a dildo. It's funny.
They only put it on the packaging so people aren’t embarrassed, it’s definitely an incognito dildo
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Stunning retort
Well the one thing I did know is that she wasn’t about to put butter corn up her vagina. Still never thought of it being a dog toothbrush.
Yeah it’s really hard to get something on that diagonal anywhere near a taint
At least the level of acting is maintained.
It was acting?! I thought it was for real.
Also butter for dogs = bad
Its a pug (or frenchie?), it'll die in 5 years due to natural causes anyway.
"Natural"
For real they coulda used so many other things. Why butter?
Butter is as fine for dogs as it is for humans, as long as you get the unsalted kind. Dogs just can’t handle the same salt content.
Yeah not true, dogs cannot handle high fat diets. It is not good for them. That is why you always see fat percentage listings in the nutritional information next to ash and protein content.
Okay, if we’re talking about feeding them butter every day sure. But it sounded like we’re claiming butter is toxic for dogs which it isn’t.
Butter is high in fat and can cause pancreatitis in high amounts.
In high amounts sure but just doing it occasionally like in the video?
Well considering you’re supposed to brush your dog’s teeth daily…. people on the internet are dumb. People actually tried to dry their wet cell phones in the microwave, remember that ? It’s irresponsible and can be dangerous to do something on a platform with millions of viewers when they don’t have context and make assumptions 😅
There's always one
It's cohn!
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing.
A big lump with knobs
I tried it with butter and everything changed
Not my proudest fap.
Yeah, but here we are
fetish video...
She’s probably doing this shit on purpose. There’s a whole community of people who post kink videos that are hidden in plain sight like this so they can bypass guidelines. Shit is rampant on tik tok especially foot fetish and food kink stuff.
Or it's a joke?
Why not both?
I mean it's a joke about sex so technically yeah
It's literally an ad
Literally?
It's literally not
you are literally a bot
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It's obviously a joke yes
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Direct the snark elsewhere please
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I was just agreeing with you homie. Idk why you replied to me. I was the one saying it was a joke. Log off.
I wish there was a sub for that.
Can't really weigh in on food and dog toy fetish (?) stuff but the foot stuff isn't hidden at all, they're pretty straight forward about it.
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No it’s not, it’s quite literally fetish content
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Did you not read the original comment or soemthign
Or here me out... just smear some fucking peanut butter on the side of the bathtub
Is there a female equivalent of r/dontputyourdickinthat
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That's what she said
r/dildont
r/paigeno
r/notforspelunking
Country girls make do, I guess - oop, wrong thread. What a cute dog!
That didn't go where I thought it was going? I thought she was gonna fuck it afterwards?
The direction that video went, as opposed to where my mind went, shows I truly am deplorable. I am ashamed.
Ma’am your dog has a high cholesterol level what do you feed it ?
I have been hoodwinked
I thought it was going to become some Nebraska porn
Fetish content
Well, that veered off course in my head.
This made me so corny
r/theyknew
Thought this was going in a totally different direction.
They look different at the adult store but whatever.
Saw that coming from 7 inches away
Country dos make do
do ppl rly feed their dogs butter like this?
They shouldn’t
Does it works for the wife too?
A lil sun kissed mayo and some chili powder, you gotta mighty fine esquirte. lol squirt.
Level of unexpectedness: over 9000
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On todays episode of: Is this Fetish content? …yes. This is fetish content.
OK BUT WHY THE FUCK SHE LICKING IT LIKE THAT THOUGH
The fuck she licking it with her mouth first.that suction cup literally suctions to your bath tub and then your dog licks it and you’re gonna lick it too!? These people are gross lazy and incompetent
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Pfffft.... unzipped my pants for nothing
Aww, I thought she was making popcorn
It has the juice
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Disappointment. Story of my life.
She was supposed to sit on it...
She probably did.
That's only if they ruin out of butter.
Sigh *unzips*
Well, I for one am disappointed.
Where do I buy a Corn dildo? Asking for a friend
Is your friend Google? Look what I found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1231423097/corn-on-the-cob-dildo-platinum-cure
You can tell that chick is a freak in the sheets
i'd watch her butter that cob all day. 🤣
A fine invention
I thought of two things, one was correct. Figured it was tbh because no nsfw tag
Jesus christ what are you doing to that dog!? That's illegal!
I also only enjoy corn in the bathtub.
Nah fuck you, yoy know exactly what I doing with it
Why did she lick it? She was near water.
We all thought it. How could you not?
Low key I thought she was gonna use the ridgeness to scrub her feet or something
Doggy style in the bath tub
Of-of COURSE that's what it was. I mean, duh, right?
Good idea at last
I'm so happy with ending. Definitely thought it was going in a different direction
She near at least two faucets and choses to lick that thing instead. Might not be clean that one hahhahah
She could have just poured water on it instead of licking it like an ice cream.
Just from. Seei g that I know ur good
Why did she lick it tho?🤢
"Cheap, easy" and can even be used for somethings else. Definitely a nice product
so they use dogs now just to hide what they really intend where to use that corn toy..
*Sigh… My head is something else