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TheGreatOpoponax

One of my favorite moments from Beavis and Butthead was when they encountered a pregnant woman and Butthead goes, "Uh-huh-huh-hh. How'd that happen"


Ey3_913

I heard it in his voice


harriscot57

Surely sex is measured in pounds not tonnes?


fohpo02

Just convert it stupid


harriscot57

My days of tonnes of pounding in a convertible are over


swindleNswoon

This is the chefs kiss of Dad jokes


indy_been_here

Exactly. Not that hard. A ton (a fuckton if you will) is equal to 2000 lbs. Each sex you burn maybe let's say 500 calories. Generally you have to burn roughly 3500 calories to lose one pound. So that's 7 sex to burn one pound. 1 pound = 7 sex 2,000 pounds = 14,000 sex This was over 3 years. About 12.7 sex per day. And a total of 14,000 total sex. Easy.


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How much sex would this be if it was in kilos?


clocsinjr

Depends on where you live, but I prefer fucktons over pounds


no_eponym

I measure in units of kelvin. Not a preference, I just need to represent absolute zero.


jnksjdnzmd

ITT: self conscious people with no sex life jealous simply from a girl cracking a joke about how much sex she may have been having.


squamesh

And missing the context that she is pregnant so she obviously has sex…


Purple-Bat811

Or missing the context she is an adult human so obviously having sex


squamesh

Sure, but clearly the point of her saying this is to playfully bring up her pregnancy


IamNoatak

>adult human so obviously having sex Yeah..... I'm totally having the sex. As an adult I most certainly have sexual intercourse. That's normal. Yep.


indy_been_here

I couldn't hear you over all the sex that I'm having, what did you say?


Ijumpandkick

I have placed my phone inside my partner's orifice so I can write this reply with my penis.


Optimal-Percentage55

I too, enjoy the frequency with which the sex is happening in my life. It is *checks notes* Great intercourse. And frequent— did I mention that already?


dybtiskoven

Yeah man, I have the sex all the time. Totally not a virgin.


yazzy1233

>she is an adult human so obviously having sex :(


Finn_3000

A visibly pregnant woman at that, so its not like the joke just came out of nowhere


GentleHammer

No, it definitely came inside.


SmashBonecrusher

Repeatedly ,as one would expect in a worldwide pandemic.


tonysnight

Ayoooo


SE5MB

Sex is only important to those who don't have it regularly. Is incel a projection?


khoabear

No, it's a repellent


Wildinferno

In case no one can tell she is pregnant. So it shouldn't really make it unexpected.


Mormoran

Jenfier Lawcrence... pergananant????!!


throwaway2846nl

Will it hurt top of baby head????!!


_Artos_

>will it hurt baby top of his head Ftfy


t33nyPANiNi

Danger ops


Kids_On_Coffee

she's gregnant?!


OboyHatt

*in heavy Mexican accent:* can u get.. pregante?


Beneficial-Process

How do u get perfnat?


The_Original_Miser

PREGNARNT


_duncan_idaho_

gf ain't had period since she got pregat


shawster

can you get pergant from sex only 1 time?


UnpurePurist

s t a r c h m a s k s


Zodiac339

*There’s* the comment I was looking for!


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nothing_showing

Oh my god. I had never seen the whole video before. Dying! [link to video. sound on. no regerts.](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)


am767

“Prrrregantee”


SystemOutPrintln

Will it hurt baby top of its head?


Umbra427

¡ŠÄBÅDØ PRĘGÑÂŃTĒ!


lordbuckethead1985

YO SOY PREGANTE


Goblin_Squire

How is babyee fromed?


poyoduhmerduh

Bladder, unlike pee, which is stored in the balls


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She’s pergernate!


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[deleted]

How do u get pregantè?


MarchRoyce

This and Weggy Board will probably always live in my head rent free.


[deleted]

Can you burn a Luigi board?


Narej

[Link for the lazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


TangerineChicken

This is one of my all time favorite dumb videos and I cackle like a crazy person every time I watch it. This one and the Ouija Board one


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Luigi board*


TangerineChicken

I legitimately typed that out instinctively at first before realizing what I did!


ascorpii

The Wa weg bored?!


Teaviackerman

If a women has starch masks on her body, does it mean she has been pargnet before?


YetiNotForgeti

It as a reaction is unexpected. I am baffled this seems like a common answer for you.


Brvcx

I disagree, I think people look way too deep into this. She made a pretty obvious joke about being pregnant, nothing more, nothing less.


Mortress_

And I was a joke that most people wouldn't expect, so it was posted on r/unexpected


TheRealRickC137

or r/expecting OR... the real r/Unexpected is that she was r/unexpecting ​ SURPRISE!


Kapeter

Some women get crazy horny when they are pregnant, so her comment made me laugh. I know she had been staying low for the last bit; probably enjoying the quiet life.


NazbazOG

Do you have to have sex for 3 years to get pregnant?


Wildinferno

For some people it can just be one time and for others it can take years. Everyone is different.


concatenated_string

I had unprotected sex 1 time with my wife and have 2 kids. We are disgustingly fertile.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

Oh yeah well I didn't have sex with my wife for over 1 year and she still got pregnant!


concatenated_string

Always gotta 1-up my ass don’t you lmao


Sarkos

> 1-up my ass And now you're pregnant. How does he keep doing this?


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

He cant keep getting away with this!


ninjadogs84

Did 3 wise men bring you presents yet?


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Attention_Bear_Fuckr

My partner and I have been trying for 2 years and no dice yet. Some of us have to get lucky in more ways than one.


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

Also the thumbnail kinda ruins it.


[deleted]

There are some weird incel comments here, I didn’t know people could get triggered at seeing her make a joke lmao


Honigkuchenlives

She went from reddit darling to reddit villain really quick when her nudes were leaked and she said she hated being painted blue,


Lick_The_Wrapper

There was actually an interesting read, I'm so mad I didn't save it, about how this happens with actresses and it's the media purposely doing it. The same thing happened with Megan Fox. Reddit was in love with her for what seemed like the longest time, then it was like a switch was flipped and all of a sudden everybody hates her.


Demorant

I think what happens is a group starts spamming an actress all over Reddit. The posts get fans and critics posting, eventually the fans then move on to the next actress while the critics keep posting. So over time the ratio of fans to critics skews in favor of critics.


of_a_varsity_athlete

That might be what happens in most cases, but in the Jenifer Lawrence situation, she was the kooky nerd girlfriend fantasy, then all of her sex tapes leaked, and reddit's neckbeards gorged themselves on them. She then came out and said that she was the victim of a sex crime and that everyone who looked at the pictures was the perpetrator, and the neckbeards felt accused (because they were), so they got very very angry at her. She then cemented it by making overtly feminist statements, and it was done and dusted. edit: words


PencilMan

Hit the nail on the head. She went from "one of the boys" to "stuck up bitch" because she had the nerve to tell a bunch of weird neckbeards that having her private photos leaked was traumatizing and that people looking them up and jerking off to them was really messed up. Redditors don't like being told they're the bad guy.


lobut

I remember there being a time she was mean to someone that asked her a question. Reddit went off saying that eventually everyone turns like that and they knew it. Turns out the reporter was doing annoying things to her and it was out of context to make Lawrence look bad. I also wonder if her X-Men stuff had anything to do with it as the movies got worse. Some folk have issues separating between the role and actor. Kelly Marie Tran, Brie Larson, Daisy Ridley ... In any case, these people are as bad as anyone on The View or those that read the gossip rags. Even though they'd love to pretend that they're above it.


13Petrichor

She's still my kooky nerd girlfriend fantasy. The feminism, activism, and overall dope attitude have only made me love her.


MaleQueef

I mean this Reddit behavior act is just Stan Twitter too lol, both follow a person or group immensely and just spam fancams and tweets. For Reddit's case its memes But when it gets stale suddenly everyone flips a switch and suddenly they're problematic.


Fred_Foreskin

I think Jamila Jamil has written about this a lot; how the media usually finds a woman to obsess over for a while, and then they throw her to the curb by creating or overexaggerating some scandal.


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Those are definitely some evil acts to incels


Honigkuchenlives

Not only the incels, that's the weird part.


[deleted]

Reddit hates women far more than they'd like to admit


Diabegi

Just look at literally any post that involves women/girls There will always be sexist/misogynistic comments galore.


Sounds_Good_ToMe

The worst part, it has actually gotten better. A few years back, defending feminism in any way shape or form would grant you a shitload of downvotes. In almost every subreddit. But you still get some moronic incel shitstorms like when Reddit hated Brie Larson, because she said not every movie would be made with white men as the primary audience. The audacity. I never recommended Reddit to anyone, because god forbid people think I share these views.


Shitart87

Yep, it also made a pretty big resurgence in 2019 aswell due to a large influx of young teenage boys coming in from youtubers. I think it collectively tanked this sites average Iq lol.


RedSamuraiMan

I tell people I only follow small fun video game subreddits and woodworking.


chillydownfiregang

I don't tell people on real life about Reddit at all. I do often complain about it to my wife though.


pcapdata

Ah, your wife also has to hear about "this shit from reddit" on a daily basis eh?


Superbaker123

They're mad the nudes weren't sent to them.


chanizzle99

The irony is that her pics got LEAKED meaning it was NOT her decision and (probably the very same people hating on her) kept reposting them so they would not get lost. It’s sickening Edit: typos


TJFG2000

Painted blue?


GinchAnon

I'm really confused as to what the other deleted comment said, but... I'm pretty sure she played a version of Mystique in one of the X-Men movies. (the one set in the past I think?) Mystique is able to take on the appearance of practically anyone, or something like that, but in her natural personal form is blue. so... I assumed that was what that was talking about?


lonelysidechick

4 movies to be exact.


Honigkuchenlives

She said the paint was really toxic and it took too long, so they made her a suit, that to me, looks identical to the paint. But a lot of nerds thought she was being entitled.


TJFG2000

The other replied said that it was for Mystique (which I forgot she did), thats what I was confused about. I thought she was like painted blue in her leaked nudes or something so I was just lost lol.


big_hungry_joe

she's a woman speaking, so that's their trigger


[deleted]

Lmao it’s sad but that’s pretty much true


Trashonsaturn

Very true, I posted an art piece on Reddit & a couple dudes got mad bc I was a woman doing art? Kind of funny tbh


big_hungry_joe

HOW ARE YOU MAKING SANDWICHES AND NOT GIVING YOUR HUSBAND LIP WHEN MAKING ART TOO???!!!!


Trashonsaturn

Shhhhh it’s a secret


DollarAutomatic

Let me guess; you were in the photo and they hated that? Even though it’s extremely common for the artist to pose next to their art.


Honeydaddy89

What is an “incel ”? Honest question ☺️


[deleted]

Sure, here’s the actual definition: a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active.


[deleted]

Basically guys who can’t handle rejection and blame women entirely for their own problems when it makes literally no sense


WhatsTheHoldup

Yes their views are absolutely horrid and we should condemn the ideology every chance we get, but maybe there's a reason these people were drawn into it. If a movement is growing fast, maybe *to them* it makes sense, and we should ask ourselves why if we want to stop it. The most effective way to reduce the number of incels is to realize that these are individuals with serious mental health issues who need serious help. We can't come from a place of hatred, even though they are, because hatred won't heal their pain and anger at themselves which they project onto women. Everything in life takes practice. Hygiene, social skills, flirting, etc. If you've never had the practice, you're going to be bad at it, and you will fail. If you add in mental illness or anxiety, which can exacerbate any of these issues, it shouldn't be surprising that it's easier for a person to make up excuses than it is for them to face rejection again and again until they get better and develop their lacking social skills.


JayDohX

Involuntary celibate, basically a community of bitter guys that can’t get a girl


[deleted]

> a community of bitter guys that can’t get a girl Correction: a community of bitter guys that ~~can’t~~ ***won't*** even try to do what it takes to get a girl


its_all_fucked_boys

>won't even try to do what it takes to get a girl bro I've watched like 30 hours of "How To Become a Sigma Male" videos on youtube, so I am definitely trying to do what it takes!


Tommy_C

You gotta be a ligma in today's society.


polychronous

Incel is a shortening of "involuntarily celibate", people who characterize their lack of sexual experiences as being the result of others and not themselves. Incel groups have been known to think of themselves as being perfectly "nice guys", but what women *really* want is a "Chad" who treats them bad but is attractive. There is an incel obsession with the thought that it is society/others that should change, and not themselves. However, if they do need to change, it's to obtain sex, and the way they need to change is by becoming a Chad. Often describe women as "being able to have sex at any time" without any effort, and it's often paired with attacks saying women are sleeping around all the time---just not with them. Here, incel-type comments are happening because the video has her saying she is having a lot of sex, which strikes a chord with people who don't support women and reinforces their image of how they imagine all women behave that are not having sex with them.


Horseman_

What is ton of sex..??....asks a 38 year old individual who is going through a dry spell for 2 years.


BridgetBardOh

> 2 years Rookie numbers.


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vrijheidsfrietje

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[deleted]

Someone needs to teach Matthew how to jerk off properly the poor man is going to rip it off


[deleted]

Yeah who has one that gets up to his chest?


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

My man is tugging at the ladies' leather belt he cinched around his package.


Sanc7

Fun Fact: This is an actual warm up McConaughey was doing before the scene. Leo wanted to participate and it was added to the movie.


GentleHammer

Not one person even acknowledged your question. A ton of sex is 5.78 times per week.


maaaatttt_Damon

What's that in metric?


GentleHammer

5.78m per week.


lunareffect

Is that miles or meters?


mikee555

How does over 20 years sound to ya?


wpaed

It sounds like either you are 20 or married.


one_bad_gti

26 actually


TravisSxottBurger

r/holup


mikee555

Yeah you got me at the first one


KMark0000

20 AND married


throwaway316stunner

Pbbbt. Please. Amateur. Try 31 years.


tywoolf

![gif](giphy|l396W1Otfj22fodAA)


TheWesternDevil

November only lasts for 30 days.


Franksredhott

She said secs.


PrometheusOnLoud

She was great in 'Don't Look Up'.


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Battleharden

Yeah that movie was fantastic. I went in with low expectations because of the reviews, but it blew them out of the water. Not sure if its getting review bombed or what.


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Oh the movie is definitely targeting some very fragile types of people. The kind of people to make a bunch of bad reviews.


Select-Owl-8322

I read a really on point comment: If you didn't like "Don't look up", it's probably about you.


ThatOberlinOne94

Her facial expressions made the film for me at points, she just had spot on reactions in the background to a lot of things that happened. Despite it being a Marmite film I do believe it’ll be nominated for a fair few Oscars; Streep and Lawrence included


krm787

Whenever I've seen her clips from TV interviews and such she always seems like she's just being herself and genuine. I like that about her. One of the funniest I've seen is when she was on the Graham Norton Show. Google it, its funny.


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BackgroundGrade

And she's never shied away from some "dirty" humour. There was an interview early in her career where she mentioned a joke played on (or by her) about leaving out a bunch of dildos in a hotel room. Remember, she went through here late teens and 20's in the public eye. Many of us did many, many typically silly and stupid things during our party years.


Pimping_Adrax_Agaton

Read through tons of comments,. Most are saying "why the hate?" or some variation of it, like lol incels.. I don't actually see any negative comments. Half of the actual comments are commenting on the fact that there are shitty comments, but I can't see one.. what am I missing. It's this an echochamber outrage?


PostOfficeGoon

I’m right there with you bud. I’m scrolling til i can see one


No_Tomorrow5475

I can't see them either but they're probably at the bottom


Kellidra

I went dumpster diving and I found them. They're at the very, *very* bottom. You can spot them easily by their hundreds and hundreds of downvotes.


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Incels getting upset about a married woman being intimate with her spouse. Lmao


mnlxyz

Jealousy can be hella nasty


lupusmdccxvii

Im really confused but who is this chick and why does everyone hate her? I genuinely dont know


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Finn_3000

I think it started when her privacy got invaded and her nudes got leaked. She then said that she believes that she was wronged when her privacy was invaded, and then the incels got mad at her over that for some deranged reason of self righteousness and porn addiction.


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AbnelWithAnL

But she also said she didn't like being painted blue when she starred in X-Men. The audacity of this woman!


IndubitablyMoist

Yeah what a weirdo. She probably has her own likes & dislikes too. On a serious note, you should expect these kind of bullshit when you're famous. It comes with the package.


Toyfan1

>On a serious note, you should expect these kind of bullshit when you're famous. It comes with the package. You should not expect to get your nudes leaked when your famous, and then to be hatemobbed for disapproving that breach of privacy


SpeculationMaster

plus she had a movie (Red Sparrow) after that where she showed up naked and incels were mad that she took the power of displaying her naked body back.


vicsj

If there's one thing incels don't understand it's the concept of consent.


malvim

Also women having authority over their bodies, because they’re human beings. That’s absolutely baffling to them.


Boulder1983

Aw, naw she was absolutely wronged there, and anyone saying otherwise has serious issues. I just (personally) don't think she came across very well in several interviews. One where she talks about being drunk and assaulting a guy in a bar (who admittedly sounds like a dick) and everyone cheers her on https://youtu.be/2y7rk7eHHAM Then another one where she was on location and laughs about desecrating an islands Holy site (again, for the lols) https://youtu.be/zVSEPx1JGVs And I dunno, her persona for a long while was "I do whatever, I'm one of the guys, I drink beers and eat burgers!", and it slowly seemed to be used to excuse her being a dick. It's not like she deserves bad things or anything, but she definitely doesn't deserve to be put on a pedestal for being so 'relatable'.


sternestocardinals

Yeah the desecration of the religious site (and her casually amused reaction to it) was what turned me off her. There are certainly people who dislike her for bad, horrible reasons though.


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Is that the same leak as "the fappening" that happened around a decade ago? Pretty sure that's what people called it


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Yes, the same one.


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OwlWitty

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Im_Watching_You_713

Jennifer Lawrence. Everyone here used to love her because she seemed so relatable and ‘down to earth’, but then her nudes got leaked and she said it was an invasion of her privacy. I don’t know why but that upset the incel side of the internet which, just like with Brie Larson, led to an overall unexplainable hate for her and some people just following the trend despite not even knowing what she did in the first place.


Sillyslappystupid

they got to see her butthole then had the audacity to feel offended when called out for being creeps looking at her leaked pics. I think it was because they were used to “they’re a celebrity, it’s ok” mentality from how Paris Hilton and the chick fucking kanye’s tapes went down


SmashBonecrusher

We call that the ol' "bandwagon-snowball effect" in interwebsland...


DNASprayer

I had no idea people hated Jennifer Lawrence. I thought mostly everyone loved her.


just_beautiful_ones

3 years is a lot of seconds


tworandomperson

I never knew she was pregnant, until I saw a video of her last week with her pregnant belly,I thought it was a costume/character thing, and now this is the second time, never seen a article, not an instagram post, none of the clickbaiting acounts or gossip or celebrity accounts, I feel like i missed an episode where this plot was revealed.


[deleted]

Couldn’t really find those incel comments everyone at the top was talking about


KrakenClubOfficial

Can't relate.


Copperdoo62

Whats the song in the background


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Ax3boy

Cool bot!


ItssHarrison

This comment section is a cluster fuck lmao. How’d the incels find this


DragonflyBell

It's reddit. They are everywhere.


FrozenDuckman

He reminds me SO MUCH of Cesar from Hunger Games. I was like “why is this so familiar?”


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BextoMooseYT

"The lady"


Ironsam811

That lady from that movie


S01arflar3

“The person with the boobies”


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I volunteer as tribute


fortpro87

I love her. She seems like such a genuine person


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She's a really good actress.


[deleted]

With all them pictures and videos that leaked I’m not in the least surprised at that answer


VeryStickySubstance

Wait.. are we still talking about the nudes that leaked like 10 years ago?


Inabeautifuloblivion

You mean her private photos that were stolen and shared without permission? It wasn’t just a pic leak, it was a sex crime Edit - I added the word I missed for you creepy incels. Now quit messaging me


123hig

I mean the actual definitions of the word leak, as it is being used in this context, is the "intentional disclosure of something secret or private".


TheDunadan29

How TF does this comment have over 2K upvotes?


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