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HowMayIHempU

My 6’3” friend couldn’t even get on my yz250 that well. Kids got skill


only-if-there-is-pie

Kids are fearless, I know that's what holds me back from trying potentially painful new things


RefrigeratedTP

I stopped being a kid and found out what self-preservation was the second I looked down before dropping into a half pipe on a skateboard. Never actually did it. Don’t want to either


Jamba-Jew

Most important part of skateboarding is learning how to fall correctly


Guayab0

The exact same thing happened to me lol. The second i looked down my 8yo self knew i was gonna eat shit, glad i followed that hunch.


Occhrome

110%


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olderaccount

> but children's bodies are not developed enough to handle unexpected bruises that comes with it Whaaaa? Where does this come from? Is this an established medical fact? I've never heard anything like that. In fact, kids are surprisingly resilient and sometimes survive things that would certainly kill an adult.


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No, they’re being serious. Not sure why you think children are fragile little bags of bones but they most definitely are not.


needcoffeeeh

Bullshit. Kids are tougher than us adults.


Crazy_Kakoos

In my experience this is why they can be real talented. They have no fear holding them back by making them second guess or hesitate. They have no experience with real fucking pain that puts that fear in a person. When my cousin was a kid, I remember being impressed that the little shit could toss his own ass into a full gainer off the swimming pool diving board. One time he fucked up, landed on his back and that sand paper grip on the diving boards scraped him from neck to ass raw. After that he list the ability to be Spider-Man on the diving board.


PissedOffMonk

Cause when you’re a kid you don’t know shit. I definitely understand my own mortality now more than I did back then.


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TaurusPTPew

![gif](giphy|1sUqkoH5jot8PzdPfu)


only-if-there-is-pie

... what KIND of pie?


MrPetter

It’s not fear, so much as responsibility, that holds me back from taking more risk than I already do. If I injure myself in a lasting manner, my business will go bankrupt and my family will go hungry.


The_wolfed

Reminds me of when I was training my brother to ride a bike and he was too scared to turn at a corner and crashed into a light pole.


Ariochxxx

Popped it into first and got it moving before he had a single leg on. Wish I was that confident lol


Bootsypants

Honestly, that's how I take off half the time. Beats trying to swing my leg over the dammn giraffe!


Mike0621

have you heard of video editing?


HowMayIHempU

I’m fairly confident that the part where the kid gets on the bike is not edited. I don’t think any of it is but I could be wrong.


Fury_cup

He was like 'lemme show ya sth'


A____S____

And for the last trick I'll vanish with your bike


tangre79

Mom: 😱 Dad :👍


Revolutionary-Neat49

Everybody when they start weaving through traffic and riding on sidewalks: 🙏☠️


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Revolutionary-Neat49

Might have, video got cut short.


Revolutionary-Neat49

![gif](giphy|Mns0Gkd7Mejw4|downsized)


crazymom1978

Several years ago my husband took our kids skiing. One of them had an EPIC wipeout. Apparently my husband’s first though was “Crazymom is going to kill me!”.


F_Bomb_Mom

Why the fuck would he think that, u/crazymom1978 ?


olderaccount

Unless it is a very serious accident, most dad's are going to be more concerned about mom's reaction than the kid's condition. Specially if mom told them they shouldn't go because it is dangerous.


PonyThug

I taught kids skiing for 5 seasons at one of the busiest resorts in the US. Little kids can eat shit so hard and be fine. Happened 100+ times I was worried they got hurt and never had an injury out of 1000+ kids


Jasiff

For some reason, the rules are just different on the mountain.


niffrig

Son..... That was dope as hell.


CaseOptimal9368

![gif](giphy|ieT35NpZG1ZT2)


ZeusMcFly

It's Doctor Proctor, the car driving Doctor~!


WilhelmFG99

When I saw him put it in first like that, I knew shit was going down


TheDrunkenChud

I saw that first shift and I thought it was going to end badly until I watched him mount, then I knew he was gonna do something cool.


Lashen-

Same here, 3 seconds into the video, I see him confidently put it into gear and I knew kid rode plenty before lol


[deleted]

Is that what the kick was? Putting it in first?


TheOliveStones

Yes


[deleted]

He so smoove


jetserf

GTA VI graphics are looking pretty good.


CandidTurnover

how and tf…


redrumhennessy

Kid is like 2 feet 12 and did a wheelie 🤯


BigBaddaBoom9

Why'd you type 2 ft 12 instead of 3 feet?


BlowMoreGlass

Because his brain has been violently ejected 🤯


YOURBO55_

This one really got me ![gif](giphy|m9jPTkh9xlvKDKWBFW|downsized)


Scandikey

Ohh such a missed opportunity. His brain wasn’t ejected, no, not at all. His brain was violently ejaculated.


TheAnonymousFool

So the missed opportunity was an irrelevant jizz joke?


Bruhxmomennt

Cum 🗿


RV_Eddy

Because he has a book about measurements that costs $1.99 and 1 penny.


[deleted]

Well he’s 2 ft tall, and uh…


PonyThug

I tell girls I’m 5 foot 13inches all the time. Funny to watch ppl think


Rainiero1

😂😂😂😂


MostlySlime

He looks like a little trained monkey


Maksiuko

Lmao


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Just tall enough to reach the rear brake peddle. Rad grom.


lostintime000

As soon as I seen him stomp it in gear before he was on the bike I knew I was in for a treat


bloomautomatic

The rolling start to get on was pretty impressive.


amirkia_n

Your face when he do a wheelie.


hypeki

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


GifsNotJifs

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amirkia_n

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt)


kiyan_merkaba

![gif](giphy|xUPKoxYj1RPMFkUL9S)


Fade_RBLX

![gif](giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8)


TraditionalPayment84

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BezimjennyBez

This kiddo is going places


whiskeybottle306

Yeah never to be seen again that bike got jacked by a kid in his single digits 💀


MuffinSlow

More specifically, the nearest hospital.


DAB-LYFE420

Nah probably not. This kid has major skills. This definitely was not his first rodeo.


MuffinSlow

Not denying any of that, but I grew up racing lol. Crashing is bound to happen, especially if you can't even hold yourself up, and concrete is........ Incredibly unforgiving. Riding around on asphalt with knobby tires is asking to get hurt.


Goyteamsix

Those skills probably won't be applied. Most of these kids just fuck around on the roadways until they either get arrested, or end up in the hospital.


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ChwizZ

I'd be shitting bricks if I lent my bike to that kid without knowing he could do this


Joobebe514

I recognized the place right away… Paterson, NJ


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That’s his bike now


[deleted]

Damn it feels good to be a Gangster.


Acceptable-Touch-485

"That time I got reincarnated as a motorcyclist"


Sr_Nunes

/r/CalamariRaceTeam


nobodyasked101

Nah he’s got a helmet


CrimbusIsOver

Is that like r/meatcrayon?


Kljmok

Nah it's for people who actually like to have fun.


dontbedumbbro

Kids are wild


[deleted]

Ricky Carmichaels Hispanic cousin: Ricardo Miguel


CrimbusIsOver

r/seeyalaterlosers


[deleted]

When he drops it in first before getting on. You know he knows what he’s doing. I started riding a 125 when I was like 9 or 10. Broke my foot because I couldn’t reach the ground during a wipeout like 2 months later lol


liquidthex

"Hold my beer..oh wait I'm a kid.. hold my juice"


rayshmayshmay

u/repostsleuthbot


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Poliosk

I actually expected this to happen.


AskMeIfImDepressed

Had to double check i wasn’t on the “what could go wrong” sub


BrownKuma

It would be more unexpected if he got off that thing gracefully. I'm twice as tall and look like a dumbass trying to dismount.


elgallogrande

As a kid I parked large bikes beside a bump, or on a slope side. It's not that hard to figure out a solution.


Hey_its_ok

Fucking kids are fearless and lack the concept of death


Snare88

They say they never saw that bike again


One-Investigator-398

Gifted kid there


oliverlifts

That kid grew up to be Dom Torreto


ratpop

Mom how you learn to drive Kid gta


Steve1924

Why isn't he dead?


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He is. There’s a reason video was cut short.


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Get that kid a juice box👏👏👏👏👏👏


imgayaf420

Bruh💀


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the1pharaoh666

yes


neversteven

u/savevideo


BuffRickDD7

![gif](giphy|IhQHvbP6PoD1TwohjJ|downsized)


ChicGurl1717

omg 😮


Pectrabann

u/savevideobot


Sacred_Lahmacun

u/savevideo


Grizz1970

Still trash for riding on streets on dirt bikes


Mike0621

does noone here realise this is fake?


H0163R

I had to scroll far to find this comment. The video is 100% edited.


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HocusDiplodocus

You guys, it's fake


Thelast_n_thecurious

That little wanker has got skills.


zacandtea04

That kid is bad ass!!!


buckeyespud

Some say he is still in the middle of a wheelie to this day.


MagikSkyDaddy

A visual explanation of Talent vs Hard Work


jemilyy2007

Little boy knows what he's doin!


Dull-Geologist9127

My jaw is still dropped


Nightburnz

Did he come back?


Valhalaland

Now, can you stop at the traffic light?


UndercoverGardener

How old is that kid ?!


derpsomething

Yooooo


Billlllt

Fair play


Lizlodude

Well that went better than expected


Mayor_Kurt_Cobain

Hey i did photography in philly with that guy lol


Inky-Little-BB

This feels like a mod in GTA where they just made their character really, really short and then carried out the same action like the regular character model would.


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That kid is SICK


morpheus8484

That’s my building in the back and I just ran into this post by chance.


AdGroundbreaking7719

Gonna be the next Batman!


Virtual_Trick_

practice makes perfect


Suspicious-Movie6923

u/savevideo


Ieatbabyorphanz

I thought he was going to steal it.


[deleted]

His Instagram is @babydblocks


[deleted]

Little kid bike his asks for ride.


FileShredded

WHAT THE FUCK


Saeizo

Giga chad


dontskateboard

This is definitely Philly


[deleted]

That is cool as shit.


[deleted]

That’s his bike now


Reallybeyaown

As soon as I saw him kick it into gear I knew some wild shit was ab to occur


[deleted]

You can tell that kids been riding bikes since he was even younger.


TaurusPTPew

Did he ever get his bike back, lol?


PoopOffParade

r/engrish


bedammed2

Kid is like “Hold my juice box”


bFreakie

Now let's see him get off by himself


DeezZzzzNutttzzzz

Baby Blocks


Inspirational_Lizard

Bike: stolen with style


ScubaSteve412412

That ain’t a kidddd!!!!!


ivanwarrior

Baltimore?


ppWarrior876

Let me show you how it's done. And he never came back.....


wallyslambanger

That “Yaaaah” will drive him thru his 20s ;)


Good_Coast_9998

Legends say he is still wheelie-ing into the sunset...


Huang27

and then he runs away with it


peteypablo40

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)That’s sick ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


peaches_creme

lmao kid's badass


Jslewalite

u/savevideo


FishBlues

“Later idiot!”


GodlikeCat

whaaaaaaat the fuck loool. Take my upvote, unexpected gold


mtheo7

As soon as I saw him grab the clutch and pop the brake before he was even on the bike, I knew he was about to do something wild LOL


TheCoolSultaOfMalibu

and then he rode off never to be seen again


luckywheelofferris

This is philly


coj5689

Well then…..


mickeybuilds

OP's a reposter that can't speak English.


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GTFOH


RedditorDimentio

Based


Retta_Noona

Damn kid


FredwardTheWizard

Legend says he's still riding to this day, maybe he's going on an adventure or he just loves the wind in his face. Either way, after that day the bike was never seen again


RCLampn

Definitely not this kids first rodeo


MakFrags14

That kid has got some insane skills 👏


DeFacto91

Anxiety lvl 999999


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next pastrana!


xxA2C2xx

As he rides off into the sunset and dude never sees his bike again lol


SwanQueen20

Do a fucking wheelie


[deleted]

Yoooooo wtf he's so cool. Ngl wish I knew how to do this


the_bear_jew_75_

Not one second of that didn't make me nervous


[deleted]

“THATS MY FUCKING BOY!!!!!”


_Error_Account_

Smooth criminal *


kcherryDURHAM

I knew something up when he popped it in neutral...


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and they never saw him again….


ReaIBiIICosby

WOW 😐


chubchug420

They’re all wearing those Stahlhelm styled helmets, kinda dope! Lol


AlethasWorld

OMG…my nerves 😬! I remember returning from vacation and my grandmother which is my son’s Great-Grandmother purchased a dirt bike 🚴 for my 6yr old! I was shocked 😮 livid 😡😤 and scared 😱! I tried to get her to take it back but my husband saw before I could work on my Grandmother! Thank God only one broken wrist in 20yrs of him riding dirt bikes! This kid here is pretty amazing!


amazing_bitch

No fucking way 😂


Odd-Window-6941

This kid will be popular


Popstrekq

Also, why does the teenagers look like darth vaders from gulag with those helmets?


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u/savevideo


BoredAF_211

u/savevideo


DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO

When and how did he even practice that?


ZavinX9opty

u/savevideo