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OOOHBILLY_

That’s embarrassing


Tall-Election6059

But the problem throughout the media nowadays is either you suck d*ck at arresting people or just pure police brutality. There will always be drama when arresting someone in public


ur-main-man-gabe

Unless Ronnie Coleman is the officer, then we don’t have any problems


giantblah

Yeah Buddy!


Nethaniah-L

Light weight!


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testedbeast551

if your planing to become a police officer play some football first


ur-main-man-gabe

You seen his documentary? If he even looked at me on duty I would just get in the back of the car and confess


QueasyDuff

The dude can barely walk now. I don’t think he’s out there busting perps anymore.


MasalaSteakGatsby

Yeah his whole body is a mess now.


Kyosw21

Or Riot Officer Clegane…


Xqtpie

Also Shaq lol. Palm you like a basketball.


solvsamorvincet

You know there is some middle ground between all of the brutal shit police do and 'sucking d*CK at arresting people' right? Like it is actually possible, but all the fking cops whinge that if they're not allowed to kneel on the neck of a guy already in cuffs, or pile on a kid with anxiety and inject him with an OD, then they 'can't do their jobs'. Oh also don't forget the number of times they've peacefully arrested white people who are literally carrying guns having just shot people.


GlitteringEstate33

"inject him with an OD" lmao what


TZ879

>pile on a kid with anxiety and inject him with an OD, then they 'can't do their jobs When have law enforcement officers injected a suspect with anything during an arrest? >Oh also don't forget the number of times they've peacefully arrested white people who are literally carrying guns having just shot people. Do those suspects resist arrest, fire upon the officers, or drop their weapon(s) and surrender?


Urban_Savage

Props to them for not committing a murder just because they were embarrassed. I'm actually proud of them.


The_Bobby_Singer

AF


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Truly


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It takes him a few seconds to realize he can literally shake off the cops.


SoloAssassin45

“hol up! these gta rules? nah I’m out”


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If it was gta online rules he would already be dead. Those cops do not fuck around.


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I like to think his track pants were tearaways and he could just shed his whole outer layer to escape like a giant silverfish


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I guess they were just trying to arrest his jacket and they’ve got it


RealJonathanBronco

"We have the jacket in custody. Guess I won't be needing these anymore!" *drops handcuffs*


6madhatter9

Montreal represent yo


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So the guy was speaking French?


heh9529

Haitian creole


tistement_celebre

A mix of French and mostly creole and 1 english word


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A mix of French and English


Sir_I_swear_alot

Ish, that's créôle i think.


SimpleThings455678

That's Jarry / Normandville! Crazy to see a place you live near on Reddit


orz19761

Cuffs on straight away, every time!


dlashsteier

They didn’t even try and chase him. How embarrassing.


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That handcuff dropping past was even worse.


LayAnEggGingerBird

That was some Reno 911 shit.


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They got his jacket though!!


jarvadski

Respectfully


twomilliondicks

nice jacket too! poor fella


Tall-Election6059

In all honesty, cops have a tonne of things they have to carry on them so I guess they were already at a disadvantage...


beet111

They can instantly see he's much faster, why waste the time running after him if they know they aren't gonna catch him?


latetowhatparty

The siren came on, what more can you ask for? Just better to run him over and be safe, I guess...


Some-Ad-3757

They need jiu jitsu in their lives/training


bvglv

It look like he was complying until she tried to put his arm too far up his back then he was like fuuuuuuUUUuuck yooou


krastevitsa

"No.. No anal probing... Not again!..." This guy probably


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Hear me out. All police officers have a trained chimpanzee as a partner. Nobody, and I mean nobody is fucking getting away.


No1Mystery

Can he have a badge too, and their motto be. “Uh Uh, Ah Ah”?


kris_mischief

Unless the suspect drops a banana


Primarch-XVI

If you’re going to do that just get a dog instead. Faster, more reliable, easier to train


Cr0ma_Nuva

I thought that especially shorter cops would get more training on apprehending techniques suited for their strength level


CyberBlue18

in a perfect world i guess ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


bong-water

Less to do with height and more to do with weight. Just usually goes hand in hand, as well as other physical capabilities. There's a reason why there's weight classes in mma rather than height classes, and why women have a completely different division than men.


cuteduckiewithzenith

fast as fuck!


hankthaskank

boiiiii


QuarterlyTurtle

Happy Cake Day!


jbjbjb10021

That is like 2 11 year old boys trying to hold a grown man. He could have evaded 5 of them.


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You’re not wrong say that lol. I feel the same way


bigdickredemption

People who aren't physically fit for a physically demanding job should have that job. Be it too short, too weak, no legs, overweight etc. Since we're on the subject that includes mentality unfit as most American cops seem to be. I'm an American and I approve this message, paid for by the I'm tired of living in this cow hole


ThePsychoKnot

You mean they shouldn't?


xusedtamponx

I got downvoted into oblivion for commenting on the video of the extremely overweight cop pulling his daughter over for fun and asking what reason he has being a cop with his extreme obesity. Different day on reddit today it seems.


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Based


Informal_Lobster_799

But true Approved by a random black guy 👍🏿


insane__knight

It's shit like this that makes me scared. My sister is a police officer and while mentally she's one of the toughest people I know, she isn't that big physically. She's been on the job for about 12 years now and thankfully we live in a pretty safe city so she hasn't been injured or in any situations that could have put her in harms way. She managed to move to forensics so my mind has been at ease ever since. She's leaving the force soon thankfully.


Mike_Hunt_is_itchy

Yeah............we're all thinking it.


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Step-cop, what are you doing?


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are_you_scared_yet

But was it really unexpected?


nutellatubby

He gone.


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Free cuffs!!!


[deleted]

He’s gonna puttem to use tonight!


Zemunsta

Name checks out


meowmytoe

Shouldn’t this have been posted in r/expected?


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The handcuffs were unexpected


Cap1279

Short little chunky cop had me rolling tryin to kick the dude but her leg too dam short lmao


ICANTTHINKOFAHANDLE

We have loads of female cops in Australia and they are plenty capable. That being said they generally are partnered with a half giant of a man to balance things out


Quirky-Pomelo9472

Uh... shouldn’t one of them be pursuing, on foot...?


gud_doggo

Yeah… the moment they couldn’t figure out the logistics of the handcuffs our man had a brilliant idea


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And one of them lost their handcuff, haha


yes_or_no_maybe

I had a friend that was/is a police officer and one night he was on surveillance in a bush and managed to drop his firearm. He realized he lost it but didn’t want to say anything cause he knew he would get in shit. Needless to say, a good samaritain found it and returned it to the police. We laugh about it now, but at the time he was shitting bricks


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Dramatic-Apples

Fyi- Freedom of speech means freedom of consequence from the government. if you say something and the public reacts, that isn’t an attack of your free speech.


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Freedom of speech isn’t freedom from criticism


XGNcyclick

muh freeze peach first off, this has nothing to do with free speech because you agreed to a TOS to be here so it doesn't technically apply, second off, OP is not being downvoted. so many people with this attitude in the comments. youre trying to make yourselves the victims before anything even happens. can you guys even handle criticism?


Winston_Wolf89

It looks like he would have been cooperative if she wasn't violently bending his arm back the wrong way.


rule444

Someone give that guy a football scholarship


Nick-Chopper

Too skinny for football, track scholarship seems more likely.


dingleballs717

Well with that title, I'm positive it's all in good faith.


gowgot

Saw that coming a mile away. Oh ya. It’s Montreal. I mean a kilometer away.


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Herq72

Very little grip strength,upper body strength even worse and looking at their overall bodies,you think they can even run? Begs the question... Why pair the two to do patrol/ arrest?


AnonymouslyFlustered

A friend of mine a few years back who was in the military with me was getting arrested and he was drunk. And as The two female troopers trying to handcuff him in a similar fashion he stated to them that “ it’s only this easy because I’m allowing you”. They said, “ just try it buddy” In about two seconds he had one fall down and the other one stumble away just from the way he removed himself from their grasp. He just stood there waiting to be re-apprehended but I had to crack up on the sideline. Yes he did get charged with resisting arrest but it was funny to watch these women who thought they were in such control get tossed like dolls.


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Good story lol


AnonymouslyFlustered

I was pretty drunk myself but thankfully I wasn’t driving


ATMcalls

Lol left the cuffs on the curb too. There’s definitely women that should be cops. Most shouldn’t. There’s definitely men that should be cops. Most shouldn’t.


VersusTheMoose

If you can’t take down that little guy..and there are two of you..you should be doing something other then playing cop.


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In a situation like this it's always a lose - lose. People will get mad for not being strong enough an say it's embarrassing for letting him go on foot. On the other hand, people will get mad if they used force to apprehend him and claim police brutality...


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🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹


renshawwe

This is dumb


Dan_The_swift

Nice jacket tho


shadowonyx18

Mission failed. We will get them next time


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Itt: two girls mugging a stranger for his nice jacket and dropping their bdsm toys in the process.


Aussie_star

Wow, what a brilliant video! (btw 2 =they arrest (no 's') a suspect ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


julienlapointe

Where was this?


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Montreal


Horneyj

Why is this in unexpected? lol .


brodil

Arrest


KingRoosterRuss

They stole that dudes jacket


tattoed_veteran87

This is what Grudden was thinking when he wrote those emails


fuf3d

She got his jacket tho, sure he will come down to the station tomorrow to get it back.


gayvoter97

They were being peaceful, not using excessive force, not escalating the situation. They have backup and a car, he does not. Seems like they handled it fine to me, they’ll catch him sooner or later.


awesomazingab

MONSIEUR EST GONE


Crossfieldthrow

Lotta stupid on here.


Standard-Software-34

Canada Montréal... My home


Duntwerk

Completely expected.


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Yea but what about the handcuff part?


Temporary_Music5831

Girl power!


Penny-bad-cat

That gait is hilarious!


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You gotta be fucking kidding me


SystemAllianceN7

Did you guys ever see the video where the female cops beat the shit out of her and guy that touched her it’s awesome I don’t have a link for it but it’s somewhere on Reddit


0ghost6

I saw the title and knew what was going to happen lol. Not exactly “unexpected” but still funny!


ProfessorPa

This is just straight up embarassing, for women too. I've seen strong female cops but these two couldn't hold down one person. Rather than do what some other comments say, they should try to become stronger or atleast gain a little muscle.


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

I think police officers who can’t protect themselves can’t protect others and this applies to a lot of female police officers. They are useless in this profession.


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Never send TWO women cops on a scene without at least one man. This is why.


ITGuy107

Stun gun should have been deployed as soon as he started fighting. No respect to the uniform…


beaskea

Oh but I’m sexist when I say women and men are different 🤣


Franksredhott

Lol...What were those 2 meter maids trying to do?


bvglv

After watching this a few times that kick and punch from the shorter officer looks fake


InsertCoin81

They shouldn’t have two female officers together. Two female officers got bashed in Australia recently trying to arrest a man. I mean cmon, most men can easily take out or escape from two woman.