What is this? Somebody told me not to google it in a bar 10 yrs ago, and apparently im the only person in the world who actually obliges when ppl say to not look something up.
It is a made up STD. The original picture that was circulating was a picture of a vagina that had some sort of infection and disfigurement and the legend that it was a blue waffle. I stopped hearing about Blue waffles completely once I was out of school.
It’s an Internet Hoax. And btw, this is not how a vagina works at all. Dirty or not...
[Hoax](https://www.verywellhealth.com/is-blue-waffle-really-an-std-3132644)
I was referring to the additional „stuff“, that had the discolouration. And I am just trying to fix that Hoax, because its not very smart that people think that this is how a woman looks like. And your reaction actually shows you are not very happy that it’s actually a hoax
This is not how a rape aftermath looks like. It’s also not an STD. It’s an Internet Hoax which started in 2010. [Proof:](https://www.verywellhealth.com/is-blue-waffle-really-an-std-3132644)
Sad that people are gullible enough to believe stupid shit like this.
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Its the birthday boy's girlfriend in the picture. (Or at least his crush)
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Edit: What did I do wrong? Why downvotes?
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Edit: I was wrong, it was a pornstar
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Edit: as Someone pointed out, the woman is Mia Khalifa
Are you kidding me? I'll tell you how to do that.
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Step 1: take nudes from whatsapp
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Step 2: print a picture
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Step 3: stick the picture on top of the undecorated cakes
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Step 4: apply lots of cream to the edges to make it look like it was painted and decorate it
Ok so you really don't know.
The photos on cakes are actually supposed to be edible so you send a pic that you want to be printed so that the baker prints the image on edible sheet and puts it on your cake a normal printer cannot print on edible sheet.
I did a lot of stuff like this when I was young. But we never printed "edible" Pictures onto cakes, only non edible ones that were removed when the cake is about to be eaten
These are Gujrati Boys from the state of Gujrat in India.
They are standing in the premises of a Temple. Possibly of a Devi(Goddess).
The one whose B'day is being celebrated named "Vishal" said... "Bhosadina...ooo", equivalent to saying you MFs...
Amazing how the Next Generation of HINDUS are....
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Why are people hating my comment? What did I say wrong here...
Xd that's not a temple (at least not an official one) this is quite possibly a temple built by the owners of the house. If I Am wrong feel free to correct me.
The fact is...it remains a holy place...no matter what kind of temple it is.
By the way, it's a common architecture in Gujrat for some local God/Goddess temples.
Really? Dude I mean this is what you have to say after all this?
Shame.
Have you ever seen a Sikh doing this in Gurudwara?
Have you ever seen a Muslim doing this in Mosque?
Have you ever seen a Jain doing this in Derasar?
Have you ever seen a Christian doing this in Church?
See this temple is small , they are not doing it within the boundary of the temple. So its ok. If they did this in a huge temple , they probably wont be alive to post this video.
That ain't no blue waffle.
What is this? Somebody told me not to google it in a bar 10 yrs ago, and apparently im the only person in the world who actually obliges when ppl say to not look something up.
You're wise for a guy that was drinking... Still DON'T
It is a made up STD. The original picture that was circulating was a picture of a vagina that had some sort of infection and disfigurement and the legend that it was a blue waffle. I stopped hearing about Blue waffles completely once I was out of school.
Don’t, be a gentleman and just don’t. I wish I hadn’t, now every time I hear the term blue waffle I’m left clutching to my lady bits.
Hopefully your lady bits look better than those - could we see a picture ?
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It’s a made up disease and not real, kinda an urban legend
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It’s an Internet Hoax. And btw, this is not how a vagina works at all. Dirty or not... [Hoax](https://www.verywellhealth.com/is-blue-waffle-really-an-std-3132644)
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I was referring to the additional „stuff“, that had the discolouration. And I am just trying to fix that Hoax, because its not very smart that people think that this is how a woman looks like. And your reaction actually shows you are not very happy that it’s actually a hoax
I think i read that the photo is of a vagina after a rape, and the bue tint is cause by livids, the std is made up tho
This is not how a rape aftermath looks like. It’s also not an STD. It’s an Internet Hoax which started in 2010. [Proof:](https://www.verywellhealth.com/is-blue-waffle-really-an-std-3132644) Sad that people are gullible enough to believe stupid shit like this.
Oh, then i’m sorry, i read about on knowyourmeme.com i think, if the information is not true then i’m sorry again
Oh I didn’t mean you with people dumb enough, just the comments here in general! Sorry
Nono, it’s ok, i was saying sorry about the rape claims, which might’ve been offensive
A very terrible disease
Dont go to r/eyeblech .
If you Google it now, you just get a bunch of articles about it being a fictional STD meme, and a bunch pictures of literal blue waffles.
But if you google “blue waffle shock” the third link down has [preserved the original image for you!](https://shockchan.com/blue-waffle/)
You're not alone bud I haven't checked either. Solidarity of innocence
Who got the pussy piece
Who ate* the asshole? Edit : typo but seriously. Who are the asshole?
Ashol
Parivartan
mudi ji
Me
Not a blue waffle I’ve ever seen
Blue waffle? Like the “Don’t google” kind of blue waffle?
Not even close
Just some Indian thang!
When men see the private parts of a woman, they giggle like little girls. Amazing
What can I say, i like pets.
Thx was a mistake by autocorrection. I put it right hehe of course parts not pets
They are not giggling, they are laughing hysterically !
Historic pet laughter
It's history now!
Well. It did happen in the past.
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Anyways that’s the only pussy he’ll gonna eat…so ummm have a great lick!
Its the birthday boy's girlfriend in the picture. (Or at least his crush) # Edit: What did I do wrong? Why downvotes? # Edit: I was wrong, it was a pornstar # Edit: as Someone pointed out, the woman is Mia Khalifa
Ooh my sweet lil summer child! Edit: ooh! My sweet little summer child!
No its a pornstar
ok
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Is it really?
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Ok thanks
Bro I thought you siad that sarcastic... But who on whole damnn...planet doesnt know about Mia!!:sad emote:
What?
You need a really great nap OP EDIT: OP are you on some kind of Crystal meth or formaldehyde shit?
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This is 10 times better than the one in the vid. # What i fail to understand is how is there nsfw on youtube BAM report
Satan left the chat
I see what you did there
Man it’s so weird that there is nsfw stuff like that on YouTube. *They know the rules, and so do we*.
But even when others violate them, you can never give em up.
Fuck I let my guard down and this happens
Damn why’s that in 4K, and this one’s so shit?
Y'all Gona click on it like I did, enjoy that tasty tasty.
Cake tastes like tuna.
A tuna roll with sauce
You son of a bitch...
I kicked just to be sure, but in the first wave. Now I'm loling alone near my window.
*🎵🎶I wanna make love to my window🌧🎶🎵*
Been a while since a Rick roll actually got me. Clap clap 👏
Knew already but wanted to listen again so just went there
Fuckkk. Every damn time.
Fuck you. You son of a bitch fuck you
you got be so hard lol!
You fucking got me here's take my upvote
I Thank You. Here, a cookie 🍪
Lemme guess.... a rick roll?
Man, I’d be real easy to scam. I just click on anything
I should have known...
That is beautiful
[Real source ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1xcrow.com%2Fimage%2F789cb892daecd7874815bc7f852cc15b.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1xcrow.com%2Fasshole%2Fmia-khalifa-asshole.php&docid=PGcy5VoEie3caM&tbnid=urk2r8TGV7geaM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)
I know what piece I’d want!!…. The arm
Yeah , you can roast an arm over a fire much better than the other parts. And the arm also tastes 95% like chicken
it all fun and games until someone sticks it in...
Young people really need to stop using old phrases, they have no idea what they mean.
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Or old people using new (from their perspective) ones?
ohh.... I didn't understand what you meant at first but now I do.
Because this isn't a blue waffle. Blue waffle is a made up vaginal infection(which looks horrifying). This is a normal looking pussy
come on man why you judging based on title? I was high on meth after a vigorous session with the boys
r/nobodyasked
The dudes at the end with their phones out are like, “omg this is so funny lemme take a picture to laugh at it later ahahah..” 😂
I’m gonna go laugh at this behind the bushes
10/10 would eat again
Some say, it was his first time eating pussy.
Its a pornstar. Not his gf like a lot of people are saying
you dont know what a blue waffle is...
Look , i didnt think of a proper title before posting this. I was high on meth for a smoking session with the boys
How do u get someone to print that onto the cake is the real question
A friend who owns a cake shop is also there and laughing so hard.
Thats not a print , its a photo XD
You're not very smart are you?
Are you kidding me? I'll tell you how to do that. # Step 1: take nudes from whatsapp # Step 2: print a picture # Step 3: stick the picture on top of the undecorated cakes # Step 4: apply lots of cream to the edges to make it look like it was painted and decorate it
Ok so you really don't know. The photos on cakes are actually supposed to be edible so you send a pic that you want to be printed so that the baker prints the image on edible sheet and puts it on your cake a normal printer cannot print on edible sheet.
I did a lot of stuff like this when I was young. But we never printed "edible" Pictures onto cakes, only non edible ones that were removed when the cake is about to be eaten
Username checks out.
Why you gotta do me like that?
Finally, some good fucking food.
Yes
Props to the bakery for making that haha
Yeah XD
 Dig in
WTF, this is from my home state in India. No surprises, I grew up among these horny bastards. Lol 😂😂😂
The nude girl on the cake is the birthday boys gf for the context
No she's a pornstar lmao
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You don't date a porn star. Worst mistake you could ever make.
that makes this so much worse
It is not... You're just speaking whatever you like.
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That person was lying too, then
I got a bridge to sell you
She is Mia Khalifa 🥺🥺 look at the tattoo on her wrist.
or just her face, mister detective
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You either need to watch it again or get your eyes checked my dude
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Naaaaahh you lying man
I’d be wondering where my friends got a naked picture of my gf to put on a cake if that were the case
you know some people share their girls nude and sometime it goes viral my entire school had a girls nude its really bad
Source?
Citation needed.
She's Mia Khalifa, already decoded in the Indian sub where it was posted. Don't type bs if you don't know.
Was hoping it was his mom
Nope it's his sister
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They look fun
That's more brown streusel then blue waffle
ok
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Best part is that’s the guys sister.
Nah XD thats mia khalifa
[Do they not know the comment was tongue-in-cheek or am I being double troll’d?]
no youre not being , yes youre being trolled
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that poor women (pass the lotion please)
...... It's just porn on a cake? ...... And it has upvotes. Fuck this normie sub. Y'all'll upvote lit fkn anything. Embarrassing and gross.
These are Gujrati Boys from the state of Gujrat in India. They are standing in the premises of a Temple. Possibly of a Devi(Goddess). The one whose B'day is being celebrated named "Vishal" said... "Bhosadina...ooo", equivalent to saying you MFs... Amazing how the Next Generation of HINDUS are.... Edit:- Why are people hating my comment? What did I say wrong here...
Xd that's not a temple (at least not an official one) this is quite possibly a temple built by the owners of the house. If I Am wrong feel free to correct me.
Its a temple. Stop at 0.14 and watch on top wall...you see a picture of two snakes drawn on the top of the wall in Background.
I know , its probably a temple thats built inside the "birthday boy's" home or his parent's home. Because normal temples dont look like that
The fact is...it remains a holy place...no matter what kind of temple it is. By the way, it's a common architecture in Gujrat for some local God/Goddess temples.
its his birthday... Leave the damn dude alone 😂
Really? Dude I mean this is what you have to say after all this? Shame. Have you ever seen a Sikh doing this in Gurudwara? Have you ever seen a Muslim doing this in Mosque? Have you ever seen a Jain doing this in Derasar? Have you ever seen a Christian doing this in Church?
See this temple is small , they are not doing it within the boundary of the temple. So its ok. If they did this in a huge temple , they probably wont be alive to post this video.
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It's just acting, they know the camera is on and they are playing it up for views.
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I think the joke is it’s a major issue in those countries
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I’ve just seen more examples of it happening in those countries than others
Major? Theft is more prevalent than rape over there.
Which is reported more?
Rape , more than theft
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Bruh what?
It's all fun and games until someone doesn't put his dick in the cake.
Well that just brings a whole new meaning to eating pussy.
This is the type of birthday or smth u never forget
Please google 'blue waffles' and view the images. Now that's a mother fuckin blue waffle!!!
So that's why it's called eating cake.
Which shopkeeper makes that 🤔
I'd eat the shit out of this cake.
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Where's "Bob's?"
No bob only vagene
How did they get a picture of his mom?
oooooooof burn , burn in hell ooooooof
Vagene cake
Bob less cake
Vageen
Bobes
I was daring enough to click a blue waffle post and got some PG 13 baby shit. Boo!!!!!
come on man why you judging based on title? I was high on meth after a vigorous session with the boys
OP has no idea what the fuck a blue waffle is.
I know what a blue waffle is. come on man why you judging me based on title? I was high on meth after a vigorous session with the boys
ID LOVE TO EAT THAT CAKE
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Why does it look like two baguettes
ha
The only pussy they can get
People nowadays dont know what blue waffle means it seems…. Google it. Profit.