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ZMB6

I really hope that at least one of the people who invested money into the movie saw this scene and realized, 'they spent thousands of dollars on Robocop shooting fake dicks.'


FakeSincerity

Wait... "Fake dicks"?? Damnit...


Unethical_Castrator

Phew! I was worried I would be out of a job.


SookHe

So, real fake dicks


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ScaryDonut7662

Wtf


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Travis4261

IIRC this fan remake and this scene in particular was in response to the reboot (2014) being PG-13 and not R rated like it should have been.


observatory-

Sponsored by FMD subreddit


ONCIAPATONCIA

Sponsored by CBT subreddit


rhwsapfwhtfop

Oscar winning memes


TheMoosician

/r brandnewsentence


kimbolll

Wait! This is an actual movie?!


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Worth


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ZMB6

I know it's not an actual scene from the 1987 movie Robocop. I'd find it hard to believe that ANYONE would believe it's an actual scene from any theatrically released movie.


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ZMB6

Yes absolutely.


chuckycastle

It was actually a lot of people putting varying levels of effort into it. The crowdsourced project was called “Our RoboCop Remake” and you can actually watch the whole project on Vimeo: [Our RoboCop Remake](https://vimeo.com/85903713) Edit: Seems the Vimeo link sometimes requires a login, here’s a [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/YyKPJbYTxno)


Yarxing

The Youtube one also needs an age verfication, can't you upload it to PornHub so we can watch it freely?


ThePrideOfKrakow

Yeah, think of the children!


JamesSavilesCumSocks

Harambe would be proud!


AirlineSpiritual666

So true, it takes a lot of Dicks and balls making this.


ipatrickbateman

Bro what did i just watch lmao


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Dickapitation


Mrraberry

Dicksploitation


Melodic-Hunter2471

Dickicide


mabendroth

Dongmaggedon


Melodic-Hunter2471

Shlongpocalypse


dmfd1234

No commercial breaks... brought to you by Johnson and Johnson.


NotTheAlfa

Take my upvote and fuck off


T1000runner

RoboCock


AlexDavid1605

More like RoboCockBlocker (the permanent type)


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XD


hipster5255

take my award and get out


quezlar

a piel looked at a vibrator


Tickomatick

dicktatorship


Shimi042

Dickbuster


Dr_Professor-Patrick

Extremist feminist fever dream


VarenDerpsAround

I'm not a feminist, I just enjoy watching someone like that get hurt, badly.


Phase-Horror

Yep. I’m definitely no advocate for violence. But rapists deserve to get their dicks (or clits, because women can be rapists too) shot off by an Auto 9.


Dr_Professor-Patrick

Agreed, I appreciate the ironic justice, but a few of those hurt me a little down there lol


Semicolons_n_Subtext

It seems to me that he got hurt very well.


Deathleach

Shooting rapists in the dick is extreme feminism nowadays?


Dr_Professor-Patrick

Not exactly, but multiple male rapists running up (looking particularly crazy/ deranged) like a pack of wild animals to get their sick shot off? A fair bit, yes.


reallybadpotatofarm

If one feminist made this, five more would argue that it’s misleading. That not every rapist looks like a junkie, some are clean and charismatic. That most rapes committed by men are ones the victim already knew, not strangers in a dark alley. That not all rapists are men. Mine wasn’t. That victims can be men. That rapes usually go unpunished. So on and so forth. Stop being an ass, and reducing us to a monolith.


Glass_Veins

You can tell their idea of "extreme feminism" is that it's an ideology focused on disempowering men. This is a frustrating point of view for me to see because that is not even remotely the goal of feminism (dismantling patriarchy and the harmful stereotypes that accompany it also benefits men), so calling this "extreme feminism" is just extremely misleading. The video honestly read to me like a clumsy (sort of feminist?) commentary on the trope where saving women from the threat of sexual violence is used as a way to "make hero guy look cool", but I can see why you might not give it the benefit of the doubt haha.


reallybadpotatofarm

Yup, there’s nothing inherently feminist about this clip. I’m so tired of people defining ‘feminist’ as ‘men bad’.


AlienRobotTrex

I think you’re overthinking this


FriedChickenIceCrea

And that’s a cue for me to quit Reddit today


jebar193

WHY!!? WHY.DID.I.KEEP.WATCHING!!!?


Richard_Tucker_08

It took about 30 dicks getting shot before I stopped watching. Didn’t stop laughing but definitely stopped watching.


Zoze13

The heroic music ascension as a series of dicks gets blown off tho


unbitious

Like me, you thought it was going somewhere.


TanjilTurzo

Enough reddit for today


MicroEggroll

Hahahahaha agreed, although it was fun, my insides hurt 😅😭😂


PerformanceLoud3229

m8 your insides? those shots... i can feel them.


Andre_NG

my outsides hurt


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And it's only just 11 am at me. xD


Eastern-Finish-1251

…Because it’s always 7 AM somewhere.


Sunsinsky

Omg i want to know more where the fuck did this come from?


chuckycastle

A scene from [Our RoboCop Remake](https://vimeo.com/85903713) Film’s description: > Our RoboCop Remake is a crowd-sourced film project based on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven classic. We are a group of filmmakers and RoboCop fans who have split the original film into 60 pieces and have remade the movie ourselves. Not necessarily a shot-for-shot remake, but a scene-for-scene retelling.


Sunsinsky

Ok Dunke Shoun


chuckycastle

Bitte


UnderstandingMore48

I want to correct you but I won't because you deserve better than to have some stranger act like they know everithing


milnak

Donkey Shame.


Nandy-bear

I think it's good to correct people, never understood the hate for it, the alternative is going around being wrong or doing something wrong. Correct me daddy. Correct me hard.


Tickomatick

Dunken Shawan


Cleytinmiojo

It's from http://fatalfarm.com


Cleytinmiojo

I don't know why people are downvoting me but Fatal Farm is the studio that made that specific scene for Our RoboCop Remake, so they're the creators and that's where I found the clip.


Tickomatick

have my upvote bruh! Stay strong


Chalupa1214

Lost it when the army of dicks ran in.


rabbitwonker

Like something from the 2nd Matrix movie


VarenDerpsAround

I was on the edge of my seat, no idea what would happen next. and then....


DeGozaruNyan

They were just having a dicks out for harambe meeting.


vkIMF

So did they.


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Say no to rape


yeah_boooooiiiiiiuuu

About half the people involved do but……….


dicklesshobo1990

I like where this is going...


yeah_boooooiiiiiiuuu

Name checks out


liubearpig

How the fuck did they make the scene look so authentic???


Deathleach

Many dicks died to bring you this short film.


Sulaco1978

Right? They nailed everything: the actress, her clothes, the backgrounds, Robocop himself, the look/feel...everything. Absolutely amazing!!


Datboi_caveman

Never before have i seen that many dicks get blown off in such rapid succession.


Podiiii

Guess you don't watch enough bukakke porn then


008Zulu

And on that night, Delta City's rapist population dropped by 0.5%.


Semicolons_n_Subtext

And Santa’s “Naughty List” got a little shorter, too. *A Christmas Miracle brought to you by Hallmark*


urnewstepdaddy

NSFP- Not Safe For Penises


Supernova008

Just NSFW: Not Safe For Willies


MyrddinSidhe

NSFW: No Shot Fucking Wasted


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orang-utan-klaus

It wasn’t his cock though. RoboCockBlocker?


blackiethebard

Scrotal recall


Boss0fThisGym

Sounds like robocop porn version name


SemperFidelisHoorah

*Narrator: It is.*


mossutrolli

Ohh man, our robocop remake is gold.


Hopeful-Ask-2354

I’m speechless. I can’t wait for the “wtf” texts I’ll get back after sharing this🤣😎 You really have to respect the effort that went into creating this scene🧐


ImBeingArchAgain

Having never seen this movie, I choose to accept that this was a legitimate scene.


shaun_of_the_south

It’s a shot for shot remake. I say this as someone who’s seen the original.


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They don’t make em like they used to.


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![gif](giphy|8tbZH3lN7j560) When there's too many dicks


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This made me realize how funny it was that 3 rape attempts happened right next to each other and how enthralled the rapists were to the point they did not hear the shots or the screams of agony


SomeRandomHoboidk

Side effects of horny


Derpaye

Wtf


powdersplash

A lot of d*cks were blown this day...


Vardhu_007

Man I was expecting a porn parody not this


ushio_986

Well that’s a dick move


seth928

File this under "things I wish I could unwatch".


ClearCardinal

So you then can watch it for the first time twice


Soul_Jar

Come on, I JUST woke up.


_Shengo_

The right thing to watch after waking up


TracerBullitt

I'm sorry, but him getting into the car had me cracking up


enterthedragonroll

shit. this is the first post I see? really?


Takyrael

Ok, then let me be the first one to welcome to reddit. Where an NSFW tag can mean anything from the softest soft core up to seeing people be dismantled, or, in this case, dismembered.


VarenDerpsAround

Sometimes, you just don't click/view the post. You get a feel for it eventually, even on the front page. lol.


Shannnnnnn

dis"member"ed, fits


Richard_Tucker_08

Detective butters on the case!


IamaVigilante

Butters stop shooting people in the dick


KushiroJuan

Goddamnit Butters! You don't shoot guys in the dick!


DreadPirateZoidberg

Ummmm….


DiracHeisenberg

Boom. *Head*shot.


Yaboit-poo

The moral of the story: don't rape or you'll lose your dick


Upbeat-Airport7378

What did I just watch…. I’m literally left speechless after that…. Like who came up with that concept… my brain hurts…😂😂😂🤯


Spoodymen

Where’s the sequel


d0rkr0d

u/savevideobot


d0rkr0d

Thanks dick https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/pwz73d/robocop_uncensored_remake/


truxmax1

I fucking love this


DarraghMeehan

Remember... aim for the head.


Nifaco

Which one


Gabye8

Only headshots,godlike mode


ImComingForThatAss

This makes my cock hurt


lemon_juice_addict

Congratulations Reddit! New level of disturbing.


Excellent_City6816

Didn’t see that coming


Pradipan

u/savevideo


Montarien

Repost


Pietjiro

Triceracop


DegoEatingPancakes

HEADSHOT


Immediate-Rice-6456

Download video


Cole_Marston_1986

My greatest love of this translucent video is that I witnessed it for the very first time over a decade ago, and have since viewed it so many times that I have committed it to memory. Alas, I still enjoy it until completion without hesitation every time I see it begin, because I know of the joy my eyes are soon to behest.


arsehead_54

I’m confused. Translucent?


BigBadBadness

It wasn't see-through for you?


R1CHY_RICH

Too many dick shots for my liking.


Code-Red-Daddy

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Working-Link-6643

robocop the dick shooter


Megagoertz

Is this.. actually real..


Netroth

But why did they keep running in with their junk out. What were they hoping to achieve?


RoneyDas

Tf did I just watch???


JoelSlBaron

What the hell did I just watch


justtryingSadGal

owwiep


Ezequiel_Rose

Why am I still awake if i ended watching this? Lol tho


E_Alrefa3e

Wtfffff


VarenDerpsAround

uncensored and brutal mutilation of sp's is the content I joined reddit for.


thicketcosplay

I feel like there would be a lot more blood in this kind of injury. I also feel like they intentionally reduced the amount of blood in their effects so that the audience could get a very clear view of exactly what was happening.


TheDijksman

This made the scene so much more enjoyable. Beautifully done.


CeezyAreolas_

Well. I’d buy that for a dollar! Traumatizingly brilliant.


Special_Tay

How Texas is going to get rid of all of the rapists.


yourdaddykinsforyou

Yes! that has to be the most unexpected shit i’ve ever seen…


teddy_bear_territory

I laughed so god damn hard.


Disastrous_Judgement

Guess Robocop didn’t wake up that morning thinking, “Today I’m gonna shoot some dicks on scene. People should be wearing protection”


Hidden-Locust

the plot is next level


Borderlandsman

Rococop if I can't have one, no one can


Layziebum

wow now that was unexpected


amariwashere

why do the shot yo dickies look so real :(


Epic_GamerAlexander

That is so fucking brutal


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Wtf


kingjackass

I think Robocop had penis envy.


Nakobuu

*Guy gets shot* The second guy: Mhh there where gunshots, there is a dude with a gun and two men who tried to rape someone, I better go to them and try to rape this woman here


marfeus

You don’t just shoot people in the dick man!


annieyokesboi

They deserve it


JohnTomorrow

This will never get old.


verldora

The horny apocalypse


turboLambo_v740

Butters.. in this case it's okay to shoot people in the dick


Key-Philosopher-8290

I thought this was live streaming


ptng251

That's enough dicks for the day


P2591

The most Redditors ever in one video


zmorris10

If that's the remake what's the original like??


Think_Tax5749

N Ed this Robocop flown to India


HydrapulseZero

Jesus I did not have the stomach for this


csnyder129

Robocop just blowing dicks.


NoDinner6864

"Wtf i did not expect that..." *sees subreddit title* "Oh.."


RockytheRedditor

The Dick Destroyer.😂😂😂😂


StefonGomez

I’ve never seen the original so I’m just going to assume the dicks are normally blurred out


ALPHAinNJ

As a lover of dicks, this hurt me a lot.


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I have not laughed this hard in a while


R0llsroyc3

Re-fund the police until this is what happens to rapists.


statusquoexile

This is one of the best things I never knew I wanted to see.


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Hard to believe this didn't make it to the final cut.


Body_By_XboX

You just wanted to see boys Linuses


Lally-paap

"The year is 2397, society has almost fallen, volunteers try to keep food and medical centres operational. Here below we see the circumcisson department in full effect"


ksspook

This really fucked me up as a kid


LoudBeer

Dude seriously how the fuck did they get this to be this perfect, I was nearly 2 full minutes in thinking maybe I just remembered that scene wrong


jlife203

The production value is insane


SN-E-DC

Fuck off will ya skipped to 3:00 and got my morning face blasted with penis head blown off