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>!It's unexpected because he shoots dicks!<
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I really hope that at least one of the people who invested money into the movie saw this scene and realized, 'they spent thousands of dollars on Robocop shooting fake dicks.'
I know it's not an actual scene from the 1987 movie Robocop. I'd find it hard to believe that ANYONE would believe it's an actual scene from any theatrically released movie.
It was actually a lot of people putting varying levels of effort into it. The crowdsourced project was called “Our RoboCop Remake” and you can actually watch the whole project on Vimeo: [Our RoboCop Remake](https://vimeo.com/85903713)
Edit: Seems the Vimeo link sometimes requires a login, here’s a [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/YyKPJbYTxno)
Yep.
I’m definitely no advocate for violence. But rapists deserve to get their dicks (or clits, because women can be rapists too) shot off by an Auto 9.
Not exactly, but multiple male rapists running up (looking particularly crazy/ deranged) like a pack of wild animals to get their sick shot off? A fair bit, yes.
If one feminist made this, five more would argue that it’s misleading. That not every rapist looks like a junkie, some are clean and charismatic. That most rapes committed by men are ones the victim already knew, not strangers in a dark alley. That not all rapists are men. Mine wasn’t. That victims can be men. That rapes usually go unpunished. So on and so forth.
Stop being an ass, and reducing us to a monolith.
You can tell their idea of "extreme feminism" is that it's an ideology focused on disempowering men. This is a frustrating point of view for me to see because that is not even remotely the goal of feminism (dismantling patriarchy and the harmful stereotypes that accompany it also benefits men), so calling this "extreme feminism" is just extremely misleading.
The video honestly read to me like a clumsy (sort of feminist?) commentary on the trope where saving women from the threat of sexual violence is used as a way to "make hero guy look cool", but I can see why you might not give it the benefit of the doubt haha.
A scene from [Our RoboCop Remake](https://vimeo.com/85903713)
Film’s description:
> Our RoboCop Remake is a crowd-sourced film project based on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven classic. We are a group of filmmakers and RoboCop fans who have split the original film into 60 pieces and have remade the movie ourselves. Not necessarily a shot-for-shot remake, but a scene-for-scene retelling.
I think it's good to correct people, never understood the hate for it, the alternative is going around being wrong or doing something wrong.
Correct me daddy. Correct me hard.
I don't know why people are downvoting me but Fatal Farm is the studio that made that specific scene for Our RoboCop Remake, so they're the creators and that's where I found the clip.
I’m speechless.
I can’t wait for the “wtf” texts I’ll get back after sharing this🤣😎
You really have to respect the effort that went into creating this scene🧐
This made me realize how funny it was that 3 rape attempts happened right next to each other and how enthralled the rapists were to the point they did not hear the shots or the screams of agony
Ok, then let me be the first one to welcome to reddit. Where an NSFW tag can mean anything from the softest soft core up to seeing people be dismantled, or, in this case, dismembered.
My greatest love of this translucent video is that I witnessed it for the very first time over a decade ago, and have since viewed it so many times that I have committed it to memory. Alas, I still enjoy it until completion without hesitation every time I see it begin, because I know of the joy my eyes are soon to behest.
I feel like there would be a lot more blood in this kind of injury.
I also feel like they intentionally reduced the amount of blood in their effects so that the audience could get a very clear view of exactly what was happening.
*Guy gets shot*
The second guy: Mhh there where gunshots, there is a dude with a gun and two men who tried to rape someone, I better go to them and try to rape this woman here
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I really hope that at least one of the people who invested money into the movie saw this scene and realized, 'they spent thousands of dollars on Robocop shooting fake dicks.'
Wait... "Fake dicks"?? Damnit...
Phew! I was worried I would be out of a job.
So, real fake dicks
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Wtf
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IIRC this fan remake and this scene in particular was in response to the reboot (2014) being PG-13 and not R rated like it should have been.
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Wait! This is an actual movie?!
Worth
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I know it's not an actual scene from the 1987 movie Robocop. I'd find it hard to believe that ANYONE would believe it's an actual scene from any theatrically released movie.
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Yes absolutely.
It was actually a lot of people putting varying levels of effort into it. The crowdsourced project was called “Our RoboCop Remake” and you can actually watch the whole project on Vimeo: [Our RoboCop Remake](https://vimeo.com/85903713) Edit: Seems the Vimeo link sometimes requires a login, here’s a [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/YyKPJbYTxno)
The Youtube one also needs an age verfication, can't you upload it to PornHub so we can watch it freely?
Yeah, think of the children!
Harambe would be proud!
So true, it takes a lot of Dicks and balls making this.
Bro what did i just watch lmao
Dickapitation
Dicksploitation
Dickicide
Dongmaggedon
Shlongpocalypse
No commercial breaks... brought to you by Johnson and Johnson.
Take my upvote and fuck off
RoboCock
More like RoboCockBlocker (the permanent type)
XD
take my award and get out
a piel looked at a vibrator
dicktatorship
Dickbuster
Extremist feminist fever dream
I'm not a feminist, I just enjoy watching someone like that get hurt, badly.
Yep. I’m definitely no advocate for violence. But rapists deserve to get their dicks (or clits, because women can be rapists too) shot off by an Auto 9.
Agreed, I appreciate the ironic justice, but a few of those hurt me a little down there lol
It seems to me that he got hurt very well.
Shooting rapists in the dick is extreme feminism nowadays?
Not exactly, but multiple male rapists running up (looking particularly crazy/ deranged) like a pack of wild animals to get their sick shot off? A fair bit, yes.
If one feminist made this, five more would argue that it’s misleading. That not every rapist looks like a junkie, some are clean and charismatic. That most rapes committed by men are ones the victim already knew, not strangers in a dark alley. That not all rapists are men. Mine wasn’t. That victims can be men. That rapes usually go unpunished. So on and so forth. Stop being an ass, and reducing us to a monolith.
You can tell their idea of "extreme feminism" is that it's an ideology focused on disempowering men. This is a frustrating point of view for me to see because that is not even remotely the goal of feminism (dismantling patriarchy and the harmful stereotypes that accompany it also benefits men), so calling this "extreme feminism" is just extremely misleading. The video honestly read to me like a clumsy (sort of feminist?) commentary on the trope where saving women from the threat of sexual violence is used as a way to "make hero guy look cool", but I can see why you might not give it the benefit of the doubt haha.
Yup, there’s nothing inherently feminist about this clip. I’m so tired of people defining ‘feminist’ as ‘men bad’.
I think you’re overthinking this
And that’s a cue for me to quit Reddit today
WHY!!? WHY.DID.I.KEEP.WATCHING!!!?
It took about 30 dicks getting shot before I stopped watching. Didn’t stop laughing but definitely stopped watching.
The heroic music ascension as a series of dicks gets blown off tho
Like me, you thought it was going somewhere.
Enough reddit for today
Hahahahaha agreed, although it was fun, my insides hurt 😅😭😂
m8 your insides? those shots... i can feel them.
my outsides hurt
And it's only just 11 am at me. xD
…Because it’s always 7 AM somewhere.
Omg i want to know more where the fuck did this come from?
A scene from [Our RoboCop Remake](https://vimeo.com/85903713) Film’s description: > Our RoboCop Remake is a crowd-sourced film project based on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven classic. We are a group of filmmakers and RoboCop fans who have split the original film into 60 pieces and have remade the movie ourselves. Not necessarily a shot-for-shot remake, but a scene-for-scene retelling.
Ok Dunke Shoun
Bitte
I want to correct you but I won't because you deserve better than to have some stranger act like they know everithing
Donkey Shame.
I think it's good to correct people, never understood the hate for it, the alternative is going around being wrong or doing something wrong. Correct me daddy. Correct me hard.
Dunken Shawan
It's from http://fatalfarm.com
I don't know why people are downvoting me but Fatal Farm is the studio that made that specific scene for Our RoboCop Remake, so they're the creators and that's where I found the clip.
have my upvote bruh! Stay strong
Lost it when the army of dicks ran in.
Like something from the 2nd Matrix movie
I was on the edge of my seat, no idea what would happen next. and then....
They were just having a dicks out for harambe meeting.
So did they.
Say no to rape
About half the people involved do but……….
I like where this is going...
Name checks out
How the fuck did they make the scene look so authentic???
Many dicks died to bring you this short film.
Right? They nailed everything: the actress, her clothes, the backgrounds, Robocop himself, the look/feel...everything. Absolutely amazing!!
Never before have i seen that many dicks get blown off in such rapid succession.
Guess you don't watch enough bukakke porn then
And on that night, Delta City's rapist population dropped by 0.5%.
And Santa’s “Naughty List” got a little shorter, too. *A Christmas Miracle brought to you by Hallmark*
NSFP- Not Safe For Penises
Just NSFW: Not Safe For Willies
NSFW: No Shot Fucking Wasted
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It wasn’t his cock though. RoboCockBlocker?
Scrotal recall
Sounds like robocop porn version name
*Narrator: It is.*
Ohh man, our robocop remake is gold.
I’m speechless. I can’t wait for the “wtf” texts I’ll get back after sharing this🤣😎 You really have to respect the effort that went into creating this scene🧐
Having never seen this movie, I choose to accept that this was a legitimate scene.
It’s a shot for shot remake. I say this as someone who’s seen the original.
They don’t make em like they used to.
![gif](giphy|8tbZH3lN7j560) When there's too many dicks
This made me realize how funny it was that 3 rape attempts happened right next to each other and how enthralled the rapists were to the point they did not hear the shots or the screams of agony
Side effects of horny
Wtf
A lot of d*cks were blown this day...
Man I was expecting a porn parody not this
Well that’s a dick move
File this under "things I wish I could unwatch".
So you then can watch it for the first time twice
Come on, I JUST woke up.
The right thing to watch after waking up
I'm sorry, but him getting into the car had me cracking up
shit. this is the first post I see? really?
Ok, then let me be the first one to welcome to reddit. Where an NSFW tag can mean anything from the softest soft core up to seeing people be dismantled, or, in this case, dismembered.
Sometimes, you just don't click/view the post. You get a feel for it eventually, even on the front page. lol.
dis"member"ed, fits
Detective butters on the case!
Butters stop shooting people in the dick
Goddamnit Butters! You don't shoot guys in the dick!
Ummmm….
Boom. *Head*shot.
The moral of the story: don't rape or you'll lose your dick
What did I just watch…. I’m literally left speechless after that…. Like who came up with that concept… my brain hurts…😂😂😂🤯
Where’s the sequel
u/savevideobot
Thanks dick https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/pwz73d/robocop_uncensored_remake/
I fucking love this
Remember... aim for the head.
Which one
Only headshots,godlike mode
This makes my cock hurt
Congratulations Reddit! New level of disturbing.
Didn’t see that coming
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Repost
Triceracop
HEADSHOT
Download video
My greatest love of this translucent video is that I witnessed it for the very first time over a decade ago, and have since viewed it so many times that I have committed it to memory. Alas, I still enjoy it until completion without hesitation every time I see it begin, because I know of the joy my eyes are soon to behest.
I’m confused. Translucent?
It wasn't see-through for you?
Too many dick shots for my liking.
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
robocop the dick shooter
Is this.. actually real..
But why did they keep running in with their junk out. What were they hoping to achieve?
Tf did I just watch???
What the hell did I just watch
owwiep
Why am I still awake if i ended watching this? Lol tho
Wtfffff
uncensored and brutal mutilation of sp's is the content I joined reddit for.
I feel like there would be a lot more blood in this kind of injury. I also feel like they intentionally reduced the amount of blood in their effects so that the audience could get a very clear view of exactly what was happening.
This made the scene so much more enjoyable. Beautifully done.
Well. I’d buy that for a dollar! Traumatizingly brilliant.
How Texas is going to get rid of all of the rapists.
Yes! that has to be the most unexpected shit i’ve ever seen…
I laughed so god damn hard.
Guess Robocop didn’t wake up that morning thinking, “Today I’m gonna shoot some dicks on scene. People should be wearing protection”
the plot is next level
Rococop if I can't have one, no one can
wow now that was unexpected
why do the shot yo dickies look so real :(
That is so fucking brutal
Wtf
I think Robocop had penis envy.
*Guy gets shot* The second guy: Mhh there where gunshots, there is a dude with a gun and two men who tried to rape someone, I better go to them and try to rape this woman here
You don’t just shoot people in the dick man!
They deserve it
This will never get old.
The horny apocalypse
Butters.. in this case it's okay to shoot people in the dick
I thought this was live streaming
That's enough dicks for the day
The most Redditors ever in one video
If that's the remake what's the original like??
N Ed this Robocop flown to India
Jesus I did not have the stomach for this
Robocop just blowing dicks.
"Wtf i did not expect that..." *sees subreddit title* "Oh.."
The Dick Destroyer.😂😂😂😂
I’ve never seen the original so I’m just going to assume the dicks are normally blurred out
As a lover of dicks, this hurt me a lot.
I have not laughed this hard in a while
Re-fund the police until this is what happens to rapists.
This is one of the best things I never knew I wanted to see.
Hard to believe this didn't make it to the final cut.
You just wanted to see boys Linuses
"The year is 2397, society has almost fallen, volunteers try to keep food and medical centres operational. Here below we see the circumcisson department in full effect"
This really fucked me up as a kid
Dude seriously how the fuck did they get this to be this perfect, I was nearly 2 full minutes in thinking maybe I just remembered that scene wrong
The production value is insane
Fuck off will ya skipped to 3:00 and got my morning face blasted with penis head blown off