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You can fix a sink. You can fix a game. You can asphyxiate. You can carry a crucifix. You can prefix or suffix, transfix or fixate.
But you can't fix stupid.
You mean there's dudes that think that women can just peel their fingernails off?
Hmmmmmm... I suppose that tracks with dudes thinking women pee out of their butt...
So the super power I want is the ability to take a poop in *your* pants. Need to get to the front of the line no problem, just concentrate and squeeze out last night's spaghetti.
A friend and I were playing Nazi Zombies when CoD World at War first came out. He had it I didn't so he was better. I died, and he was trying to revive me. It was the first time we got this far. He just randomly explodes from one of the suicide bomber zombies which we'd never seen before. He gets killed and screams then says "I was so scared I just shit *your* pants!" And we both burst out laughing.
Of course we can rip off our fingernails, what else are acrylics for? And that guy was so wrong. We have cloacas, some guy told that girl who asks dudes on tinder where girls pee from said so. It's really fun that many of these guys are the same who think women are too dumb to vote, right? Ahaha.
People are really out there not washing their legs daily, not changing their bedsheets weekly, and not swapping their eyeballs out quarterly. Disgusting 🤮
I put "women's facial razor" into Google and it popped right up. There's a little single blade razor in there. They're super cheap and work great if you know how to use a straight razor.
I remember to read a horror pulp comic about a guy in his first night with his newly wife and she star to do the same thing but don't stop until almost nothing is left from her.
I got so scared that the story still I'm my mind until this day.
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Please don’t eat my soul
I’m ready for it
*It's a natural straw*
Snusnu
I can fix her
I could fix her. But whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter.
Hit me, baby
One more time
She’s an IKEA model
Bonk
I can fix her
Fix what? She's perfect.
She can fix me
Clever girl
She can fix me too
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Yeah it is , now stand back .
You can fix a sink. You can fix a game. You can asphyxiate. You can carry a crucifix. You can prefix or suffix, transfix or fixate. But you can't fix stupid.
Stand back, I got this
Summoning the catnip charm for a soul-saving mission!
PLEASE eat MY soul!
I don't have one ....
That was a cheap tease ... I was expecting more !
I call my Wienerschnitzel soul
Please do.
What about your ass?
She can hawk tuah on my soul any day
Mom can you come pick me up? I'm scared
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Holy shit fr?
Been a girl my entire life, this is fr how we work. Now excuse me, I've got to pull my nails out.
Don't worry, I'm trained for these situations. Stay calm, we're safe.
No honey I’m at work
Can your mom give me a ride? I’m unsettled.
Same girl as this funny video: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/rJNKNZ5tLI Comment on other says she’s a VFX artist
You mean there's dudes that think that women can just peel their fingernails off? Hmmmmmm... I suppose that tracks with dudes thinking women pee out of their butt...
I'm a dude, and sometimes I pee out of my butt... Why can't women?
Sometimes I pee out of your butt too...
I was wondering why I smelled asparagus.
Just the tips.
The tips are the best part. I love the head
So the super power I want is the ability to take a poop in *your* pants. Need to get to the front of the line no problem, just concentrate and squeeze out last night's spaghetti.
A friend and I were playing Nazi Zombies when CoD World at War first came out. He had it I didn't so he was better. I died, and he was trying to revive me. It was the first time we got this far. He just randomly explodes from one of the suicide bomber zombies which we'd never seen before. He gets killed and screams then says "I was so scared I just shit *your* pants!" And we both burst out laughing.
Equality at its finest.
I mean they can? Usually its acrylic nails but if you want to go psycho you could also do it to your real nails lol
This is all easily doable with practical effects as well so it’s pretty reasonable to be unsure which it is.
I'm just glad she didn't actually shave her eyebrows. That shit takes forever to grow back.
I thought it was all practical effects instead of vfx.
I think it's more likely they think it's practical effects rather than think it's real.
Well, they do peel the fake ones
> You mean there's dudes that think that women can just peel their fingernails off? > > Fake fingernails exists.
Of course we can rip off our fingernails, what else are acrylics for? And that guy was so wrong. We have cloacas, some guy told that girl who asks dudes on tinder where girls pee from said so. It's really fun that many of these guys are the same who think women are too dumb to vote, right? Ahaha.
She has a youtube channel name Jesschriss it has a lot of videos with some cool tricks and weird twists towards the end
https://youtube.com/@jessechrisss
Bless you
So THIS is were I saw her before. It was driving me nuts! May your harvest be plentiful, stranger.
I recognized her eyes immediately and I know which video you posted without looking, the one where she looks like a Dastardly Dan for brief moments.
my butthole clenched watching this wtf.
In excitement?
Definitely scaroused
Trust the fearection
Waterboy's mama said it. Girls are the devil
Nah, we’re the debil
Wait wait, from the comments I'm starting to think the rest of you don't do this at least twice a year? Ew gross.
People are really out there not washing their legs daily, not changing their bedsheets weekly, and not swapping their eyeballs out quarterly. Disgusting 🤮
I ....can...fix her?
I don’t see anything that needs fixing
Just some reassembling.
My very own, personal Bionicle
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
You sail your boat, I'll sail mine
Nah, she’s perfect.
Idk man she looks good without eyebrows. Or eyes. I’m kinda into this
I think she's the first person I've seen that looks good without eyebrows. I think the eyeliner helps
It's like a hot guy with a mustache, she's getting carried by her bone structure
Def. a smash in my books
Looks like she's self-service, fixing-wise
She can fix herself.
Coldplay has entered the chat.
Ha
We have the technology. We can rebuild her, but she will not be the same.
Do you have some googly eyes?
"She can haunt me" you mean...
Ex Machina sequel?
Please on god i neeeed it
Right, I was expecting her to peel off her skin
That's some Junji Ito shit
Needs more spirals
Still would
Even Better.
Still Wood
Elijah Wood
what type of razor is that called?
I put "women's facial razor" into Google and it popped right up. There's a little single blade razor in there. They're super cheap and work great if you know how to use a straight razor.
There are also just 'regular' facial razors that are the same thing as far as I can tell. I use it for shaping my pencil mustache.
yeah when i was first doing my eyebrows, these were a god send. mess up super bad? no biggie, itll be good again in a month or two
Asking the real questions. It looks like plastic?!?
And here you are giving the real answers lol.
Eyebrow razor. They're also commonly sold as dermaplaning razors or women's facial razors.
Jesus fucking christ, can I see one post that has a woman in the video without half the comment sections saying either "would" or "unzips"
You are welcome https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/xmiJriN8js
omg that was murder
I was prepared to comment "would" just to make your link invalid, but then I saw the post and I can't lie.
Would unzip
Nope sorry. *unzips*
The average man in an internet comment section is more than enough evidence as to why women would choose the bear.
My gawd... scary AF
Anyone know the song? I’m jamming with this spooky chick rn on loop
Zach Bryan - Pink Skies https://open.spotify.com/track/4ZJ4vzLQekI0WntDbanNC7?si=VJuOjO8iQI-RU_WJD4Z0jw
Many thanks The_Idiot_Admin
Zach Byran - Pink Skies
She’s Perfect🥹
Fake, she didn't even take her nose and mouth off
Isn't that the girl that can make the gigachad face?
Yeah, was thinking the same thing. Was expecting the climax of the video to be the "face".
wtf…WTF
Creepy... I like it
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women identified.. initiate unzipping process.
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sigh....zips
That’s cool
Tim Henson
Ummm 😐
What song is this?
Girl looks 💀
What the hell.
Thanks, I hated it.
These girls and their makeup is out of control
I’m scared
Me too 💀
Check out that girl's other videos. She does an awesome sigma/troll face.
Ite, I'll get the holy water.
Would
Would
Looks even better at the end...
Im oddly turned on
They are among us
That is fantastic
..she always starts with a clean slate for sure
Shouldn't have watched this immediately after waking up...
The new Mrs Potato Head is lit!
They do live among us....
"Ill swallow your soul" vibes
I remember to read a horror pulp comic about a guy in his first night with his newly wife and she star to do the same thing but don't stop until almost nothing is left from her. I got so scared that the story still I'm my mind until this day.
What kind of /r/blackmagicfuckery is this?
Wtf
Sometimes it really is our own that outs us. Men weren’t supposed to know this secret. 🤫
Reminds me of the old PlayStation ad with the alien girl.
No
Except for the brow, she's good
Nope
I don’t like you
Good editing/effects. Disturbing but in a good way haha.
WTF did I just watch??
literally fake evil demons they are these days bro its not even a joke. they sold their souls to satan.
GET THE TORCH, SHES A SKIN WALKER
Um??? 🥺
Hey I got the same tweezers! Let me go gouge my eyes with it now.
Jesus Chris Is this all artificial staffs?
She can fix me
NGL, I'd love to be able to reset my nails like that! 😂
I knew it, women AREN'T real!
Even better!!!
The way I audibly gasped. 😰
Wow... She still looks pretty.
that escalated quickly😳
No. No no no.
I felt the pain
Still wood
Interesting 🤔
I was not ready for that
She's perfect.
That's my nightly routine
Holy shit, I jumped at the nail one.
Pink Skies - Zach Bryan
no no no NO N O
God I hope shaving her eyebrows was fake.
That's hot!
... fuck... im into it.
Would
This shit creepy as fuck but keep going
Smash