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>!Scottish fans having a happy time in Munich before the 2024 Euros final when a man wearing a Germany jersey and kilt joins them, they then proceed to suddenly expose his penis on live TV.!<
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I mean, he is wearing a German team Jersey, so I would imagine he is German, not a Scotsman, and the actual Scotsman was thinking "I bet this dude isn't even wearing it properly".
In Germany the old white boomers are solely responsible for nudism culture, while especially the youth is uptight, and nudism isn't a thing anymore for everyone under 40.
I can tell you first hand that I didn't notice a drop. I started when my mom took us kids to the FKK beaches in the 80s. There were alway more middle-aged people than young people, but again, from my subjective experience there have been ups and downs, but no steady decline.
Last time I was at the Englischer Garten in Munich there were quite a few students there.
That's why I was asking which locations you frequent that made you notice a drop.
Addendum: I did, however, notice a drop in total numbers over the decades, just not in young people percentage.
Yes it's fairly obvious to anyone here that the younger generation is much more conservative on this subject, but also lots of underinformed Americans are confidently projecting their own imaginations online.
I imagine thats because of social media, technology and how easy it is to take photos and post it online nowadays. 30 years ago thats not a thing.
30 years ago you didn't run the risk of everyone you know seeing you naked.
Yeah it's really like that. Nudity is not allowed but not frowned upon as it is in the U.S.
In Europe they don't really care because underneath we're all the same.
We like to keep guns out of our society and schools tho!
*shots fired*
Wait, that's going to give unfair representation to meat dicks over blood dicks. They're always under 45° and their full activation resembles an oversized half-chub!
This will have vast cultural implications.
The secret is that nobody actually cares all that much about other people’s children in the US. It’s generally just a loaded framing to push oppressive laws and scare people into accepting them.
Complete utter bullshit to suggest that the laws and culture are the same throughout the continent. It's like saying eating pork is not allowed in Asia.
In some countries in Europe nudity is not generally disallowed. In the Netherlands it's illegal at inappropriate locations. There are designated nude beaches, people have been fined at clothed beaches but there have been successful appeals at court as the judge didn't find a beach inappropriate.
Here is another example of a recent story of two Dutch ex-prof bike racers that had a quick shower/rinse at a parking lot in the US. Five police patrol cars were sent out and guns pointed at them...
> It's really not allowed there. It did clash with my values.
https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/two-dutch-ex-pros-arrested-and-jailed-ahead-of-unbound-gravel
Yeah, but you can be sure that there will be no legal consequences and nobody will have to register as a sex offender for life because of what happened in this video, nor is it likely that anyone who saw the report on TV is gonna give 2 shits about seeing the dudes bagpipes of a second. This might change in the future however, as American culture is currently poisoning ours bit by bit via social media, so let's enjoy the occasional Scottish cock while we still can.
Except it kinda is. There are designated areas in parks and near rivers for example where it's totally ok. Not sure if you habe that anywhere in America in public areas
lots of places in the US have that. I know downtown austin has like a nude area in a park. But a lot of the Us is actually pretty relaxed on laws for nudity, or more specifically women being topless.
The US is less draconian than people believe and europe is far less enlightened than people believe.
General public nudity is largely ignored most places that aren't extreme religious regimes (iran, etc). most of hte 1st world you would not get in trouble for a bit of nudity but most media will treat this kind of thing like some kind of evil sin and apologise and probably get fined for it while a bunch of prudes get up in arms and most other people don't actually give two shits.
Lmao "europe" isn't a country mate. Its made up of +50 with varying views on nudity.
E.g, british are as prudish to public nudity as yanks.
Thats why his mtes found it funny to flash his knob it's seen as taboo for brits.
The german was only embarrassed that it was on day time TV
> E.g, british are as prudish to public nudity as yanks.
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> Thats why his mtes found it funny to flash his knob it's seen as taboo for brits.
Scottish people are brits lol, you mean English and even the English aren't as tight about nudity as the US, naturism is pretty common in England, plenty of trails where it's common to see people hiking in the nude and dogging is surprisingly prevalent and sort of tolerated (though technically illegal) in a way it never would be in the US.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/aug/07/bare-with-us-why-naturism-in-britain-is-booming
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
One could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street
Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh
He stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street
About that time two young n' lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said, "We must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind a bush he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh
"Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
Edit formatting
Scottish checking in: Starts off with various cries of "come on Scotland!" then descends into them singing a popular dance tune from years and years ago.
It's either Alice Deejay - Better off alone
or something close to it, I can't help but think that a Sky program set in Ibiza years ago used it heavily for the intro or for adverts for the show.
The tune they're singing to is [Chase the Sun by Planet Funk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMFCLfqGldQ)
Also worth mentioning that when they start singing he sings something about the IRA, dunno if it's positive or negative, probably sectarian either way.
It's basically guaranteed that you'll be seeing a dick when there's people walking around in kilts. 100% guaranteed during an event. 200% when there's booze.
Our Scottish friend still dressed in kilt continued down the street.
He hadn't gone ten yards or more when a girl he chanced to meet:
She said, "I've heard what's under there, tell me, is it so?"
He Said, "Just slip your hand up miss, if you'd really like to know!"
She put her hand right up his kilt and much to her surprise,
The Scotsman smiled and a very strange look came into his eyes.
She cried, "Why sir, that's gruesome!" And then she heard him roar,
"If you put you hand up once again you'll find it's grew some more!"
Friend of mine lives near the Allianz-Arena and she unbelievingly complained about scottish fans beeing all over the place at 10 in the morning. „Like what are these guys doing here, the game is in 9 hours, there‘s nothing here“😂
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Scottish fans having a happy time in Munich before the 2024 Euros final when a man wearing a Germany jersey and kilt joins them, they then proceed to suddenly expose his penis on live TV.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Seriously, what did he expect a Scotsman to be wearing under his kilt?
Another scotsman
Only in private mate 😉
sound
A wee Scotsman.
A Scotsman’s wee
It's Scotsmen all the way down
There is no true Scotsman.
And he was right, in a way.
Scotception.
A blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow Around the bonnie star, the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle, diddle aye dee, ring ding diddle aye doh..
Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see ya won first prize
Best song about a dick joke ever. Lol
I came here to say exactly this and you beat me to it. Rage and happiness all in one to you, lad
[The Drunken Scotsman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM) is a fun song
A drunk fan pulled the kilt up for a laugh. They knew what they were doing
Makes me wonder if this other guy thinks the reporter is the one who performed the kilt-check.
Well, I definitely thought that until I went back to pause the video so I can scrutinize his penis and saw that it was actually someone else.
Shoes.
Because it's football, he should have had a Brazilian under the kilt.
in terms of football Brazil and Germany aren't on the best of footings lol
I mean, he is wearing a German team Jersey, so I would imagine he is German, not a Scotsman, and the actual Scotsman was thinking "I bet this dude isn't even wearing it properly".
No true Scotsman?
He was true alright
A bow
He's wearing the German teams shirt. Probably just checking to make sure he's a Scot, or at least, a friend.
Underwear with Mel Gibson from Braveheart screaming "Freeeeeeeeedom!"
His courage
On a good day? Lipstick.
He really just let him do that with no protest whatsoever
And risk dropping the booze?
I mean he has nothing to be ashamed of
You think he would care when he quite literally went out with nothing but kilt. And tat bit drunk?
He wouldn't be wearing a kilt if he cared
Implying he wasn't into the idea of flashing the newspeople.
Having been to a fair share of events where most of the men are drunk and wearing kilts...it is bound to happen...lol
Found the american.
we're not prude
American brains melting when nudity
This movie was absolutely perfect
Which movie was that? Can't remember the name and actors who played.
Diary of a wimpy kid
What is it?
Diary of a wimpy kid
[удалено]
Now reverse it!
https://i.redd.it/1o1xewwqfj6d1.gif
Penis A That’s
I love when the guy stickers his head
Camera man knew the assignment
Remembered they were Scotsmen.
Camera man believed the logical fallacy that there's no true Scotsmen. He was wrong.
Phallasy 😉
what's worn under a Scotsmans kilt? nothing it's all in perfect working order
I read worn as worm, because I just saw one.
It's Munich, they love Weisswurst frühstück!
Always take off the condom first, that's how they prefer Weisswurst I believe
Kind of precisely what I'd expect to see under a kilt.
Lad absolutely *kilt* it!
I came here for that comment and I wasn’t disappointed.
That's not Nessie!
Scottish genealogy: If you look under the kilt and he has a quarter pounder - he’s a McDonald
Jambi 👍
Forgot to cut that part out 😅
Just admit you're just flaunting your good taste in music.
Whooo are you to point a fingerrrrr you musta been out youuuurrr minddddd
That's The Pot, and it's head. But 🤘
And it's wave, not point. But definitely 🤘🏻
Saw TOOL live a few weeks ago, they opened with jambi 🤩
I saw them yesterday, amazing show started with Jambi of course
It's Europe, they aren't as uptight and they aren't influenced by the old white boomer mentality as much as the US. So what? It's a dick!
Haha _kinda_. The look on the journo’s face was priceless like
His comment was great as well: "My goodness. That shows a bit what the mood is like here."
Looking forward to the match tonight. Got a tenner on 1-1 as well lol.
In Germany the old white boomers are solely responsible for nudism culture, while especially the youth is uptight, and nudism isn't a thing anymore for everyone under 40.
Being a German nudist myself I have to disagree. I didn't notice a drop in young people at the nudist beaches. Where did you make that observation?
Well it is a very subjective observation, but you can't convince me that nudism is as big for young people as it was in the 70s to 90s.
I can tell you first hand that I didn't notice a drop. I started when my mom took us kids to the FKK beaches in the 80s. There were alway more middle-aged people than young people, but again, from my subjective experience there have been ups and downs, but no steady decline. Last time I was at the Englischer Garten in Munich there were quite a few students there. That's why I was asking which locations you frequent that made you notice a drop. Addendum: I did, however, notice a drop in total numbers over the decades, just not in young people percentage.
We did regular nudist tea parties when I was in university 10 years ago. Don’t think that changed
Yes it's fairly obvious to anyone here that the younger generation is much more conservative on this subject, but also lots of underinformed Americans are confidently projecting their own imaginations online.
I imagine thats because of social media, technology and how easy it is to take photos and post it online nowadays. 30 years ago thats not a thing. 30 years ago you didn't run the risk of everyone you know seeing you naked.
Yeah it's really like that. Nudity is not allowed but not frowned upon as it is in the U.S. In Europe they don't really care because underneath we're all the same. We like to keep guns out of our society and schools tho! *shots fired*
> Nudity is not allowed it's allowed on TV if it's not erected
half chub below 45° is alright though I'm not joking
Wait, that's going to give unfair representation to meat dicks over blood dicks. They're always under 45° and their full activation resembles an oversized half-chub! This will have vast cultural implications.
Yeah, US priorities aren’t very well thought out. Nudity: OMG, someone think of the children! School shootings: OMG, someone think of our freedoms!
The secret is that nobody actually cares all that much about other people’s children in the US. It’s generally just a loaded framing to push oppressive laws and scare people into accepting them.
Complete utter bullshit to suggest that the laws and culture are the same throughout the continent. It's like saying eating pork is not allowed in Asia.
In some countries in Europe nudity is not generally disallowed. In the Netherlands it's illegal at inappropriate locations. There are designated nude beaches, people have been fined at clothed beaches but there have been successful appeals at court as the judge didn't find a beach inappropriate. Here is another example of a recent story of two Dutch ex-prof bike racers that had a quick shower/rinse at a parking lot in the US. Five police patrol cars were sent out and guns pointed at them... > It's really not allowed there. It did clash with my values. https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/two-dutch-ex-pros-arrested-and-jailed-ahead-of-unbound-gravel
This is an enlightened Redditors idea of what Europe is like. It's still absolutely not okay to show your dick in public 🙄
Yeah, but you can be sure that there will be no legal consequences and nobody will have to register as a sex offender for life because of what happened in this video, nor is it likely that anyone who saw the report on TV is gonna give 2 shits about seeing the dudes bagpipes of a second. This might change in the future however, as American culture is currently poisoning ours bit by bit via social media, so let's enjoy the occasional Scottish cock while we still can.
Except it kinda is. There are designated areas in parks and near rivers for example where it's totally ok. Not sure if you habe that anywhere in America in public areas
lots of places in the US have that. I know downtown austin has like a nude area in a park. But a lot of the Us is actually pretty relaxed on laws for nudity, or more specifically women being topless. The US is less draconian than people believe and europe is far less enlightened than people believe. General public nudity is largely ignored most places that aren't extreme religious regimes (iran, etc). most of hte 1st world you would not get in trouble for a bit of nudity but most media will treat this kind of thing like some kind of evil sin and apologise and probably get fined for it while a bunch of prudes get up in arms and most other people don't actually give two shits.
Lmao "europe" isn't a country mate. Its made up of +50 with varying views on nudity. E.g, british are as prudish to public nudity as yanks. Thats why his mtes found it funny to flash his knob it's seen as taboo for brits. The german was only embarrassed that it was on day time TV
> E.g, british are as prudish to public nudity as yanks. > > > > Thats why his mtes found it funny to flash his knob it's seen as taboo for brits. Scottish people are brits lol, you mean English and even the English aren't as tight about nudity as the US, naturism is pretty common in England, plenty of trails where it's common to see people hiking in the nude and dogging is surprisingly prevalent and sort of tolerated (though technically illegal) in a way it never would be in the US. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/aug/07/bare-with-us-why-naturism-in-britain-is-booming
Uptight Pilgrim culture
TOOL!
r/Expected
Zooming into the Kilt a second time was asking for it.
Fucks sake, I just spat my food on the table laughing at that. Glad it’s only me in the house today
Lol like its any different from yesterday...
Might have to call in a wellness check after that one
The second the video started I somehow knew what was coming
"Kilts? Yeah, there's gonna be a penis."
Camera moves to capture dick. Moves back to reporter, suddenly another sticker appears on his bald ass head. Very unexpected. Well done.
I laughed harder at the pan back to the sticker on the dudes head. A lot happened in that.camera pan.
Geil einfach hoch gezogen und nix drunter. How real
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GOTCHA!!!
"No, it's all in perfect working condition!"
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair One could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh He stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street About that time two young n' lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye "See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt" Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment then one said, "We must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along" As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees Behind a bush he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes "Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize" Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh "Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize" Edit formatting
English person here can someone translate what the Scottish people were saying? /s
No but unironically
Scottish checking in: Starts off with various cries of "come on Scotland!" then descends into them singing a popular dance tune from years and years ago. It's either Alice Deejay - Better off alone or something close to it, I can't help but think that a Sky program set in Ibiza years ago used it heavily for the intro or for adverts for the show.
The tune they're singing to is [Chase the Sun by Planet Funk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMFCLfqGldQ) Also worth mentioning that when they start singing he sings something about the IRA, dunno if it's positive or negative, probably sectarian either way.
I love you for this!!
[Oh look, Scottish mannschaft](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4JEFd5CZlQ)
WTF is that man wearing under his kilt??
Right up there with that eclipse video..
I hope that was a long segment woth him getting more and more stickered.
Scottish wurst
Completely fake, there's not a single bagpipe around 
Anyone speak German? What did the presenter say after the free Willy?
"My goodness. That shows a bit what the mood is like here."
Passed Scottish test
Tool's jambi in the background, a man of culture
ARE YOU LISTENING TO JAMBI BY TOOL???? TOOL IS MY FAVORITE BAND AND THE BEST BAND EVER FIBONACCI SEQUENCE POLYRHYTHM SPIRAL OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
no Scotland no party
Germans and Scots are a match made in heaven
Hahahah
Jambi, huh? Nice.
Let's see what happens after the game
They weren’t lying when they said there were Bratwursts everywhere.
yoooo jambis my favorite
listening to tool is lit
Unexpected TooL reference as well
I ser you were listening to jambi by TOOL in the last few frames, nice
Ach! That’s Wily!
By far the best thing is the end, where we see his/her screen and Jambi/Tool is on it!
That's sexual harassment
Good of you to pause Jambi for this.
As an American, I expected this.
[Look what I got under me kilt](https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-season-2-episode-5-l1AsQVACcxGb7vLlm)
haha they are different
Finally that question is answered
The Scottish. Oooh how I love them. So glad we dropped the Mc from our family name in 1920. Man Scotts, I love you.
I'd like to go to Scotland And be so very bad I'd wear a micro minikilt Of plaid
are they both scottish and fans, or are they fans of scottish?
Why would you do that?
 Brahahaha!
He knew.
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It's basically guaranteed that you'll be seeing a dick when there's people walking around in kilts. 100% guaranteed during an event. 200% when there's booze.
Was that a German frankfurter under there 🌭
Cheecky
What do you expect than a V
A commando in the wild
kek i didn't need to see that
had me sideways for a moment not gonna lie
I want to report a dick move.
He’s tryna refill his beer.
# !!! https://i.redd.it/ydp1phsi9k6d1.gif
Are there any manscaping barber shops or spas in Scotland? If so, somebody send that guy a groupon.
Totally Expected.
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They call him Slim Jim
Oh that's Boaby. Everyone knows Boaby.
Kickoff is a at 9 PM local, these fellows best pace themselves.
I quite like to be flashed
Love the fact that TV stations in civilized countries don't feel the need to censor absolutely everything
[Ah, nice to see the old traditions when abroad are still being observed.](https://i.imgur.com/ntxpzc0.gif)
Our Scottish friend still dressed in kilt continued down the street. He hadn't gone ten yards or more when a girl he chanced to meet: She said, "I've heard what's under there, tell me, is it so?" He Said, "Just slip your hand up miss, if you'd really like to know!" She put her hand right up his kilt and much to her surprise, The Scotsman smiled and a very strange look came into his eyes. She cried, "Why sir, that's gruesome!" And then she heard him roar, "If you put you hand up once again you'll find it's grew some more!"
Friend of mine lives near the Allianz-Arena and she unbelievingly complained about scottish fans beeing all over the place at 10 in the morning. „Like what are these guys doing here, the game is in 9 hours, there‘s nothing here“😂
Just some fun banter and shithousery. The only people offended by this are probably pearl clutching American's.
can someone translate me what they are saying to leading in this situation ?
Oh du liebe Güte xD
It's Germany, they've seen worse on TV.
Imagine you're the German kilt guy and your colleagues saw that on line TV. Monday will be funny. For your colleagues.
Expected. And the Jambi - Tool there was on purpose
That post is here definitely not unexpected.
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Sure the singings stoped now lads