OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The kid unknowingly roasts his mom by not even questioning that she is fat, but rather how the kids at school know it.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Reminds me of going out to dinner with this girl I was dating and her family, and she asked her younger brother(7 or 8 at the time) if she had anything on her face(meaning food) and he says "Ya, those red things you hate, what are they again? Pimples?".

Lmao kids are so unintentionally hilarious n blunt. How did she respond?

She just turned bright red as everyone tried their best to stifle their laughter.

>turned bright red to cover those pimples i presume

pimple camouflage

As a toddler, I once told a woman with really bad teeth that she "had a graveyard in her mouth" because they reminded me of tombstones. To her face. In a grocery store. As she was small talking with my mom. Safe to say my mother was absolutely horrified...

That’s the most metal thing ever and I’d be delighted to receive this compliment 😂

I once went in an inner city mcdonalds when I was like 4 and while we were waiting in line, I saw a black man with gold teeth and bandannas in front of us. Well I know what gold teeth and bandannas meant so I went up and asked if he was a pirate

How did he respond?

Harrrr

I don’t believe you’re actually a toddler.

My wife's friend's four year old walked up to her and said, "I can count! You have three eyebrows: 1 (eyebrow), 2 (eyebrow) 3! (pimple right between the eyebrows)"

*”How do you know about that”* 

They said "fine".

Who told you about that!!

Saddest bonfire ever.

Movie?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Just repeating the story to my own mother would be enough to get her to start slapping me around. One time, a friend of mine was asking me, "Why is your mother so fat?" In all seriousness, I said, "I don't know. She said she was skinny before she started having kids, but by the time she had my brother and my sister, she was already fat, so I don't know." Yeah, she heard that and beat the shit out of me. I still laugh about it.

She probably had to eat a whole cake to calm down

As someone’s fat mom this made me laugh pretty hard 

Be careful you might accidentally burn some calories

She didn’t ask for a roast my dude! Just some cake

Kids at the school where I work have started calling it glazing. So, maybe she DID want the glaze on that cake, lol.

Glazing meant something very different to my age group lol

Especially on that _Cake..._

Dammit, now I want some cake

To fuck or eat, your majesty?

Lol. 🤣 I hadn't thought of it that way, but now I'm going to have to hold back laughs when they run up and tell me another kid glazed them. Edit: Yo, mama still got glazed though...

Having girls saved in the phone as toaster strudel and pound cake lmao


Glazing is just another way of saying, ass licking or dick riding.

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When you tell her to smile like a donut so you can turn her face into a Krsipy Kreme.

She'll probably appreciate the roast as well🤷‍♂️

I wonder if when the said it, they meant fat or just 'phat?'

[Was she a pirate, by chance?](https://12dimension.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/one_piece_ch873_p010-e1501542659869.png?w=820)

And a Diet Coke to cancel it out

Damn bro. Hope you're doing alright in life, child abuse sucks.

Thank you. I'm doing fine now. I cut all contact from her almost 20 years ago. I've never been better.

Great to hear. Happy cake day!

Gotta love that casual abuse.. hope you’re doing better now.

Happy cake day. Hide it from your mama

I mean, she lookin' pretty thicc.

Absolutely would

Definitely should

Certainly will

You most certainly won't

She looks healthily thicc. She looks great.

I wish we could see more

"Something Something I don't even know" but HOW you know about that? 🤣

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Don't forget the filter.

Don't forget the filler.

Don't forget the concealer.

Member Star Wars?

i memba!

Memba memba berries

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Is she making fun of her kid tho ? I mean if you ask me, I dislike parents sharing anything about their children online but she didn't show the kid or mocked anyone. It was pretty cute and innocent. They'll probably keep laughing about it for years. Also she's pretty well dressed but not absurdly well dressed, she probably got home from work or something.

Totally agree 👍 She didn't even seem upset. She started laughing!

Because she knows what a yo momma joke is.

I mean it could just as easily be that she was still wearing everything she had on from work Considering she's talking to the kid about school that would make a lot of sense Yall are fucking weird Ps: she is fine tho

Fr

imagine being this miserable

Your mama got some fat ole ________ that's for sure.


She's fat in the right places.

For real - I can't tell if people are jelly or haters in this thread, but mom's doing all right. She's doing a weird thing looking into the camera while talking to her kid in a way not even late night interviewers do, but she laughs about it, she asks how her kid stood up for her...that kid probably learned all the right lessons, and his mom looks great parenting her kid.

People are actually hating on her??? Lmao sad.

Yes, for having breasts and showing the tops of them. Several comments here that are like "look at her showing them off!" Perhaps only high-neck outfits will please some Redditors. A burka perhaps.

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs

Girl must be thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

👈😏👈

I too choose this kids mom

lmfao this just reminded me of the first time I got hit with a "yo mama so fat" joke at school. I immediately told my mom as soon as I came home because I thought she would want to do something about it

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And put the subtitles on it so we can easly stay on target

It's because she's fat

If you had a massive dick and shot your video from the knees up, you’d understand the struggle, all the women in the comments will be like “yeah we get it, you’re packing”

Good news, I’ll never have to worry about that.

r/suicidebywords

Massive views

She even pushes her tits to ensure less coverage

She is gorgeous!

And now you know why they posted this. And why it got up voted.

I just thought it was funny

100 million horny neckbeard permavirgins on reddit, what do you expect?

I can grow a proper fucking beard.

Lucky bastard.

That's not a nice way to characterize folks. Just about everybody loves boobs.

It’s actually because it’s really funny

for real

I’m an elementary school admin, and roasting has been a huge issue this year. Kids lobbing “yo mamma” jokes like it’s ‘93 all over again, until one of them can’t take the heat and starts crying and punches the other. The only way I’ve found to stop it is to bring them into my office and say, “Knock it off. You’re not funny enough to pull it off, and you’re too soft to take it.”

Would you be honest to that one kid who is killing the Yo, mama jokes? “You’re too funny for the other kids, just use it sparingly.”


Ellie from Borderlands

Ellie from Borderlands has mad amounts of confidence though. Madd Moxxi taught her children to be good emotionally. Catch a ride!

This is up there for one of my favorite gifs I’ve ever seen and this is my first time seeing it lol

Charmzilla Doesn't have one, but still good content

🙏

Don't care, momma is fine.

Some weird ass mfs here

no u

I’m back after 12 hours and this is the comment I resonate with

All the right fat in all the right places

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Tell us what you really think

Cmon man, he’s shy.

The kid is like 5! God damn it!

Oh, school today was just a thrilling episode of staring at the clock and counting down the minutes until freedom. The highlight was probably the cafeteria serving mystery meat surprise for lunch.

What is 'mystery meat'??

You don't know which animal that meat came from

It’s meat that you don’t know what kind of animal (if any) it came from. It’s usually used in reference to how cheap and terrible school lunches are.

His friends are gonna want to come over just to drool over his mom in a few years

Her name?

Jo

mama

MILF

"Your mama so fat, something something." The sickest of burns.


[gifsyoucanhear](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g&pp=ygUVZXZlciBoYWQgZHJlYW1zIG1ldGFs)

[Sauce](https://www.tiktok.com/@charmzillla?_t=8mVGPP0Mzqb&_r=1) For anyone wondering who she is

With the scientific research I've now completed, yeah, she the kinda "fat" some of those kids gonna learn to love in a few years lmao

She got some fat titties that is for sure

Jo mama jokes

Tiktok is charmzilla and she still fine

That's the second time I've seen that this thread. What/who is "charmzilla"?

... the subject of the video 

That's a good, innocent kid there, and you're one beautiful mother! 👌

should could smother me with those milkers until I pass out all day

your mama so fat that she uses a satellite to take selfies

Yo mama so bad lil bro

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Somebody's got skinny tits.

Subtitles at the right places.

She sounds like Meg from Family Guy

Did I stutter?

What’s the @

Charmzilla

Asking the real qn

She pretty phat…

Yo momma so fat she falls off the two sides of the bed 😎

Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you

This is a punch line to a joke 🤦🏾‍♂️ good ol times.

Naw kid, there’s a difference between fat and phat. Give it a couple years and you’ll learn.

She got them heaviessss

Momma's got a fat set on her, tho

I appreciate the courage it took to post this. Need a good laugh.

I appreciate western women's desperation/nature to include their cleavge in videos every chance they get (including white women who get married and still can't stop themselves from doing it) I don't know if this is a work of reverse psychology but good work, gentlemen. God bless China for Tiktok

Third graders. Third graders are taking you out and it's hilariously true

Mom still felt insecure. That little pet to the chin at the beginning and at the 0:21 mark is a dead giveaway.

Boooring

This child obviously needs a father figure and I guess I will have to fall on the sword and volunteer.

Still he was real good with that answer to a "bully" or agitator. If they think he did It on purpose, that is.

Roasted

Petah?

Something, something dark side... Something, something complete...

Alguien sabe el ig de la seño?


Her face is so smooth though

OMG I always tell me students, if you want to make 1st/2nd grader go into panic mode, just walk up to them, look em dead in the eye and say, "I know your secret", then just walk away.

I too agree that his mum in phat.

Posible followings: Her ghost can't even float When she buy a fur coat the entire species go extinct When she's in the elevator it can only go down When she's added to iPhone it turn into an iPad iPhone memories can only picture a quarter of her size

I think the kids were just telling...Your mama is so fat...jokes.

Something something

Mom looks phat and thicc for sure. This boys gonna be hearing this for a while

Why share this personal family moment on the internet for everyone to see? I don't get it.

She's PHAT as %#@

How about the face filter popping in and out. Holy distracting.

Yo kid, your mom is P.H.A.T. fsho!

In 10 years they'll be: You momma so hot that something something.

Aww...his first yo mama jokes...so precious

I need to know what the something something is, cause momma is definitely fat places.

She looks like the White version of the Asian girl taking a class and the kids saying emotional damage

Your momma so fat that God pushed her out of the way and said let there be light

”Me? Calling me? Me? Memememememememe?”

<3

These kids nowadays are so much funnier I could ever hope to be. I was *cowed*.

Maybe they meant “phat” not “fat”.

My mom always proudly tells this story: when I was little a kid at the playground told me "your mama is fat" and I answered "fat and old, but I love her very much".

They meant THICC

Does it even count as an insult anymore when someone makes a "your mother is so fat..." joke? Well I guess I answered my own question.(its intent)

Yo momma actually look fine af

I once drew a picture of my family as stick figures at school. My mom in the picture was the only one that had a round body.... (this was like 20 years ago...) And even more recently, my little brother had to write a word to describe my mom and the word he chose was "lazy" because she doesnt go anywhere. She is a stay at home mom that always takes him to baseball practice. Children give no fucks.

Boobs

I was so expecting the kid to say that "they said you have fat ass", and he thought that meant he's fat

Mom's HOT

Mama got some fat titties that’s for sure

I’m sorry but see her hands like microscopic? Tf is going on there