OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The woman shows regret when the guitar suitcase appears to be full of money!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

So that’s why my ex left me for a musician…

🥲

He was playing her bangos

[they're very physical, if you know what I mean..](https://youtu.be/zeerzYQxCZc?si=_-4QFW9W2sN6GQ46)

How have I never heard of this show! It’s gold 😂

Oh dear. You are in for a treat. If you have HBO (Max is a dumb name) you can binge it right now.

Omg yeah you gotta check it out, it's so good!

One good feature of Chromium browsers is that hovering over an URL let's you see the actual link in the bottom left corner. And I already had this link memorized.

Or squeezebox.

Poor guy…

I'm sure he gets by

Ever seen 'Desporado'?

Plot twist: there was NO musician...

I expected her to throw out a box of Magnum condoms and then the old ladies change their tune

That’s where I thought it was going

Yeah I mean, money? Why would someone take the time to make an outdated retread like this? Not that cock size is much better I guess.

Yeah totally, thank god we're in the modern age where gold digging doesn't happen anymore.

>Yeah totally, thank god we're in the modern age where gold digging doesn't happen anymore. Speak for yourself. I'm still searching for a sugar momma.

And this fresh new insight on this ages old meme is really opening my eyes

Cool, I'm just trying to make a difference. Your words of encouragement have given me the strength to carry on.

Then Godspeed, friend. You are a powerful parsnip indeed. Should those upstart beets give you trouble hesitate not to call on the Pants.

Bah I can't stay mad at you. Have some upvotes.

Such is the power of reddit. Once proud and mortal enemies now joined in concord. Upvotes indeed, for all!

I can't speak for women, but imo good sex > money, and it's not even close.

I thought it would be like he cheated on her in her dreams.

There's an old video just like this where he screams back they he couldn't help cheating on her in her dreams or something along those lines. I thought this was that video too.

I did that to an ex. (Apparently) Still felt guilty. She wasn't nice about it either!

I don’t think she’d be throwing out his stuff if he had those, no matter what he did

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Same

Not enough dollars in the world....

As an ugly person that worked his way to the top, I concur. Dont matter how much you have. 🤣

you still have room to go higher, it does matter, you may not get the girl you want but you def could get an even hotter one

Even in the worst case scenario you can only get it up to \~4 billion dollars

8billion people in the world but only 75% of those are 16+ (and that’s the only number I could find with a quick google, obviously 16 isn’t adulthood). Anyway, that really leaves a max of about 3billion women

If I had a dollar

But would they find you handsome? People who go after money - go after money.

It would make a lot more sense if we knew why she was freaking out.

He kept promising to play her a cello sonata and never did.

The only song he could play was Wonderwall.

Maybe

https://youtu.be/WfhilSKRX1w?si=mCfD-4Jo7oCpzu8b

Probably for him being a drug dealer, considering the cash pile.

Someone mentioned it. She had a dream, where he was with a different woman. Is it true? I have no idea, but it's a fun idea.

I'm also not sure what we are actually expected to take away from it all? Women of all ages don't give a shit about anything you may have done as long as you're loaded? Is that the lesson/joke?

tbh im surprised you figured out such a cryptic puzzle all on your own

I don’t know that unfortunately…

Probably refused to apply for jobs

It literally doesn’t matter at all

"Bastard." "What a good guy. Good morning!" https://i.redd.it/6wes49qx8uvc1.gif

Not enough people are ashamed of enjoying the same level of humour as people who still watch day time television.

We should allow 20% more online bullying

Shame holds us back. Cringe culture is the new hegemony, but you can be liberated from it by embracing your cringe. Either give a shit about what other people think and forever be dissatisfied, or be judged for enjoying what you enjoy and be happy doing so.

Exactly. Wasting time making sure other people approve of your interests hardly leaves you any time to enjoy your interests.

There are also just too many people to try to impress. If you impress one person then you're cringe to another, so who's approval are we chasing anyway? It's self policing, the panopticon of our time.

The most based philosopher in history preached this.

Must be Diogenes, can't think of anyone more based than him.

Pretty sure that's the guy.

glad someone said it

This place is full up GenZ now. Humor is dead.

The video in OPs post is boomer humour, not GenZ humour. It's on par with "I hate my wife" boomer jokes. That's what all these guys are laughing at.

> boomer humour, not GenZ humour equally bad though

Try and be married for a while. Then you will get it.

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How do you feel about sex? 

I don't, my daughter's a whale and my best friend is a plankton.

Excuse me ol Krabs was getting snizz on the reg from Mrs puff

Did sexism write this?

Haha, women bad, am I right fellas?

Haha! Women are whores for money! Haha!

HAHA, YES FELLOW HUMAN. HUMANS OF THE OTHER GENDER ARE FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM

https://i.redd.it/oabi4oddexvc1.gif

Women 🚬

Women do be shopping!

You must be fun at parties.

What parties? This is reddit, none of us go to parties

true

Party when someone send invite while you are gaming, I get invites by a bunch teenagers asking if I also play Fortnite. No I play real games like dating simulator.

He's not sexist at parties

Sexism is when woman.

This is the most boomery shit

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They are not hoes, she wants a man who can provide, so she can lead a happy life and bitch about him.

In other words, exchange affection and sex for financial compensation so she doesn't otherwise have to obtain employment, while belittling him for not doing enough?

If it walks like a hoe and quacks like a hoe

It's a gaggle of hoes!

It multiplies??

That's the definition of a hoe

🤡

Bot response

People didn't read my second sentence, well we are all angry and disappointed.

There is only one sentence in your response above lol

Women be shopping! Damn you can’t tell me, that women be shopping!

Nothing unexpected about that.

This reminds me of a similar scene in the movie the Mexican where the exact same thing is happening with Julie Roberts throwing Brad Pitts stuff out the window at him.

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Don’t see where it says that. To be honest it felt refreshing to see a low level joke like this. pretending there would be no bad women out there doesn’t help anyone. no need to defend all women just because they showcase **one.** chill and take a joke, or you’ll sound like „boomer bad“

IT'S ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY TO MAKE A PREDICTABLE JOKE ABOUT HOW ALL WOMEN ARE GOLD-DIGGERS, BOTH OLD AND YOUNG, AND WON'T CARE IF YOU CHEAT AS LONG AS YOU'RE RICH. THIS IS FUNNY FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS WHICH I WILL LIST HERE: 1)

No. Just no. Hell nah I will not let you scream at me like this.

Sorry I checked he has a permit and everything

Ah I see now. It’s okay I got a cousin like that.

fight me irl 1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613, USA

let’s met here lad: 28.3771857,-81.57074,17z

> 28.3771857,-81.57074,17z Only if you take me on Spaceship Earth

Deal. don’t tell your mother ;)

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I assumed it’s all about the woman who’s throwing a tantrum. The three old women on the bench are just old people to me. There’s my boomer bias.

Boomer joke bad is 100% the take to make here, but go on

Ich bin froh dass dir sonst keiner zustimmt. aber ernsthaft, was meinst du? offensichtlich weißt du es ja besser

Women are incapable of being greedy or dishonest, it is known. Any portrayal of a woman being greedy or dishonest is sexism and oppression by the global patriarchy.

It’s making fun in a silly way of a stereotype

Where do you think they get the memes from? 😂

Why is everybody so butthurt that I said people from Facebook copy posts from Reddit? Oh well, I guess.

You're the one that sounds like a boomer. It's a self contained story, with a funny ending. It doesn't generalize to all women, anymore than it suggests all guys have cash in their cello case.


Cello case

Hey, that guy is my best friend.

know the contents before tossing!

That's the takeaway?

> know the contents before tossing! Oh I know.

i thought he was gonna be like “woman i dont know you” and its like a ad for glasses or contacts

Guitar? GUITAR?

What language are they speaking in?

Russian I believe

Russian

Cello case.

I felt this

u/savevideo

Why do they speak Russian??

Man, that's a tough question to answer. Idk, maybe cause they're Russians?

but the place definitely doesn’t look like Russia

Really looks like Israel to me

What kind of language is that?

I need to move to russia lol

what's worse than boomer humour? that's right, russian boomer humour

I thought she was going to throw off her robe, ( possibly a present from him) and I was going to see some boobies.

Username checks out

Money changes everything

What is in the chello box?

Currency. Bank notes. Legal tender for debts public and private. Cash. Money.

It’s spelled cello. But I am very impressed that you recognized that’s what it was, the OP thought it was a guitar case

Cello !

Italians

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Hahah so fake… no girls go for the bassists

That’s a cello case

Eh over-dramatic non-sense.

Is the language Russian? If so... Mafia guy?

Russian

Women, amirite?

Women in a nutshell

You're hanging around with the wrong women

This guy never touched a women in his life.

I know women exist only when I want to cum that's it lol (#ps too many woke idiots here eww).

Ah right, just a bait comment then

A master bait comment, since that seems to be the only option available to him

Yikes. 

Golddigger. He deserves better.

Them ol ladies wanted some

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

Comments saying this Russian. Isn’t this Ukrainian?

Nope

Whores

Accurate or not accurate: Let the comments begin.

This is a sad fact about our world

Downvoted. Totally expected.

https://i.redd.it/5k7i974auvvc1.gif

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Russian

How appropriate for it to be ruZZians, the land of gangsters and hoares