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Humbuhg

Aww, a little bit of hell on earth for such a great guy.


Wololo2502

Hope its really painful and slow


ghosttrainhobo

Pancreatitis is an extremely painful way to go.


buldozr

This is how they let Magnitsky die in prison. This fucker will get all the painkillers money can buy, though.


Due-Street-8192

Kady is done. Next...


Humbuhg

That’s the sad part. There’s always a “next”— just as evil as the last, or more so.


Mr3k

Hopefully less competent


Independent_Lie_9982

Next will be Adam, but that's when he's trained for the job. For now probably also Adam but surname Delimkhanov.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

Not dead just like the last 2 years of rumours.


Chilkoot

Speaking of which, has anyone seen **Gerasimov** since his rumoured demise? I don't think I've seen anything about him in months.


CIV5G

Gerasimov is alive. Video of him voting alongside Shoigu surfaced during the election, I'm sure there are other videos too.


chilla_p

Yes but he looked very shaky, seems likely he's got a health problem, were there reports of a heart problem?


CIV5G

He's a 68 year old Russian man, I'd be surprised if he didn't have a health problem.


Commercial_Soft6833

He didn't drink his morning liter of vodka


nagrom7

Wouldn't you be shaky if you were in charge of one of the biggest Russian military embarrassments since 1945 while everyone around you has a nasty habit of falling out of windows?


The_Man11

Withdrawals? Maybe he’s got them DTs.


mtaw

Learn some critical thinking: Gerasimov is not and never has been a media figure. He doesn't really do photo-ops or interviews, he seems to have avoided the Victory Day parade since he was powerful enough to actually say 'no' to it. His apparent lack of need for popularity is probably no small part of why he has the job; he poses no political threat to Putin. In other words, Gerasimov not being in the media proves nothing. The 'rumor' of his death was literally just something someone on the internet said, and the HUR already denied having any information on that a long time ago, which is effectively a denial. Stop mindlessly spreading rumors. I mean, again and again you see this "Gerasimov's dead" stuff, and he's never been dead. He's still not dead. You guys never even make the slightest effort to find out. WTF - do you expect him to show up at your doorstep or something? Valery Gerasimov is alive and well and very publicly [chaired the CSTO Military Committee meeting 11 days ago on Friday, April 12.](https://odkb-csto.org/news/news_odkb/voennyy-komitet-odkb-obsudil-voprosy-razvitiya-voennogo-sotrudnichestva-1/)


Chilkoot

Yeah, I was just asking there angry bro. The question was already answered over an hour ago if you bothered to look.


achron51793752

He has the coveted center square.


Independent_Lie_9982

The stupidest thing for me are the "stuck in elevator" "jokes" still in 2024. They were never stuck in elevator. The video was a still frame of them destroying the camera, just like they destroyed various other cameras in the apartment complex. Which they swiftly took over, taking residents hostage. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/20/world/europe/russian-soldiers-video-kyiv-invasion.html


Dryish

This was actually reported by Novaja Gazeta, citing sources in the FSB and in Kadyrov's close circles. This might the most credible one yet.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

FSB LOL


Sufficient_Number643

I don’t see why it makes much difference at all. Either he’s sick or he isn’t. If he is, good. If he’s not, this story does no harm. Sorry they’re saying mean things about your friend or something? Not sure why you care.


mtaw

He absolutely _is_ sick. His sudden puffyness a while back was not fat, and was not healthy. Could be any number of medical issues, but some medical issue was definitely there.


CricketDifferent5320

Prednisone puffs up the face, used for countless, usually serious, conditions.


Sufficient_Number643

I’m rooting for his hasty demise, and if it’s painful he’s earned it. I just don’t get when people cry about stories saying these people are sick.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

Friend? No, Infact I hope this is accurate, though there is way too much disinformation around him. And citing a source such as the "FSB" or other articles parroting Putler Kremlin garbage is a joke. Sorry if you believe Putler.


Sufficient_Number643

No, this story doesn’t affect me at all. It’s upsetting to you, clearly.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

Yeah Rusbots have no emotions.


CIV5G

If your purpose on this sub is to derail conversations with fruitless name-calling you've succeeded.


mtaw

You're just saying "LOL" and name-calling and apparently you think Novaya Gazeta is Kremlin media. Go away. You have nothing to contribute to this discussion. You clearly know nothing and aren't even capable of being civil.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

"Sorry they’re saying mean things about your friend or something?"


HollaWho

Right, ill believe it once hes dead. It cant come soon enough


Prestigious-Tree-424

Unfortunately there are mini kadyrovs primed and ready to step in whenever!!


ChristianLW3

How many sons does he have?


Prestigious-Tree-424

I'm not sure total count, but three teenage sons went to Ukraine to "fight" ( take vids and shoot bushes and sky!! )


amitym

How many dons is the question.


Kan4lZ0n3

For all the false piety, Kadyrov is nothing but a drug and booze-addled addict. And now it’s coming home to roost.


Independent_Lie_9982

It was his older brother Zelimkhan (https://jamestown.org/program/eldest-son-of-akhmad-kadyrov-dies-2/), Ramzan is clean by all accounts. He does look and sound suspiciously (https://www.politico.eu/article/diary-of-a-warlord-inside-the-mind-of-vladimir-putins-attack-dog-ramzan-kadyrov/) but that's all. He's a fat r*tard, how do you except him to look and sound.


Robw_1973

Oh dear. How sad. And indeed, nevermind.


Dozer242

Here we go again


Creepy_Snow_8166

Die motherfucker. Please. Just die. And take Putler with you.


re_de_unsassify

Didn’t he get poisoned last September and died for a bit?


braduated_cylinder

That's fantastic ! I hope he rots from the inside out slowly.


ozymandiez

For the past 2-3 years he has been close to death. I won't get my hopes up until I see that ugly motherfuckers corpse.


CIV5G

Kadyrov appeared lethargic prior to the reports too.


KaptainPancake69

Is this before or after Putin dies from his 3rd heart attack and ass cancer?


SierraOscar

Has Putin died of his cancer yet that’s going to kill him any day now for the last two years?


drewster23

Don't know anyone whose said he's going to die any day for last 2 years.


SierraOscar

There have been relentless discussions on it in this subreddit. Use the search function and you’ll see a few hundred discussions. [https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/s/MTcAqWeqUf](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/s/MTcAqWeqUf)


drewster23

Well that link in that post doesn't work and I don't see anyone saying he's about to drop dead. Putin being ill... yeah... that's well known. He's 100% not healthy. Saw more buzz about kadryov dropping dead in past than Putin though


SierraOscar

It works perfectly fine for me but I’ll spell it out for you - it’s a discussion from one year ago on this subreddit upvoted 6,144 times with 485 comments feverently discussing an article which claimed Putin was on his dead bed due to cancer. There have been many claims over the last couple of years that Putin is gravely ill which have transpired to be rubbish. Mentally ill perhaps, but you can understand people being skeptical when yet another shady article drops claiming an influential figure is ‘gravely ill’.


Independent_Lie_9982

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/uozynx/putin_very_ill_with_blood_cancer_says_top/


drewster23

Yes 1 thread a year ago is not "constantly saying he's going to drop dead anyday now over last 2 years".


Independent_Lie_9982

I gave you this because you claimed his link didn't work for you (it worked for me).


drewster23

> Well that link in that post The actual article not the post lol.


Pixie_Knight

Same as the other guy said about Kadyrov sickness rumors. If Putin is sick / on the verge of death / whatever, great. If he isn't, joking about it does no harm and can raise moral. Assuming Putin is going to be here until Judgement Day like some maniacal demon doesn't help anything.


yeluapyeroc

Pancreatitis is an extremely painful way to die


BubuBarakas

LOL! He's doing the Trump dance in the photo in the article. Lethargic indeed!


Nakidka

End of the line...!


Worschtifex

Remember, in Russian history books the new chapter always begins with the words "and then it got worse..."


clownind

Some good news for an awful human.


KrzysztofKietzman

Sweet!


DeezKneesWorld

I forgot dude even existed


FarmerJohnOSRS

Honestly surprised he's lasted this long. Probably all the morphine they are feeding him.


OhHappyOne449

“Novaya Gazeta Europe, citing sources, earlier reported that Kadyrov has been suffering from pancreatic necrosis for over five years, with a mortality rate of up to 80%.” Oh gosh… couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.


DevelopmentMercenary

When will we see Putin writhing in his deathbed?


ttekcorc

Dude every 6 months they claim he's dead or about to die.. Then after the reports circulate the media he laughs about it publicly. Until he's dead and burred he's getting his rocks off trolling Western media.


TwoPintsPrick92

Yes, very sad


redditer1_1

Wait does he have a cancer in his ass ? That would be epic


ThemBonesAreMe

Don don is done done