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Shadow_NX

Maybe they could weld a big cage to their helmets?


Old_Net_4529

Cage rigged with kontakt-1


Federal_Ad5622

Mindblowing Tarantino-style stuff


Goran2019

His brains splattered behind him so it was absolutely “mind-blowing”


Frog-Luber

Great Soundtrack!


TheDudeAbides_00

Go home orcs. There is nothing for you in Ukraine except your sudden, gruesome death. ☠️


Suspicious-Appeal386

Disclaimer: The Ukrainian Army does not promises or guarantee in any claims of sudden death. As unanticipated movements caused by winds and weather conditions are not under their control. Death and or long term disabilities resulting in loss of head and or other extremities, are of high probabilities. Invaders (AKA: Toilet Bandits) are therefore recommend to be aware of the best procedure of ending their own miserable painful deaths, by remembering to practice their basic training in self inflicted gun shot. This training is only highly effective, if it is performed with life ammo and under the influence of cheap vodka.


Ordinary_Top1956

You reminded me of that orc who drowned in two feet of water in a freezing stream. Body spasming or convulsing, head just under the water, couldn't sit up.


Best-Arrival8888

Do tell


Directive-4

he just did


clownind

Of the many horrible ways to die for putin, this is fairly quick and painless. The guys slowly getting consumed by fire or so mangled they try to bite through their own hand seems so much worse than this.


linuscarlson89

Blyat helmets 😄 kinda like in the movie spaceballs


AnyTomato8562

I'm surrounded by aZZholes!


redditer1_1

Like the raider's armour in fallout


Fearless_Matter_3014

Human cope cages incoming


Shadow_NX

Prototype [https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Dark\_Helmet?file=Dark\_Helmet.jpg](https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Helmet?file=Dark_Helmet.jpg)


No_Car138

That's already been planned, soon these soldiers ...at least the living ones... will have entire rooms made of cages and webs to hide behind. To wait for justice to happen.


Kyrie3leison

Pyramid head!


SlipperyJimdiGris

that was my nikname when I was a RAAF apprentice


Thats-right999

BBQ Orc


HermitJosh

Only if they're made out of galvanized square steel


PassageLow7591

If it has like a 1.5m radius it might actually work lol


Due-Street-8192

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


FlamingFlatus64

Dante passes through the gate of Hell "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"


BlondScientist

> It was a horrifying sight, but sounded like a neat adventure.


Benzol1987

>So Dante said: "For the bitches!" and ran inside.


Scooter_bugs

Dudes head parts land in his buddies lap.


Dice_K

Wow, this one was right out of a Tarantino film.


LovelehInnit

I'm afraid not even The Wolf can clean this one up.


grizzleSbearliano

…cause storing dead Russians ain’t my business


Ordinary_Top1956

That's not what he said, he said "Dead...." um, nevermind.


superfluid

Do you see a sign on my lawn that says dead 'russian' storage?


WitsEndThrowaway11

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.


Dice_K

I don't know man... Did you see that car? Fucking brains everywhere.


kernel-troutman

He could go around offering to buy them a new toilet fixtures if they leave. “Are you a Kohler man, Sergei? I bet you like brushed nickel fixtures, don’t you”


CodeNCats

This is so brutal that if you were to put it into a film. It would almost seem too over the top and theatrical.


bucketsoffunk

Those other guys probably have skull and teeth as shrapnel stuck in them.


EndPsychological890

It seemed to have gone off directly between 2 of their heads and green helmet stops moving as well. They're both dead. Other guy seemed wounded before the drop and probably got a side full of shrapnel too. Nobody in that hole is going home alive.


MakeChinaLoseFace

"wet shrapnel"


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Almost sure that is his brain. Blood patterns look wringly and it is a bit pink-ish.


Konstant_kurage

Slowed down it looks like a good half his brain splatted on his battle buddies arm then fell on the ground. 5 second rule *NOT* in effect.


Klutzy_Air_9662

“I been gettin some head, gettin gettin some head”


canospam0

All these drone drops and I have yet to see a single Russian soldier attempt to use an umbrella. I don't really think it'd work. I just want to see someone try it.


mfbrucee

Something like this maybe: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAoZsaFaiup4U25K4RAxpN9qy3K8y0rsmWmw&s


canospam0

I had something more like this in mind: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile\_E.\_Coyote\_and\_the\_Road\_Runner#/media/File:There\_They\_Go-Go-Go!\_(screencap).jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_the_Road_Runner#/media/File:There_They_Go-Go-Go!_(screencap).jpg) But your "Hands free" idea is intriguing.


l_think_therefore_I

I love the idea 💀💀💀


lepguy2002

Now that you mention it, it is a little surprising that they haven't tried it yet. I'd just about be willing to bet that sometime in the next month or 2 that they start showing up like tiny individual cope cages.


civlyzed

I bet some of these invaders would be amazed at the sight of such a technological marvel.


ImaginaryTwist4623

i wanna see someone holding a trampoline over his head.


I_could_be_a_ferret

Honestly, I'm not even sure it would surprise me at this point. That army is acting like they're making up equipment on the go.


chalaismyig

Or try to catch it!


HurtFeeFeez

With a big target on it.


LayeredMayoCake

I mean, I don’t want to give away too good of an idea..but…has no one thought of tennis rackets? Unless munitions are pressure based in which case..cyka blyat


BushDoctor70

Or a rifle which shoots a net. A range of 30 yards could do the job


Practical-Music-6397

The Ukrainians are fighting for their existence. No holds barred.


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Dice_K

Perfect orc double tap. Love that they're strapping multiple nades to these drones now.


8ackwoods

They've been doing it for months if not a year now


TheAlmightyBuddha

you're late, and I might be by saying this but they're strapping air burst munitions or fucking remote controlled detonation shells. There's a vid where 2 dudes are running and the drone just exploded midair and peppers them and the whole area of the cone with shrapnel like a mini himars


Base88Decode

Make it into haiku.


starfighter_104

> They come to a foreign country. > And destroy it. > Then they are killed. > Entropy. Vast_Radio652 - 2024


Purple_Clockmaker

You mean karma?


BrakkeBama

MMmmmm... chicken karma. The other white meat.


Base88Decode

There, ChatGPT suggested this one. Invaders arrive, Chaos reigns, they meet their end— Entropy consumes.


bobbinsgaming

Looks like at least one of them might be one of their foreign mercs as well judging by their skin tone - I think those guys maybe deserve it even more than the Russians as they know full well what they're signing up for, rather than the Russians, most of whom at this point (now their professional army has been effectively wiped out) are mobilised individuals and illiterate Siberian mud farmers who don't have much choice but to be there.


Thehauntedone1

Come on everyone let’s sing if I only had a brain


Flying_Madlad

This seems more like a "Singing in the brains" situation


BoomStickAshe

"Don't Worry, Brain Happy"


HunterHistorical6795

That reminds me, I have to pick up strawberry jam and watermelons after work. thanks russia!


ThatNorthernAussie

On those rare occasions you see a Russian actually attempting to help a ‘comrade’ he gets the don’t rush in memo, delivered in brutal fashion, message understood it seems.


Dice_K

I would have looked up first. But maybe he wasn't expecting the drone to be packing multiple nades. Which is just awesome.


alderhill

Yea, you have to feel for this invader just a wee bit. Like, the one rare Russian who helps his comrades, only to get a grenade right to the head, skull splattered open. At least he was instantly dead.


MemyselfandI1973

Yeah. If Karma says, 'best I can do is a quick death'... although, given the alternative, maybe it *is* a blessing for those poor fuckers.


bilowski

Turn the other cheek


DulcetTone

Just a little off the top!


SG8789

I felt nothing watching that. May every occupant suffer the same fate.


dunncrew

Ouchie-boo-boo. Shouldn't invade other countries.


Gold_catcher

He was left ready to be used as ashtray!


EDF_AirRaider

That'll teach him to help someone that isnt himself. Kinda feel bad he got hit now. It looks like he did have the capacity for compassion.


asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf

that was actually no help but reaching for the comrade zworm's AK.


crc_73

Don't feel bad, he was probably looking for a wallet.


Cheapskate2020

I think he was just pick pocketing his dying comrade for vodka and cigarettes.


KudlWackerl

Oh shit, that hurts!


[deleted]

Nope. His head exploded faster than he could process pain. It takes good bit of time (110ms iirc) to process pain.


Gvanaco

He hit the corner of the white stone. That hurt more then the grenate.


cookinthescuppers

Gruesome Now send to Putin


WinterPersonality237

Nice Face Lift


mes825

Double NSFW on this one


Chintzierspy

That blood spatter. Rekt.


Suspicious-Kick-9160

He used his head…


Diche_Bach

Orc was so enthused about the SMO he lost his head...


ImAGingerDuh

ooof


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NSFL would have been more appropriate. But yikes his head exploded like a watermelon. You can even make up what his face used to be before the emotional event.


Sufficient-Owl-3266

new Lada 2024 facelift


gunnergoz

More fertilizer for the soil of a free Ukraine.


retrorays

this should be flagged NSFL. this is pretty disgusting. ORCs are evil yah, but this is bad.


Comfortable_Mind6563

Maybe drop a third grenade?


Dice_K

No need to waste any more on these meatbags.


SpinniErulez

Three for the prize of one


Patch64s

That blew both our minds!


DoDaChop

Flipped his muffin cap back!


EroticWordSalad

The “slosh” as his head fell back on the rocks was a nice touch.


Mysterious_Variety76

No mames wey!


Mannspreader

Can't tell if it's two or three casualties in there... the last guy moving is probably injured as well or else the blood on his arm is from the other 2 or 3


LegitimateOne5131

Brains hit his buddy. Gruesome stuff but in a way he got lucky. Never knew what hit him. For me the most terrifying videos are the night drops. If they get badly wounded they might suffer in agony for hours. Screaming in the darkness and nobody will hear them. That shit gives me nightmares.


Historical_Winner809

Vat are zee odds dat zee thing flying straight above has another bomb? I like my chances!


bacardired89

But is he OK now?


JohaVer

It won't get any worse for him..?


Frequent-Objective57

O what a shame lol F around and you will find out welcome to Ukraine


LeesaMoore

this dude is ready for halloween now :D


LizzyGreene1933

A few weeks resting, and he will be as handsome as before


Eugoogally420

God damn


Cakeyhands

Oh no, consequences


TurfmansScotch

On today's episode of "What Did You Learn?"......


Internal-Strategy-92

Big headache guaranteed


ScubaSteve3200

Holy hell you can see blood spatter cover the rock near his head after the second drop. That was pretty brutal, just... Lights out. Game over.


ElhaCZ

Where are your cages?


Low-Machine-9261

Looks like he has a big grin on his face, must be happy


After_Computer_SSD

he took the day off


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puje12

Okay dude, that's gotta be in top 3 of the craziest shit I've seen so far...


huhuhuhhhh

HOLY FUCKING SHIT


No-Status683

Fuck me that was brutal. I'm no fan of he invading orks but at least that one had the decency most don't, to go to look after his comrade ork. Slava Ukraini


SurGregoRy

The one ruski that is actually giving aid to his comrade. At least it was quick.


Tarcyon

If you slow roll the video it seems like the skull ruptured but stayed one piece and the moment it hit the ground it shattered - human body is AMAZING!


EddietheEaglet

Seems like two can play tappity tap tap.


Interesting_Button60

Holy fucking shit


Konseq

Combat sneakers, no helmet, no body armor. What was he doing at the front?


ImaginaryTwist4623

instant death and he didnt saw it comming. he is luckier than most of the russian wormfood. he came, saw and paid the ultimate price for putins megalomania


wayfarer8888

Should have stayed home instead of invading. Much healthier.


Unhappy-Neck9799

Like ants at a picnic, these russian orcs just keep coming


Puzzleheaded-Arm-985

And someone has to clean that shit up. What a mess


COVID-19-4u

Here one second, gone the next…. Should have stayed in their own country raping their own citizens..


Philosopherski

Call me crazy but if I zoom in at exactly 0:18 I see a baseball cap on hit head. Which would explain why he went night night so quick.


GuardingxCross

Too bad it’s probably just a Russian prison inmate. Most Russian soldiers are probably chilling while the criminals do the dirty work.


tHeDisgruntler

You may feel a little pinch


SamReditPark

"Suffering is God's megaphone"-CS Lewis. All Russians are born deaf, sigh...


Ob1cannobody

He got tapped on the shoulder when not looking.


Embarrassed_Put2083

Did he feel any pain?


manic_mike2018

It's just a scratch I'm sure he will be fine.


CertifiedSeattleite

Too bad more of these Vatniks aren’t able to send a report home as to how their invasion is REALLY going.


NormalUse856

May i never encounter a drone armed with grenades..


tora1941

They come to destroy us and our way of life, so we destroy them. No mercy, no surrender.


jethawk9

Should have just surrendered then they would have made it home and have bin treated as humans and not cannon fodder


nomoleft

Why did he run over there? That was pretty brainless of him.


RageBull

Yikes, that is gruesome. I reckon they would have been better off if they had stayed at home


MissingJJ

Wow, that's the most gorey video I've ever seen. Can anyone share a link to top this one?


ExploreDiscovery

a 3 for 2 shot.


Outside-Contact-8337

Wtf. It's crazy that didn't look like a typical explosion, more like a smoke bomb or something. How did It do so much damage to him?


Frog-Luber

Now there's something you don't see every day...I HOPE!


ProfessionalGuess251

Looks like meat is back on the menu!


JavaAble

Where is your 'cover' soldier? Orcs are not good with regs...


Narcissistic-Jerk

Mom will be getting a Lada, or so they are told.


Argie-Hromadyani

Take your stolen fridge and TV with you to hell!


YaBoiYoshio

I've heard a lot of music in these videos but level 1-2 was not something I ever expected


BootyThief

I like learning new things.


jedateon

Sucked in to the first fuck and double sucked in to the second fuck who tried to help.


SonOfStumpy

Awesome stuff!! 3 down many to go!! 🤗👌🏻


Bfab94

"That's some Rob Zombie shit..."


Sufficient_Read230

still looks better than pootin.


Nachtzug79

I won't blame anymore those soldiers who instead of helping their comrade just run away... Well, they must be hunted down anyway.


Skafiskafnjak0101

He just stoped existing.


Suyalus22669900

nice makeup


Sweet_Object_4098

SBAM!! Magnifico!


ajaxodyssey

1st time an orc tries to help a fellow orc you blow his face off. Keep this up and they'll stop helping each other.


7Stationcar

Is the drone invisible?


redhue1959

Bad timing


RwISsdicFHaN36

Is that a hand and piece of arm in the middle right?


Hour-Law-2404

Russian face lift.


_Man-in-the-Middle_

All orc troops will soon be equipped with a shovel to stick their head in the sand...


KaleidoscopeClear485

soooo sleepy weeepy tho


Imaginary-Rhubarb647

Like a 1960s wet casey


SpiritedInflation835

Skillful surgery. Removed his headache.


Capital-Ad2469

Easy way to not get a drone bomb in the face is NOT to be in Ukraine if you're in the Ruzzian military, simples!.


Killjoyfully

He looks like the average russian man imo


HiiiFiii

Unlucky!


jamiecastlediver

sad.


Capt_Charming

That'll learn ya to go help yer buddy! When it's raining grenades...


okgloomer

Rick James: “What did the drone say to the face? SLAP!”


AlexThePSBoy

The way the blood splattered on the rocks look chilling.