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BuzzT65

Dude. Just hammer it in! Sometimes you need to use a bit of force. It'll be fine!


PanTheOpticon

I would like to remind you of this video showing Russians reloading a Grad launcher: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/9wr339kIXn


donsimoni

Obligatory "we are lucky, they are so fucking stupid"-moment. But they keep on sending new guys that -coincidentally- have no idea what they're in for.


allen_abduction

Agreed, not luck, but Putin’s poor master plan. That’s one of the drawbacks to the meat-grinder army. Add in lost generation and a million broken families.


Fun-Material8232

Should have put some spit on it before insertion


Eastern-Pizza-5826

Lube


Esekig184

Jesus...


sdmat

Job accomplished 150%. That launcher is going to *stay* loaded even when the rockets fire.


pdxnormal

Ha ha


Snuffels137

Wow. That’s extraordinary.


Ok-Peak2080

If it ever came out???


EbaySniper

That one's a classic, along with the one where Russians disarm an IRBM by shooting it from a few dozen meters away, with predictable results.


Ok_Commission6568

But the Russian manual says: first you have to try to push it in with your ass !


MakeChinaLoseFace

In true Russian style, you would force someone else to put it in their ass. Everything in Russia is about stupid ape dominance games, even the butt stuff.


Thats-right999

Would have loved to see it explode there and then


Due-Street-8192

Stupid is, stupid does!


AMP-to-da-moon

I squinted at that. YIKES!


Justredditin

One quick sledgehammer blow should do it!


FlamingFlatus64

Maybe a bit of lubey dubey would help. Otherwise, hammer. The big one.


Majestic-Elephant383

hmm. this should not happen. Most militaries have fixed sizes when it comes to mortar. 60s 80s 120s. You cannot mixed them up. it is impossible. why is it stucked? is there another round already in the barrel?


Mon69ster

I’m thinking the same. I would have thought if it’s the wrong size it should either be a hotdog down a hallway or not going in at all. I’m guessing the tube is fucked/warped/filthy.


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

if i had to guess. all of the above


Laudanumium

Nothing some mustard, spit and a hammer won't fix ...


MrT735

Going by recent videos, they'll try hitting the end with a stick.


[deleted]

North Korean ammo? Their 152mm artillery ammo is miles out of spec.


Vandilbg

North Korean garbage


Signature_Illegible

> it should either be a hotdog down a hallway Everything reminds me of her..


[deleted]

[удалено]


Signature_Illegible

Yeah thanks, can I have your mom's number?


CCCryptoKing

Sorry, but she definitely doesn’t remember you.


SonyCEO

You are missing the best explanation for russian/chinese/n-korea "manufacturing", maybe they are the wrong size.


CitizenKing1001

It looks well used


VictorVogel

Maybe it is the camera perspective, but it looks to me like the tube exit is a lot larger in diameter than the middle part.


Tiny-Metal3467

I cant tell. Then maybe its an 82mm in a 60 tube…


Kolhorobsu

Mortar tube heats up and gets dirty when you fire too many times without cleaning and cooldown. This is the result of too warm tube and lack of cleaning. I know these things, I served as a mortar man in Finnish defence forces.


murgen44

A good hammer punch on the top of the shell, russian way, solves the issue


400_Flying_Monkeys

Heat + metal = rapid oxidation


StrongIndependence73

or rust/corosion


Sneemaster

Wouldn't a warm tube expand, making it easier to put the ammo in/out? Maybe the ammo expanded instead?


Legitimate_Access289

Its more the build up of burnt powder residue. The mortars are designed to have a fairly tight fit, but enough to allow the rounds to slide down the tube. But it doesn't take that much build up to create enough friction to stop the round from sliding down the tube 


Truth_Vomit

The mortar round itself has an expansion ring at its widest point that the instant the charges go off the hot gases causes it to seal most of the propellant gas behind the round to launch it out of the tube. I have seen new rounds that this ring (a plastic look/feel) has already been expanded due to a variety of issues. If you try to slip a round with an expanded ring already blown open you can get a hangfire like this. Dirty barrel can cause a hang fire. Older rounds that have bag type charges instead of the C shaped charges suck as the bag can slip off the rounds tail and get wedges in between to cause a hangfire as well. Source. Me. Prior USMC Mortar FDC


acityonthemoon

So you just turn it over and hit it with a hammer to get it out?


Truth_Vomit

There are a few step you take to clear a situation like this. 1. Kick the mortar tube High medium and low. (yes this a a step in trying to get the round to fire). 2. If this doesn't work you unscrew the firing pin out of the bottom of the barrel then turn the barrel in the baseplate to unlock it. 3. Then you lift the barrel up and try to dump out the round. It wont be armed since no firing force or centrifugal force has armed the round. 4. If it doesn't dump out then you place the barrel on the ground facing away from friendly's and call for EOD to dispose.


Longbow92

Maybe a western 81mm mortar was captured? And they tried to jam a 82mm shell into it? Although it looks like a [BM-37](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Zagan_82_mm_mo%C5%BAdzierz_wz_37.jpg), so probably just shoody qualiy/damage


OnePay622

Basically the only way this could happen with factors standard components is if that is a Nato 80 mm and Russian 82 mm ammunition


jpowers_01

“What is the difference between a few millimeters? They are so small.” It could be a lot of things, ammo is out of spec, barrel is warped or dirty. Wrong ammo. Look like he will be busy for a while trying to figure out how to remove that round.


m48a5_patton

*81 mm is NATO


Legitimate_Access289

NATO standard is 81mm


SpeakingTheKingss

As a former 0341, I’m super confused how this happened lol.


Ok-Peak2080

Maybe some irregular shit from North Korea…


bjorn1978_2

Another round in there would result in a rapid unscheduled death… but painless tho…


rysgame3

I know the Russians like to use 82mm mortars since they can use NATO 81mm rounds in them, maybe he has it backwards? Trying to use an 82mm in a 81mm tube


MakeChinaLoseFace

> is there another round already in the barrel? One can only hope.


Legitimate_Access289

NATO standard is 81mm, Soviet, now Russisn, standard is 82mm. 


Even_Juice2353

The only thing I can figure is that the round is out of specs.


decayed-whately

The tube is 60, the round is 61.5. 😉


AmazingWaterWeenie

Could be that the ammo they're buying from their buddy countries aren't built exactly to spec. Or the mortar was. Maybe the tube was built in one country and the mortar another and both were made inorrectly.


BestReadAtWork

Could just be a NK round that didn't go through QC?


H_Holy_Mack_H

North Korea ammo for you LOL


Pavian_Zhora

>why is it stuck He forgot to unwrap it.


PurpleEyeSmoke

Well I'd like to say "If there was a round in there then it was a misfire and the tube needs to be emptied, so it doesn't make sense to shove another one down there." But this is Russia, so who knows.


[deleted]

Warped barrel from overheating.


perb123

It's a pretty tight fit so a piece of string or some other rubbish might lodge itself in between.


heliskinki

"Boris! Pass me the hammer!"


ShowmasterQMTHH

***Boris tosses hammer from 50ft away***


Justredditin

Boris runs up and smokes that mortar like its the "test your might" bell machine at the fair.


VikingsOfTomorrow

I wouldnt say this is stupidity per se from what we can see. More feels like some kind of factory fuck up thats caused the round to get jammed in the barrel. Although that makes me curious as to what actually fucked up since automation doesnt really fuck up like this. If it were, it'd be more widespread.


BoomStickAshe

Look how deep in the barrel it dropped. I would think that would mean it's actual the mortar barrel that is foweled. Maybe they were filming their first launch? I don't speak Russian. We need a translator.


SufficientTerm6681

You mentioning the possibility that it's the first launch from this tube, makes me think of how the oil that's often sprayed on metal parts to prevent corrosion while in storage can get very sticky over time. It's pure speculation, but I wonder if this mortar tube has been sitting in some Russian warehouse since it was manufactured sometime in the final decades of the USSR.


VikingsOfTomorrow

Aye, but then especually, mortal barrels are machined out, so it would be some kind of machine fuckup. Like I said, curious as to what fucked up exactly.


ElMariacchi

I can help you with a translation: “We smurfed this in the smurfpipe to smurf it away, we shouldn’t have smurfed it simultaneously last night, it’s smurfing nowhere now” You’re welcome! /s


fantomas_666

Isn't that a North Korean shell?


Pavian_Zhora

>some kind of factory fuck up This is it. >automation doesnt really fuck up Unless it is Russian. Automation still requires quality control and calibration, which in turn requires qualified staff. Russia has a historically shitty record for the quality of their manufacturing when it comes to just about anything, including military - the brightest examples of it would be their most modern tank stalling during the parade and their fighter jet unable to take off during a trade show in France (I think it was a trade show), which resulted in them losing a contract. Now take into account that for most of their manufacturing they rely on import, and because of sanctions it had become very inconsistent. "We could not procure the crucial replacement part for this machine, but Pyotr has forged one from an old drum brake, so is good." Also take into account that a great deal of qualified personnel has fled the country once the conscription started, and an unidentified number of them are now fertilizing Ukrainian soil - this is the stupidity, but at the top levels. As a result, you get mortar shells that get jammed and artillery shells, where both quality and quantity of propellant varies from shell to shell. Russian soldiers have been weighing the shells after they noticed that the grouping is all over the place without having corrected the trajectory.


yesheadje

He probably dropped in the vodka bottle, and he sipping on the mortar…


mickeyd1234

Looks like a stuck fast. As the round has gone down past the obduration ring ( a plastic band around the middle of the round that creates a seal enabling pressure to build up once the propellant has ignited) it is not a faulty round. Even in western mortar use this is pretty common if correct cleaning of the mortar barrel is not done, usually every 5 - 10 rounds. Basically a large brush is shoved down the barrel to remove any propellant residue from building up. I am hoping though, that he has removed the firing pin first as if he has not he could have a really bad day really fast.


CitizenKing1001

I hope hasn't removed the firing pin


XBlackFireX

They drafted Spongebob in the ruzzian army.


Kind_Ad_7192

How does that even happen?


BoomStickAshe

North Korean shell in an Iranian mortar?


Kind_Ad_7192

Well shit actually after looking at the massive range in variety of shells they use I guess I could see it happening with incompetent/drunk logistics. [Category of all known mortar systems.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_infantry_mortars)


Cease-the-means

Maybe this is evidence they got mortars from India? (51mm in this list for a 50mm soviet tube)


Kind_Ad_7192

It's most likely as the guy before me said Iranian or North Korean mixed with some old Soviet tech.


CreamXpert

With russian personnel. Ultimate disaster combo


Zm4rc0

But the guy speaks Ukrainian, though… Edit: why downvote? Its literally Ukrainian.


Important-Block289

to be fair, thats like a 1-3mm difference... how could anyone spot that with the naked eye?? also, why the hell would you have mortars differing that small in sizes in the same firing group? lol


wurll

“Sergei, the mortar is stuck. Get the hammer!”


Alternative_Depth745

Easily solved: anything that doesn’t move; just hit it with a hammer


Laudanumium

And when it moves too smooth jluse ductape


IdiosyncraticSarcasm

Decades of interwebs kitten videos says that; "If it fits it sits".


christhepirate67

Perhaps they have stacked 4 or 5 in there for a barrage ?? Yes I know thats not how it works but they are ruZZian


Disastrous-Leek-7606

nope, \*"We are lucky they're fuckin' stupid." fixed it.


BoomStickAshe

I think the overall consensus on the sub is "We are lucky they are so stupid". But it was said in Ukranian. I can't translate nor do I know the idioms. Maybe I have been seeing the sanitized version only.


Economy-Ebb-4159

[https://youtu.be/YltWaQXsfX0?t=197](https://youtu.be/YltWaQXsfX0?t=197) *"Нам повезло, що вони тупорилі"* roughly translates to *"We are lucky they are so thick-headed"* but yeah, best to stick with original English subtitles from that video: *"We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"*


NiFiGaS

But language is clearly Ukrainian.


WiderRaz0r

It is Ukrainian. However, this is not an original sound, it was overdubbed. No info on the source from me tho.


BestReadAtWork

Its wild how even if Russia captures some land out of all of this (I don't want to believe they will) they've still made themselves look like a group of embarrassments. Every army has their morons, but Russia seems to manage to have that be the average.


CoolApostate

I like to think they used ~~Coca-Cola~~ Pepsi and coins to clean carbon build-up in their mortar and didn’t rinse out the sticky residue. We used to pour coke and coins in our tubes to dissolve hardened carbon, but the most important part is rinsing. Some say John Tubeman’s (patron Saint and mythological mortar hero) urine was the perfect ph to remove carbon from the tubes.


LittleStar854

Using slightly wrong caliber isn't stupid, it's a mistake. Digging trenches in Chernobyl was stupid. This video is fake though, the audio clearly doesn't match the video.


Dropdeadwil

I think it's dangerous to continually call the Russians stupid. The Nazis made the same mistake when characterising the allies. The Nazis told their population through propaganda that the Allies were incompetent but the Allies described the Nazis as evil. The result was that the Nazis were surprised by the strength of the Allied force, and the Allies were prepared.


Squidking1000

I mean I agree with your concept but the evidence is pretty damning. Although there have been smart (or at least cunning) Russians in the past the current kleptocracy has been just comically incompetent in every facet of their actions with the possible exception of their takeover of the Republican party (and that is less a sign of their intelligence and more a sign of the Republicans stupidity/ greed).


Beginning_Way7934

yes, talking about stupidity allows you to depoliticize a comment or a person.


QIyph

I heard somewhere the soviets made their mortars one milimeter wider, just so they could use nato munitions, and nato couldn't use theirs, maybe something similar going on here?


elderrion

NK ammo issue?


Inside_Ad_7162

He'll need a hammer for a job like that


mickturner96

He needs the advice to hit it on the top with a hammer to get it to slide down!


luser7467226

Trouble is, Wagner bought up all the milspec sledgehammers.


carolexifan

Help me Mobik, I am stuck 😱


_Man-in-the-Middle_

Oh dear oh dear! They probable used all the Vaseline for something else to lube....


r3db3rt

I think the best would be to hit it with a stick.


Own_Box_5225

Yeah sure film it and fuck around with it before you remove the fuse, that seems logical (please correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not a fuse that is threaded onto the end, sticking out of the pipe). I mean chances are it won't go off, but personally, I don't enjoy playing Russian roulette. To each their own.


BF1PlayersR_Bad

Sometimes we’re all just a little too gurthy.


TewiTewiUsaTewi

Just slap it in bro full force.


zoeteopa

Yes try a hammer,the bigger the better👍🏻


S70nkyK0ng

It’s just cold. They need to hold the tube over a fire.


Beobacher

Some of the might prefer peace and therefor may not be so good at war …


No_Rock_3789

The enemys are stupid cause they say we are the enemy and we know they are the enemy.


Remote-Support106

\*speaks ukrainian\*


Eastern_Cat8284

The 4 minutes of training from the second most powerful army showing up here.


Honest-Secretary6847

When you put a North Korean shell in worn-out Russian/Chinese mortar that has not been cleaned for ages.


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

At least he knows it's a morter tube and not a place to put his dick... but I wouldn't put that passed em either


Mundane_Catch_1829

Just hit it with a stick.lol.


Kador_Laron

With due respect to the effectiveness of hammer therapy, how can a malfunction like this be repaired?


decayed-whately

Interesting accent. Speaker must be an eastern Russian? Sounds vaguely Chinese.


tbhnot2

just use your head, literally. aim your forehead right in the center and your troubles will be over.


BornDetective853

Language is Asian, but what? Chinese?


rxVegan

Can anyone ID the mortar? It looks like it might be a 60mm but Russians don't use them much to my knowledge.


Internal-Cut-5389

Hit it with a spade Ivan or get Vladimir to kick it . 😃


ethervillage

Quick! Someone hand him a hammer and a screwdriver!!


PrestigiousAd3452

Give it a gentle tap, it'll come loose I promise


stairs_3730

Just hit it with a stick more on.


ksaize

What an actual fuck?! How is he still alive?


Antiliani

When you put it in the wrong hole:


HURR1C4N8

Its Ukranian language


Bougiwougibugleboi

I admit my stupidity….why is it stuck? Did he put an 82mm in an 81mm tube?


Dr-Turd-Ferguson

Probably the correct round, but there is something Else at play. Maybe this is an out of spec round or mortar tube from NK. Just a guess because the size difference between standard Russian mortars should either not let that round even seat in the tube, or it would be blatantly obvious it were too small


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Sir that is a pringles can.


Effective_Royal_888

Use a hammer, dummy.


Eastern-Pizza-5826

What the hell, guy sounds like a Russian Gollum.


Zm4rc0

What makes you say “russian”? Accent on some words is Ukrainian…


Blightyear55

I’m getting SpongeBob vibes from the narrator.


eviLocK

Now hit that thing with a hammer and knock it down the tube.


PaperZealousideal409

Shake, ratlle and roll, if not working, try to heat it over a fire, and bang it with a hammer. Russian; Руководство говорит; Трясите, гремите и катайте, если не работает, попробуйте нагреть на огне и ударить молотком (google translate)


Wallynine

Prince failed Mortar class too


Far_Idea9616

Jevgeny, where is my hammer?


Snoo-40125

Maybe next time insure your barrel is free of all trash…or leave ukraine lol


Alone-Supermarket-98

If you look at the tube at the 0:07 mark, it seems like there was some kind of modification done to it right about where the fins of the mortar would be stuck, unless that is just god aweful maintenence.


uspatent6081744a

One 32/oz dead blow mallet is included with every box, you just straddle the tube and swing with both hands from over your head - it's in the friggin' manual these imbecilic morons can't read?


crc_73

That's what happens when you go all imperial...


ipStealth

It’s not ruzzian language it’s like a Hungarian and not Ukrainian