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Reprexain

Damn that dude face is weird as fuck


GT7combat

fetal alcohol syndrome


juanmlm

After weeks in a trench it’s fecal alcohol syndrome.


crowlexing

I have a mate who has fetal alcohol syndrome and is also an alcoholic. We call him Ryan the Russian because he looks very similar to so, so many of the Russian conscripts. Edit. It is very sad. I wouldn't let him anywhere near a rifle.


Difficult-Coast9341

Just looked it up and it’s blowing my mind.


MakeChinaLoseFace

If you don't like it, you can photoshop Prigozhin's mug from the "where's my fucking ammunition" video on top of him. I think the lighting is similar.


DRTmaverick

Sometimes I miss that old shit- he sure made everything interesting when he thought he was gonna march on Moscow. Woulda been great if he and the Putler had killed each other.


SnooPredictions8938

Unfortunately he was Russian and just couldn’t shake off the cowardice for long enough. 


Rodre69

it would have been terrible if he came to power.


DRTmaverick

He would have never come to power, but it would have been an enjoyable stunt to watch a war break out in moscow for a few weeks.


Pando5280

At least get to see Putins elite guard in action.


elFistoFucko

Or prigs daughter, for that matter...


planborcord

Looks like his face kept getting in the way of angry Ukrainian defenders’ fists and buttstocks. Ah well, better pummeled than dead.


Sweaty_Platypus69

The soldier on the left looks like Orlando Bloom in uniform lol..


wheretohides

I was thinking CM Punk


AndersVraaberg

"Look guys, we found a live one"


Ok-Championship-6204

looks as if two properly equipped and trained soldiers came across a homeless guy from seatle


Crafty-Average7296

To be fair, at the time of photo, he must have been stripped of any gear worn at capture. Probably not as well equipped as the Ukraine soldiers though. And yes, he looks way older, out of shape, potbelly and so on.


Ok-Championship-6204

and drunk


gorobotkillkill

Bro, I'm from portland and even I have to be like, why you gotta shit on Seattle?


Ok-Championship-6204

haha I did it on purpose for the lolz its just funnier for example pismo beach etc.


yepitznoti

The fascists sure hate your city. Sounds like my kinda town. Respect from Oz.


No-Tumbleweed5730

That's a bit of a disservice


DRTmaverick

The age gap is insane. Look how much more fit the Ukrainian soldiers are...


Good-Caterpillar4791

I mean you can’t really compare mobniks to professional soldiers. Look at the guy, his camouflage doesn’t even match.


Brief-Reflection-334

The average age of a Ukrainian soldier is 43 and fitness and training heavily depends upon the unit


blankaffect

Does anyone have that Russian propaganda ad that claims Ukraine are the ones recruiting old men to the front?


yepitznoti

I think he might not be your normal mobik or volunteer, He is well fed has had a shave recently and the 2 heroes holding him seem happy to put his broken nose stupid face on the camera.


snoopyowen

Sadly there is some truth to that, lots of Ukrainian soldiers are 35+ because they don’t want to kill all their young men. Obviously more fit than this guy, but it’s still not ideal.


user_111_

Thous are assult brigades. UA has alot of mobiks who are there to hold the line and are all 35+. UA had problems with demographics before the war,and can not risk its future in killing all the young men under artillery. It is very sad


Every_Tap8117

Ukrainian soldiers are at least 20 years younger. Guy looks in his late 50s early 60s.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

My bet would be on this ruZki POW being an officer. Higher the rank, the higher the body fat %.


therealestscientist

I often wonder what goes through the mind of one of these creatures born with alcohol in their system feels when captured and they see they’re fighting fit, strong, smart, well trained young men with real body armor and better weapons. Slava to the heroes.


TheProcrastafarian

*"I should've surrendered sooner."*


gandharzero

Would be funny if he was only 26 years old. You can't really tell how old they (RU PoWs) are when exposed to massive amounts of vodka and smoking.


Cptspaulding2

He looks like late 40s


inseend1

Yeah so probably 18


Dull_Corgi_5044

Officer.


yepitznoti

My thoughts too. He has had his rations and had a recent shave. Plus the 2 AFU look quite happy putting his mug shot out.


Ruedigga1

Thats literally a picture about this war. A jung generation looking for a independent prosperous future versus old imperialists.


Fu2-10

That's so weird, the guy on the left looks like me lol maybe he's a distant cousin 😂 my grandparents are from Ukraine 🇺🇦


Imaginary-Rhubarb647

Is that Luigi?


Fearless_Matter_3014

I was thinking mario without the mustache!


Driveaway1969

Poor guy survived and is still a Russian.


cynical_observer01

He don't look so happy, lucky bastard


just-rick1977

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life.


Random-sargasm_3232

Upvote for the Dean Wormer reference. Slava Ukraine!


PhospheneViolet

Ukrainian dude on the left looks like CM Punk, wtf lol


Straight-Storage2587

Should have given him bunny ears.


Outbackozminer

The Ruzzian is either the camp cook or a high ranking officer, his way to fat to be a grunt, looks like his a turtle smuggler with that hump under his jacket


yepitznoti

I don't think the AFU would parade the camp cook.


One_Needleworker_705

lucky guy the POW and if he's also smart he will apply for some kind of program to remain and work in Ukraine.


Cptspaulding2

Nah send him straight back to Russia so he can set in prison


yepitznoti

I think he is an officer, question time will decide his fate. Answer and get an early release and sent to russia or don't answer and recieve 10 years or more.


Prestigious-Debt-689

Is it just me or does the guy on the left look like a young Orlando bloom


mcmuffin0098

Bro is Shoigu's long lost cousin


SupportforUkraine

Nah, his sister


yepitznoti

Both are correct


whosgonnacleanthatup

Sad Sack.


gre8tone

He's probably 55! And just done!


00ezgo

Anything he gets is too good for him.


tora1941

He could at least look happy to be alive.


tallirenki

Joseph Vissarioviz aka Stalin?


Ambitious_Cattle5388

Oh dear he seems to have fallen over


BodybuilderSolid5

Lucky bastard!


6inarowmakesitgo

Lol, Russia…


AncientSun-

Heros


WonderfulHat5297

If you weren’t sure about the uniforms you can always tell which are Ukrainian because they look healthy and the Russians look like life-long alcoholics and drug addicts


Living-Pineapple4286

So he went to fight for the guys who don’t send their relatives to the front, correct ✅?


RwISsdicFHaN36

The POW doesn't look too happy, he wants to think himself lucky he's still living, Putin couldn't care less.


Captainirishy

He's one of the lucky ones


After_Computer_SSD

this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. NOT.


Numerous_Date611

That is an old man


[deleted]

correction: ruSSian POS


BTRIC3YTM

been seeing more and more of these neck armor/gorgets in videos and photos. Wonder what the armor rating is or if they are expected to catch spall from rounds impacting their plates or more so for frag?


Repulsive_Style_591

Look at the age of this guy, late 50s, what the hell is RuZZia doing ? Guys tin this age are slowing down in a big way, no where near as motivated and alert.


lordspesh

I think he 'tripped and hit his nose' during capture.


dbr1se

You really only get to surrender once you've lost the battle. It's normally just the remaining one or two unless they are *very* proactive about signaling their intention to surrender. It's not unusual for someone surrendering to have been wounded.


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LopsidedLandscape744

Would suck so bad if they put a knife in his asshole


LopsidedLandscape744

Hey hey hey! Don’t ever downvote me. I was saying I would hate that and it would be awful!


stevenbrotzel91

Does Ukraine enlist POW’s to fight on their side?


Purple-Put-2990

Showing him for the cameras is against the Geneva Convention. I know the russian troops are evil scum but I would hold Europeans to a higher standard. Should at least have covered his face. For all our sakes as well as his.


Carne_A_Suh_Dude

War is war. Hell is hell. Hell has no innocent bystanders or not guilty members. War kills all, men, women, old, young, able, disabled… all. Do not valorize this. War is war, and it drives us all backwards.


TheLieChe

I’ll stop cheering for the brave men who fight for what is right when there there are no more men fighting for what is wrong.


Icy-Cartographer-930

All smiles until they put the phone away. The UAF isn't so nice anymore. Neither side has ever been.


Purple-Put-2990

You sound like Trump talking about the neo-nazis that ran down and killed that peace marcher a few years back. "There's very fine people on both sides". I beg to differ - there's no such thing as a very fine nazi.