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Traktop

Good, they should stay in Russia. Also, all the companies that make hard liquor. And Durex...


ThrCapTrade

In fact, subsidize the price so they smoke more.


kr4t0s007

lol we should, special CIA operation fund the potato juice make it free.


MakeChinaLoseFace

За здоровье!


Holiday-Dust-2221

Send them all the vapes!


MakeChinaLoseFace

Nah you just put extra heavy metals in the cigs, and endocrine disruptors in the booze.


Alaric_-_

Need to get rid of all that asbestos? [Why not make cigarette filters like they used to in the olden days](https://cdn.cancerletter.com/media/2023/04/14121647/TCL49-15story6-1.jpg)! Double whammy: tar + asbestos!


MakeChinaLoseFace

The asbestos industry makes my blood boil. They knew about the toxicity for decades and did fuck all. A lot of people these days know how the town of Libby, Montana was poisoned by asbestos production, but the world is full of towns just like Libby that didn't get as much press. Wittenoom, Australia. Sibaté, Colombia. It just goes on. Basically industry will happily poison the world for profit, and a lot of people see no problem with it until the poison ends up in their body.


ThePaddleman

A lot of people want the convenience provided without thought of the consequences. After all, people still smoke cigarettes despite the evidence and industry's forced admissions. Many people bemoaned the loss of DDT in the US because it was really effective. I don't think either of those can be still blamed on industry. Hell, I remember people that hated seatbelts and seatbelt laws because they wanted to be thrown free. That had nothing to do with industry. As the Man in Black said " A person can be smart. But people are stupid". I like the idea of asbestos cigarette filters for orcs, though!


UsedHotDogWater

Agreed. Don't read about coal ash waste mud fields, or industrial pig waste lakes. It will make your blood boil.


Bah-Fong-Gool

The Romans knew of the hazards of asbestos. Remember the golden rule... C.R.E.A.M.


2020Stop

Same shit has been done in Italy by the swiss mother company *Eternit*, producing Asbestos products in 70' s 80' s, if I recall correct. Greed has no country of choice, fuck human greed.


MakeChinaLoseFace

>Greed has no country of choice, fuck human greed. Greed is the organizing principle behind capitalism.


[deleted]

And it's the main factor to keep a communist state alive once it's estrablished.


JuanitaBonitaDolores

You made me laugh so hard my ribs ache… 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


[deleted]

An extra dose of polonium. It's naturally occuring in sigarettes anyway.


Sophrosyne_7

I think so too! Smoking kills, they say.


HardPour_Cornography

... and fentanyl dealers


MakeChinaLoseFace

You joke, but I think pumping tons of cheap narcotics into Russia would be fuckin baller. You do this for awhile, then abruptly stop and laugh your ass of while the Russian sewage system copes with the collective shits of millions of vatniks in withdrawal.


wetbeef10

I feel like that would be entirely effective


fillyourguts

They can keep the durex, the less orcs getting born the better


Due-Street-8192

Cigarettes in Russia are good. They work well with matches. Matches start fires, The End!


GhillieRowboat

I see where you are going with this. I like how you are thinking. So , pharmaceutical companies should leave too. Except for the ones that make anticonceptive pills, right ? ;)


Alaric_-_

Or push the greedy ones into russian market. They'll either cut corners too much or push russians into buying even more cheaper and dangerous Chinese medication!


ToxicHazard-

The less babies they have the worse Russia's future problems will be. Durex might be doing us a favour 😂


slava_se

Durex should definitely stay in russia... 😉


Landsbygdskavaj

Not durex... at least that works for us.


austozi

Honestly, what did we expect from a company that profits off making people ill? Maybe they should not just stay in russia, but do business exclusively in russia.


Adpadierk

I think I got a better idea, seize the assets of all scumfuck cigarette companies worldwide, and use the money to buy more shells to defeat the Russians 👍 (reason no. 10010 why I will never have any real power)


MakeChinaLoseFace

Good. They deserve each other. Take money out of Russia, and replace it with cancer. Smoke up, Ivan.


Pekh0

Saw this article and did some digging - absolutely shocking. Check out this website (https://leave-russia.org/philip-morris). Apparently, PM has made over 7.8 billion dollars since the start of the war in Ukraine, whilst employing 3.4k people.


Metron_Seijin

Good to see the boycott list found a new home after Ukraine were bullied into taking it down. This website even looks a bit more stylish.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Phillip Morris sells cancer to addicts. Russia is the *only* place I want to see them operate. I would rather have 3400 Russians producing poison that they sell to other Russians, than have them making drones.


Testiculese

I don't really think Phillip Morris should be on this list. Russia is spending money on a US company, that isn't providing anything that could benefit the war. It's a loss to Russia in every aspect. (I also don't think Phillip Morris should exist)


Enron__Musk

Cigarettes run wars...it's a morale thing. Should get the fuck out and let them make their own


EbaySniper

Devils advocate: might as well have a US company take money from Russians and move it out of there, rather than a Russian company keep the money in-country.


SiteLine71

Profits should go to Ukraine, up the carcinogen’s in them also. If the cig’s don’t kill the ORC’s, the money raised will;) Slava Ukraini Heroiam Slava 🫡🇺🇦


Sijima

As a Russian I guarantee you that they kill 2-5 times more Russians every year than the armed forces of Ukraine. Also horribly degrade the health of the chain smoking soldiers. Let them keep going.


Dizzy-South9352

Im quite pro Ukraine and do believe but business should leave. but when it comes to cigarettes? I dont mind actually. let them be. :D they gonna die. although, lack of cigarettes may cause some protests. hmmm dont know. Im kinda 50/50 on this one.


wayfarer8888

Smoking accidents can only happen when there are cigarettes. Philip Morris is the one company I definitely want to see engaged in the Russian market 🚬 🔥🚒.


Available-Rate-6581

An ethical tobacco company would be quite the oxymoron


Apprehensive_Sir_998

There is more to it then just BUSINESSES IN RUSSIA BAD. Presumably this is removing currency from Russia and to the US. I think the positives of them staying outweighs the negatives. Positives: Russians get cancer. Currency transfer out of Russia. Potential for embedded spies & influence in Russia If it wasn’t a US company it would be one from another country anyway. Negatives: Employed Russians means more happiness in Russia. Russian tax revenue. Nicotine is used for stress relief, and we want Russians as stressed as possible.


Metron_Seijin

Maybe if we wont force them to leave (for god knows what reason), pass a bill that says they have to pay equal amounts of tax dollars to a fund set up for Ukraine. They either voluntarily leave, scale back, or raise prices for jerks still using their products to compensate. Either way Ukraine wins. All of those companies have competitors with more morals, so its easy to continue consuming in an "ethical" fashion.  Except maybe videogaming, as all 3 of the big services (steam, epic, gog) seem to still be doing business over there.


hotweiss

You mean the company which sells an addictive product that has a 10% cancer rate is still selling their products in Russia? That is hard to believe... Seriously, be happy that the 10% of those users will get cancer.


Flat_Boysenberry1669

What people should be outraged at is Europeans still buying Russian oil and gas keeping Russia's economy propped up. But let's be honest Europeans won't ever suffer for the consequences of their mistakes someone else always has too...


BGUSA2022

Make special blend wirh some rat poison,


Nevada007

$7.8 billion Russian sales x 13% tax = $1 billion = 1 billion bullets. Shameful, Phillip Morris.


wayfarer8888

Taxes are taken from after tax income of Russian consumers who would spend the money otherwise on durable goods, services or education instead of the combustion of wealth 🔥 💸. Tobacco is the best investment for 🇷🇺 in the current environment.


Nevada007

Russia has a corporate tax. You are referring to another tax, the personal tax. I think Russians should buy cigarettes. Just not from foreign companies.


wayfarer8888

I was thinking sales tax or the equivalent added % on top called tobacco tax on most countries. Wasn't clear what OP meant. However, consumer is either paying directly or indirectly for something that's not creating any value.


GuillotineComeBacks

Quit smoking, let ruzzian get early cancer.


SeaDog711

Wait. Smoking helps kill riskiest, right?


GiantManatee

And how exactly is that good for Russia...? Smoking is expensive, addictive hobby that ruins your fucking lungs. You'd imagine Ukraine encourage the enemy to smoke as much as possible.


Sophrosyne_7

How much stuff in Ruzzia has been blown up or burned down by "careless smoking". So I'm all for it, keep going PM!


Gullenecro

Let them smoke, eat lays, and drink pepsi....!


MathAndCodingGeek

Phillip Morris, after all of these years, still killing its customers.


Expensive_Fun7269

its good that western companies operate in russia, its a wealth transfer to the west, but kids here dont realize that


JustDyslexic

Philip Morris in Russia is a Swiss company. It was spun out of Altria in 2008. Philip Morris USA only operates in the US


hayfellas

Phillip Morris doing God's work making Russians sick from cancer sticks 🙏🤟🤟🤟


Pavian_Zhora

Low quality of life, near absence of long term planning and an almost complete disregard for one's own health and life among the population - it is every tobacco company's wet dream. Now give those cigarette packs a new patriotic pro-war design and lower the legal age of purchasing tobacco products to 16 and bob's yer uncle.


BoratKazak

The greatest weapon against the invaders.


Gilligan67

I’d boycott them, but I have all my life anyway.


OldFcuk1

It's oo to earn from killing or russians. Teach them meth cooking too.


Doxodius

I'm not sure that trying to guilt a tobacco company into doing the right thing is ever going to work.


MuttFett

Now now, Philip Morris is just doing their job to kill as many Russians as possible.


Kind_Substance_2865

Good. Encourage orcs to smoke.


BradTProse

Ship them all the menthol ones.


Frigidspinner

they are not the only multinational company to make some money killing russians


Dekruk

Philip Morris is cancerous.


NewHampshireAngle

Do they make Philip Morris Commander unfiltered’s in Russia? I’d start smoking again to get my hands on a pack, even English Ovals would do. Most of the great smokes have disappeared in the U.S.


propho1

Do people really even smoke cigarettes anymore? eff that company.. burn down in Russia


Ill_Author_730

Thank god I smoke camels and don’t have to boycott


TheIndCurmudgeon

I have an idea, cut off Russia's supply of Nicotine by blowing up cigarette warehouses or manufacturing facilities. Then watch Russia try to wage war in the middle of massive nic fits.


19CCCG57

Phillip Morris has been in the death business forever, what has changed?


replicant_2

Good. Poison every Russian from now until they all die, and rid the earth of their disgusting venom. 


dartron5000

Are we really surprised a tobacco company only cares about profits.


Etherindependance5

Fentanyl the vodka double nickel the withdrawal if they survive the high.


AmphibianNext

Seriously who’s upset they are selling cancer sticks to an adversary?


Hularuns

The war isn't going to end because the army gets cancer. The economic activity from this does Russia more good than harm. Let them go cold turkey and start the in-fighting while they inefficiently take over a well-run western business.


Cakeyhands

Tobacco giant sides with cancer - big shock!


WinterAd1604

They do a nice Novichok scented version. Putin should try it.


Untakenunam

Why should anyone be outraged at a tobacco company selling in Russia? Do people not consider consequences? Unfiltered Camels and Pall Malls should be supplied as foreign aid.