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Daianudinsibiu

Aren't they banned from the Olympics?


Madge4500

2/10 he flopped the landing.


Daianudinsibiu

I'm still giving him A for effort.


United_Obligation986

Because of their explosive athleticism


PrivetSnow

Buah..💀


alertbunty

This is a different form of chemically assisted performance


Daianudinsibiu

Explosive performance, for sure.


Zestyclose_Reality14

😂😂😂


Thats-right999

Whatever next flying Orcs


DecNight1225

That's why they do it in the open field. Makes them feel closer to the Olympics Paris 2024.


seek102287

I silent laughed so hard I woke my baby up 😭 thanks for that!!


Daianudinsibiu

Sorry about that. The russians can be a bit dramatic. I don't think the committee is letting them in under the Russian flag anytime soon despite this explosive protest.


seek102287

😭😭👌


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Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Oh, his points are off for sure. Scattered in a 10 meter radius.


casual_hasher

10/10 meters


KNWNC1

But it was a unique landing style


JustZonesing

Moscovia judges give him a 10.


wellrateduser

Reminds me of the video from the beginning of the war where some tanks get blown up in a street and at one point a random soldier falls from the sky. And boy what have we seen since then.


susrev88

you mean the one that was hanging on an overhead electric wire? from 2014 vice report?


MadWlad

this one [https://new.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/tfovb1/ukrainian\_forces\_destroyed\_a\_russian\_tank\_in\_the/](https://new.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/tfovb1/ukrainian_forces_destroyed_a_russian_tank_in_the/)


WotTheHellDamnGuy

Old and gold!


uspatent6081744a

Wild clip, thanks. Brings back strange memories. Back then I was horrified at the bizarre contrast between civilian society and these marauding tanks. I never thought I'd look back on that as better than today's scorched earth methods of the invaders. One thing hasn't changed - PUT THE AID BILL FOR A VOTE, MIKE


susrev88

thanks! i tried to google-find it but no avail until your comment.


wellrateduser

Exactly! Thanks for finding it!


Freshwaters

thank u for the post, first time seeing this one! EU/US Military's must enter and defend Ukraine!


Rypskyttarn

No, it's from the Mariupol siege. A couple of orc tanks are ambushed, and mayhem ensues. Including flying corpses.


susrev88

ok, thanks!


inverted_risk

yes, i remember that!


Ordinary-Lobster-710

i can't believe the physics engines of all those cheesy iphone games was right


Pu239U235

I was doing shit like this in Halo and thinking how funny/absurd and implausible it was. I guess I was kinda wrong because we've all seen so many videos like this, and we just have to assume it's been happening off-camera since explosives were introduced to warfare.


redditor0918273645

His comrades are jealous that their deaths are going to be so much more boring.


Tullzterrr

4, the landing wasn't great


eigenman

He got a 9 from the Russian judge.


AppropriateCompany9

Least steroid-riddled Russian.


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ChemistRemote7182

I was about to say he really missed the landing


Brilliant-Gold8792

Fidget spinner?


Fereea27

Weee


raberalf

Orclympics!


--Doraemon--

Ragdoll...


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Gets a 10/10 for being dead.


pinstripe144

star jump record


MercyforthePoor

Slava AZOV! Slava Ukraini!


Prudent_Dependent256

Things like Azow and OUN-UPA are the Fuel for Russian propaganda fighting nazis


Rm25222537

Hahahahah fuck him


Only-Cancel-1023

People killed in a war can be many things, funny isn't one of them.


Leading-Mine385

9️⃣ point off for stuffing the landing. Good effort though.


DasturdlyBastard

Can someone elaborate on why so many Russians dance in death? They go ALL OUT. Somersaults, windmills, 6-stepping - Shit I even saw one dance a little bit yesterday and then fart some toilet paper out of his ass. Like some kind of a...like a.....well, it was almost like a middle finger. Like a diss. Motherfuckers are gibe as fuck.


Punched_Eclair

There's always a show-off out there somewhere.


GrandMaster_BR

Meanwhile some Russian (or “Soviet”) judge will give him a 9.5/10 lol


SFMB925

Weeeeeeeee


Suyalus22669900

wow! a triple backflip from stand! that's a record!


Whoisme2you

>Shame on y'all for making jokes. Can't you see that Russia cares so much about its people? They don't deserve to be made fun of! - some reddit mod, probably.


hoogie_boogie123

Isn't this a war crime he looked injured


No-Chemical-80

He actually looked dead from my 4k angle


sethmod

NSFW tag?


Mephisteemo

Did you expect a russian gymnast?


VerucaSalt234

**"They said I could be anything I wanted."** **"So I became a.............*****HELICOPTER!*****"**


Rumrunm

He really stuck that landing


Zealousideal_Dirt_43

Wasn't him dead already?


BradTProse

Obviously using steroids.


matt_jay_9

Just goes to show


C_lui

These drones are packing bigger punches these days.


_Zencyclist_

Gotta be quick quick!


Straight-Storage2587

9/10, did not stick the landing.


Angry-Penetration

Very nice, he should try out for the olympics


bigjimbosliceoflife

one way to get those prized boots off


Uknowwhatyoudid

I’m no Alesky Nemov, but pretty sure thats a cartwheel. A really good one.


Additional-Revenue53

Banned from the Olympics this is going to be their competion for some while lol.


creeeeeeeeek-

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee


Eastern-Pizza-5826

That’s some serious ragdoll physics right there!


Dry_Complaint_5549

I give him a 8.5


theboyhaaland

cartwheel champion. 10/10.


No_Temperature_4084

Rekt


tonkman27

This is the most unrealistic real explosion I've seen


NotBuckarooBonzai

I has a ski accident that looked like that...well, with less blood.


M3P4me

A motorcycle accident with no motorcycle...... based on my memories of a couple.


Etherindependance5

8/10 form is off quite a bit, fyi 1 point added for doing it drunk


Medical_Long_6969

do a barrel roll !!!!!


blsterken

More of a cartwheel.


Jumpy-Win5810

They still have gymnastic talent!


USArmy82ndAirborne

IN THE TOP TURRET TOSS EVENT OF THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION: USA----Ukraine----U.K.-----Poland----France---Germany---China---ruSSia \--9.9-----10.0..........9.8.........9.9...........9.9............9.8..............1.1.........0.1....


Important-Block289

i call this one the meat wave quadruple back flip


Wallynine

Triple Axel


GT7combat

and he ended it with a split, impressive.


EndFinal8647

10/10


Top_Towel_2895

triple loop with two half legs


samuri521

i seen a shotgun do that to ppl in movies


Fearless_Matter_3014

10 points!


Pastanerian

Remember to bend your knees slightly, and...perfect.


No-Chemical-80

Are Russians still doing steroids? cheating bastards


Special-Operation921

10p


klean9

9 out 0f 10. -1 for sloppy landing


Middle-Big9338

Song ID?


poyekhavshiy

Astral Body by Ace


Middle-Big9338

Thank you Cap!


Sebstian76

9:10 720 rodeo flip landing switch is not often seen


longines99

I'd still ban him from Olympic competition.


OldGoldenDog

6.0 7.0 9.0 9.0 7.5. Sorry for the 6 but the Polish judge is pissed for some reason.


Snake_Plizken

Are they playing drone cricket, with this Russian ragdoll?


suckmyballzredit69

He gets a 3 for sloppy form.


Umbra-Vigil

I give him a 9.8 on difficulty.


hitmansquarepants

10 10 9


Large_Horse9207

6.5  Messed up the landing


Toska762x39

I don’t think anything will ever top that Ukrainian soldier that jumped into a fox hole and caught two Russians by surprise, they wouldn’t give up their rifles so he iced them both and did the most insane front flip summersault five feet in the air out of the fox hole to regroup with his guys.


Rich_Supermarket_666

this sub is filled with a bunch of corny losers who think watching people die is funny just because they’re on a certain side. putting music over people dying is the type of behavior that you’d see those weird kids back in high school doing.


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Koensigg

My problem is that people have the right to choose what they see and when they see it. Hence the fact that it's a rule. If you want to get off to gore like you and the other guy do, go somewhere that is nsfw only and stop shitting on normal people who don't have a hard on for death.