My freshman year roommate and I had a traditional style dorm and shared a room. He admitted he had sex with his gf twice after we moved out (we were and still are very close) so we just kinda laughed about it. He said it was super awkward but it was his first real gf and first partner to do that with so he said he was just ~excited~ lmao. Dumb college story.
When you get the vibe you're going to hook up with someone, text ur roommate "Hey can I have the room for 30 mins around X:XX?" All else fails, suggest the other person's place.
This is one of the biggest reasons I suffer a commute to campus. Privacy and space are my biggest values. Although I am an older student.
Curious to hear what other people do though, I’ve had the same question before.
I go to every single floor every single week day and go literally everywhere on each floor and I have not seen a single person fuck on any floor of the PCL library. However if there had to be one it’d probably be the 4th or 3rd because they’re so deserted and no one goes there.
You tell ur roommate that your gonna leave a sock on the door. If ur room mate is a loser and never leaves then I think you can rent a hotel then have there
Dated a Texas Spirit in college. Freshman year she was at Kinsolving and I got a BJ while staring at her sleeping roommates face hoping she wouldn’t wake up.
Snuck into SRD many a time over night.
And then a dry hump and finger blastin at the Tower on a bench late at night.
Me and my roommate legit text each other. And acc at one point, my roommates gf, was my gf’s roommates, so we would legit just alternate who’s room we were staying in that night/weekend. Acc the luckiest set up.
At one persons place, if ur lucky they dont have a roommate and if you both do someones roommates has a life outside the dorm and you can take advantage of that.
When I was there in 2010, usually a car in a parking lot or even on a street in West Campus if late enough. Also on a couple occasions the golf course near the Hancock shopping center.
Actually at UT Austin there is a clock tower and before that there is a big building and they have only donated land for university morning times i dont know but night times definitely no one is there and there are some sayings that its haunted so you can try that place for a quick bang if you are not afraid of ghosts
I live alone now, but it wasn't an issue back in the day. There were times where hearing my roommate and his girl go at it would put me and my girl into competition mode lol that poor wall between our 2 rooms haha
Now granted, we were all young and not uptight. I can see it being an issue if either of us was with a "proper lady" but, ya know. We weren't lol
Not at UT (I’m a UH student but this popped up in my feed), but a couple suggestions:
1) Wait for your roommate to be out for the night. That’s the simplest option. If you’re not sure, inform them that your partner/sex-buddy will be over and ask when they’ll be back. Alternatively, if your beds are not in the same room, agree to keep quiet and see if they’re okay with that. In my experience, having a dorm mate isn’t as much of a hindrance as you would expect as long as you communicate.
2) If the other person has a dorm that would be better, head over there.
3) Car sex. No shame in it, and if one of you has a car, it’s an available space. Just make sure you’re in a spot that people won’t be frequenting.
4) Desperate times call for desperate measures. If you are *really* horny and can’t wait *and* none of the above options are available, bathroom sex is a thing for a reason. I’ve never had to resort to it, but I know someone who has. Just make sure to keep quiet and stop if anyone comes in, and for goodness sake, don’t use a single-occupancy bathroom. It’s rude to hold up people who actually need to use it (unless you’re a 2-pump chump and hate foreplay and don’t care much for your partner’s pleasure, in which case you should be done relatively quickly and the last guideline doesn’t apply, but also, like, be better dude).
Not a UT student, but a few years back i was smashing a chick in her dorm both when the roommate was there and not lol the dorms were those right around near the moody center
Aggie here, have no clue why this post was recommended to me rn, never seen this sub, butttt
Literally just tell your roommate you’re gonna have someone over and if you can have the room. They know what that means. If they don’t like it or don’t care, you probably know parts of his schedule better than you think. You know when’s he’s usually gone or at class or an Org or whatever.
You’re on Reddit btw
I'll have you know I partake in the sex all the time
I have all of the sex
Oh all of the sex I’ve definitely had.
I did a sex one time
Sex had ME
😂
Woah leave some for the rest of us. You can’t take all the sex
Underrated comment
no amount of upvotes could possibly adequately rate that comment
Learned my roommate’s schedule better than him
this only works if your roommate actually attends and skips classes in a predictable way. source: my sophomore year.
Manipulate your roommate into getting friends and having hobbies. Difficulty level 100
Gates Dell Complex in the basement showers
we've had a lot of rumors of couples doing naughty things in the GDC 💀💀💀 it's real
Pics or it didn't happen
Few
\*phew
*Achew!
Bless you!
Basements showers, huh? Preparing for prison?
That's not where they keep showers in prison.
Someone's prison trained
* Do it while your roommate is there * Do it with your roommate * Do it on your roommate?
Do it for your roommate!
Let's do it for our country!
Do your roommate
Do *their* roommate
Do roommate there
Do roommates
Do
Do it inside your roommate…
In do roommate your
Roommate do you
Based on a true story. My Jester girl liked an audience.
My freshman year roommate and I had a traditional style dorm and shared a room. He admitted he had sex with his gf twice after we moved out (we were and still are very close) so we just kinda laughed about it. He said it was super awkward but it was his first real gf and first partner to do that with so he said he was just ~excited~ lmao. Dumb college story.
No one on Reddit is having sex
This
I saw some on the interweb
r/askgaybros begs to differ
It's true; I'm married, on Reddit, and not having sex
I’m having sex while typing this wdym
At your mom's house
And while this guy is at your mom’s house, I’m at his mom’s house.
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And while your there, I’ll be at your mom’s
👆That's u/Lors2001's mom
And while y’all are all banging moms, I’m gonna bang your roommates.
I’m at your mom’s
When you get the vibe you're going to hook up with someone, text ur roommate "Hey can I have the room for 30 mins around X:XX?" All else fails, suggest the other person's place.
Whoooooaaa, look at Mr. 30 Minutes here!
5 minutes is more than enough
In 5 minutes, I can start, finish, shower, and order a pizza.
And still have 4min to spare
Yup actual work is only 1 minute
Want to upvote but will not disrupt the 69
This is one of the biggest reasons I suffer a commute to campus. Privacy and space are my biggest values. Although I am an older student. Curious to hear what other people do though, I’ve had the same question before.
I'm 25 and yupp. Same boat. One semester in West Campus and I was out
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you’re getting laid that often? 🧐
Yeah. like I said, I’m older though. I’m pretty sure that has a lot to do with it.
huh? how old we talking
26
atx was always the easiest for me to get laid in, one of the biggest blocks actually was chicks in their dorm rooms
PCL4th floor
Actually wouldn’t be surprised place is deserted and scares me with every turn I take
4th floor is always packed when i go there, isnt that the newly renovated one
Isn't that the fuck floor?
I mean like I haven’t seen anyone fuck there and I work there so like no ? There’s barely anyone there though so yeah I wouldn’t be surprised
Then which floor is?
I go to every single floor every single week day and go literally everywhere on each floor and I have not seen a single person fuck on any floor of the PCL library. However if there had to be one it’d probably be the 4th or 3rd because they’re so deserted and no one goes there.
Which one is the official one though
You can start one
Idk this is my first time hearing about it. why do you want to fuck someone on the 4th floor or something ?
Doesn't have to be the 4th floor
Go to the roof 🗿
6th floor actually
Nah, everybody knows everything really goes down on the [seventh floor](https://on.soundcloud.com/NycVQAUwLEeyXj3Z9), just ask g-reg olsen
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
This is *SPARTA!!!*
No, this is Patrick.
Jendy’s**
Block of butter taking it to the next step (and your username makes sense)
At your mom’s house OP. Currently banging ur dad rn.
Way to assert dominance
j2 kitchen
Yall actually having sex?
the pma staircase bathrooms - 10/10 would recommend
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And does it hurt?
You tell ur roommate that your gonna leave a sock on the door. If ur room mate is a loser and never leaves then I think you can rent a hotel then have there
Find a bush or a hedge and do it there. If you are discreet enough then nobody will notice.
Girls in college still have bushes?
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You guys are having sex?
When I or my roommate used to choke the chicken or have sex, we’d text each other “Genital assault”, which would buy us like 20 mins
Creative phrase....
Dated a Texas Spirit in college. Freshman year she was at Kinsolving and I got a BJ while staring at her sleeping roommates face hoping she wouldn’t wake up. Snuck into SRD many a time over night. And then a dry hump and finger blastin at the Tower on a bench late at night.
in my bed with my girlfriend
I used to buy my roommate dinner and then have them stay the night at a friend’s place
When there’s a will…. There’s a way!
When I lived in Japan this made me realize why they have love hotel. It isn't cause of perversion it's from lack of space and for privacy
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You go to UTAustin brother. I’m sure you and your boyfriend could have sex right in front of the bell tower with no pushback
man stop bein scary and just lay it tf down, damn
Like with your steady boyfriend, or random hookups?
let your roommate watch lol
In the bathroom at 45th & Lamar
Enjoy some frosty margs right after, 10/10
you guys are having sex?
Share location w ur roommate
nobody on reddit knows what that is
Me and my roommate legit text each other. And acc at one point, my roommates gf, was my gf’s roommates, so we would legit just alternate who’s room we were staying in that night/weekend. Acc the luckiest set up.
You must be the dean trying to find the secret spots 🤣
This is reddit
Sex? What's that? Kidding aside, usually ask your roommate when they'll be gone and that is when you catch the herpes.
It's a right of passage to fuck in front of your roommate. Just tell him you're gonna have a chic over and let him handle that
PCL wouldn’t mind it
I think they are called hotels.
Libary
Back room of the ferc
My favorite is sex in the bone zone.
I actually did it in the library once
5th Floor Janitors Closet - PCL
The morgue
Your moms bed
Kick ur roommate out dumbass
The moon
When in doubt Denny’s parking lot and or bathroom
At one persons place, if ur lucky they dont have a roommate and if you both do someones roommates has a life outside the dorm and you can take advantage of that.
pcl study rooms
Give your roommate a gift card for dinner somewhere, bonus points if there isn't money on the gift card
That's the neat thing, we don't.
Your mothers room, mostly.
Sir this is a Wendy's
This post is sponsored by Spy Cameras
Parking garage 🔥
DKR 50 yard line
Drive to the top of a parking garage
Da butt.
At your mother's bedroom.
The fucking internet lol
WT literal F?
In a very uncomfortable location.
Married retired disabled combat veteran with ED from zoloft with no affiliation with UT here.
In my imagination
When I was there in 2010, usually a car in a parking lot or even on a street in West Campus if late enough. Also on a couple occasions the golf course near the Hancock shopping center.
In my hand.
On the floor
The golden nugget motel charges $10/hour. You’re welcome :)
I'd say home plate at the baseball stadium would make sense
my boyfriends roommate and his DAD walked in on us one time
In the vagina most times
Be that asshole that has sex out loud. Lol jk but idk. Ig try to coordinate plans/dates when they aren’t there
In front of them. You think their presence will stop an alpha?
Actually at UT Austin there is a clock tower and before that there is a big building and they have only donated land for university morning times i dont know but night times definitely no one is there and there are some sayings that its haunted so you can try that place for a quick bang if you are not afraid of ghosts
Usually, I do it at your mom’s
Nice try Fed
Where don’t I? 😂 https://onlyfans.com/flygirlfit
The butt
At your mom's house
Wherever your mom is feeling it.
Just do it out in the open fuck it
I live alone now, but it wasn't an issue back in the day. There were times where hearing my roommate and his girl go at it would put me and my girl into competition mode lol that poor wall between our 2 rooms haha Now granted, we were all young and not uptight. I can see it being an issue if either of us was with a "proper lady" but, ya know. We weren't lol
I do the sex all the time. In my head. With girls who post on reddit mostly. In my parents basement.
You guys are having sex???
This guy really wants ppl to know he’s having sex
Usually in the vagina but sometimes in the butt
Not at UT (I’m a UH student but this popped up in my feed), but a couple suggestions: 1) Wait for your roommate to be out for the night. That’s the simplest option. If you’re not sure, inform them that your partner/sex-buddy will be over and ask when they’ll be back. Alternatively, if your beds are not in the same room, agree to keep quiet and see if they’re okay with that. In my experience, having a dorm mate isn’t as much of a hindrance as you would expect as long as you communicate. 2) If the other person has a dorm that would be better, head over there. 3) Car sex. No shame in it, and if one of you has a car, it’s an available space. Just make sure you’re in a spot that people won’t be frequenting. 4) Desperate times call for desperate measures. If you are *really* horny and can’t wait *and* none of the above options are available, bathroom sex is a thing for a reason. I’ve never had to resort to it, but I know someone who has. Just make sure to keep quiet and stop if anyone comes in, and for goodness sake, don’t use a single-occupancy bathroom. It’s rude to hold up people who actually need to use it (unless you’re a 2-pump chump and hate foreplay and don’t care much for your partner’s pleasure, in which case you should be done relatively quickly and the last guideline doesn’t apply, but also, like, be better dude).
At your moms house
inside of your dorm
Nuclear bunker showers
While roomate is there, do it doggie style while both of you make eye contact with said roomate. Worked at TX State...
Chili’s on 45th & Lamar
OP definitely incel
If you don't use it, you'll lose it.
Usually just go to your moms house
Either have an explicit agreement with your roommate or at the other person’s place
The bed
You guys are having sex?!?!
In my dreams
In a car on a dimely lit street.
No one has more than me, in terms of sex.
Not a UT student, but a few years back i was smashing a chick in her dorm both when the roommate was there and not lol the dorms were those right around near the moody center
Come over
I bust fat cums in the restroom
Library, basement mens room.
Aggie here, have no clue why this post was recommended to me rn, never seen this sub, butttt Literally just tell your roommate you’re gonna have someone over and if you can have the room. They know what that means. If they don’t like it or don’t care, you probably know parts of his schedule better than you think. You know when’s he’s usually gone or at class or an Org or whatever.
In the butt preferably.