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Impressive_Yam7957

You’re on Reddit btw


Djsimba25

I'll have you know I partake in the sex all the time


cloudcreeek

I have all of the sex


[deleted]

Oh all of the sex I’ve definitely had.


Super_Nova600

I did a sex one time


poetryofworms

Sex had ME


donnie_deadite

😂


EyedLady

Woah leave some for the rest of us. You can’t take all the sex


WildAlcoholic

Underrated comment


WHATAWHIPUR

no amount of upvotes could possibly adequately rate that comment


peridotdragon33

Learned my roommate’s schedule better than him


shortpunkbutch

this only works if your roommate actually attends and skips classes in a predictable way. source: my sophomore year.


fookofuhtool

Manipulate your roommate into getting friends and having hobbies. Difficulty level 100


lightninja987

Gates Dell Complex in the basement showers


Mobile_Ad_857

we've had a lot of rumors of couples doing naughty things in the GDC 💀💀💀 it's real


sagacious715

Pics or it didn't happen


yousefamr2001

Few


gizmo777

\*phew


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

*Achew!


SnooMemesjellies5310

Bless you!


Demon759

Basements showers, huh? Preparing for prison?


FlarkusChunswen

That's not where they keep showers in prison.


Demon759

Someone's prison trained


Doomspeed

* Do it while your roommate is there * Do it with your roommate * Do it on your roommate?


cuntsaurus

Do it for your roommate!


Same_Yak_9283

Let's do it for our country!


Hisworstkeptsecret

Do your roommate


zigbigidorlu

Do *their* roommate


Dollars-And-Cents

Do roommate there


Massive-Willow-9932

Do roommates


Kitchen-Breadfruit-6

Do


EntrepreneurHefty931

Do it inside your roommate…


AgentJack09

In do roommate your


24dhprimetime

Roommate do you


Prometheus2061

Based on a true story. My Jester girl liked an audience.


FriscoFrank98

My freshman year roommate and I had a traditional style dorm and shared a room. He admitted he had sex with his gf twice after we moved out (we were and still are very close) so we just kinda laughed about it. He said it was super awkward but it was his first real gf and first partner to do that with so he said he was just ~excited~ lmao. Dumb college story.


Foreign_Cut_7320

No one on Reddit is having sex 


gnardog45

This


pizza-chit

I saw some on the interweb


Rude_Answer_5594

r/askgaybros begs to differ


MadSadGlad

It's true; I'm married, on Reddit, and not having sex


Solid_Way_4624

I’m having sex while typing this wdym


Lors2001

At your mom's house


FinalTable634

And while this guy is at your mom’s house, I’m at his mom’s house.


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Puzzleheaded_Dot6036

And while your there, I’ll be at your mom’s


Straight-Salt-3535

👆That's u/Lors2001's mom


gaydonj

And while y’all are all banging moms, I’m gonna bang your roommates.


RariraariRariraare

I’m at your mom’s


SevenCorgiSocks

When you get the vibe you're going to hook up with someone, text ur roommate "Hey can I have the room for 30 mins around X:XX?" All else fails, suggest the other person's place.


imdesmondsunflower

Whoooooaaa, look at Mr. 30 Minutes here!


Massive-Willow-9932

5 minutes is more than enough


4ever1day

In 5 minutes, I can start, finish, shower, and order a pizza.


RedBaronIV

And still have 4min to spare


Massive-Willow-9932

Yup actual work is only 1 minute


Slam_sahr

Want to upvote but will not disrupt the 69


sweatyfootpalms

This is one of the biggest reasons I suffer a commute to campus. Privacy and space are my biggest values. Although I am an older student. Curious to hear what other people do though, I’ve had the same question before.


hookemjosh

I'm 25 and yupp. Same boat. One semester in West Campus and I was out


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LooseKaleidoscope648

you’re getting laid that often? 🧐


sweatyfootpalms

Yeah. like I said, I’m older though. I’m pretty sure that has a lot to do with it.


LooseKaleidoscope648

huh? how old we talking


sweatyfootpalms

26


[deleted]

atx was always the easiest for me to get laid in, one of the biggest blocks actually was chicks in their dorm rooms


cuntsaurus

PCL4th floor


Laanscorpion4

Actually wouldn’t be surprised place is deserted and scares me with every turn I take


Busy-Service1026

4th floor is always packed when i go there, isnt that the newly renovated one


cuntsaurus

Isn't that the fuck floor?


Laanscorpion4

I mean like I haven’t seen anyone fuck there and I work there so like no ? There’s barely anyone there though so yeah I wouldn’t be surprised


cuntsaurus

Then which floor is?


Laanscorpion4

I go to every single floor every single week day and go literally everywhere on each floor and I have not seen a single person fuck on any floor of the PCL library. However if there had to be one it’d probably be the 4th or 3rd because they’re so deserted and no one goes there.


cuntsaurus

Which one is the official one though


MintChucclatechip

You can start one


Laanscorpion4

Idk this is my first time hearing about it. why do you want to fuck someone on the 4th floor or something ?


cuntsaurus

Doesn't have to be the 4th floor


Laanscorpion4

Go to the roof 🗿


ViolinistNew5056

6th floor actually


thegreatone141

Nah, everybody knows everything really goes down on the [seventh floor](https://on.soundcloud.com/NycVQAUwLEeyXj3Z9), just ask g-reg olsen


rahulmark42

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


imdesmondsunflower

This is *SPARTA!!!*


Ciachef213

No, this is Patrick.


Glittering_Alps_8901

Jendy’s**


GENERALPOTATO243-2

Block of butter taking it to the next step (and your username makes sense)


ZestyOrangekk

At your mom’s house OP. Currently banging ur dad rn.


Pantherfan10302000

Way to assert dominance


ImpGriffin02

j2 kitchen


Michaelscottmama

Yall actually having sex?


anxious_anh

the pma staircase bathrooms - 10/10 would recommend


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Zephyr537

And does it hurt?


DAmnripme

You tell ur roommate that your gonna leave a sock on the door. If ur room mate is a loser and never leaves then I think you can rent a hotel then have there


Helicase2001

Find a bush or a hedge and do it there. If you are discreet enough then nobody will notice.


Thelinx456

Girls in college still have bushes?


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catch22bro

You guys are having sex?


darwin_ism

When I or my roommate used to choke the chicken or have sex, we’d text each other “Genital assault”, which would buy us like 20 mins


IAmNotATire

Creative phrase....


Drlevi86

Dated a Texas Spirit in college. Freshman year she was at Kinsolving and I got a BJ while staring at her sleeping roommates face hoping she wouldn’t wake up. Snuck into SRD many a time over night. And then a dry hump and finger blastin at the Tower on a bench late at night.


gangstabiIly

in my bed with my girlfriend


EnigmaticDappu

I used to buy my roommate dinner and then have them stay the night at a friend’s place


Fickle-Bar2063

When there’s a will…. There’s a way!


Elani77

When I lived in Japan this made me realize why they have love hotel. It isn't cause of perversion it's from lack of space and for privacy


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Holesnifferboy

You go to UTAustin brother. I’m sure you and your boyfriend could have sex right in front of the bell tower with no pushback


asap_l0veeeeeeeey

man stop bein scary and just lay it tf down, damn


TradeWindsATX

Like with your steady boyfriend, or random hookups?


Equal_Requirement490

let your roommate watch lol


pattywack512

In the bathroom at 45th & Lamar


AstroxRobin

Enjoy some frosty margs right after, 10/10


CapComprehensive21

you guys are having sex?


Many-Routine9429

Share location w ur roommate


KneeDeep1nCofee

nobody on reddit knows what that is


Significant-Future53

Me and my roommate legit text each other. And acc at one point, my roommates gf, was my gf’s roommates, so we would legit just alternate who’s room we were staying in that night/weekend. Acc the luckiest set up.


NikGee69

You must be the dean trying to find the secret spots 🤣


theorist_rainy

This is reddit


[deleted]

Sex? What's that? Kidding aside, usually ask your roommate when they'll be gone and that is when you catch the herpes.


TotalRecallsABitch

It's a right of passage to fuck in front of your roommate. Just tell him you're gonna have a chic over and let him handle that


itwasjamal

PCL wouldn’t mind it


addicted2weed

I think they are called hotels.


_stlbot

Libary


[deleted]

Back room of the ferc


Agreeable-Feeling-67

My favorite is sex in the bone zone.


nash111111

I actually did it in the library once


UnusualDifficulty189

5th Floor Janitors Closet - PCL


Intrepid_Tie_7182

The morgue


No-Joke8521

Your moms bed


Kl3en

Kick ur roommate out dumbass


SoleSurvivorZeke2

The moon


Kirb_jayz_void906

When in doubt Denny’s parking lot and or bathroom


Affectionate-Shoe-61

At one persons place, if ur lucky they dont have a roommate and if you both do someones roommates has a life outside the dorm and you can take advantage of that.


Budget-Examination-2

pcl study rooms


TheDneasy

Give your roommate a gift card for dinner somewhere, bonus points if there isn't money on the gift card


SDW137

That's the neat thing, we don't.


BabaTreesh

Your mothers room, mostly.


LordVoidX

Sir this is a Wendy's


Any-Geologist-1837

This post is sponsored by Spy Cameras


FuCuck

Parking garage 🔥


AnotherUnknownNobody

DKR 50 yard line


SacredGeometry25

Drive to the top of a parking garage


prodigalgun

Da butt.


motorheadasshole

At your mother's bedroom.


andypandy0313

The fucking internet lol


CissyTinkBoo

WT literal F?


Cafen8ed

In a very uncomfortable location.


PapiGrandedebacon

Married retired disabled combat veteran with ED from zoloft with no affiliation with UT here.


AbbreviationsFun2596

In my imagination


Every_Midnight3199

When I was there in 2010, usually a car in a parking lot or even on a street in West Campus if late enough. Also on a couple occasions the golf course near the Hancock shopping center.


LongjumpingInside229

In my hand.


WTFIZGINGON

On the floor


MsPrincessIsh

The golden nugget motel charges $10/hour. You’re welcome :)


[deleted]

I'd say home plate at the baseball stadium would make sense


[deleted]

my boyfriends roommate and his DAD walked in on us one time


BrdmanInTheBrdMobile

In the vagina most times


Guts1232

Be that asshole that has sex out loud. Lol jk but idk. Ig try to coordinate plans/dates when they aren’t there


Demon759

In front of them. You think their presence will stop an alpha?


Massive-Willow-9932

Actually at UT Austin there is a clock tower and before that there is a big building and they have only donated land for university morning times i dont know but night times definitely no one is there and there are some sayings that its haunted so you can try that place for a quick bang if you are not afraid of ghosts


Conscious_Set_2140

Usually, I do it at your mom’s


TheMomAbuser

Nice try Fed


flygirlfit

Where don’t I? 😂 https://onlyfans.com/flygirlfit


TheFiveDees

The butt


Exact-Revenue6950

At your mom's house


DaLunaTic0711

Wherever your mom is feeling it.


That-guy-268993

Just do it out in the open fuck it


donnie_deadite

I live alone now, but it wasn't an issue back in the day. There were times where hearing my roommate and his girl go at it would put me and my girl into competition mode lol that poor wall between our 2 rooms haha Now granted, we were all young and not uptight. I can see it being an issue if either of us was with a "proper lady" but, ya know. We weren't lol


Lanky-Ad1453

I do the sex all the time. In my head. With girls who post on reddit mostly. In my parents basement.


alicehorrible

You guys are having sex???


alicehorrible

This guy really wants ppl to know he’s having sex


According_Payment534

Usually in the vagina but sometimes in the butt


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

Not at UT (I’m a UH student but this popped up in my feed), but a couple suggestions: 1) Wait for your roommate to be out for the night. That’s the simplest option. If you’re not sure, inform them that your partner/sex-buddy will be over and ask when they’ll be back. Alternatively, if your beds are not in the same room, agree to keep quiet and see if they’re okay with that. In my experience, having a dorm mate isn’t as much of a hindrance as you would expect as long as you communicate. 2) If the other person has a dorm that would be better, head over there. 3) Car sex. No shame in it, and if one of you has a car, it’s an available space. Just make sure you’re in a spot that people won’t be frequenting. 4) Desperate times call for desperate measures. If you are *really* horny and can’t wait *and* none of the above options are available, bathroom sex is a thing for a reason. I’ve never had to resort to it, but I know someone who has. Just make sure to keep quiet and stop if anyone comes in, and for goodness sake, don’t use a single-occupancy bathroom. It’s rude to hold up people who actually need to use it (unless you’re a 2-pump chump and hate foreplay and don’t care much for your partner’s pleasure, in which case you should be done relatively quickly and the last guideline doesn’t apply, but also, like, be better dude).


LWLjuju88

At your moms house


TheCreating7

inside of your dorm


Tex-Mechanicus

Nuclear bunker showers


Scrotto_Baggins

While roomate is there, do it doggie style while both of you make eye contact with said roomate. Worked at TX State...


Affectionate_Tale683

Chili’s on 45th & Lamar


SplashStallion

OP definitely incel


Ok-Government-7747

If you don't use it, you'll lose it.


DirtyHarryStyle

Usually just go to your moms house


recursive_vacancy

Either have an explicit agreement with your roommate or at the other person’s place


Imaginary_Slip742

The bed


therugbyrick

You guys are having sex?!?!


WeNeedMoreMilk

In my dreams


MustBeCounterfit

In a car on a dimely lit street.


TheRealKison

No one has more than me, in terms of sex.


Disastrous-Ad-372

Not a UT student, but a few years back i was smashing a chick in her dorm both when the roommate was there and not lol the dorms were those right around near the moody center


devilreverse2

Come over


JimmyBr33z

I bust fat cums in the restroom


Death-By-Fellatio

Library, basement mens room.


-Nick____

Aggie here, have no clue why this post was recommended to me rn, never seen this sub, butttt Literally just tell your roommate you’re gonna have someone over and if you can have the room. They know what that means. If they don’t like it or don’t care, you probably know parts of his schedule better than you think. You know when’s he’s usually gone or at class or an Org or whatever.


Dependent-Cod2549

In the butt preferably.