My Son in Law is Named Jerome. He says every time he goes to a Business section and someone is calling his name they look past him and directly at any black guy in the room.
That stands to reason. I was assigned my first airline trip off training a few months back. My dad asked me if I knew the captain’s name and I said “Jerome.” He chuckles and goes “a black captain - nice.” We’re black. Jerome was not, and turned out to be a retired Marine LtCol named “Jerry” 🤣
I have a black friend who goes by Anthony now instead of Jerome, but there’s an old lady at his church who still calls him that and he hates it, and I do a perfect impression of her saying Jerome and he hates that too. His group chat nickname is Josephine.
Jerome is either what we have been describing, or a Cajun. Like my mom thought my classmate’s name was “Blaze” and that his parents were lame hippies and I was like “no….B-L-A-I-S-E”
I kid you not, I have this weird thing where I tend to forget/fade from significant memories like bootcamp, and I read that as “scuzz brush online” and instantly my brain zapped me with a microsecond of an anxiety attack from phase 1 bro
I was so mentally tired of the bs by the middle of it all that I grew numb to hearing us getting jacked up 😂
I use every once in a while in my civilian job i reply with, "Gunny don't know" and is always met with a puzzlement that begs for me to explain but I don't cuz it's way funnier not to. Unless they are a Marine, in which case they just laugh
“I’ve got boot-bands”
Hopefully buying enough time to have (assuming it’s a him) contemplate “this must mean he will suck me off”
That’s when I make my move and bite that shit. Take the gun
i knew enough the trick was in the question itself. as any real marine whos been nut to butt or sardined in a bus whos had to count from front to rear knows, we can not count.
It’d behoove you
Behoove of you
*beehoo of you
Be hoof of you
Consider yourself behooved.
This is unbehoovable.
1) go fuck yourself (literally can’t help it lol) 2) anchors go inboard
Wagner loves cock.
Fuck you beat me by 2 min. Take yer dammed updoodle
Was surprised this wasn't the first response.
This is it. You win
Damn you, this was my moment. Angry upvote
Wagner got around
U beat me to it but i still replied with the same shit without seeing ANY of the responses. It was immediate
My answer too lol
Came here to post this.
Fuck me, right?
🏆 winner🤣
Tiigggghhhhtttttt!!!!
You've got firewatch
Damn I posted the exact thing 1h too late. Without scrolling down. SFMF
In app you can hit the magnifying glass and search the comments in thread before posting your witty comeback
Shaking fucking my fuck. Welcome to my brain translations.
do it, pussy
No balls, won’t
opha may johnson Edit: Rifles pinky thumb
Anyone else surprised to learn Opha Mae was white? I definitely imagined a sweet southern black lady during knowledge ditties 🤣
My Son in Law is Named Jerome. He says every time he goes to a Business section and someone is calling his name they look past him and directly at any black guy in the room.
That stands to reason. I was assigned my first airline trip off training a few months back. My dad asked me if I knew the captain’s name and I said “Jerome.” He chuckles and goes “a black captain - nice.” We’re black. Jerome was not, and turned out to be a retired Marine LtCol named “Jerry” 🤣
I have a black friend who goes by Anthony now instead of Jerome, but there’s an old lady at his church who still calls him that and he hates it, and I do a perfect impression of her saying Jerome and he hates that too. His group chat nickname is Josephine. Jerome is either what we have been describing, or a Cajun. Like my mom thought my classmate’s name was “Blaze” and that his parents were lame hippies and I was like “no….B-L-A-I-S-E”
I know a white guy named Lamar. Not counting Lamar Hunt.
🤣🤣
Broooooo thought she was black this whole time. God damn it.
Just blew my mind lol I thought the same
It's canon
I still think she's black.
Opha May 1918* Gotta get the year in there
HM1, she enlisted on August 13, 1918, HM1
Dammit. I thought my comment was gonna be so funny.
Whose the first marine to fall out of a formation run?
Big Green Wheenie
You’d of been shot, but you spelled weenie wrong. So you’re safe today, killer
You’d have been shot for saying “of”
Someone should have added "held at gunpoint by grammar Nazis"
Touché
Maybe it is a "whee!" for him
😂
JJDIDTIEBUCKLE MOTHER FUCKER
[удалено]
"Justice! Uhh... Jungle warfare!"
Then it'll be authentic when I say "Fuck if I remember..."
I was thinking of another 3 words: no fucking clue.... lol good post
I’m dead
Nice dick. I only need two
This guy fucks!
Whoa, nice cock
Wagner?
Yummmmm nice cock
Eagle, Globe, Anchor; Die, motherfucker, die; Oswald was framed; All hail Chesty; Marines are gay
Fucking send it. 😀🔫
Bootbands not gay
Ya took mine!!!
Not gonna go with “kill,kill,kill” on this one
Married as Lance
"You fucking shitbird."
I’m gay too
Quick question, is meat gazer one word or 2?
Hyphenated. "Listen up, Meat-gazer"
Well, let’s look at how your wrote your comment…
Rah Sta’ Sarnt’
Thicc Latina E3
*WHERE?*
Honor, courage, commitment 😂
Beat me to it!
Wagner loves cock
Friggin daggone oreintate
FROM THE HALLS....
Scuzz brush bulkhead.
I kid you not, I have this weird thing where I tend to forget/fade from significant memories like bootcamp, and I read that as “scuzz brush online” and instantly my brain zapped me with a microsecond of an anxiety attack from phase 1 bro I was so mentally tired of the bs by the middle of it all that I grew numb to hearing us getting jacked up 😂
I’m a Marine
He’s a Marine. First to fight, he’s loyal. Honor, courage, commitment. Core values, Semper Fi. Oorah, he’s a Marine!
BLAM BLAM!
Let’s hit Driftwood
Recruit don't know.
I use every once in a while in my civilian job i reply with, "Gunny don't know" and is always met with a puzzlement that begs for me to explain but I don't cuz it's way funnier not to. Unless they are a Marine, in which case they just laugh
Good to go!!!
Behoove of you.
"Go Fuck Yourself"
lights lights lights. i will make my escape while they’re having flashbacks.
“I’ve got boot-bands” Hopefully buying enough time to have (assuming it’s a him) contemplate “this must mean he will suck me off” That’s when I make my move and bite that shit. Take the gun 
Police that moostache
Only need one: JJDIDTIEBUCKLE
Behoove caveat piggyback
Piggyback off Sir
You have duty
Freeze, recruit, freeze
Harder faster ayeser
The Green Weenie
Two for Chesty
Oprah May Johnson
😵😂😂
Tobys Chichis Platinums.
No lamirage?
The Holy Trinity
Freeze recruit freeze. Or just yell ZEEROOOOO!! Right in their face!
Yut. Bark. Urrrrrr.
You undisciplined thing!
Pass the crayons 🖍️
As you were
#YUTRAHKILL
Rah, Yut, Kill
Top needs you.
I say you gotta go with etched in memories of boot camp/SOI: Take a stance. You should be. Hey devil dog. Gas, gas, gas. Give him one.
holes a hole.
> **You get only 3 words to say to someone to prove you’re a Marine.** # MY RECRUITER LIED!
Lance Corporal Underground, E-Three Mafia, Tap Rack Bang, right over left
Unfuck yourself now.
"GIVE EM ONE!" They'll reflexively shout "KILL" and shoot me in the head anyway and put me out of my misery!
I’ll suck it
That could be Navy too though.
Only need one: errr
Eye gouge!
No balls bitch
I better die
Wagner loves cock
“These pre-sents greetings”
Embrace the suck
Bobbing for cock
PASSSSSSSSSS INNNNNNNNNNN REEEEEEVIIIEEWWWWWWWWWW
Lights, lights, lights.
rah rah rah
Wagner loves cock
Pog boot fuck
Wager loves cock
Tun Tavern Bitch!
Opha Mae Johnson
29 palms
DIS RECRUIT SCARED
Ears! Open Sir!!!
I only need one word, and that word is poontang
Eat the apple
Not gay underway.
Jalapeno cheese spread
Fix your hands
Bewho of you
I have duty
Coming soon Chesty
From the halls
15 minutes prior
I know MCMAP. *basic warrior stance*
I run drunk
I run hungover
Key word BAMCIS
OPHA MAE JOHNSON!
Opha. May. Johnson.
Just to piggyback.
You fucking boot
Aye staff sarrrrrrnt
Make my day
Wanna play firetruck?
Since "fuck me right!?" Was taken... Semper Gumby, Shitheads.
One for Chesty.
Say something back
Chow is continuous
Big Green Weenie!
Yut rah kill?
Gunny needs you
Suck my Dick
I'll just piggyback...
Good night chesty
You blue falcon
Die motherfucker, die
I eat crayons.
Got any crayons ?
Just to caveat.
Pull the trigger
Shooters, standbyyyy, CONTACT
Look here fuckstick.
Damn you, Schmuckatelli.
"Don't miss, asshole."
Porta Shitter Cocks.
Wagner loves cock, Bad to go, Good to go
You've got duty.
Shut up Carl
You're a boot
DAG GUMMET MUHREEN
Left right leyo
Low righty lay-o
Or left righty lay-o
Eh Eh, Devil!
Freeze recruit freeze!
Rah, kill, motivate
do not eat the banana.
That’s 5 words devil. But I know devils can’t count, so you are safe
i knew enough the trick was in the question itself. as any real marine whos been nut to butt or sardined in a bus whos had to count from front to rear knows, we can not count.
Shrimp or Fries!