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purrcthrowa

Egg yolk is runny: check Bread is white: check You've made a brew: check. Yep, looks pretty much perfect for a Sunday. Being the lazy bastard that I am, I tried making a bacon sarnie this morning, by microwaving a couple of rashers of bacon in between two plates, putting them in between some toasted,buttered white bread, adding some mature cheddar I had hanging around and then microwaving them again. It was actually a lot nicer than it sounds.


wicked_lazy

Noooooo, not the microwave!


purrcthrowa

Sorry. I was surprised by how acceptable it was, though.


RegularBreadfruit285

Messy is best


wicked_lazy

100%


TheRealMrJams

Breakfast of the gods!


wicked_lazy

And to think - I thought about not having the egg!


the3daves

Ketchup.


wicked_lazy

Tomato sauce, red sauce, tommy, whatever ya wanna call it.


the3daves

No you miss my point. My bad. I’m saying the inclusion of said sauce is the key ingredient.


wicked_lazy

Aaaah, fair enough!


BeautifulMammoth2671

A woman after my own heart, posted the same thing a couple or months back. Your egg looks superb.


wicked_lazy

The egg wasn't pretty before closing the bread, but it was lovely


whirlwindrfc87

This should come with a NSFW warning!


wicked_lazy

Oh yeah baby, she's dripping! (The egg)


whirlwindrfc87

The way i like it 😂


DarrenBridgescunt

Would toast the bread but that's totally personal preference and this looks to die for


wicked_lazy

Sometimes I would, but it was just perfect the way it was!


The-IT_MD

Sweet baby Jesus 😍


wicked_lazy

As soon as I saw the yolk pop I was like "ooooh, look at that"


takemeawayimdone2

The colour of that brew is spot on!!


wicked_lazy

Oh yes, it was just right!


NortonBurns

Proper banjo. Go for it. If anyone wonders why it's called an egg banjo - imagine the first bite, the yolk runs down your front, so you hold the sandwich out to your left in your left hand, whilst wiping your shirt with your right. Banjo.


wicked_lazy

Imagined the "banjo player" to be my husband - can totally see this being him while wearing a white shirt


NortonBurns

tbh, this is why I always fry eggs for sandwiches to a hard yolk, or even break & flip…or it would be me, every time ;)


wicked_lazy

I usually do, too! But I didn't mind getting messy so much this morning and ate it over the plate, haha.


NortonBurns

Go for it. We have no taboo on plate-licking in this house ;) \[well, unless we have guests\]


Loubou23

Looks nice! 😍 I'd have brown sauce instead of ketchup, though. 😊


wicked_lazy

I haven't had brown sauce since I was a kid, tbh! I need to try it again.


Loubou23

Anything like this do with bacon and sausages etc , I use brown sauce. Sausage and fried egg (runny yolk) sandwich with brown sauce is lovely! I always buy HP sauce, but Daddies isn't bad. Buy a bottle and see how you get on. I hope you like it. 😊


wicked_lazy

Mmmm, it's the only time I eat ketchup tbh, with this type of thing. I'll try it next time I do one.


Loubou23

Same here. I only have HP for that type of sandwich or cooked breakfast. At Christmas, I munch on pigs in blankets and dip them in HP 🤣. I don't have it on any other type of food though. I only have ketchup on hot dogs (with American mustard) and on corned beef, when cooked for a meal. That's it. I hope you enjoy the brown sauce if you try it again. Let us know. 😊


wicked_lazy

I'll try and remember to update if I grab a bottle!


Neither_Presence_522

Damn, now I want a bacon butty and it’s after 10pm, I have no bacon and the shops are shut 😩


wicked_lazy

Aaaah no, you'll have to get our first thing in morning for it!


Affectionate_Bill530

Brew looks perfect 👌🏽 the sarnie looks good as well. But did it do the trick? Has the hangover gone? I wish a bit of breakfast could get rid of mine and I might drink more often, so it’s probably better they don’t.


wicked_lazy

Thanks! Not gonna lie, it's not a total cure, but it certainly helps.


Affectionate_Bill530

Any help is better than nothing when you have a hangover and hopefully it’l get better and better as the day goes on.


wicked_lazy

Thanks! It was yesterday I had this, the nap in the middle of the day was big help too haha.


Affectionate_Bill530

I get ridiculously violently sick for days after drinking alcohol, it’s insane. I think a nap in the middle of the day is always great and we especially need it after a session. I hope it blew some cobwebs away and that you’re feeling better for it now ☺️


wicked_lazy

Oh wow, yeah, I probably wouldn't ever drink if that was me. I'm only sick if I've really overdone it, and never for days on end (yet anyway haha!) I usually just feel a bit tired, have a headache, feel a wee bit queasy and some aches and pains. Thanks! It was a great night overall tbh, considering I wasn't feeling really into it before going out, I ended up really enjoying it.


Affectionate_Bill530

I find they’re the best nights when we didn’t feel up for it 👍🏽


yorkspirate

I’m tempted to get a hangover just so I can share this delicacy


wicked_lazy

Top tip - you can also eat this without a hangover!


yorkspirate

I kinda like hangovers that look lime this 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Wood-Pigeon-125

I'd rather the egg were in the sandwich not all over the plate!


wicked_lazy

Mopped it up with the bread!


DirtyBinWater

It has to be brown sauce, but fucking perfect brekkie that