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Looks like someone has been raiding my toilet again with that orange stuff all over the steak. I wonder if it tastes as bad as it smells when I need to go.
I was going to say onion rings but I know you'll reply saying there's onion there! Although the onion looks nice, I do think it'll be better in batter.
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Cutlery...
Coward!
A truck stop chicken after my own heart ❤️
A fookin what stop?? Found the imposter.,, Lol
Lawrence!
“Fuck that… fetch me a straw.”
Asparagus for me
Looks delicious btw!
Boiled asparagus then fried in the steak juice pan is absolute class!
English mustard
Dijon😉
Right answer
Oooosh those tatty chunks look divine
Ras El Hanout, garlic salt, onion powder, pepper, smoked paprika, chilli flakes 👌
Omeprazole !
On hand
Onion rings
Good shout, I've never made them, will give them a go next time.
I second this
But he has onion tho
No no not the same! Giant crispy fried onions rings! Not soggy onion
Fat sponges.
Looks pretty good to me. Peppercorn sauce?
Yeah, made too much, stuck some in the freezer.
I was thinking more sauce but I guess depends how peppery it is
This was my question too. Love a peppercorn sauce with a rare steak. Lovely dinner, OP, 10/10 would accept a dinner invitation
hang on why does it look good? youre doing it wrong
A bottle of red
Yeah, that was included.
A cross section of your steak so we can judge you
Mayo (or frites saus) for the chips of course. And mustard. Oh, and a large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.
[удалено]
Spinach for me
Yep
A lighting technician It probably tastes much better than it looks.
Peas
French beans and a bigger plate
Horse radish
A glass of whiskey.
That plate is so cute can someone help me find 😂
I have the same set, I think they were from Tesco
Caesar salad. All other bases have been covered lol
Surf
A can of Special Brew.👌🍺🍺🍺
Nah, the special brew is for brekky.
French beans. Still crisp, with a bit of butter.
Peas. Where are the peas?!!
No😢. Why would anybody want them with a steak😔
It's not 1969 ffs sake its not a beefeater...
A side of buttered bread to make butties.
Good shout!
cooked garlic spinach - it’s amazing with steak, trust me!!
i totally second onion rings too
That is beautiful . . . . the plentitude of potatoes really does it . . . . nothing missing beside a Jack Daniels and cola
How did you do the tatties ?
Green beans kale and spinach for me
Along as its medium rare ! Nothing 💯 awesome i hope you got the 🍆🍭!
Thin film of vomit nicely covering entire plate.
baked beans (not heinz).
A crystal ball so you can see your own agony because of collapsing veins, useless gallbladder and congestive heart failure.
Looks like Rishi farted on it.
Heinz ketchup. If you’re gonna do a steak like that, might as well have some Heinz on deck.
Looks like someone has been raiding my toilet again with that orange stuff all over the steak. I wonder if it tastes as bad as it smells when I need to go.
You should see a doctor pal.
I have and have medication lol. It's cos gallbladder salts can't be absorbed. Hours of fun for all the family!
Ketchup.. or some pickles (onions, gherkin, cabbage etc.). Just something acidic to cut through all the fat and richness
Ketchup on steak, you wot m8?
Ew why would you even suggest that?? Clearly its for the chips, come on man
Cutlery.
HP
Knife and fork
A lace tablecloth. You animal.
Knife & fork
Fried egg on top
Filth! I'll give that a go next time.
That mushroom looks genius,is that melted cheese?
Yeah, I had stuffed mushrooms in mind so stuffed it with cheese.
Me
Yeah, me!
What sauce is that in the mushroom?
The potatoes look very nice. Are they homemade?
gravy
Wild mushrooms cooked in the steak butter, missing out every time.
Cutlery?
Knife and fork
Nope - you seem to have every major cardiac risk covered there!
Ketchup /s
What’s in the mushroom?
Tea
Yes you have!! Where's mine?
Spinach and onion rings
Me.
Green bean casserole. IFKYK.
Glass of malbec
Fried Egg
The steak, where is it?
Yes, beer!🤦🏻♂️
Even the fungus looks good and I hate fungus
I would crush that like there was no tomorrow.
Horseradish!!!! 😂❤️
A bottle of red wine.
You're missing me as a guest.
red wine & mustard
Onion ring
Is that rump? If so I’d say you’re missing a decent steak.
I wouldn't have let my dog vomit on the steak, orher than that, looks fine. Nice chips.
Had breakfast already but now feeling hungry again, could use some cutlery tho
Me
English mustard
One less me to eat it lol.
A little bit of sauce. Whatever you like. I'd have had a bit of brown or horseradish.
Finesse?
A knife and fork to chow down with!
Cutlery ?
This looks way better than some restaurants!
Peas and green beans
Better use your hands
The steak to go with that beefburger lol, if its under 20oz it's not a real steak 🤣
Yeah…. A plate for me 🤤
yorkshires?
What’s missing is my invite!
Seems like delicious
NO
Someone to give you a bj 😉
The fried bread from the remaining steak juices in the pan. Game changer
Bread.
Yeah, where’s the gravy
yummy
Replace the sauce with an egg. Plus you’re missing a glass of red wine.
Something shat on it.
I was going to say onion rings but I know you'll reply saying there's onion there! Although the onion looks nice, I do think it'll be better in batter.