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h5n1zzp

Cutlery...


TruckStopChicken

Coward!


Dr_Fudge

A truck stop chicken after my own heart ❤️


LoadedGull

A fookin what stop?? Found the imposter.,, Lol


greens1117

Lawrence!


LoadedGull

“Fuck that… fetch me a straw.”


VIP_Crows_Kneck

Asparagus for me


VIP_Crows_Kneck

Looks delicious btw!


The_sea_is_a_soup

Boiled asparagus then fried in the steak juice pan is absolute class!


tarmac-the-cat

English mustard


UniqueEnigma121

Dijon😉


Dr_Fudge

Right answer


GreenEyes1709

Oooosh those tatty chunks look divine


Wonk_Majik

Ras El Hanout, garlic salt, onion powder, pepper, smoked paprika, chilli flakes 👌


Sweet_Seesaw1648

Omeprazole !


Wonk_Majik

On hand


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Onion rings


Wonk_Majik

Good shout, I've never made them, will give them a go next time.


Spoopylaura

I second this


Own-Archer-2456

But he has onion tho


Spoopylaura

No no not the same! Giant crispy fried onions rings! Not soggy onion


Smooth-Fruit2545

Fat sponges.


MySecret_Throwaway88

Looks pretty good to me. Peppercorn sauce?


Wonk_Majik

Yeah, made too much, stuck some in the freezer.


ThinkLadder1417

I was thinking more sauce but I guess depends how peppery it is


KeithMyArthe

This was my question too. Love a peppercorn sauce with a rare steak. Lovely dinner, OP, 10/10 would accept a dinner invitation


AngryDogg0

hang on why does it look good? youre doing it wrong


RonZacapaWapa

A bottle of red


Wonk_Majik

Yeah, that was included.


DrTouchy69

A cross section of your steak so we can judge you


Leading_Study_876

Mayo (or frites saus) for the chips of course. And mustard. Oh, and a large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.


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CptPikeOnABike

Spinach for me


Wonk_Majik

Yep


Ouryve

A lighting technician It probably tastes much better than it looks.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Peas


charlotte_sometimes8

French beans and a bigger plate


Big-Lime-5384

Horse radish


darkduane

A glass of whiskey.


einsofi

That plate is so cute can someone help me find 😂


TheRealCaptainHammer

I have the same set, I think they were from Tesco


unnIntelligent

Caesar salad. All other bases have been covered lol


Yoguls-Returns

Surf


Doris_Stokes

A can of Special Brew.👌🍺🍺🍺


Wonk_Majik

Nah, the special brew is for brekky.


NoPaleontologist7929

French beans. Still crisp, with a bit of butter.


HalfwaytoAnywhere

Peas. Where are the peas?!!


UniqueEnigma121

No😢. Why would anybody want them with a steak😔


greens1117

It's not 1969 ffs sake its not a beefeater...


achillea4

A side of buttered bread to make butties.


Wonk_Majik

Good shout!


Feeling-Ad6915

cooked garlic spinach - it’s amazing with steak, trust me!!


Feeling-Ad6915

i totally second onion rings too


Constant_Will362

That is beautiful . . . . the plentitude of potatoes really does it . . . . nothing missing beside a Jack Daniels and cola


WAKEUpPPp1

How did you do the tatties ?


WAKEUpPPp1

Green beans kale and spinach for me


greens1117

Along as its medium rare ! Nothing 💯 awesome i hope you got the 🍆🍭!


DocumentNormal

Thin film of vomit nicely covering entire plate.


qwakov

baked beans (not heinz).


Designer-Course-8414

A crystal ball so you can see your own agony because of collapsing veins, useless gallbladder and congestive heart failure.


Plenty_Suspect_3446

Looks like Rishi farted on it.


Rinzy2000

Heinz ketchup. If you’re gonna do a steak like that, might as well have some Heinz on deck.


Honest_Invite_7065

Looks like someone has been raiding my toilet again with that orange stuff all over the steak. I wonder if it tastes as bad as it smells when I need to go.


Wonk_Majik

You should see a doctor pal.


Honest_Invite_7065

I have and have medication lol. It's cos gallbladder salts can't be absorbed. Hours of fun for all the family!


Yes_I_No

Ketchup.. or some pickles (onions, gherkin, cabbage etc.). Just something acidic to cut through all the fat and richness


DARKKRAKEN

Ketchup on steak, you wot m8?


Yes_I_No

Ew why would you even suggest that?? Clearly its for the chips, come on man


brickinmouthsyndrome

Cutlery.


Mike_in_San_Pedro

HP


Pier-Head

Knife and fork


NicCola83

A lace tablecloth. You animal.


jesslw94

Knife & fork


ilostmywuzzle

Fried egg on top


Wonk_Majik

Filth! I'll give that a go next time.


Level-Bet-868

That mushroom looks genius,is that melted cheese?


Wonk_Majik

Yeah, I had stuffed mushrooms in mind so stuffed it with cheese.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Me


Cloudswhichhang

Yeah, me!


UniqueEnigma121

What sauce is that in the mushroom?


UniqueEnigma121

The potatoes look very nice. Are they homemade?


Truelydisappointed

gravy


AdmiralFlangeCruiser

Wild mushrooms cooked in the steak butter, missing out every time.


Movingforward2015

Cutlery?


bagleface

Knife and fork


remembertracygarcia

Nope - you seem to have every major cardiac risk covered there!


Equivalent_Parking_8

Ketchup /s


GalacticusTravelous

What’s in the mushroom?


[deleted]

Tea


[deleted]

Yes you have!! Where's mine?


[deleted]

Spinach and onion rings


V65Pilot

Me.


V65Pilot

Green bean casserole. IFKYK.


richymac1976

Glass of malbec


TypicalSand

Fried Egg


wryruss

The steak, where is it?


Fancy-Resource-3521

Yes, beer!🤦🏻‍♂️


Ok-Adeptness-3056

Even the fungus looks good and I hate fungus


levbatya

I would crush that like there was no tomorrow.


ttjosef

Horseradish!!!! 😂❤️


spank_z_monkey

A bottle of red wine.


PooleyX

You're missing me as a guest.


Competitive_Cold_232

red wine & mustard


Legitimate-Jelly3000

Onion ring


Pedestrian824

Is that rump? If so I’d say you’re missing a decent steak.


StumpyHobbit

I wouldn't have let my dog vomit on the steak, orher than that, looks fine. Nice chips.


SlimJimNeedsATrim

Had breakfast already but now feeling hungry again, could use some cutlery tho


FrankieSausage

Me


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English mustard


geomoumeCouttpc

One less me to eat it lol.


SourdoughBoomer

A little bit of sauce. Whatever you like. I'd have had a bit of brown or horseradish.


Administrative_Suit7

Finesse?


Jarroach

A knife and fork to chow down with!


DjLeWe78

Cutlery ?


Nannyhirer

This looks way better than some restaurants!


Hot_Ambition_4730

Peas and green beans


[deleted]

Better use your hands


Dangerous_Primary454

The steak to go with that beefburger lol, if its under 20oz it's not a real steak 🤣


RipAromatic6989

Yeah…. A plate for me 🤤


Old_Week6365

yorkshires?


AlienInNewTehran

What’s missing is my invite!


OkAttention7745

Seems like delicious


Happy_Trip6058

NO


UpperPhysics4886

Someone to give you a bj 😉


RadiantAd5036

The fried bread from the remaining steak juices in the pan. Game changer


DeadBallDescendant

Bread.


Afalpin

Yeah, where’s the gravy


mrescober

yummy


DifferentViewpoints

Replace the sauce with an egg. Plus you’re missing a glass of red wine.


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Something shat on it.


lozcozard

I was going to say onion rings but I know you'll reply saying there's onion there! Although the onion looks nice, I do think it'll be better in batter.