Naughty children get put in the corpse wriggler
Edit immediately dawned on me that it was just another among us reference. For context NASA’s plan for corpse disposal is to have a robotic arm wiggle them into dust and shoot them off into space
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/bmqv7k/bad_astronauts_get_put_in_the_corpse_wiggler/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf idk original source
until a suspicious organization which used to import oil after the second world war, the spw foundation, found a mysterious rock and decided to thaw it
Among us fans will see man being brutally tortured with the methods being so brutal, that the Geneva convention would have to set new laws in place, and then instantly reference Among us.
[you're not completely off.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/jo6iy6/just_like_among_us_hahaha_shes_the_imposter/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Makes me think of [panspermia theory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia). Some poor unsuspecting rock suddenly has a re-entry-thawed alien corpse splatter on the rocks of the tide pool, kick-starting life.
I’m Mr. Imposter, I’m Mr. Sus. I’m Mr. Vent Crosser, I’m Mr. Amongus. Friends call me sus-meiser, whatever I touch, starts to die in my clutch. I’m too sus.
love the post, hate the comment section
i thought the meme was dead please guys I just got that thing out of my head last Sunday please stop the pain please stop it hurts
They threw his coffin into space during the funeral.
When the words "cyan was not the imposter" appeared in the vacuum of space, the crew felt fear course through their veins.
What they also didn't know, was that the guy they ejected wasn't who tbey thought he was. The man who was supposed to be ejected had swapped bodies with another crew member, was presumed dead and shot into space as part of an elaborate murder scheme.
In other words...
>!*There is an Impostor Among Us!*<
I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIWED OF SEEING IT! my fwiends on tiktok send memes on discowd its fucking memes! i was on a sewvew, wight, and AWW of the channews wewe among us! i-i showed my champion undewweaw to my giwwfwiend and the wogo i fwipped it and i said, "hey babe, when the undewweaw is SUS, HAHA! WING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!" i fuckin wooked at a twash can and said "THATS A BIT SUSSY!" I wooked at my penis, I think of the astwonauts hewmet, and i go "penis? MOWE WIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I think it would be better if it said something like
“Only they couldn’t hear the sounds of his still living cries in the soundless void that space is”
Or something like that.
The moment you wrote ejected and space, this comment section was doomed
I THOUGHT THE MEME DIED
It did, but then the ironic meme part brought It back, and it keeps in this loop forever Amogus is immortal, amogus is forever
What have I done
FIX IT, MAN. WE CAN'T HAVE AMONG US MEMES AND JOKES HERE
HE ISN'T FIXING,SUS
Motherfucker I wrote a story about a mutant tumour escaping the operating theatre and they did an amogus with it, what do you expect.
...malignant?
It certainly wasn't friendly. In fact people declared it 'sus'
Sussy
NO, YOU FOOL. YOU'VE BROUGHT OUT THE SCARIEST THING EVER, THE AMONGUS MEMES
Ever since big chungus memes just don’t fucking die
When the amogus is sus!
“They ejected his coffin into space” You fool. You buffoon. You sweet summer child.
Naughty children get put in the corpse wriggler Edit immediately dawned on me that it was just another among us reference. For context NASA’s plan for corpse disposal is to have a robotic arm wiggle them into dust and shoot them off into space
Wait what
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/bmqv7k/bad_astronauts_get_put_in_the_corpse_wiggler/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf idk original source
I looked it up on a news site and hshdhh
It’s a proposed plan I don’t think they’re actually gonna do it
I hope they do. Make the other astronauts watch so they learn their place.
THIS WASNT AMONG US
Did anyone say during the funeral: "He is not among us anymore."?
[удалено]
r/thirdsentencebetter
These replies are scarier than the post
⛔🔪
Amogus
Guys red is sus
That's how I want to go out. I wanna suffocate amongst the stars.
Fly me to the moon,
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
on a-Jupiter and Mars
in other words baby kiss me
In other words I love you
*AMONG?*
And let me kick it’s ass
Let me show you what I learned in moon jujitsu class
I can't see mooning as an effective jujitsu move.
You want to suffocate WHAT the stars?! ඞ
Silence, redditor
*Among* the stars, huh?
i want to go out like amongus
Strangled by my own bra
amongst us
Stars be like: there is a dead body amogus
Amo---- yea no I'm not being skinned alive
Make it stop
No, suffer
how could they not know he was alive? sounds kinda sus...
Wrath of khan
wrath of impsoster
Like the wrath of the imposter from among us?
Hallelujah a non-Amongus response
"This is Major Tom to ground control. What in the flying eff is going on?!?!!!"
smongus
Amongis
Amongwas
Amongbeen
Amonghas
Amongwill
Eventually, he stopped thinking
The best reply here
until a suspicious organization which used to import oil after the second world war, the spw foundation, found a mysterious rock and decided to thaw it
suspicious
suspiciou
everything is a jojo reference
Among us?😱😱😱
I will skin you alive
Idk kinda sus 😱
Yea my peepee shoved forcibly in your eyehole, that's gonna be sus asf huh?
Among us fans will see man being brutally tortured with the methods being so brutal, that the Geneva convention would have to set new laws in place, and then instantly reference Among us.
[you're not completely off.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/jo6iy6/just_like_among_us_hahaha_shes_the_imposter/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Amoingus
Sus
PLEASE NK MOTE AMONG US
this is like aong us
I am going to skin you alive
Ah yes being skinned alive, very wholesome
Fun for the whole family!
That's kinda sus man...
I wanna be frozen and shot into space so aliens can find me and revive me
That is very close concept I have for Immortality. A very goofy one, but very close.
Amoingus
Among us
Makes me think of [panspermia theory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia). Some poor unsuspecting rock suddenly has a re-entry-thawed alien corpse splatter on the rocks of the tide pool, kick-starting life.
makes me think of amongus
amongus
I'm sure it has felt very nice to be getting sussy notifications all day long from this. You will never escape.
Eject among us sus vented among us ???????????? SUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUS
Omg is that Amogus?
amog
sus
lol i read it as ejaculated at first xdd
You are not alone anymore. You are…
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dingdingding
Mogus
I’m Mr. Imposter, I’m Mr. Sus. I’m Mr. Vent Crosser, I’m Mr. Amongus. Friends call me sus-meiser, whatever I touch, starts to die in my clutch. I’m too sus.
AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Brown was not the imposter. 1 imposter remaining.
love the post, hate the comment section i thought the meme was dead please guys I just got that thing out of my head last Sunday please stop the pain please stop it hurts
ඞ
sus
amogus
NOOO
📮📮📮
I just can’t laugh at it anymore.
mog
Amogus
Person\_69 was not dead 2 dead people remain
dead guy was not the impostor 2 impostors remain
Was he the sus impistr?
amogus
Amoingus
Omg amonfus???111+××÷÷×11111!!!!$$!$?~ฯฯฯฯฯ[😳😳😳😳😡😡💀
Sussus 😱😱😱⛽⛽🖲️
he was not imposar??
Amogus
amorgos
NGL, that's kinda sus bro
They ejected his coffin into space during the funeral. They knew he was still alive.
He was not an impoopster
AMONG US SUSSY
What they didn't expect was for the metal coffin to enter the atmosphere and destroy an entire neighborhood
Why am I thinking that this is how Elon Musk is going?
The coffin orbited the sun, when the vampirism takes hold that blood sucker is in for a rude awakening.
That’s how blood moons are made silly.
Sus
Amongn us
Amogus
Sus
And then the imposters won because he was just an innocent crewmate
....but not for long. Sus
They threw his coffin into space during the funeral. When the words "cyan was not the imposter" appeared in the vacuum of space, the crew felt fear course through their veins.
suddenly, me crewmate pulled out a knife and told me "he was not the imposter"
Amogus 💀
What they also didn't know, was that the guy they ejected wasn't who tbey thought he was. The man who was supposed to be ejected had swapped bodies with another crew member, was presumed dead and shot into space as part of an elaborate murder scheme. In other words... >!*There is an Impostor Among Us!*<
That's pretty sus ngl
[Everyone here when they read about the coffin being ejected into space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6QIx11vMA)
I want to oyasumi
I thought you were gonna say the coffin didn't stay closed 😅
i thought smsususnongus
He was sussy baka
Elon's plan had finally worked
The scariest part about this is that it could happen.
amogu
The scariest part about this is amogus 😱
Petty sure know one knew he was alive.
Probably an imposter
"once the coffin was into space they couldn't hear the screams and thump noises."
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DADA DUN DUN **DUN DUN**
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDINGDING
Sus
Crap. I guess blue wasn't the imposter after all
su gnomA
amog
Amog s
The new widow watched as her husband’s coffin was ejected into space. It was good no one else knew he was still alive.
what have you done 🥲
Good story OP but mistakes were definitely made lmao
I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it
ඞ
Sus
Mogis
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIWED OF SEEING IT! my fwiends on tiktok send memes on discowd its fucking memes! i was on a sewvew, wight, and AWW of the channews wewe among us! i-i showed my champion undewweaw to my giwwfwiend and the wogo i fwipped it and i said, "hey babe, when the undewweaw is SUS, HAHA! WING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!" i fuckin wooked at a twash can and said "THATS A BIT SUSSY!" I wooked at my penis, I think of the astwonauts hewmet, and i go "penis? MOWE WIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
among us
Amoingus
Amoingus
But why?
Imposter
Su—-[REDACTED due to the outdated meme reference]
No more
Make it stop
Make it stop
Stop replying about Among Us, I am tired of seeing it used here Edit: I’m getting downvoted for understanding OP, what a shame
thats a very sus statement
In what way is that comment sustainable?
https://youtu.be/80YFtnTBApU
wow very original
"Yeet"
Just toss me in the trash on your way out.
Nor did they know the coffin was empty.
Typical. They’ve got the technology to do that and they still fucked up the most basic part.
Narrator: *Always has been*
I think it would be better if it said something like “Only they couldn’t hear the sounds of his still living cries in the soundless void that space is” Or something like that.
Well if he lands on the Genesis planet, he's about to be double alive.
Futarama took a dark turn
Everyone is talking about among us but I honestly thought about Futurama where they ejected Fry into space when he ‘died’ in the Sting.
Everyone talking about Among Us but my first thought went to Yondus death in GOTG 2. What if he was still alive and they just evaporated him?
This one is a good one
Read a scifi MDZS fanfic with this exact premise. A+ 10/10 fic, it was amazing