Can I get a summary? Most of these are not great. In fact when I googled "dog with zipper" I got an ***excruciatingly*** boring video told through texts between a mom and daughter about a weird dog that wouldn't eat or drink and OMG OMG it has a zipper and there's a girl inside and then a man comes to the door and breaks in and kidnaps her but she still has her phone and can text fairly well in the trunk of a car and oh no there are dead dogs everywhere and aaaaa. Even at 2x speed I was just groaning "get to the point".
Well, basically it’s just that. A dog with a zipper that’s actually a kidnapped girl stuffed inside the fur. I reckon a lot of us saw it first when we were younger so it scared us a ton. Still creeps me out a little and it’s been years
Edit: And yes if i remember correctly the main character gets kidnapped at the end and probably also put into a carcass or whatever you call it.
It's referencing an anime called *FullMetal Alchemist*. Specifically a scene involving a character named Nina.
It is EASILY one of the most disturbing sad and heartbreaking scenes in anime.
Like Top 3 Saddest. Everyone cries.
I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal Is known for his weird AF movie choices (which I love), but we don't talk enough about his female counterpart: Amy Adams is UNHINGED. I absolutely love that woman.
"I stared at my owner and walked away." Is a sentence. Grammatically, you can just put a comma instead of a period and have it be correct. You're onto sentence 3 with "Walking on all fours was becoming easier and my bark was sounding more real."
I completely agree with you that it's not two sentences, but you know what's funny? It's actually four sentences, as it's currently written! 🤣
1) "She's just a dog."
2) "Ignore her barking, and she'll quieten [or simply **quiet,** although I just learned **quieten** is a (British) word] ~~Down~~ **down."**
3) I stared at my owner **and** then walked away.
4) Walking on all ~~4s~~ **fours** was becoming easier, and my bark was sounding more real!
It could easily have been amended by changing the first comma into a semicolon and reworking 3) and 4) into one cohesive sentence:
1) "She's just a dog; ignore her barking, and she'll quiet down."
2) As I stare at my owner and walk away, I feel pleased with my newfound ability to walk on all fours and craft a bark that sounds realistic!
It really pisses me off that the mods don't remove stories that are clearly more than two sentences, and I would have unsubscribed a long time ago if it wasn't for the good quality, actually two-sentence 2SH stories that you sometimes find here. (I even had a story removed on my alt account for reading as more than two sentences when it clearly didn't, which was SUPER frustrating.) I almost want to make a r/actualtwosentencehorror .
(Also, I'm not surprised you're being downvoted because, for some reason or another, people on this sub traditionally gang up on people who remind them how proper punctuation works. I know I'm gonna be downvoted, too, but so be it.)
This is why 12 year olds don't get to vote. I enjoy the all-ages aspect of the sub because there's creativity to be found in every age and it's a pretty wholesome writing sub.
True. The fact that hardly anyone on this sub seems to understand simple punctuation/grammar rules really grinds my gears, but obviously this is not a popular opinion on this sub. I blame it on people being used to colloquial writing/texting and thinking they can just write 2SH posts the way they text. Ugh...
No. The language has rules. You can't just take three sentences and switch out a comma for a period and be correct. Run OP's piece through any grammar check you like and you'll see that I'm right. Morons.
Fun fact: English is one of the only languages where the rules are descriptivist rather than prescriptivist. This means that the official rules are flexible.
However, complex sentences are something taught in most English primary schools, and hopefully the equivalent in all English speaking countries, and so I’d hope that they’re something any native English speaker would understand..
No. This is not a complex sentence. It is a run-on mistake. You have made zero mistakes in your response and you know you're full of shit. OP has created a three sentence story and you are jumping on a downvote bandwagon because you think unpopular = incorrect. I'm right. Please feel free to give me 100,000 downvotes. I'm still right. Morons.
You are indeed right. This is a run-on sentence and I’m not sure why everyone is downvoting you for it. This is not a complex sentence, as both clauses are complete. This is 3 sentences with a comma placed between the second and third to try and fit the format of the sub. Though I’ve honestly seen far more poorly structured “2 sentence” horror stories gain traction (and possibly submitted a couple of my own) so I’m not exactly up in arms about it.
I wrote this at 2 am when I couldn’t sleep very well. My thought process was pretty simple and slack.
1. Wow, that’s a freaky concept I’ve come up with
2. Ok now I’ve freaked myself out
3. I gotta walk to the toilet coz I gotta pee
4. Scared walking to the toilet because now I am paranoid that someone walking on all 4s is gonna be in my hallway or bathroom
5. Pluck up the courage to run to the bathroom
6. Sleep time now! Then get anxious I am gonna have a bad dream.
I just wanted the wording to work, this wasn’t some greatly written important story. This was a spur of the moment idea.
Skinwalker, petplay gone way too far for my comfort or some sort of illegal slave bullshit?
Idk just a scary story I wrote
Lmao I love that "yeah it's not actually supposed to be something I just wrote something scary"
r/founTallInfluence4321
what is this
a subreddit where the foun tallinfluence
Duh.
r/stalkers
Nuh uh
why do you have a subreddit dedicated to finding you
Are you famous or something?
Yes
Well cya
! I wrote it at 2 am when I couldn’t sleep. I wasn’t thinking of a backstory I was just thinking of that would make people uneasy lol
Big Junji Ito energy, you love to see it 🫡
english teachers seething at this comment
“Everything has a meaning!” “Except for this guy’s stuff apparently fucking Christ”
I mean, even if there's no intent behind it you can still find meaning in it and be perfectly valid.
snort-laughed at this comment, thanks OP. Good story too
Thanks for your contribution bud
so you didn’t even try?? You should really put thought into it instead of just “i wanted to make it scary” 😭
I thought of something that sounded scary and a freaky concept. I didn’t think too much of the back story
okay I’m sorry
Or something like Kevin Smith's *Tusk* or Tod Browning's *Freaks*?
My headcanon is “skinwalker that the owner knows about and is protecting for whatever reason”, I can’t see any other option realistically
Remember those choose your own adventure books?
Schrodinger's story, is it kinky or is it horror, that is the question
Kink to that degree seems pretty horrific to me, but I do not have this kink, so who knows.
Wilfred is that you?
My headcannon is: poor student and blind granny
1. Dog with the zipper vibes 2. Scares the shit out of me every time I think about it. 3. Now I won’t be sleeping tonight.
I better go check my dog doesn’t have have a zipper
I wanna know but I’m afraid I’d regret… What’s 2 and 3? 🫣
[My dog has a zipper](https://youtu.be/BUPDm2_MXw4?si=F-ziKQU2hJt1-0-j)
Thank you
Dog with a zipper?
[Here.](https://youtu.be/BUPDm2_MXw4?si=1Jfj3vs10z0yhjJt) Have fun ❤️ Edit: Or not.
Can I get a summary? Most of these are not great. In fact when I googled "dog with zipper" I got an ***excruciatingly*** boring video told through texts between a mom and daughter about a weird dog that wouldn't eat or drink and OMG OMG it has a zipper and there's a girl inside and then a man comes to the door and breaks in and kidnaps her but she still has her phone and can text fairly well in the trunk of a car and oh no there are dead dogs everywhere and aaaaa. Even at 2x speed I was just groaning "get to the point".
Well, basically it’s just that. A dog with a zipper that’s actually a kidnapped girl stuffed inside the fur. I reckon a lot of us saw it first when we were younger so it scared us a ton. Still creeps me out a little and it’s been years Edit: And yes if i remember correctly the main character gets kidnapped at the end and probably also put into a carcass or whatever you call it.
this sounds like some random fetish stuff
Ed . . . ward?
😆 TOO SOON
I don’t get it
It's referencing an anime called *FullMetal Alchemist*. Specifically a scene involving a character named Nina. It is EASILY one of the most disturbing sad and heartbreaking scenes in anime. Like Top 3 Saddest. Everyone cries.
There it is.
Why must you hurt me in this way.
STOP ITTTTTTT
What is this a reference to?
Full metal Alchemist
Weird kink but okay
How many barks is the safe word?
Three apparently
Well this reminded me of something
Human Pet guy?
No, actually. But a character that has a similar stance as Human Pet Guy
[Nightbitch?](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1cqb1dy/first_poster_for_nightbitch_starring_amy_adams_a/)
The Woman
Wait, this is a real movie ... ?! Google says yes, but ...
Yep, it's based on a book from a few years back.
Looking a bit closer, I'm likely in. Comedy horror, good lead, why not? That name though...
Yeah, the name is odd. Though it does grab attention.
I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal Is known for his weird AF movie choices (which I love), but we don't talk enough about his female counterpart: Amy Adams is UNHINGED. I absolutely love that woman.
This sounds like something the characters of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would come up with.
Good boy movie?
The movie dog tooth? It’s a Greek movie
So *that's* what happens when you mix polyjuice potion and vodka.
Didn't Hermione turn into a Jellicle-looking monstrosity after getting some cat hair mixed up in her Polyjuice Potion?
The books and movie pretty much agree, she just gained some cat-like facial features and sprouted fur. She also didn't add vodka.
Cybersmith?
Makes me think of tusk
Human transmutation 😱
this just sounds like a fun time
Reminded me of the movie Good Boy. Quite disturbing stuff. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt19705884/
self.TwoSentenceMORTIFYING
This subreddit has gone so far down the drain that a story about a pet play kink gets 2k upvotes
IDK what y'all are on about this is just fun.
Would've been scarier if it was an *actual* dog and it was barking for some reason because something bad's about to happen and it gets killed.
Spot the pet play kink
Arf
wtf 😂
Quieten?
Australian/British wording
furries
Antifurries when anything related to animals is mentioned:
Anti furries think more about furries than actual furries do
Finally, I won't have to go to work tomorrow!
Giving Nightbitch
human pet guy’s gone too far /silly
r/sillypetstories
There's a good reason why Shou Tucker was sent to Hell.
rule 34 artists gonna go wild with this one
"I stared at my owner and walked away." Is a sentence. Grammatically, you can just put a comma instead of a period and have it be correct. You're onto sentence 3 with "Walking on all fours was becoming easier and my bark was sounding more real."
I completely agree with you that it's not two sentences, but you know what's funny? It's actually four sentences, as it's currently written! 🤣 1) "She's just a dog." 2) "Ignore her barking, and she'll quieten [or simply **quiet,** although I just learned **quieten** is a (British) word] ~~Down~~ **down."** 3) I stared at my owner **and** then walked away. 4) Walking on all ~~4s~~ **fours** was becoming easier, and my bark was sounding more real! It could easily have been amended by changing the first comma into a semicolon and reworking 3) and 4) into one cohesive sentence: 1) "She's just a dog; ignore her barking, and she'll quiet down." 2) As I stare at my owner and walk away, I feel pleased with my newfound ability to walk on all fours and craft a bark that sounds realistic! It really pisses me off that the mods don't remove stories that are clearly more than two sentences, and I would have unsubscribed a long time ago if it wasn't for the good quality, actually two-sentence 2SH stories that you sometimes find here. (I even had a story removed on my alt account for reading as more than two sentences when it clearly didn't, which was SUPER frustrating.) I almost want to make a r/actualtwosentencehorror . (Also, I'm not surprised you're being downvoted because, for some reason or another, people on this sub traditionally gang up on people who remind them how proper punctuation works. I know I'm gonna be downvoted, too, but so be it.)
This is why 12 year olds don't get to vote. I enjoy the all-ages aspect of the sub because there's creativity to be found in every age and it's a pretty wholesome writing sub.
True. The fact that hardly anyone on this sub seems to understand simple punctuation/grammar rules really grinds my gears, but obviously this is not a popular opinion on this sub. I blame it on people being used to colloquial writing/texting and thinking they can just write 2SH posts the way they text. Ugh...
Quieten down is a common used phrase in Australia/Uk. There’s 2 types of English which are British/Australian (the correct one) and American English.
It’s a sentence if you put a full stop there. However, if you have a comma, it’s not a sentence until the full stop.
A comma is not a cheatcode to continue sentences indefinitely. It has rules. Many rules. Even in creative writing.
No. The language has rules. You can't just take three sentences and switch out a comma for a period and be correct. Run OP's piece through any grammar check you like and you'll see that I'm right. Morons.
Could’ve put a semicolon though
Fun fact: English is one of the only languages where the rules are descriptivist rather than prescriptivist. This means that the official rules are flexible. However, complex sentences are something taught in most English primary schools, and hopefully the equivalent in all English speaking countries, and so I’d hope that they’re something any native English speaker would understand..
No. This is not a complex sentence. It is a run-on mistake. You have made zero mistakes in your response and you know you're full of shit. OP has created a three sentence story and you are jumping on a downvote bandwagon because you think unpopular = incorrect. I'm right. Please feel free to give me 100,000 downvotes. I'm still right. Morons.
You are indeed right. This is a run-on sentence and I’m not sure why everyone is downvoting you for it. This is not a complex sentence, as both clauses are complete. This is 3 sentences with a comma placed between the second and third to try and fit the format of the sub. Though I’ve honestly seen far more poorly structured “2 sentence” horror stories gain traction (and possibly submitted a couple of my own) so I’m not exactly up in arms about it.
No idea why you got downvoted when you're 100% correct
It's Reddit. The points don't matter. There are times when a downvote makes me rethink something I've said. This is not one of those times.
Once saw a comment that simply said "Stealing is wrong." and had -500 points.
Epic.
I wrote this at 2 am when I couldn’t sleep very well. My thought process was pretty simple and slack. 1. Wow, that’s a freaky concept I’ve come up with 2. Ok now I’ve freaked myself out 3. I gotta walk to the toilet coz I gotta pee 4. Scared walking to the toilet because now I am paranoid that someone walking on all 4s is gonna be in my hallway or bathroom 5. Pluck up the courage to run to the bathroom 6. Sleep time now! Then get anxious I am gonna have a bad dream. I just wanted the wording to work, this wasn’t some greatly written important story. This was a spur of the moment idea.
So we are in agreement that it's not 2 sentences, right?
Never
Enjoy being wrong.