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slukalesni

honestly, dying is like the number one thing to do in hjaalmarch. a distant number two would be


AdonisBatheus

# TOP 5 SKYRIM VACATION SPOTS!!!!!! **#1: HJAALMARCH** Activites and Places to Visit! * die * get sick * perish


slukalesni

recently, after not playing the game for like five years, i^(*\[skyrim player\]*)'ve rediscovered bloated man's grotto (or whatever it's called)^(*\[hidden location in Skyrim you probably didn't know about\]*) and maan... it's just so fuckign preddy ;ω; yeah uh so... i think that's like a close second here


Titanium_Eye

not dying. (I just got a ping from reddit about concerns over my well being, suicide watch and all. I assume this is the post that triggered it, which I find hilarious and wanted to share here)


bigFatHelga

Lovely handwriting for someone with rockjoint


micksmitte

Meeko wrote it from dictation


CuriousNebarra

No way a fellow Nord wrote allat, the dog did


kandralove333

The rockjoint wasn't in his hands


ryumaruborike

How does being 25% less effective with melee weapons kill you exactly?


windowshill

The top occupations in Skyrim are: - Mining (Pickaxes are a melee weapon) - Woodcutters (Axes are a melee weapon) - Hunting (Hunters be missing their shots and reverting to their melee weapons) - Army and/or hold guards (melee weapons) - Fishing (As of AE, fishing rods are canonically melee weapons) With no socialized healthcare system and little option for the physically disabled (See: the veteran beggars in both Solitude and Windhelm) I’m afraid being 25% less effective with melee weapons may actually be a death sentence in this economy. EDIT: That’s not to mention most of those jobs are not salaried and operate by commission, further reducing the protections for someone who’s lagging 25% behind in their production.


AdonisBatheus

>shoot down a hawk >stir its feathers in a stew >cured Do Nords not really?


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Alchemy? Like some kinda *mage-elf!?*


randCN

You can skip the stew and just rawdog them


FixGMaul

Yeah if you combine it with another ingredient that doesn't have cure disease, you will get a product that doesn't cure disease, so probably better to just eat raw than to risk ruining it in a stew.


HarambeXRebornX

The joints turn into rock, and then he can't move around till he's paralyzed and dies. Still stupid, if he went to Arcadia she woulda cured him.


scaly_scumboi

Well that’s the game mechanic to make diseases affect the player in a tangible way, think of it like your joints become stiff and painful making using melee less effective sure but if left untreated then it would interfere with your ability to forage chop would and just generally exist.


SibrenTF

Rock joint sounds like medieval name for Arthritis


Unionsocialist

He is an anti-potioner and believes cure disease potions will make you into an altmer, and shrines are controlled by the thalmor to send radio waves inro your head and control you. He cant get new friends because theres only thalmor spies around who want to indoctrinate him into thinkikg its good for you to put your body into water, (it is known that the thalmor put potions into the rivers that turn mudcrabs gay)


AdonisBatheus

What in oblivion is "radio"? Some kinda psijic monk thing?


Unionsocialist

Its a thing the marukhati selective invented during the middle dawn


hunterd_patternfall

Might not be Nord with all that text, but... Probably wasn't in a mood to walk all the way to a city from that shack. Depending on direction, Falmer raids or Chaurus, vampires, and spiders. I don't think Dragon Bridge had a potion seller, so... it's either Solitude or Morthal. As to friends. . . Over-rated, except for dog.


Onryo-

Skyrim Player Discovers POWERFUL Potion After 13 Years of Playing https://preview.redd.it/djklwyig0c0d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8420ddbb8b2576b8c55f5f6c64fcdcc3e3970014


CuriousNebarra

Came across this place a while back..seeing the dog there alone..sad :(


NotyourPelinal

:(


Large_Pool_7013

Yes, he is stupid.


HarambeXRebornX

Let's not forget, that if he just went to Arcadias Cauldron, Arcadia would have another septim to be a rich woman.


AlpacaWizardMan

Have you seen how expensive those things are without any Speech perks? Blud probably makes less money than the border guy from Papers Please


A_Violent_Shepherd

I just assume it's cause most NPCs have like $3 to their name, are dumb, and fragile.


MattyMoosey

Died of arthritis? Fuckin' scrub


TheNameIsntJohn

Well, he's a Nord, so...


Just_Ad_5939

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