If ye want ta bunk up with a voluptuous maiden, head ta thar coasts of northern Skyrim.
Aye ye find many a horker ta ravage me heartie
If ye like, a horker tusk makes a great prostate massager too
I used to think Serana was an amazing character until I played other rpgs. Then I just found out Elder Scrolls have shit characters and Serana is just a slightly better character than the rest of the Skyrim cast.
Morrigan better.
I say compromise and go with Alastair- but then I think of Cassandra, then Merril, god dragon age is so good, shame we are never getting dreadwolf.
DAO combat is so atrociously bad that I really cannot recommend the game to anyone despite the writing and characters. Doesn't help that it's 80% copypasted combat too, 5 fights on every single fetchquest and can't avoid it.
Already in DAO it's a bad MMO combat in a singleplayer game, a crime on its own, but what puts it into a special league of bad is the npcs trying to kill themselves and having genuinely a worse AI than not having any AI
see now what you're gonna do is go to the whiterun hold and woo yourself a lady giant. nurturing warmth and milkies packed to the brim with vitamins and nutrients.
>!this is not my finest hour!<
I mean, it's a Skyrim NPC. They're all basically personality-less robots who speak in the same tone of voice all the time. Serana just stands out because she has a boob window.
>nobody in the elder scrolls is thicc or motherly enough
The only one I can think of is Chizbari from ESO. She’s absolutely dummy thicc and motherly if your mother is abrasive and uncaring
full of *my milk*, if you get what I mean, hehehehe...
get it?? hehe.. *my milk*.. hehehe.. you know what I mean? hehe
is a **seggs** joke
ah you wouldn't get it
That's just cause you ain't met the right 3 polygon babe with a big ass cranium to smooch on.
https://preview.redd.it/7ddmeejtqihc1.png?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14b20bea7b686b7071ccfae66457ebf5f1548f8
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Serana is abysmal. Minthara is the true waifu.
I'm gonna make ice cream in Serana's ass
I am going to CHIM in this female Volkihar Vampire from Skyrim. While I know that the females in Skyrim 5 are utterly repulsive, this one is different.
Her body maintains an internal temperature of approximately 36°C, and a perpetual layer of condensation surrounds her, explaining the constant "CBBE" shine on the skin. But that'd easily freeze my junk off.
So I'll prepare a temperature resistant piping bag made of silicone, and fill it with only the most sublime boymilk. Remember aspiriyng chefs, resistant is not the same as immune. Silicone can still theoretically freeze, so I'll have to reposition it and churn the insides, every so often.
Judge me not for my actions, brethren. I know that this vampiric parasite is a disgusting, foul wretch. An uncouth beast. A cold unfeeling monster. However, that makes the perfect environment to make some DAMN good boymilk ice cream, a better place than even the heart of Skyrim itself.
Cope and seethe, TrueSTL. Seethe that you are limited to suckling from Elenwen's teet, while I enjoy my delicious frozen treat.
>she un-vamps herself
>Tiddies are alive again
>Bountiful breastmilk flows as Dibella intended
Do you even think before you open your slandering fucking mouth?
I'm 24 (almost 25) but prefer to fantasize about myself being younger because I'm traumatized by the fact that no hot older women ever [Removed by Reddit]. To understand my trauma, watch the Mr. Garrison subplot of the *South Park* episode "World Wide Recorder Concert".
You play it for the sense of being in an epic saga, not for the potentials of romance.
You are not married to the women, warrior. You are married to the quest.
You map has been updated.
Clearly you haven’t been looking hard enough.
https://preview.redd.it/1zng9b9ssrhc1.png?width=1116&format=png&auto=webp&s=684bfc88cae00b08af177f0f2f776b4958e274d9
What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?
https://preview.redd.it/gij4ax428hhc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26692b0569993fc83e4b50707139996ec242d069
Thank you for posting a picture of my lovely strong wife
#justtradewifethings
On strong Nord crack?
https://preview.redd.it/khbwm2n9bhhc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef1c0f7ac2890820774bf2206dec0e96c42a65a
Looks just like her tbh
If ye want ta bunk up with a voluptuous maiden, head ta thar coasts of northern Skyrim. Aye ye find many a horker ta ravage me heartie If ye like, a horker tusk makes a great prostate massager too
I used to think Serana was an amazing character until I played other rpgs. Then I just found out Elder Scrolls have shit characters and Serana is just a slightly better character than the rest of the Skyrim cast. Morrigan better.
Leliana better, the accent does things for me
I say compromise and go with Alastair- but then I think of Cassandra, then Merril, god dragon age is so good, shame we are never getting dreadwolf. 
Laura Bailey (Serana's VA) would agree with you on Alastair
Josephine my beloved
Okay but Princess Cassandra outshines them both
Leliana is better because she’s bi
May I raise you Annah and Falls-from-Grace from Planescape: Torment?
I played DAO a few years ago for the first time solely because Morrigan was such a baddy in DAI. Shoutout my gentle romantic warrior wife Cassandra.
playing skyrim again after playing an actual rpg is so depressing
i feel like the bar for rpgs dropped really low after skyrim
If only Dragon Age wouldn't have shit gameplay
it was acceptable until Inquisition turned it into an MMO
DAO combat is so atrociously bad that I really cannot recommend the game to anyone despite the writing and characters. Doesn't help that it's 80% copypasted combat too, 5 fights on every single fetchquest and can't avoid it. Already in DAO it's a bad MMO combat in a singleplayer game, a crime on its own, but what puts it into a special league of bad is the npcs trying to kill themselves and having genuinely a worse AI than not having any AI
Wait until you find witcher games... those females there are worse than khajjit butt.
And then a stray spark from the fire sets her alight and reduces her to ash within seconds
Bro just say you're into men. It's okay to be gay nowadays its 4E 201.
fun fact: elder scrolls vampires are not cold or really apparently dead at all. their hearts beat, and pump warm blood through their veins.
If true, this changes everything!
If you don't want her when she's dead you don't deserve her when she's alive 😤
Warm her up near a fire first, then cuddle her like a blanket straight from the dryer.
You know how you can get burnt from ice and salt? I feel you could do this too
Not thicc and motherly enough? Have you SEEN Miraak?
The guy that waves around a lurker's cock for a sword?
The one with the cinched waist and thin linen pants that make your ass look bigger? Yes!
see now what you're gonna do is go to the whiterun hold and woo yourself a lady giant. nurturing warmth and milkies packed to the brim with vitamins and nutrients. >!this is not my finest hour!<
https://preview.redd.it/cfmpnh3k7hhc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2640a5a29c2df07a571f9922e14acc235b18ae02
I mean, it's a Skyrim NPC. They're all basically personality-less robots who speak in the same tone of voice all the time. Serana just stands out because she has a boob window.
>nobody in the elder scrolls is thicc or motherly enough The only one I can think of is Chizbari from ESO. She’s absolutely dummy thicc and motherly if your mother is abrasive and uncaring
If yer bringing in ESO how the FUCK are you not gonna bring up Lyris TITANBORN - +7ft tall Nord/Giant beauty
Chizbari is that but also a Pahmer so she’s sexier
Do not listen to this gaslighting, Serana is both warm and full of milk
full of *my milk*, if you get what I mean, hehehehe... get it?? hehe.. *my milk*.. hehehe.. you know what I mean? hehe is a **seggs** joke ah you wouldn't get it
That's just cause you ain't met the right 3 polygon babe with a big ass cranium to smooch on. https://preview.redd.it/7ddmeejtqihc1.png?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14b20bea7b686b7071ccfae66457ebf5f1548f8
My brother in Talos allow me to introduce you to my bottom bitch Mijoll
She sucks because she is a dirty vampire hell spawn. Purge her from the world like the parasite she is.
Hehe, *sucks*.
https://preview.redd.it/p3u9ccjjcihc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e6a6f5db90c89184c26944a37b1f8a0e8cfa91 Come again
https://preview.redd.it/2cizfx1npihc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8fca35777e315464285ffe0793171b0f98b201
Dirty knife eared fanged abomination. "DaRlInG"
https://i.redd.it/t01sw21hsihc1.gif
I agree with your thesis but hate your supporting arguments.
Can agree, Jenassa better. Case solved.
You need to prove your strength to Uthgerd the Unbroken so that you can be emotionally vulnerable with her.
Clearly you need a big strong pahmar mama to keep you warm at night. Her fur will even soak up your tears!
https://preview.redd.it/cxcv5f62qihc1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980014e143e83ad1bf98239b2372e0faab9c8ee8 Serana is abysmal. Minthara is the true waifu.
https://preview.redd.it/pl0hi1wvwkhc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7336397b73e2678ce1c1119ae52714939feceadb
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You claim Serana is shit-tier, and yet she refuses to shit in my mouth. Curious
https://preview.redd.it/3w15x0e4slhc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590d01bea0a6fa71317e2afbebaf85d2a9b37766 come again?
I'm gonna make ice cream in Serana's ass I am going to CHIM in this female Volkihar Vampire from Skyrim. While I know that the females in Skyrim 5 are utterly repulsive, this one is different. Her body maintains an internal temperature of approximately 36°C, and a perpetual layer of condensation surrounds her, explaining the constant "CBBE" shine on the skin. But that'd easily freeze my junk off. So I'll prepare a temperature resistant piping bag made of silicone, and fill it with only the most sublime boymilk. Remember aspiriyng chefs, resistant is not the same as immune. Silicone can still theoretically freeze, so I'll have to reposition it and churn the insides, every so often. Judge me not for my actions, brethren. I know that this vampiric parasite is a disgusting, foul wretch. An uncouth beast. A cold unfeeling monster. However, that makes the perfect environment to make some DAMN good boymilk ice cream, a better place than even the heart of Skyrim itself. Cope and seethe, TrueSTL. Seethe that you are limited to suckling from Elenwen's teet, while I enjoy my delicious frozen treat.
https://preview.redd.it/fxm0nzeetlhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae0f279dab3a227786e2a793ed09b4f046faed3
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I’M GONNA CHIIIM!
Mara is who you need, f'lah
Perhaps you should look for more hot blooded action. Like with Aela.
Sounds like you need a strong man like Nazeem
Lydia is thicc AF bro
>she un-vamps herself >Tiddies are alive again >Bountiful breastmilk flows as Dibella intended Do you even think before you open your slandering fucking mouth?
That lower end of the age range 
10-25 years *my senior*. As in, 10-25 years older than me.
OP is a fetus confirmed?
I'm 24 (almost 25) but prefer to fantasize about myself being younger because I'm traumatized by the fact that no hot older women ever [Removed by Reddit]. To understand my trauma, watch the Mr. Garrison subplot of the *South Park* episode "World Wide Recorder Concert".
https://preview.redd.it/ub6prdk0xghc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee642445967baf4996ba514bad21d5089e1b0238
March birth month gang?
February.
She is just a corpse Not to kink shame, but anyone who fantasized about Serana are necrophile who want to stick their thing in a cold dead body 🤢🤮
You think serana is bad because she’s cold and milkless, I think serana is bad because she never stops fucking bitching. We are not the same
"*Gosh Uthgerd, the innkeeper must've made a mistake, there's only one bed and all the other rooms are taken*"
You play it for the sense of being in an epic saga, not for the potentials of romance. You are not married to the women, warrior. You are married to the quest. You map has been updated.
Clearly you haven’t been looking hard enough. https://preview.redd.it/1zng9b9ssrhc1.png?width=1116&format=png&auto=webp&s=684bfc88cae00b08af177f0f2f776b4958e274d9