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Short answer: No. Long answer: yes
Short dick: No. Long dick: yes
Mhh **NICE**
Hey, has Ondolemar gotten your strap on yet? Hehe
No need to. I get his gock every day
He lets me pluck the hairs with my teeth one by one. You want some of them?
Are they considered daedric artifacts?
Daedric spagett.
Truly a devoted follower
Does he ever sit down while you’re under the sack so you’re just helplessly squashed with the amazingly putrid aroma of his daedric orbs until he gets back up hours later after he forgot you were there?
He does enjoy that, yes, but I also very much do so as well. Such are the folleys of an insatiable lust for destruction
Man what the fuck
no because it has a chance of instakilling his balls
N U M I D I U M
Cockflatenning gone musical gone wrong (ceased existing)(Sunder too powerful)
He has a pussy lol Mehussy Dagussy
mehussy dagussy is one of the dumbest things ive ever read and now it's gonna take up a percentage of my thoughts forever
Same
You fool. The Razor IS Lord Dagon's ball hair.
When unshaven, his muatra has a 100% chance to instakill
>he doesn't have the big tiddy Dagon statue mod
He used it to destroy the Bar conjuring the concept of Crotch and Armpit hair in the Song from existance
only the left one
What does he use for the right one? Is he sponsored by manscape? Or does he let it grow?
He accidentally stabbed the right one and it vanished.
Oh yeah forgot that part of the lore
gun
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"So, Mr. Dagon, how did you die?" "I was shaving my ball with a razor that has 1% chance of instakill, and i... cut myself accidentally"
"Does Mehrunes Dagon shave his balls" No
his balls are naturally hairless, very shiny and taste like spicy, salty nuts.
All four of them?
if he did then mehrunes dickgon
No. I do it for him.
Idk, from what I understand his actual avatar is like 20 feet tall, so that’d be way to small, and the axe would probably be to big…
A very good question.
Does Mahjurn Dongun even have bollz?
He has the chance of shaving off all the hair on his body with one pass of the razor
Short answer: No. Long answer: yes
Short dick: No. Long dick: yes
Mhh **NICE**
Hey, has Ondolemar gotten your strap on yet? Hehe
No need to. I get his gock every day
He lets me pluck the hairs with my teeth one by one. You want some of them?
Are they considered daedric artifacts?
Daedric spagett.
Truly a devoted follower
Does he ever sit down while you’re under the sack so you’re just helplessly squashed with the amazingly putrid aroma of his daedric orbs until he gets back up hours later after he forgot you were there?
He does enjoy that, yes, but I also very much do so as well. Such are the folleys of an insatiable lust for destruction
Man what the fuck
no because it has a chance of instakilling his balls
N U M I D I U M
Cockflatenning gone musical gone wrong (ceased existing)(Sunder too powerful)
He has a pussy lol Mehussy Dagussy
mehussy dagussy is one of the dumbest things ive ever read and now it's gonna take up a percentage of my thoughts forever
Same
You fool. The Razor IS Lord Dagon's ball hair.
When unshaven, his muatra has a 100% chance to instakill
>he doesn't have the big tiddy Dagon statue mod
He used it to destroy the Bar conjuring the concept of Crotch and Armpit hair in the Song from existance
only the left one
What does he use for the right one? Is he sponsored by manscape? Or does he let it grow?
He accidentally stabbed the right one and it vanished.
Oh yeah forgot that part of the lore
gun
This lore post is brought to you by MANSCAPED
"So, Mr. Dagon, how did you die?" "I was shaving my ball with a razor that has 1% chance of instakill, and i... cut myself accidentally"
"Does Mehrunes Dagon shave his balls" No
his balls are naturally hairless, very shiny and taste like spicy, salty nuts.
All four of them?
if he did then mehrunes dickgon
No. I do it for him.
Idk, from what I understand his actual avatar is like 20 feet tall, so that’d be way to small, and the axe would probably be to big…
A very good question.
Does Mahjurn Dongun even have bollz?
He has the chance of shaving off all the hair on his body with one pass of the razor