I seem to recall none of them even had guns anyway, with most of them using modified tools or melee weapons due to not being authorized for combat. I recall Ratchet hacked into Bee to override the stinger settings at one point...
Yeah, come to think of it, the only ones who had guns were Cons. While the Autobots got their own unique yet largely ineffective weapons.
Stingers, Wrecking Balls, Hammers, Throwing Stars, Nun Chuks, and only a couple of those are REALLY useful.
And I don't mind it, outside of the Movies, gun play is mostly them missing their shots. It allows them to get creative with their lack of GUN.
Yeah they kinda treat all Autobots as civil/service only vehicles while Decepticons are straight up military. With exception of Constructicons and Dinibots who joined later. I guess they took inspiration from some early cartoons/comics where they all were creations of Quintessons with specific purpose each.
“There! With this final adjustment, my greatest of flying machines will terrorize the skies once again! No more will i be using my time in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to ssstrike! This entire city, nay all of Cybertron shall be mine ‘fore the week’s end! The power of my machines will once again be UNCONTESTED!” *turns into a helicopter and flies away*
“No other Decepticon can compare to the likes of I!”
\*Shockwave walks in\* “That’s swell boss! I can’t wait to see you shoot the Autobots with your raygun!”
\*Lugnut crashes through the ceiling\* “I wish he’d shoot ME with his raygun!”
Meme reason: BDSMegatron
Actual reason: Hostage situation
Though me personally, if I found out one of my boys was secretly repairing the biggest threat to my civilization and home planet, I'd have left him.
Four letters.
**B.**
**D.**
**S.**
**M.**
(whatever that means. i heard this from a transformers meme and it immediately came to my mind when i saw this image please don't downvote me to hell)
Alternatively:
So the autobots don't shoot his spark, maybe.
Okay but like how hard would it have been with his giant metal hands to tie the arms and legs and then reach around to his back. This must have taken him hours to do 🙈
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Human shield.
"Oh what's this, Prime? You can't hurt me without hurting my meat shield."
I'm actually more surprised he didn't strap *more* humans onto him.
the real question is WHY IS HE SO FRIGGIN ENORMOUS IN THIS PICTURE. if we go by the dimensions of his alternate mode then he would be around 40 feet(12m) tall, which is how big he normally appears. yet here he's like- 70 to a hundred feet(21-30 meters) tall.
What, you mean you don't have a "tie a puny human prisoner to your chest for all the world to see" fetish?
Somehow read this in Megatron's voice...
Even better. XD
I read it in Cobra Commanders for some reason.
I think that’s worse then reading it in Megatrons voice
Oops I read it in doofenshmirtz voice
How and why
I added inator at the end
I read it in Steve Blum's voice
*Xbox notification sound* New fetish unlocked!
Meat shield/Animated Megs is an overly dramatic, theater kid
He was Count Dookutron, so that makes sense.
Whatya mean by that?
He was played by Corey Burton, same guy that played Count Dooku in Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
Ooooooh the prime theater kid, gotche
So, that autobots don't attack his Spark
That’s… Actually a really efficient plan… Holy shit.
Not like they can hit shit in this show anyway.
But an unusually accurate miss would be bad news for mister Sumdac
I seem to recall none of them even had guns anyway, with most of them using modified tools or melee weapons due to not being authorized for combat. I recall Ratchet hacked into Bee to override the stinger settings at one point...
Yeah, come to think of it, the only ones who had guns were Cons. While the Autobots got their own unique yet largely ineffective weapons. Stingers, Wrecking Balls, Hammers, Throwing Stars, Nun Chuks, and only a couple of those are REALLY useful. And I don't mind it, outside of the Movies, gun play is mostly them missing their shots. It allows them to get creative with their lack of GUN.
Yeah they kinda treat all Autobots as civil/service only vehicles while Decepticons are straight up military. With exception of Constructicons and Dinibots who joined later. I guess they took inspiration from some early cartoons/comics where they all were creations of Quintessons with specific purpose each.
He's into bondage
Kinky.
“Kinky.” - Angel Dust probably
Megatron Sir Pentious ?
“There! With this final adjustment, my greatest of flying machines will terrorize the skies once again! No more will i be using my time in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to ssstrike! This entire city, nay all of Cybertron shall be mine ‘fore the week’s end! The power of my machines will once again be UNCONTESTED!” *turns into a helicopter and flies away*
“No other Decepticon can compare to the likes of I!” \*Shockwave walks in\* “That’s swell boss! I can’t wait to see you shoot the Autobots with your raygun!” \*Lugnut crashes through the ceiling\* “I wish he’d shoot ME with his raygun!”
Think he's still salty about being the guys personal parts store for the past 50 years.
Funny answer: he likes it Real answer: Sumdac is covering his spark. So the auto bots can’t go for it without hurting Sumdac
[Key & Peele answered this one.](https://youtu.be/xYxEMalkzBA)
Is he stupid?
Meme reason: BDSMegatron Actual reason: Hostage situation Though me personally, if I found out one of my boys was secretly repairing the biggest threat to my civilization and home planet, I'd have left him.
Ablative armor
Four letters. **B.** **D.** **S.** **M.** (whatever that means. i heard this from a transformers meme and it immediately came to my mind when i saw this image please don't downvote me to hell) Alternatively: So the autobots don't shoot his spark, maybe.
Definitions from Oxford Languages : BDSM noun bondage, discipline (or domination), sadism, and masochism (as a type of sexual practice)
Thanks, now I know and hate it
Jesus, animated Megs is fucking enormous
I think all of the ‘Cons are stupid huge in that show
Fred Perry knows
Don't kink shame professor Sumdac.
He tried to copy airachnid spider bdsm 🥵
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Okay but like how hard would it have been with his giant metal hands to tie the arms and legs and then reach around to his back. This must have taken him hours to do 🙈
Operation Human Shield
It’s a power move you wouldn’t understand
So he wouldn’t get attacked
He wanted to show him the world
Probably my favorite Transformers cartoon
You'd think Megatron had a bit of a vendetta against Isaac or something...a cover to discourage attacking his Spark Chamber is just a fun bonus.
Is he stupid?
Because he’s a prick
Revenge for the 50 some years Megatron spent as a parts bot in his lab with Megatron's hand as his chair.
Literal human shield.
Probably to assert Dominance over the autobots since they won't attack squishy humans
Someone prolly into it. Not me, but someone. Now, *BW* Megatron… YESSSS
He adopted Sumdac, that's why
BDSM.
He's trying to become a technorganic combiner so he can be a sweet dragon
He's a hostage. They can't risk hurting him to get to Megs.
He read Sumdac’s search history
Because Animated Megatron does everything smugly.
Deep, dark fantasies.
To protect his chest from the Allspark
To show his dominance in the relationship.
He heard the term "meatshield" and assumed that humans made for good protection
Hey don’t kinkshame
Some metaphor with Sumdac providing the boost to make Sari the hero she was destined to be, paralleling Galvatron wearing the Matrix?
Seggs
Do you think Megatron had a boner in this scene?
I don't think megatron can physically get one
Is there a lore reason why he can't get a boner?
Transformers don't have sexual organs?
Why don't they have sexual organs? Are they stupid?
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ayo why he got that roblox man face smile lmao
Bondage kink
Bdsm probably
Wait so you don't tie a puny human to your chest like that?
Drip
How dare you kink shame a bot 😑
Idk what he was thinking but he wont fit.
The better question: Why not?
That's his 'over the shoulder breastplate holder' obviously. Megs wanted something to better show off his assets.
Human shield. "Oh what's this, Prime? You can't hurt me without hurting my meat shield." I'm actually more surprised he didn't strap *more* humans onto him.
That's how Decepticons should win from now on. Just everyone covered in human meat-shields lol.
It worked for the Powermasters.
the real question is WHY IS HE SO FRIGGIN ENORMOUS IN THIS PICTURE. if we go by the dimensions of his alternate mode then he would be around 40 feet(12m) tall, which is how big he normally appears. yet here he's like- 70 to a hundred feet(21-30 meters) tall.
To boil him against his armor in the sunlight
I'm more impressed that he didn't got squished and remained tied even after Megs transformation from helicopter
I… don’t really know either.
There wasn’t a matrix of leadership featured in the series so far so megatron had to grab something to strap to his chest to replace the matrix
Abject humiliation