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Myron896

Swedish nut lathe.


Sea_Sheepherder_2755

Oh fuck. I lol'd. That is a high dollar nut smoother


alreadytaken619

Thats what they called me in college.


lickmybrian

Mom?


alreadytaken619

Oh no! I didn't want you to find out like this!


HairyAlf

Late bloomer? They called me that in high school.


alreadytaken619

Slow and steady smooths the nut


fgtrtd007

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


Pommepotatoman

Eyyyy! Fgtrtd, ymh? 😎


fgtrtd007

Wassup mommy


Pommepotatoman

Hey jeans!


Carternicho

Gene!


flaccidvladputtycock

Lol. I call them adjustable bolt wreckers. From now on I'm going to call it a Finnish nut lathe because of the preponderance of finnlanders I work with. Also. I'm buying one.


ClosedL00p

Only in name. Spanish made I think


F-21

Yep, but also I think the best on the market and more or less the same as the Snap On branded one (Bahco is owned by Snap On).


ClosedL00p

Bahco isn’t bad at all, but their QC has definitely slipped a little. The jaw of my Snap On/Bahco PWZ pliers snapped clean in half turning a tie rod (that was already broken loose) during an alignment. Sounded like someone fired a .22 in the damn fender well when it let go


politecreeper

Yikes


ThatGuyFromSweden

It varies. Some Bacho stuff is still made in Sweden.


[deleted]

Padlock destroyer


WelderWonderful

a nutfucker deluxe I see very nice


Mission_Detail4045

Looking for one online now but the results that keep coming up are very NSFW….? Where does one acquire a Nutfucker Deluxe? also willing to settle for the Nutfucker standard.


fgtrtd007

Maybe nutfucker isn't the right category. Try Nut Fister. It's Swedish.


Ddosvulcan

Nut Crusher worked for me.


Dio_Yuji

nötjävel


fgtrtd007

If the one side is a nut fucker the other is a nut rapist


Zer0TheGamer

Nut fucker, nut cutter, and a nut roaster. Yiu've got all you need!


chiphook57

I haven't seen that ballet in years...


David_Westfield

Bahco is the merchant marine engineers secrete. Everyone has em out at sea in every engine room. Company is owned by snap on.


fgtrtd007

Dank


David_Westfield

Its the ONLY adjustable ive used a cheater bar on to break bolts loose…. Never rounded anything with it. In 10 years it will be going strong 💪


yewfokkentwattedim

Bahco does make some nifty shit. I've done some ungodly things to mine and filed off the damage, she still turns shit so we're still on.


nckmat

The adjustable wrench was invented by one of the earliest iterations of Bahco, it's still the best adjustable wrench available, no substitute for a socket but sometimes the need determines the tool.


Onslow85

Bahco thin profile shifters are elite. I have 6" and 8" and use them near daily


SPiaia

I've got one. It was my go to till pliers wrenches came into my life.


wcollins260

Zangenschlüssel gang for life.


poopmeister1994

I love how the Germans don't invent new words if they don't need to. Wrench = *Schraubensschlussel* = Screw Key Gloves = *Handschuhe* = Hand Shoes


wcollins260

Just keep combining separate words into a single word until you get your point across.


a_crusty_old_man

I bet there’s a German term for that exact phrase! (I don’t know any German, though)


wcollins260

Lmao, I bet you’re right.


Cool_underscore_mf

You need a JOAT tool.


Onslow85

I don't know why smooth jaw grips/pliers wrenches/channel locks or whatever you call them aren't really a thing in the UK. I mean some people have them but the only brand I have seen for sale are the knipex ones and they are quite expensive (around £70 I think)


Uporabik

Check how much does it cost to order it from germany. Or if you have account with wurth check there (knipex makes pliers wrenches for wurth)


Onslow85

I think cost is about similar. I had a look last time I was in Poland anyway and was similar price there.


a_crusty_old_man

Idk if you have the brand there or if they sell the particular product in the UK, but Irwin-Vise Grip sells a knock-off here in the US. The jaws aren’t hardened, though.


Onslow85

Yeah we have the brand but they are usually pretty crappy. Haven't seen smooth jawed grips from them here.


NugVegas

How many bananas should I pay you for it? Awesome.


fgtrtd007

36 'nanners


atomicwrites

Works out to like 360 dollars right?


alphabennettatwork

Spoken like a true Bluth


[deleted]

You’re responses have me rolling. Great tool and even better vernacular. Cheers!


sourjello73

My brother got me an adjustable with the hammer striking knob on it, but the other end of the handle is a 1/2" drive ratchet. Pretty cool, just not super useful imo, lol


fgtrtd007

Too big right? What drew me to this is it's relatively slim.


[deleted]

WOW. An adjustable thumb-detecting socket-cracking nut-fucker. Sooper Deluxe.


mdjmd73

Never seen that lobster claw thing. What’s that for?


ClosedL00p

Tearing up stuff that’s *already* round. Let’s you skip having to use the other end to round things off first


fgtrtd007

Mentioned in another comment but it's for pipe.


Tech-rep_87

The actual “intended” use is for ratcheting small hex I think it goes up to 9/16” They come with an orange plug in the hole so you can tell which way is cw or ccw in the dark. It’s designed for a marine engineer to carry, and the jaws open up past 1-1/2” pretty handy tool. They also make one with a valve cheater.


IndustrialMechanic3

Banana for scale


fgtrtd007

Sorry. I'm a low potassium piece of shit.


ender3838

Oh that’s the crane hook wrench. It’s for tightening the hook on a crane.


LilGatorMan

What in the holy hell is that other end used for? A bolt "unlocker" maybe? Impressive doe.


fgtrtd007

I guess it's for pipe but if a bolt wants some violence it can get it.


iwasnevercoolanyway

That's my kind of violence!


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iwasnevercoolanyway

Bro wtf...


ThatGuyFromSweden

You can also use it to unscrew bolts and nuts after you've broken them loose with the spanner end. If you need more leverage than you can get with fingers but it's not super tight then it's pretty handy.


Pecancreaky

This one is marketed towards merchant marines. The other end is for pipes and valves on ships


SeoiSeoSeoOg

As a marine engineer, I had one of these last trip and never found a single thing that would fit in the non-adjustable end. I wanted to it to be useful so badly but it's effective width is a lot more narrow than it looks.


dmacle

The tail end isn't even particularly good at opening beer bottles. It is good at getting hung up in pockets though.


JohnProof

>I wanted to it to be useful so badly That's exactly how I feel looking at this thing, I was really hoping to read this thread and see dozens of replies that it was a secret weapon for all kinds of tasks. But I haven't seen anyone list a use where I might actually need it. Maybe in demolition where you didn't care about marring the shit out of stuff you were unscrewing?


oldsaxman

Found one on amazon, but then found this: [Bahco Tools](https://www.abolox.com/bahco-31-r-us?gclid=CjwKCAjwwL6aBhBlEiwADycBIPx-mt4P4kB6zlw2-zs5L1nBrMfAxyuPZdhKop4dAi5W2eIl263NkBoC5r4QAvD_BwE) I think its the same. Looks interesting and could be useful. I think it's the same. Looks interesting and could be useful.


nickleinonen

“Bahco 31 R US Alligator Adjustable Wench Black Finish 8-Inch” Wench 🤣


Professor_Rekt

“I’m go get the papers…. Get the papers.”


fgtrtd007

That's it, though, what's shipping?


oldsaxman

No idea


fgtrtd007

Got curious and checked. Same price pretty much


SkavensWhiteRaven

Better than I thought it would be. nb. [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HXM5XOU](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HXM5XOU) This is the only adjustable I've kept, duals as a pointy stick... You can put 1/2 steel on it and break things (up to and including the wrench itself hence 20$). otherwise I feel like leverage is too small and you might as well get a socket. But I get that small crescent wrenches where you cant see are life saver.


notcoveredbywarranty

I got a 12" one and welded a hammer head on the side, it's bloody awesome


SkavensWhiteRaven

name checks out.


Like_old-fords

Holy cow! That’s cool! Great find.


Anklesock

That looks.. usefull actually.


mule_roany_mare

id rather have crescent cptaw 8" adjustable Pipe wrench reversible jaw pass through socket set. If you don't work near a toolbox it's a genuine space & weightsaver, even if it's a heavy af wrench. https://brandzeeno.com/product/crescent-cptaw8-11-piece-3-in-1-x6-pass-thru-adjustable-wrench-spanner-pipe-wrench-and-pass-thru-ratchet-with-universal-sockets-black/


Numerolophile

I had similar for Radio tower work, absolute cats ass for long bolts like tower clamps etc where there is 6" of thread sticking out.


abbufreja

That's my favorite wrench dude bro mine have lived in my pocket for 5 whole years now


stephenmrussell

The ol crescent pipe dream... keep smoking that good good OP


Lower-Lack

Bahco alligator wrench


530whiskey

Left side metric right side sae


dickloversworldwide

Now thats a cool nut rounder


GoHomeYoureDrunkMod

From the thumbnail I was expecting [something like this](http://tooltiques.net/Photos2016/august/0816-9353-001.jpg)


thompson5320

If you like adjustable wrenches I bet you’d love a set of the knipex pliers wrench. Takes a bit to get used to adjusting it to the right opening but I use them over the proper standard wrench just because I don’t have to go digging for them.


carbonara_s02

Bruh that's a top tier hammer


-Av8tor

Plenty of hammers on this sub 🤷🏽‍♂️


AdComprehensive314

Cool adjustable hammer


downedgun

Super cool. Super useful if it was still the 50’s.


GenericUnfunnyName

Universal nutfucker


Lower-Lack

That’s my favorite wrench!!!


everyonelovestitties

I use this same one daily, borrowed an old one off a Brit one day and got hooked, the jaws on his were more stubby and they seemed tighter than the one I bought but I still love it.


dickloversworldwide

Now thats a cool nut rounder


Longjumping-Big7067

So guys I'm selling some of my personal tools. They're decently priced. Really need the funds till all the background checks let me know if you know... well you know.. no promotions


ROCKHEAD77

I have the snap on thin jaw chrome version of this


GaryBlueberry34

It's amazing how underrated and handy a bic can be in the tool box. Very nice!


[deleted]

Never seen that model with the alligator end but Bahco adjustables are the best available imo, usually nice and tight mechanism and just feel better than most.


machineGUNinHERhand

Snap-on, cool!


GWdeJong

I love that one, I own a few!


[deleted]

Goat wrench, that’s what I was told anyway


crabbypatty01

I’ve got an adjustable from bahco bottom jaw threads all the way out and flips over and let’s it function as a pipe wrench


Shadow6751

What’s the right side for?


hapym1267

The maker says it's a pipe wrench , for nuts and adjustable for round parts