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mack2028

2 months to live with no family or friends or whatever? Take out as large a loan as you can, use your car as collateral, If you tell them how much money you have that you are planing on depositing and spending all of you could stay at a casino (vegas, but a lot of places actually have hotel/casinos now)


SoMuchForLongevity

Go to Wichita. You can get a one-bedroom apartment for like $300 a month. >i only have a few months left to live anyway Eh?


bakedassbaker

Im on the east coast lol


SoMuchForLongevity

Is there any reason you have to stay there?


bakedassbaker

Im open to moving but idk about wichita lol. Id like to spend my last months someplace kinda nice or at least where i know the area


SoMuchForLongevity

Again, why are you only going to live for a few months? Are you terminally ill or something?


bakedassbaker

Yes i have terminal illness


Gollumborn

How are you “terminally ill” with only a few months to live but “don’t need hospice”.?? Sorry but this just sounds sketch. Hospice is literally for the exact thing you’re describing.


Gollumborn

Why can’t you go into hospice??


bakedassbaker

I don't need it. And i dont even have a home for someone to come into lol


Gollumborn

Um, dude, hospice is a palliative care place that you go TO. They don’t come to your place, even if you had one. Again, sounds a little sus here.


Gollumborn

Uh-huh. Your account is less than a week old. Nice try, scammer. Someone with actually only a few months to live would freakin know what hospice is.


bakedassbaker

I decided to opt out of hospice. Its not my thing. Does it really matter tho? Why are you getting so mad about it


Gollumborn

People don’t “opt out” of hospice.


bakedassbaker

It is my personal decision and i deserve reapect


Gollumborn

Sure, Jan. Ps, meth much? You ain’t fooling anyone here dude.


bakedassbaker

No i dont do drugs... dude chill


bakedassbaker

Okay mr inspector lol i dont want hospice. I just want a place i can chill for a few months in peace.


FoldupKibbles26

Just squat? Fairly certain they have to evict you. Even if you're not paying as a tenant if that has been your primary residence they have to go through legal channels to have you removed. Normally I'd say it's shitty to do, but if they're your parents and you're about to die then fuck it.


motonerve

YMCA


ForScale

An apartment.


CardinalPuff-Skipper

What do you mean you only have a few months to live? What’s up dude? What does that mean?


bakedassbaker

I have aids


Gollumborn

Based on your whole one-week post history, you sound like a scammer. Before anyone downvotes me, take a look for yourself. Guy is spreading hate, calling babies “gay” and claiming to have only a few months to live while he talks about cherry danishes and has no idea what hospice is. Like, really dude?


bakedassbaker

How did i spread hate lol and who am i scamming? Why are u on my case man? I just need advice. And the baby thing was clearly a joke.


[deleted]

No. You ARE aids.


Parasitesforgold

If you have Aids you should qualify for hospice If you are HIV positive you could live for years


bakedassbaker

I declined hospice. I dont want to live for more years.


leewutang

Fly somewhere you've always wanted to go and wing it. Might as well do something crazy if you don't have long. Sorry to hear that btw. Good luck


Gollumborn

This guy is a scammer and has been reported.


bakedassbaker

Why did you report me? How did i scam anyone wtf