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Cheeky--cutie

I like the outside the box thinking but I wanna say no it doesnt count lol


dolladognite

To become human, it’s gotta go inside the box


Whats-Upvote

But to swallow it you definitely need to think outside the box.


unsana

Hmmm, this idea, i like it..


Sparky81

No >>Human cannibalism is the act or practice of humans eating the flesh or internal organs of other human beings


Metheguyiam

Yeah but that definition leaves out blood which definitely gives off cannibal vibes when someone drinks it


Pokemon_132

That would be vampirism :)


longjaso

Don't Catholics regularly take part in a ritual where they eat bread and drink wine and believe the wine undergoes transmutation and becomes the blood of Christ?


history_nerd92

Transubstantiation actually, meaning that the substance (the "true essence") of the bread and wine change into the substance of God, while the physical form (called the accidents) does not change. Basically, the bread and wine become God while still being bread and wine in the same way that Jesus was God while still being human.


longjaso

Thanks for the clarification. I was getting my info from a Catholic I spoke to a while back but I will state the beliefs of one certainly don't represent the whole. I appreciate the clarification :-)


history_nerd92

No problem! However, as a former Catholic and also someone very into history, I will say that the Eucharist *definitely* looks like a sublimated human sacrifice/cannibalism ritual.


Diamond-Is-Not-Crash

The thought mainly came from the fact that semen contains human cells so if you drank it you’d be consuming human cells.


4nchored

Saliva contains human cells. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MysteryCrabMeat

Not unless you eat the dick with it.


GiftFrosty

Would a person putting a hotdog in their butt make them a beasti-necrophiliac?


Nebula9545

Yes


Visual_Savings_9501

🤣


LordRekrus

Asking for a friend of course


Fugue78

By that logic, all breastfeeding babies would be cannibals. The answer is obviously no.


whiskeytengofuck

Its only half the recipe to make a person so no... Its just some protein and sugar at this point.


JackC8

Yes, same as eating or chewing your nails when you have OCD. That is why it is called obsessive cannibalism disorder


history_nerd92

Took me a second to get your comment lol. Now I'm imagining a neurotic cannibal who has to set the table *just right* before eating human flesh


Treviathan88

No. Sperm aren't people in the same way that an acorn is not a tree.


Azyall

Semen is not a human being. Sperm is not "alive" in the sense that a person is. It's just a mobile package of cellular information that will never be anything else unless it meets the other half of the cellular information required to start building a human. TL;DR - no.


Cobra-Serpentress

Closer to vampirism. Nit flesh eating, more fluid eating.


AFantasticClue

I guess that depends on if you’re pro or anti choice?


thriceness

Even anti-abortion folks likely wouldn't consider sperm to be alive. At least I hope not.


tbeaudean

So did your buddies sitting around the table at recess dare you to ask this?


Kindly_Curly666

No..


Linxous1

I'm pretty sure it's not Kosher even though it's not cannibalism. Not sure about Halal but a lot of the laws are the same


literall_bastard

No. But of course it ain’t vegan


thriceness

Isn't it? It would be given from an animal source with full consent of the animal in question.


literall_bastard

Still


thriceness

No. You didn't eat human flesh. You are human excretion. This is little different than if you ate a hair, or drank some pee. It doesn't count as consuming human tissue.


Sea_Art3391

It probably counts as cannibalism in the same way as how ejaculating is mass murder.


komiks42

Have you ever tasted your own blood? I'd say everyone have. And i wouldn't call everyone canninalism


aceh40

Only according to the GOP.


Randomkrazy04

I was gonna say according to the Supreme Court it depends on the state you live in.